Jill Von Crastenburg: Difference between revisions
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====Background and personality==== | ====Background and personality==== | ||
Jill Von Crastenburg was born on July 14th, into the multi-billionaire Von Crastenburg family (an old-money family of New England said to own half of [[The Exchange]] in [[Algonquin]]). She | Jill Von Crastenburg was born on July 14th, into the multi-billionaire Von Crastenburg family (an old-money family of New England said to own half of [[The Exchange]] in [[Algonquin]]). She is the best friend of [[Cloe Parker]], a parody of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_Richie Nicole Richie's] (Jill's counterpart) friendship with [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Hilton Paris Hilton] (Cloe's). It is notable that although Hilton and Richie were born less than a year apart, Cloe is anywhere from 5 to 11 years Jill's senior. | ||
Since her 11th birthday and/or 2006, she has been internationally famous for her extreme wealth and presence on the [[Liberty City]] party circuit. She is frequently hounded by paparazzi - the most outlandish examples include her being told to re-enact a tantrum because cameramen were not at the scene, and media attention for her doing the most mundane activities (buying a carton of milk in a [[Downtown]] [[Los Santos]] supermarket and walking down the street in [[San Fierro]]) | |||
In early 2008, she began a three-week relationship with Cuban baseball player [[Ernesto Asaltacunas]]. At the beginning of [[Grand Theft Auto IV|GTA IV]] she left him for a new boyfriend, and a sex tape was released of her cheating on him by giving oral sex to an [[Opium Nights]] valet, as her boyfriend paid the bar tab in the very next room. The tape quickly circulated on [[electrictit.com|Electric Tit]] (a video sharing site akin to YouTube) but was removed from the site. Jill is also set to host a new reality TV show titled ''America's Sexiest Terrorist''. | |||
By most sources she is only 13 years old during GTA IV, though her sexual activity and admittance to bars makes this highly unlikely. According to [[Our-own-reality.com|Our Own Reality]] she is a college droput, but they confirm that she is still in her teens. | By most sources she is only 13 years old during GTA IV, though her sexual activity and admittance to bars makes this highly unlikely. According to [[Our-own-reality.com|Our Own Reality]] she is a college droput, but they confirm that she is still in her teens. | ||
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*Best friends with fellow heiresses [[Cloe Parker]] and [[Kayla Paulo]] | *Best friends with fellow heiresses [[Cloe Parker]] and [[Kayla Paulo]] | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*She is the only minor listed in the [[LCPD Database]]. | *She is the only minor listed in the [[LCPD Database]]. | ||
*Jill is likely based on real-life socialite and billionaire heiress Amanda Hearst, despite being over a decade younger then her real-life couterpart they do resemble | *Jill is likely based on real-life socialite and billionaire heiress Amanda Hearst, despite being over a decade younger then her real-life couterpart they do resemble eachother | ||
*A pedestrian strongly resembling Jill can be seem sometimes in the middle of [[Star Junction]] standing next to a black [[Stretch]] (although this can just be a flook) | *A pedestrian strongly resembling Jill can be seem sometimes in the middle of [[Star Junction]] standing next to a black [[Stretch]] (although this can just be a flook) | ||