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Jill Von Crastenburg was born on July 14th, into the multi-billionaire Von Crastenburg family (an old-money family of New England said to own half of [[The Exchange]] in [[Algonquin]]). She is the best friend of [[Cloe Parker]], a parody of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_Richie Nicole Richie's] (Jill's counterpart) friendship with [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Hilton Paris Hilton] (Cloe's). It is notable that although Hilton and Richie were born less than a year apart, Cloe is anywhere from 5 to 11 years Jill's senior. | Jill Von Crastenburg was born on July 14th, into the multi-billionaire Von Crastenburg family (an old-money family of New England said to own half of [[The Exchange]] in [[Algonquin]]). She is the best friend of [[Cloe Parker]], a parody of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_Richie Nicole Richie's] (Jill's counterpart) friendship with [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Hilton Paris Hilton] (Cloe's). It is notable that although Hilton and Richie were born less than a year apart, Cloe is anywhere from 5 to 11 years Jill's senior. | ||
Since her 11th birthday and/or 2006, she has been internationally famous for her extreme wealth and presence on the [[Liberty City]] party circuit. When she was 12, she was sent to 15 expensive private schools at the same time. She is frequently hounded by paparazzi - the most outlandish examples include her being told to re-enact a tantrum because cameramen were not at the scene, and media attention for her doing the most mundane activities (buying a carton of milk in a [[Downtown]] [[Los Santos]] supermarket and walking down the street in [[San Fierro]]) | Since her 11th birthday and/or 2006, she has been internationally famous for her extreme wealth and presence on the [[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]] party circuit. When she was 12, she was sent to 15 expensive private schools at the same time. She is frequently hounded by paparazzi - the most outlandish examples include her being told to re-enact a tantrum because cameramen were not at the scene, and media attention for her doing the most mundane activities (buying a carton of milk in a [[Downtown]] [[Los Santos]] supermarket and walking down the street in [[San Fierro]]) | ||
In early 2008, she began a three-week relationship with Cuban baseball player [[Ernesto Asaltacunas]]. At the beginning of [[Grand Theft Auto IV|GTA IV]] she left him for a new boyfriend, and a sex tape was released of her cheating on him by giving oral sex to an [[Opium Nights]] valet, as her boyfriend paid the bar tab in the very next room. The tape quickly circulated on [[electrictit.com|Electric Tit]] (a video sharing site akin to YouTube) but was removed from the site | In early 2008, she began a three-week relationship with Cuban baseball player [[Ernesto Asaltacunas]]. At the beginning of [[Grand Theft Auto IV|GTA IV]] she left him for a new boyfriend, and a sex tape was released of her cheating on him by giving oral sex to an [[Opium Nights]] valet, as her boyfriend paid the bar tab in the very next room. The tape quickly circulated on [[electrictit.com|Electric Tit]] (a video sharing site akin to YouTube) but was removed from the site |