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'''Tony McTony''' is a character in the GTA IV era, appearing in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. McTony also appears in the [[Trailers for The Ballad of Gay Tony|recent trailer]] of [[The Ballad of Gay Tony]]. | '''Tony McTony''' is a character in the GTA IV era, appearing in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. McTony also appears in the [[Trailers for The Ballad of Gay Tony|recent trailer]] of [[The Ballad of Gay Tony]]. | ||
Tony McTony is a millionaire living in [[Alderney]] who grew up on the streets of [[Bohan]], And also owns a luxury mansion in [[Los Santos]] with a parked [[Shamal]] outside, as seen in the show [[I'm Rich]] on [[CNT]]. He runs several social networking and video sharing websites and lives a life of luxury with fifteen identical sports cars all monogrammed with the logo that he had designed for himself (a parody of the Tony Montana Logo). He is mentioned in the media about planning to sue [[LC24]] magazine because they had referred to him as Napoleonic. He is lambasted by his Vinewood friends for giving his seventh son a "too normal a name", Pete. He also recently revealed a new line of adult diapers. He owns a glass building fitted with a glass elevator which has a glass jaccuzzi inside. He also boasts about his $750 million dollars in stock options. The reason he fits everything from gold rims to buildings with his logo is because he believes "Bitches love initials". Being a geeky victim of bullying during his childhood, he likes to get back at his bullies by purchasing the companies they work at and firing them. He once glassed a waitress at a restuarant whilst on a tour with his spokes whores for botching his salad order. | Tony McTony is a millionaire living in [[Alderney]] who grew up on the streets of [[Bohan]], And also owns a luxury mansion in [[Los Santos]] with a parked [[Shamal]] outside, as seen in the show [[I'm Rich]] on [[CNT]]. He runs several social networking and video sharing websites and lives a life of luxury with fifteen identical sports cars all monogrammed with the logo that he had designed for himself (a parody of the Tony Montana Logo, and somewhat resembling the McDonald's logo). He is mentioned in the media about planning to sue [[LC24]] magazine because they had referred to him as Napoleonic. He is lambasted by his Vinewood friends for giving his seventh son a "too normal a name", Pete. He also recently revealed a new line of adult diapers. He owns a glass building fitted with a glass elevator which has a glass jaccuzzi inside. He also boasts about his $750 million dollars in stock options. The reason he fits everything from gold rims to buildings with his logo is because he believes "Bitches love initials". Being a geeky victim of bullying during his childhood, he likes to get back at his bullies by purchasing the companies they work at and firing them. He once glassed a waitress at a restuarant whilst on a tour with his spokes whores for botching his salad order. | ||
==Facts== | ==Facts== | ||
* He is only 5 foot tall. | * He is only 5 foot tall. | ||
* Spends his weekends powerboating. | * Spends his weekends powerboating. | ||
* Can get laid 24 hours a week. | * Can get laid 24 hours a week. | ||
* Was a virgin before he became famous. | * Was a virgin before he became famous. | ||
* No one actually knows how he got rich. | * No one actually knows how he got rich. | ||