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'''Tony''': You nearly missed the fun, L. Come on board, grab your chute. He's so fucking paranoid, this one. | '''Tony''': You nearly missed the fun, L. Come on board, grab your chute. He's so fucking paranoid, this one. | ||
'''Tony''': All aboard, Lou! Here's that chute you wanted, you really gotta get over that fear of flying. | |||
'''Luis''': Okay, man. Whatever you say. | '''Luis''': Okay, man. Whatever you say. | ||
or: | |||
'''Luis''': I don't know what you talking about, but thanks. | |||
'''Luis''': You confusing the shit out of me, Tony. | |||
''(Luis enters the helicopter)'' | ''(Luis enters the helicopter)'' | ||
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'''Tony''': Let's go. First on the agent is a trip over Happiness Island. Get us some altitude! | '''Tony''': Let's go. First on the agent is a trip over Happiness Island. Get us some altitude! | ||
'''Tony''': Let's show our friend a view of the city. Take us up above Happiness Island. | |||
'''Tony''': Luis, meet our new friend, the Celebinator. | '''Tony''': Luis, meet our new friend, the Celebinator. | ||
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'''Celebinator''': Why are you doing this? I'm a nice person. | '''Celebinator''': Why are you doing this? I'm a nice person. | ||
'''Celebinator''': You can't do this to me. I'm a celebrity. | |||
'''Celebinator''': There's something wrong with ya. | |||
'''Celebinator''': Eeek! Eeek! | |||
'''Celebinator''': This isn't happening... | |||
'''Celebinator''': I'm just a fucking blogger. I didn't mean anything. | |||
'''Celebinator''': Please. My fans will miss me so much. | |||
'''Celebinator''': I won't be treated like this. I won't! | |||
'''Celebinator''': Please. No. | |||
'''Celebinator''': Oh fuck, fuck, shit. | |||
'''Celebinator''': Fuck, no, arghh, fuck. | |||
'''Tony''': Celebinate this, you disgusting little homunculus. | |||
'''Tony''': People are gonna thank us when he's gone, Lou. | |||
'''Tony''': We got too many bloggers in this town already. Drop him. | |||
'''Tony''': The world ain't gonna miss a blogger. | |||
'''Tony''': I bet he's squirming now. | |||
'''Tony''': He scared, Lou? | '''Tony''': He scared, Lou? | ||
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'''Tony''': How's the horrible little weasel doing? | '''Tony''': How's the horrible little weasel doing? | ||
'''Tony''': Schmooze him for me, Lou. | |||
''(Luis begins to intimidate the Celebinator)'' | ''(Luis begins to intimidate the Celebinator)'' | ||
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'''Celebinator''': Baaaaah. | '''Celebinator''': Baaaaah. | ||
'''Celebinator''': Arghhhhhh. | |||
'''Celebinator''': Oh shit. | |||
'''Celebinator''': Help meeee. | |||
'''Celebinator''': Take me back to earth. | '''Celebinator''': Take me back to earth. | ||
'''Celebinator''': Get away from me. Get away from me. | |||
'''Luis''': You want to let go, be my guest. | |||
'''Celebinator''': I'm slipping. Oh shit, I'm slipping. | |||
'''Luis''': I'd hold on tight if I was you. | |||
'''Luis''': What's that smell, man? That ain't cool, bro. | |||
'''Celebinator''': I want me ma. Where's me ma? | |||
'''Celebinator''': Assuuup waasu. Ug ug. | |||
''(The two make it back to land)'' | ''(The two make it back to land)'' | ||
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'''Luis''': It kind of looks like you had a little accident. Someone might post a picture of that online. | '''Luis''': It kind of looks like you had a little accident. Someone might post a picture of that online. | ||
'''Celebinator''': Urgh. Ugghh. Oh, man, oh ma. Ahhhh. I feel like | '''Celebinator''': Urgh. Ugghh. Oh, man, oh ma. Ahhhh. I feel like shite. | ||
==Alternate dialogue== | ==Alternate dialogue== | ||
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==Failing the mission== | ==Failing the mission== | ||
===Celebinator dies=== | ===Celebinator dies=== | ||
'''Tony''': What's the point in going to all that trouble if he's just going to die? We wanted him dead, we coulda done it in his sleep. | |||
'''Luis''': Fair point, man. I guess we got to get better at scaring cats, not dropping them. See ya. | |||
===Tony dies=== | |||
'''Celebinator''': Oh my fucking god. Tony Prince died right in front of me. I've got to blog this right now. | |||
'''Luis''': I see a blog about this, I am going to fucking kill you, bro. Don't think for a moment that I ain't. | |||
===Helicopter destroyed=== | |||
'''Tony''': Yusuf's gonna be pissed. That was his chopper. | |||
'''Luis''': I got a feeling that guy can afford to write off the loss. Later, T. | |||
===Celebinator falls=== | |||
'''Tony''': L, shit, you manage to arrest his terminal velocity? | '''Tony''': L, shit, you manage to arrest his terminal velocity? | ||