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| Man, I love this country. It's fucking amazing. | | Man, I love this country. It's fucking amazing. | ||
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| Maybe it'd be easy if I was not an attractive man, but, sadly, I was not blessed with plain features. | |||
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| Maybe you have different Bellic blood than me. | |||
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| Maybe. | |||
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| Maybe. It feels better than always mourning yesterday. | |||
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| Maybe. Sometimes it feels like I do what the hell others want. | |||
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| Me? I'm always the same. You know me. I'm an optimist. Life is always great. | |||
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| My balls feel fine, but I did notice my man tits getting larger when I was eating at Cluckin' Bell every day. | |||
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| My God, you are deranged, cousin. This place has made you sick! | |||
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| My God. For a sociopathic killer, you're also a really miserable bastard. | |||
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| Niko B in the house... man, sometimes, I cannot believe you are here with me, really I can't. | |||
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| Niko, you do not know how great it is to have you here with me. | |||
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| No matter where I go, the ladies love me. It's that Bellic blood. | |||
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| No. the point is, fuck it. | |||
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| No? | |||
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| Not 'maybe' - yes - definitely true. | |||
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| Nothing helps a man forget like ripe, round American titties. | |||
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| Now - now I live here. And life is good. | |||
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| Oh, stop complaining. You're pathetic. The one thing this country has taught you is how to whine. | |||
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| Okay, things aren't easy for us here. But together, we are doing alright. | |||
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| Okay. | |||
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| Okay. Thank you. I will lighten up, learn how to juggle, maybe get work in a dance troupe? | |||
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| One terrible black mark against her. | |||
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| Or to put it another way, a freak. | |||
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| People don't know how to shut up here. | |||
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| Seriously... | |||
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| She said she'd sent you an email. | |||
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| She would love it here! | |||
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| She's the love of my life, the woman of my dreams... she's amazing. | |||
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| Stop being so dramatic, Niko. Time is a healer. We live and we forget the past. | |||
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| Sure. I miss things about home, but I, I... I think things are ruined now. | |||
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1125081628 ~z~Tell me, Roman, why weren't you such an optimist back home? | 1125081628 ~z~Tell me, Roman, why weren't you such an optimist back home? | ||
379416082 ~z~Thanks cousin. You really know how to make me feel good about myself. | 379416082 ~z~Thanks cousin. You really know how to make me feel good about myself. |