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Once all the Vagos outside are dead, the team shoot their way inside the mansion and finally find [[Big Poppa]]. Carl chases him down through the mansion all the way until they reach the exit where Big Poppa enters his [[Phoenix]] and escapes with Carl following him in a pink [[Windsor]]. After a chase around the hilly sections of the city, Carl kills Big Poppa and officially takes back the mansion for Madd Dogg. | Once all the Vagos outside are dead, the team shoot their way inside the mansion and finally find [[Big Poppa]]. Carl chases him down through the mansion all the way until they reach the exit where Big Poppa enters his [[Phoenix]] and escapes with Carl following him in a pink [[Windsor]]. After a chase around the hilly sections of the city, Carl kills Big Poppa and officially takes back the mansion for Madd Dogg. | ||
==Script== | |||
CJ, Woozie and Kendl are in the casino giving auditions to people for shows. There is currently a midget auditioning. | |||
Midget: (singing) Don't hate the little man, because he's packing a 6 shooter! | |||
Kendl: Next. | |||
CJ: Thank you. | |||
Midget: Thank you? Thank you?! Do you know how much balls it takes to stand down here and sing a song like that? It takes guts! | |||
Woozie: I'm sorry. We're just looking for something with a little more mass appeal. | |||
Midget: What could have more mass appeal than a song like "Small But Perfectly Formed"? Women want me. Men want to be like me! Assholes! | |||
(The Midget exits.) | |||
Kendl: You gotta be kidding me, right? | |||
CJ: Damn! This casino game is hard work. I thought it was just a case of opening the doors and letting suckers give you their money. | |||
Woozie: If only. | |||
Kendl: You know what? I'm getting bored here. I'm trying to do business, not audition midgets. | |||
Woozie: People of reduced stature, you mean. | |||
Kendl: Yeah, yeah, I said that. All I know is, when are we gonna get some real talent in here? | |||
CJ: I heard that. | |||
(Madd Dogg enters.) | |||
CJ: Madd Dogg! | |||
Madd Dogg: CJ! I'm clean, dude! | |||
CJ: That's good news, man. Hey, what's cracking? You ready to take it to the stage again? | |||
Madd Dogg: Easy, CJ, c'mon, man. One step at a time, you know? I'm almost ready, but, but... | |||
CJ: But what? | |||
Madd Dogg: I want to go home now, CJ. | |||
CJ: That's cool, man, I'll take you. Where's home? | |||
Madd Dogg: My mansion, baby. | |||
Kendl: Yeah, I heard about that place. Drugs, sex, all that shit. | |||
Madd Dogg: Yeah, you know it - but... | |||
CJ: Yeah, yeah I been there... I mean, I seen it on TV. | |||
Madd Dogg: Yeah. | |||
CJ: Nice crib. | |||
Madd Dogg: Thanks, playa. | |||
CJ: We could do with a place like that to set up in LS again, wait for Sweet. Get things moving. Get out dis midget game. | |||
Madd Dogg: But, CJ... Come on, man... | |||
CJ: What? I saved your life, man! | |||
Madd Dogg: My mansion ain't big enough. Only got 19 bedrooms, you hear? A'ight, man, my mansion's been seized. | |||
Woozie: IRS? | |||
Madd Dogg: Nah, not exactly. | |||
CJ: Who? | |||
Madd Dogg: Nobody. | |||
CJ: Who, Madd Dogg? | |||
Madd Dogg: A'ight, Big Poppa. | |||
CJ: Big Poppa! The drug dealer? Man... you gave your multi million-dollar mansion to a mother-fucking pusher? | |||
Madd Dogg: You know, CJ, these things happen. I was powerless! | |||
CJ: You fucking degenerate! Oh - man! How much blow can one guy snort? | |||
Madd Dogg: It's not my fault, CJ! | |||
CJ: Man, I should have let you jump! Come with me. All of you! We're ALL going home. | |||
(CJ is flying over Los Santos on a plane with four Triads. CJ's phone rings.) | |||
CJ: Hello. | |||
Kendl: Hey, what's up, Carl? | |||
CJ: Hey, Kendl, whassup? | |||
Kendl: Nothing - just thought I'd wish you luck. We're gonna drive back to, uh, San Fierro first. Wanna check things out there before we hook up with you guys in Los Santos. | |||
CJ: Alright cool, you be careful. | |||
Kendl: I'll be fine, I got Cesar and Madd Dogg to keep me safe. You be careful. | |||
CJ: I will. I'll see you in Los Santos. | |||
(CJ finishes the phone call and puts his phone away.) | |||
CJ: (to Triad 1) Me and you gonna go in to clear the place out. | |||
Traid 1: Element of surprise. | |||
CJ: So the rest of the crew can move in in peace. | |||
(Two Triads parachute onto the helipad on top of Madd Dogg's Crib and light flares. CUT BACK TO the four Triads and CJ about to jump out of the plane.) | |||
Traid 2: (to Triad 1) You ever jumped before? | |||
Traid 1: Nah. You? | |||
Traid 2: Nah. | |||
Traid 1: When we land, we're going to feel invincible! | |||
Ttraid 2: I AM INVINCIBLE! | |||
(Triad 2 jumps out of the plane.) | |||
Triad 1: Hey, wait up! | |||
(Triad 1 jumps out of the plane.) | |||
Traid 3: WhaaaHOOOOO! | |||
(Triad 3 jumps out of the plane.) | |||
Traid 4: WhaaaHEEEEE! | |||
(Triad 4 jumps out of the plane. CJ jumps out of the plane next.) | |||
(CJ and some Triads are inside Madd Dogg's Crib.) | |||
Traid: We're heavily outnumbered, but if we all keep our heads, we should kick ass! | |||
(The Triad's head gets blown off.) | |||
(Big Poppa gets into a car outside Madd Dogg's Crib.) | |||
(On screen) You have taken back Madd Dogg's mansion. | |||
==Reward== | ==Reward== | ||