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'''Kate''': I'm not. I'm sorry for Ma. I gave up on my brothers a long time ago. The most I ever expected from them was to put flowers on their coffins.
'''Kate''': I'm not. I'm sorry for Ma. I gave up on my brothers a long time ago. The most I ever expected from them was to put flowers on their coffins.
'''Niko''': You've got a strange family.
'''Kate''': Who doesn't?
'''Niko''': I don't know.
''(After Niko and Patrick fend off the attackers)''
'''Patrick''': Alright, man. We're burying Derrick in the graveyard in Steinway. Let's get there.
''(Niko and Patrick lose any pursuing Albanians)''
'''Derrick''': If Derrick was alive he'd need a shit load of horse to deal with the stress of this situation.
'''Niko''': If Derrick was alive we wouldn't be in this situation.
'''Patrick''': That's a valid point, Niko. Who knows what sort of situation we'd be in? Derrick needed good dose of smack to cope with most of the situations that life threw at him. You gotta admit that.
'''Niko''': We all have our ways of coping, Packie. That was Derrick's He had a hard life.
'''Patrick''': He's having a hard death too if this is anything to go by. I never knew it was so difficult to put a body in the ground. That's why I normally tie breeze blocks to 'em and throw 'em in the Humboldt.
'''Niko''': Is that what you suggest we do with your brother?
'''Patrick''': You're a sick man, Niko. I'd fucking slap you if I didn't love ya so much. It's only consecrated ground for a brother of mine.
''(Niko and Patrick arrive at the graveyard in Steinway)''
'''Patrick''': Alright, we're fucking here. Let's bury this bastard.
'''Kate''': Thanks, Niko.
'''Niko''': What for?
'''Kate''': Derrick never had many friends, he sort of lived in his own head. It means a lot - you coming here and helping this messed up family of mine.
'''Niko''': I did not come for Derrick, I came for you and Packie.
'''Kate''': Like I said, thanks. Give me a call sometime, Niko.
===Francis' funeral===
'''Preacher''': While no one is suggesting he was an angel, none of us are... that is why God put us on earth and now in heaven. The trials of humanity were sometimes too much for him to bear, but he was a committed family man, and a man of beliefs. God asks us to show faith and that is what he did, in his way. Francis gave us so much of himself and will be so sorely missed by us all. Amen.
'''Crowd''': Amen.
'''Preacher''': Now, if you will all please join me, in the procession to the cemetery.
''(Outside the church, Maureen and the preacher talk)''
'''Maureen''': Francis was a good boy.
'''Preacher''': You must have faith.
''(Everyone goes outside and Niko walks up to Kate)''
'''Niko''': I'm sorry for your loss.
'''Kate''': I'm not. I'm sorry for Ma. I gave up on my brothers a long time ago. Most I ever expected from them was to put flowers on their coffins.


'''Niko''': You've got a strange family.
'''Niko''': You've got a strange family.
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'''Niko''': I don't know.
'''Niko''': I don't know.


''(A car of Albanians drive by and begin shooting)''
'''Preacher''': Oh my God get the hell out of the way!
'''???''': Let's go inside, it's gonna be alright.
'''Kate''': Come on, come on!
''(Niko and Patrick begin fighting the Albanians)''
'''Patrick''': Frankie's plot is in the graveyard on Colony Island, Niko. Can we put him in the ground?
''(Niko and Patrick lose any pursuing Albanians)''
'''Patrick''': Shit, I never thought I'd be on the run from some Albanian gangsters with a cop in the car. Can't we call for backup or something?
'''Niko''': are you suggesting that I'm a fucking cop? I thought that you would know better than that.
'''Patrick''': No, you dumb European fuck, I meant my brother, Francis. It was a joke.
'''Niko''': Hell of a fucking time to be making jokes about your dead brother.
'''Patrick''': You know, I'm still not that fond of the guy, even in his death. I guess that's what turning cop'll do to a fraternal relationship.
'''Niko''': I guess you've got enough brothers to hate one of them.
'''Patrick''': Swiftly running out, Niko. Ain't got that many left. Now that Francis is on his way to the graveyard, and Gerald is behind bars alls I got left is that smack-head Derrick.
'''Niko''': You've got Katie.
'''Patrick''': I coulda fucking guessed you'd bring her up. I was thinking you only kept those hitmen away from the church to protect my sister.
'''Niko''': I did it all for you.
'''Patrick''': Sure you did, Niko. Tell yourself you did it out of the grace of your own heart rather than for another piece of your anatomy. Which ain't gonna get used, I might add.
''(Niko and Patrick arrive at the graveyard on Colony Island)''
'''Patrick''': Finally, it's time to say goodbye to my brother. Amen.
'''Kate''': Thanks, Niko.
'''Niko''': What for?
'''Kate''': Guys like you don't like cops. Being here, helping us out... I appreciate it.
'''Niko''': Is not that I don't like cops, you do what you do to get by. Cops are just regular guys trying to survive. Anyway, I'm not here for Francis. I am here for you and Packie.
'''Kate''': Like I said, thanks. Give me a call sometime, Niko.
===Dialogue===
''(A car of Albanians drive by and begin shooting)''
''(A car of Albanians drive by and begin shooting)''


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'''Patrick''': Okay Niko. Time to get out of here but I ain't leaving my poor dead brother to the mercy of them animals.
'''Patrick''': Okay Niko. Time to get out of here but I ain't leaving my poor dead brother to the mercy of them animals.
'''Patrick''': Alright, man. We're burying Derrick in the graveyard in Steinway. Let's get there.


''(More Albanians show up and damage the back door)''
''(More Albanians show up and damage the back door)''
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'''Patrick''': It don't look like they're following us no more, thank fuck.
'''Patrick''': It don't look like they're following us no more, thank fuck.


'''Patrick''': I think we've finally lose 'em.
'''Patrick''': I think we've finally lost 'em.
 
'''Derrick''': If Derrick was alive he'd need a shit load of horse to deal with the stress of this situation.
 
'''Niko''': If Derrick was alive we wouldn't be in this situation.
 
'''Patrick''': That's a valid point, Niko. Who knows what sort of situation we'd be in? Derrick needed good dose of smack to cope with most of the situations that life threw at him. You gotta admit that.
 
'''Niko''': We all have our ways of coping, Packie. That was Derrick's He had a hard life.
 
'''Patrick''': He's having a hard death too if this is anything to go by. I never knew it was so difficult to put a body in the ground. That's why I normally tie breeze blocks to 'em and throw 'em in the Humboldt.
 
'''Niko''': Is that what you suggest we do with your brother?
 
'''Patrick''': You're a sick man, Niko. I'd fucking slap you if I didn't love ya so much. It's only consecrated ground for a brother of mine.


===Alternate dialogue===
===Alternate dialogue===
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'''Niko''': She will, Packie.
'''Niko''': She will, Packie.
===Francis' funeral===
'''Preacher''': While no one is suggesting he was an angel, none of us are... that is why God put us on earth and now in heaven. The trials of humanity were sometimes too much for him to bear, but he was a committed family man, and a man of beliefs. God asks us to show faith and that is what he did, in his way. Francis gave us so much of himself and will be so sorely missed by us all. Amen.
'''Crowd''': Amen.
'''Preacher''': Now, if you will all please join me, in the procession to the cemetery.
''(Outside the church, Maureen and the preacher talk)''
'''Maureen''': Francis was a good boy.
'''Preacher''': You must have faith.
''(Everyone goes outside and Niko walks up to Kate)''
'''Niko''': I'm sorry for your loss.
'''Kate''': I'm not. I'm sorry for Ma. I gave up on my brothers a long time ago. Most I ever expected from them was to put flowers on their coffins.
'''Niko''': You've got a strange family.
'''Kate''': Who doesn't?
'''Niko''': I don't know.
''(A car of Albanians drive by and begin shooting)''
'''Preacher''': Oh my God get the hell out of the way!
'''???''': Let's go inside, it's gonna be alright.
'''Kate''': Come on, come on!
''(Niko and Patrick begin fighting the Albanians)''
'''Patrick''': Frankie's plot is in the graveyard on Colony Island, Niko. Can we put him in the ground?
'''Patrick''': Shit, I never thought I'd be on the run from some Albanian gangsters with a cop in the car. Can't we call for backup or something?
'''Niko''': are you suggesting that I'm a fucking cop? I thought that you would know better than that.
'''Patrick''': No, you dumb European fuck, I meant my brother, Francis. It was a joke.
'''Niko''': Hell of a fucking time to be making jokes about your dead brother.
'''Patrick''': You know, I'm still not that fond of the guy, even in his death. I guess that's what turning cop'll do to a fraternal relationship.
'''Niko''': I guess you've got enough brothers to hate one of them.
'''Patrick''': Swiftly running out, Niko. Ain't got that many left. Now that Francis is on his way to the graveyard, and Gerald is behind bars alls I got left is that smack-head Derrick.
'''Niko''': You've got Katie.
'''Patrick''': I coulda fucking guessed you'd bring her up. I was thinking you only kept those hitmen away from the church to protect my sister.
'''Niko''': I did it all for you.
'''Patrick''': Sure you did, Niko. Tell yourself you did it out of the grace of your own heart rather than for another piece of your anatomy. Which ain't gonna get used, I might add.


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