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'''Malc''': Fake-ass security guard. | '''Malc''': Fake-ass security guard. | ||
'''Malc''': I hope they can walk away from that one. | |||
'''Malc''': Ha, ha, ha and you know that's gotta hurt. | '''Malc''': Ha, ha, ha and you know that's gotta hurt. | ||
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'''Malc''': Good shootin' maniac. | '''Malc''': Good shootin' maniac. | ||
'''Malc''': Good shootin' | |||
'''Malc''': Great shot. | '''Malc''': Great shot. | ||
'''Malc''': That's some serious shooting. | |||
'''Malc''': Oh shit, you got 'em. | '''Malc''': Oh shit, you got 'em. | ||
'''Malc''': Man, oh, man. This shit is heavy. | |||
'''Malc''': You pathetic. | |||
'''Malc''': Nice belly Popo! | |||
''(If Johnny has Terry and Clay for backup)'' | |||
'''Johnny''': Get the heat away from us, boys. | |||
'''Johnny''': Keep the cops off our back, fellas. | |||
'''Johnny''': How you boys holding up? | |||
'''Johnny''': Keep these pigs back, Clayton. | |||
'''Johnny''': Clayton, keep on these fucking bulls. | |||
'''Johnny''': Look after us, Clay. | |||
'''Johnny''': Clay. You got my back, man? | |||
'''Johnny''': Smash them cherry tops, Clay. Come on. | |||
'''Johnny''': Terry! Clay! Deal with the pigs, men. Come on. | |||
'''Johnny''': Terry! Clay! Keep the bulls off us. | |||
''(DeSean splits away from Malc and Johnny)'' | ''(DeSean splits away from Malc and Johnny)'' | ||
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'''Malc''': Man, that shit sure does fall from the sky. | '''Malc''': Man, that shit sure does fall from the sky. | ||
'''Malc'''; Whooo, there she go. | |||
''(When the three get surrounded)'' | ''(When the three get surrounded)'' | ||
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'''Johnny''': Leave us the fuck alone! | '''Johnny''': Leave us the fuck alone! | ||
'''Malc''': Cops got us in the spot for real, now. | |||
'''Malc''': Man, we're surrounded. | '''Malc''': Man, we're surrounded. | ||
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'''Malc''': I ain't into the whole jail thing. | '''Malc''': I ain't into the whole jail thing. | ||
'''Malc''': I don't look good in orange. | |||
'''Malc''': Come on, get us out of here. | '''Malc''': Come on, get us out of here. | ||
'''Malc''': We locked in here, fam! | '''Malc''': We locked in here, fam! | ||
'''Malc''': We surrounded by dirty ass coppers here. | |||
'''Malc''': Yo, B, five-o all up on top of us! | |||
''(More cops begin following the three)'' | ''(More cops begin following the three)'' | ||
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'''Johnny''': Those are some tax payer dollars gone to waste. | '''Johnny''': Those are some tax payer dollars gone to waste. | ||
'''Johnny''': Try driving on the road, buddy! | |||
''(Cops go through a gas station but the tanks explode as do the police cars)'' | ''(Cops go through a gas station but the tanks explode as do the police cars)'' | ||
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'''Johnny''': Think of the environment, man. | '''Johnny''': Think of the environment, man. | ||
'''Johnny''': Gas is really gonna get expensive now. | |||
'''Malc''': Man, oh fucking man. | '''Malc''': Man, oh fucking man. | ||
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'''Malc''': I'm sweatin' up in this bitch. | '''Malc''': I'm sweatin' up in this bitch. | ||
'''Malc''': Fuck it's getting hot. | |||
'''Johnny''': Hey. Check the LCPD Patriots up ahead. | '''Johnny''': Hey. Check the LCPD Patriots up ahead. | ||
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'''Johnny''': One more to go. | '''Johnny''': One more to go. | ||
''()'' | ''(A police car drives towards them but Malc kills the driver and the car crashes into a pole)'' | ||
'''Malc''': You think you hard, huh? | '''Malc''': You think you hard, huh? | ||
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'''Elizabeta''': Shit. It wouldn't be a war on drugs if there weren't victims, you know. You best count yourself lucky you still here. Bye bye, Johnny. | '''Elizabeta''': Shit. It wouldn't be a war on drugs if there weren't victims, you know. You best count yourself lucky you still here. Bye bye, Johnny. | ||
==Post mission phone | ==Post mission phone calls== | ||
===Elizabeta=== | |||
'''Elizabeta''': Johnny. How'd it go? Do I have some bail money at least. | '''Elizabeta''': Johnny. How'd it go? Do I have some bail money at least. | ||
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'''Elizabeta''': Ha ha ha. She's okay. Oh, we all good, baby. Ha, ha, ha. Bye bye. | '''Elizabeta''': Ha ha ha. She's okay. Oh, we all good, baby. Ha, ha, ha. Bye bye. | ||
===Ashley=== | |||
'''Johnny''': Ashley? What is it this time? | |||
'''Ashley''': Hey, Johnny boy. It's nothing. I mean it's something, but, but, it ain't like you think. I need you to meet a friend of mine - Ray Boccino. | |||
'''Johnny''': That guinea? Jesus, what you doing with him? | |||
'''Ashley''': We're not doing nothing, Johnny. Nothing we ain't supposed to. I need you to meet him, is all. We're over at Drusilla's in Little Italy. Can't wait to see you, baby. | |||
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'''Ashley''': Johnny? | |||
'''Johnny''': Hey Ash. How you doing, baby? | |||
'''Ashley''': I been thinking about you, sugar. I want you to come see Ray Boccino. He needs some help. | |||
'''Johnny''': Shit, you owe him money? | |||
'''Ashley''': It's nothing like that. Come to Drusilla's in Little Italy. | |||
===Unknown caller=== | |||
'''Agent Jones''': Mr. Klebitz. How're things? | |||
'''Johnny''': Fuck off, man. | |||
'''Agent Jones''': You know, Johnny, you should have thought about being more forthcoming earlier in our relationship. As it happens, others in your fraternity are not as loyal as you. | |||
'''Johnny''': I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. | |||
'''Agent Jones''': You're about to see a close friend on the witness stand. Time's up, Johnny. | |||
'''Johnny''': I'll believe it when I see it, you tight-ass prick. Adios. | |||
==Post mission text messages== | |||
Johnny I heard your Hexer got messed up, call me and ill get it fixed up and ill bring it to you. | |||
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Baby, I need to see you. Get here soon. Xx | |||
[[Category:TLAD Scripts]] | [[Category:TLAD Scripts]] | ||