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 '''Joe Lawton''' is the President of the [[United States]] in the [[HD Universe]]. He is a Conservative Republican and appears to be based on former President [[wp:George W. Bush|George W. Bush]].
-Based on [[Thomas Stubbs|Thomas Stubbs']] Twitter, his birthday is on or around February 16th. According to [[John Smith]], host of [[WKTT]]'s ''Conspire'' show, Lawton attended University of [[San Fierro]] and was in the same fraternity as the man who invented the credit default swap system. He also elaborates that Lawton's father was once president as well, and became a Senator after his presidency. However, ''Conspire'''s authenticity is highly questionable, and they also claim that Lawton resurrected his own father from the dead.
+Based on [[Thomas Stubbs|Thomas Stubbs']] Twitter, his birthday is on or around February 16th. According to [[John Smith]], host of [[WKTT]]'s ''Conspire'' show, Lawton attended [[San Fierro University]], and was in the same fraternity as the man who invented the credit default swap system. He also elaborates that Lawton's father was once president as well, and became a Senator after his presidency. However, ''Conspire'''s authenticity is highly questionable, and they also claim that Lawton resurrected his own father from the dead.
 [[Globe Oil]] says they are "proud to be the largest corporate contributor to President Lawton's administration and we thank him for his continued stance on the Kyoto Treaty". Lawton supports extending the [[Jingoism Act]] in order to protect freedom. This reflects Bush's stances on the [[wp:Kyoto Protocol|Kyoto Protocol]] and [[wp:PATRIOT Act|PATRIOT Act]], respectively. [[Milica Bellic]] mentions in an e-mail that most Europeans see him as a "foolish man". Some female pedestrians on the streets will say "can someone please get rid of this president?". A spam email in [[The Ballad of Gay Tony]] suggests he opposes free healthcare.