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*''blackfrost5: ''A moody college student, might be considered emo, who recently lost his girlfriend, writes poetry about how he is misunderstood, suicidal and in an alternate universe. He eventually calls himself the most boring man on MyRoom. | *''blackfrost5: ''A moody college student, might be considered emo, who recently lost his girlfriend, writes poetry about how he is misunderstood, suicidal and in an alternate universe. He eventually calls himself the most boring man on MyRoom. | ||
*''flaptickler: ''One profile of a man who mostly just gives a highly positive review of his [[wp:Sex doll|sex doll]]. He comments that it resembles pop singer [[Samantha Muldoon]]. He also likes guns and is violent towards most other women, drives an ice cream truck, and personally admits that he's really creepy. | *''flaptickler: ''One profile of a man who mostly just gives a highly positive review of his [[wp:Sex doll|sex doll]]. He comments that it resembles pop singer [[Samantha Muldoon]]. He also likes guns and is violent towards most other women, drives an ice cream truck, and personally admits that he's really creepy. | ||
*''ravenvamp11: ''A pale and frail high school girl deeply indulged in vampire phenomena (a la [[wp:Twilight (series)| Twilight]] or possibly [[wp:Ann Rice|Ann Rice]]). In particular, she discusses sucking on her boyfriend's open wounds as a means of vampire enactment, but warns about the possiblility of an STD (in addition to both of them being sexually active). Because she's mad at her parents, her boyfriend "Dunkan the Morbid" offers to kill them, and just as she is writing it on her page, police bust in to arrest her, and admits "maybe putting every stupid cunty thought I've ever had for anyone to read isn't the brightest idea." | *''ravenvamp11: ''A pale and frail high school girl deeply indulged in vampire phenomena (a la [[wp:Twilight (series)|Twilight]] or possibly [[wp:Ann Rice|Ann Rice]]). In particular, she discusses sucking on her boyfriend's open wounds as a means of vampire enactment, but warns about the possiblility of an STD (in addition to both of them being sexually active). Because she's mad at her parents, her boyfriend "Dunkan the Morbid" offers to kill them, and just as she is writing it on her page, police bust in to arrest her, and admits "maybe putting every stupid cunty thought I've ever had for anyone to read isn't the brightest idea." | ||
*''xtrajuicychick69: ''Used by a pedophile, out of a warehouse in [[Bohan]], posing as a "16 I meant 18" attractive young girl who talks extensively about her burning desire to have sex with young boys. One MyRoom user confirms that it is a dirty old man, and that he was asked to change his diaper, while "Lil Francis", under a different profile name but more than likely ''pimpdog1620 ''below, was fooled and planned to meet the girl. | *''xtrajuicychick69: ''Used by a pedophile, out of a warehouse in [[Bohan]], posing as a "16 I meant 18" attractive young girl who talks extensively about her burning desire to have sex with young boys. One MyRoom user confirms that it is a dirty old man, and that he was asked to change his diaper, while "Lil Francis", under a different profile name but more than likely ''pimpdog1620 ''below, was fooled and planned to meet the girl. | ||
*''pimpdog1620: ''Profile used "Lil Francis" Ferguson, a stereotypical [[wp:Wigger|"Wigger"]], or a young (usually upper-class) white male who tries unnaturally to blend in with the gangster rap scene. The boy in particular is the son of an extremely wealthy banker in [[Alderney]], who outwardly expresses that he wishes he weren't rich or white. He also dramatizes the death of his dog Fluffy, just as a street gang would mourn a friend who was killed. His mother comments on his profile saying she "didn't spend $15,000 a year on your education for you to speak like this. I just hope your father doesn't find out." and that she would consider buying him a new dog. In the Grand Theft Auto universe, "16:20" is the counterpart of "4:20", a ritualistic time of day that many people smoke marijuana (because the in-game clock uses military time and not AM/PM). | *''pimpdog1620: ''Profile used "Lil Francis" Ferguson, a stereotypical [[wp:Wigger|"Wigger"]], or a young (usually upper-class) white male who tries unnaturally to blend in with the gangster rap scene. The boy in particular is the son of an extremely wealthy banker in [[Alderney]], who outwardly expresses that he wishes he weren't rich or white. He also dramatizes the death of his dog Fluffy, just as a street gang would mourn a friend who was killed. His mother comments on his profile saying she "didn't spend $15,000 a year on your education for you to speak like this. I just hope your father doesn't find out." and that she would consider buying him a new dog. In the Grand Theft Auto universe, "16:20" is the counterpart of "4:20", a ritualistic time of day that many people smoke marijuana (because the in-game clock uses military time and not AM/PM). | ||
*eddielowfilthslayer: Used by [[Eddie Low]], a serial killer that [[Niko Bellic|Niko]] has the chance of randomly meeting in person. He has zero friends. | |||
In a report on [[Weazel News]], millions of sex offenders have accounts. An old woman states that the site should be shut down; her profile has a picture of herself taking a sponge bath and "no one wants to be her friend". A younger girl states that she has 10,000 friends "who are actually strangers who stalk her". | In a report on [[Weazel News]], millions of sex offenders have accounts. An old woman states that the site should be shut down; her profile has a picture of herself taking a sponge bath and "no one wants to be her friend". A younger girl states that she has 10,000 friends "who are actually strangers who stalk her". | ||