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===Brucie calls=== | ===Brucie calls=== | ||
''(If Brucie hasn't been contacted for a while)'' | ''(If Brucie hasn't been contacted for a while)'' | ||
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'''Brucie''': Take us over to the Statue of Happiness. That's some intense shit. | '''Brucie''': Take us over to the Statue of Happiness. That's some intense shit. | ||
'''Brucie''': Let's show these girls those crazy rusted up ships, Nicky. Industrial decline, man. The exact opposite of me - yeah, scientific progress. | |||
''(After visiting said destination)'' | ''(After visiting said destination)'' | ||
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'''Brucie''': Impressive shit, right? Not as impressive as the steel I got in these calves, but cool. Go back now, Nicky. | '''Brucie''': Impressive shit, right? Not as impressive as the steel I got in these calves, but cool. Go back now, Nicky. | ||
'''Brucie''': Ladies, looking at my body, you got to know I think things should be kept in perfect condition. Head back, Niko. | |||
'''Brucie''': Me and Nicky are the tightest motherfuckers in the city. That's a fact. Cruise back now, homie. | '''Brucie''': Me and Nicky are the tightest motherfuckers in the city. That's a fact. Cruise back now, homie. | ||
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===Brucie calls=== | ===Brucie calls=== | ||
'''Brucie''': How about you and me hit the bowling alley, yeah? | '''Brucie''': Hey NB, we been kicking it a bit now man. How about you and me hit the bowling alley, yeah? | ||
===Declining=== | ===Declining=== | ||
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'''Niko''': You want to take a spin in the heli? | '''Niko''': You want to take a spin in the heli? | ||
'''Brucie''': Chopper ride? You are one bad ass bling motherfucker. Let's do it. I'll wait an hour. | |||
'''Brucie''': Choppers? You know my vibe. You know how I roll. Come grab me an a hour, B. | |||
'''Brucie''': Man, NB. That's a sweet idea. We'll pimp it up with the sky. First class shit. Pick me up in an hour, bro. | '''Brucie''': Man, NB. That's a sweet idea. We'll pimp it up with the sky. First class shit. Pick me up in an hour, bro. | ||
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'''Brucie''': Get in. | '''Brucie''': Get in. | ||
''(Once everyone is in the chopper, Brucie sets a destination)'' | |||
'''Brucie''': Head over to that standing erection, homie. Let these ladies check out the length of it. | |||
'''Brucie''': How about we show these ladies Dragon Heart Plaza from the air, bro? | '''Brucie''': How about we show these ladies Dragon Heart Plaza from the air, bro? | ||
'''Brucie''': Take us over to Broker Bridge. That thing is almost as cut as my delts. | |||
'''Brucie''': Why don't we go to the Get a Life Building, NB? Buzz the tower. Show them what life really is like for those who know how. | |||
''(If the chopper needs to be higher or lower)'' | |||
'''Brucie''': These girls want a good view, NB. Get the chopper up a bit. | |||
'''Brucie''': Get up a bit, baby. | |||
'''Brucie''': Give us some altitude, Nicky. The ladies want to see this thing. | |||
'''Brucie''': We need to be higher for the sweet view, bro. | |||
'''Brucie''': Get higher, man. | |||
'''Brucie''': Lower, Nicky. These girls want a better view. | |||
'''Brucie''': Get lower, Nicky. | |||
'''Brucie''': Take the chopper lower, man. | |||
'''Brucie''': Take it down for a better look, NB. | |||
''(After visiting said destination)'' | |||
'''Brucie''': Man, we're winners. Do you know anyone like us, girls? C'mon, we're fucking beautiul. Head back, Nicky. | |||
'''Brucie''': Ladies, you see the bridge. You see Brucie. I know which you prefer. Let's head back, man. | |||
''(Heading back at Brucie's)'' | |||
'''Brucie''': It's fucking beautiful, man. I love that shit. If I was that big chimp I'd climb it too. My arms aren't probably as big as his but fuck it. Hey, head back, Niko. | |||
'''Brucie''': Hold on - we're gonna have some fun... man I love flying in these babies - everytime I go in one of these I know I'm wheat, not chaff. Man - I fucking love these things. | |||
'''Brucie''': NB - man - you better remember this one - we're fucking winners brother. I'm not a sad fat lose that no girl will kiss, anymore. No, I'm a winner who can pay any woman to have sex with him. | |||
''(Landing the helicopter back at Brucie's)'' | |||
'''Brucie''': That's it ladies. The show is over. All you get to look at is Brucie's body. Lucky you. | |||
'''Brucie''': These girls were impressed, Nicky. They don't know that we roll like this everyday. We're winners, man. | |||
===Conversations=== | ===Conversations=== | ||
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'''Niko''': You want to go to a nice gentleman's club? | '''Niko''': You want to go to a nice gentleman's club? | ||
'''Brucie''': A strip club? Alright, NB. Let's roll. Pick me up in the next hour, bitch. | |||
'''Brucie''': A gentlemen's club? Yeah sure, NB, I'm excited, yeah. I'll wait at my place for an hour. | |||
'''Brucie''': Strippers? I'm in. Scoop me up from my crib in the next hour. | '''Brucie''': Strippers? I'm in. Scoop me up from my crib in the next hour. | ||
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'''Brucie''': NB, I think you and me, we know each other well enough now to hit up a strip club. You in? | '''Brucie''': NB, I think you and me, we know each other well enough now to hit up a strip club. You in? | ||
'''Brucie''': You wanna go to a gentlemen's club? | |||
'''Niko''': Alright, Brucie. Let's go watch some strippers. Wait for me for an hour. | '''Niko''': Alright, Brucie. Let's go watch some strippers. Wait for me for an hour. | ||