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This is the transcript of the Futuro FM [[Radio Stations in GTA 2|radio station]] in [[GTA 2]]. | This is the transcript of the '''[[Futuro FM]]''' [[Radio Stations in GTA 2|radio station]] in [[GTA 2]]. | ||
==Transcript== | |||
'''Woman:''' Live high, live through, live [[Zaibatsu]]... | |||
'''Man:''' It’s brutal, and inexcusable: [[Dean Frantz]], life, from rehab. | |||
'''Dean Frantz''': Er... This is me, Dean Frantz, at Futuro FM, The hot-spot on your dail. We got the Top 100 coming up. And a free Futuro FM T-shirt for whoever calls in at number 50, the first one to call. | |||
''('''Song''': Reed - "L.E.D.")'' | |||
'''Dean Frantz:''' So I was driving to work, the other day. I decided I needed some smokes to get me through, you know. So I pull over, park the car, go in the store, come out A MINUTE LATER... The car is gone! Stolen! Fifth time this month! These people, these carthieves, joyriders... I tell you, I wish they all had one big neck, so I could put my hands around it, and choke the living life out of all of them all at once! Hey, here’s a word from our sponsors... | |||
'''''Woman:''' Hmmm, cold, hard chocolate!'' | |||
'''''Man:''' Surge after surge of creamy caramel.'' | |||
'''''Woman:''' Melts in your mouth...'' | |||
'''''Man:''' ...and in your hand..!'' | |||
'''''Woman:''' Orgasmo bars of forbidden chocolate sensation! Oh, it’s huge!'' | |||
'''''Man:''' Bite off more than you can chew!'' | |||
'''Man:''' He’s been around for a few days, but he still plays some hits: Dean Frantz. | |||
'''Woman:''' The Zaibatsu Corporation are friends of the good times. | |||
'''Dean Frantz:''' Hey, kids and kiddies, remember: If you see that Zaibatsu Van driving around town today, call in and win yourself a couple of tickets to the ball game this weekend. | |||
''('''Song: '''Davidson - "''All I Wanna Do")'''' | |||
'''Dean Frantz:''' Have you ever considered death? I know I hadn’t until a friend pointed out that it comes to us all. Now, we’ve got a competition in conjunction with our sponsors Zaibatsu. You could win yourself a five-star top-of-the-line funeral! Absolutely free! No embarassed kids at the gravesite. Stay tuned after the news for details. | |||
'''Man:''' And now: The News! | |||
'''[[Jill Tasker]]:''' Hi, this is Jill Tasker, and I've got your Entertainment News! Some of the biggest names in radio are heading over to Largo this evening. [[Johnny Riccaro]] and [[Phanny Joe Styles]] will be in attendence. We’ll have Celina Farence for details, right after this. | |||
'''Woman:''' Zaibatsu: helping you, to help yourself! | |||
'''Woman:''' Polution is clouding over the city this evening, the CO-count is 12.1. This weather is brought to you by OxiPure; Please breath our world, not theirs. | |||
'''Man:''' Ah, that’s better. | |||
'''''Man:''' How you feeling? Not very happy? Stress and strain of everyday life grinding you down? Djinny’s a new herbal medicen from [[Hare Krishna|Krishna]] Medicine designed to aid you through everyday life. As an easy conversion to Krishna ways, Genie can fulfill your lifetime wishes. For peace and unconditional love, straight from a bottle. Genie: Why have three wishes when you only need one?'' | |||
'''Man:''' Here’s you Oz-DJ: Dean Frantz. | |||
'''Dean Frantz:''' I tell you... Cops... They're everywhere these days... I-I-I can’t walk down the street without someone asking me for my ID. Some men in blue telling me: “Who are you?!” I’m Dean Frantz, I don’t need to show you my ID! I mean... Cops everywhere, but is there ever a cop when you need one? NO!! | |||
''('''Song: '''Spangly Feet - "Dazed & Confuzed")'' | |||
'''Dean Frantz:''' I tell you, I’m sitting in this, er... radio station, in the booth here, i’m surrounded by, err, what? FIFTEEN OTHER PEOPLE?! Okay, but I am all alone. Is this a problem? Can somebody do something? That’s all I ask for, a little help! But no! It’s just me, in the booth... | |||
''('''Song: '''Stylus Exodus - "''Toucan Pie")'''' | |||
[[Category:Radio Stations in GTA 2]] | [[Category:Radio Stations in GTA 2]] | ||
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