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:"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EOB55nwCcE Wu Zi Mu]" - [[User:ZS|ZS]] 17:24, March 23, 2010 (UTC) | :"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EOB55nwCcE Wu Zi Mu]" - [[User:ZS|ZS]] 17:24, March 23, 2010 (UTC) | ||
:Technically, he did win it, but it's still up to the player whether or not they want to keep it. It's really subjective. - [[User:ZS|ZS]] 17:54, March 23, 2010 (UTC) | :Technically, he did win it, but it's still up to the player whether or not they want to keep it. It's really subjective. - [[User:ZS|ZS]] 17:54, March 23, 2010 (UTC) | ||
== Better description == | |||
This time ''GTA'' wanted to be Boyz N Da Hood. Rather than an actual GTA game, this is just an angry, black Tamagotchi. You play as a pussy [[Nigger|chocolate drop]] called CJ (moar liek [[blowjob|BJ]] amirite?!) who [[Pussy|chickens out]] after one of his brothers got killed, then has his mom killed by a rival gang. Long story short, you come from rags to riches, eat fried chicken, fuck [[insane]] women, eat fried chicken, [[Fag|get a pink Mohawk]], eat fried chicken, help Eazy E steal boxes from the [[Army|National Guard]] and have [[Buttsecks|hot coffee]] with Samuel L. Muthafuckin' Jackson. He [[Fail|never actually becomes a rapper in this game]], but other [[racist|people]] insist he is. Did I mention eat fried chicken (srsly)? This game also contains the failed meme/abortion known as [[OG Loc]], who is the [[Weegee]] to CJ's Mario. He makes no sense, is kinda disturbing and [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody cares about him]]. Copying Weegeee even further, you have to go-kart race [[azn|Oriental]] [[Gentlemen|Gentleman]] Loc and near the end, CJ gets to shoot him, but instead he [[Facepalm|takes his rhyme book and his record company]]. Anyway, the game ends when you finally kill [[Biggie Smalls]] and the bad cop Tenpenny (moar like <s>Ten-Penis</s> dime [[No|amirite]]?). That didn't solve anything though, because [[Pwned|his mom is still dead and everything is still fucked up.]] The main guy can actually swim in this edition, though the question is what's the point when you're playing as a [[fat]] [[nigger]]? Also, you can get fat, <s>ride</s> steal bicycles and go to Liberty City. | |||