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-'''Equinox''' is a product manufactured by [[The Zaibatsu Corporation]] that was advertised on the radio in [[Grand Theft Auto III]]. It is a brand of alertness pills with a long list of side-effects. It is similar to another Zaibatsu product, [[Zoom Zoom]], that was advertised in [[Grand Theft Auto 2]].
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+'''Equanox''' is a product manufactured by [[The Zaibatsu Corporation]] that was advertised on the radio in [[Grand Theft Auto III]]. It is a "wonder drug" that, according to Zaibatsu, combats dissatisfaction, lethargy, depression, melancholy, sexual dysfunction and "just about anything"; however, it comes with a long list of side-effects. According to an [[Medicine and Healthcare: Zaibatsu Release Equanox|article]] from the [[Liberty Tree]], the drug was initially banned by the [[wp:FDA|FDA]] for causing psychotic behavior in rats and being "synthetically like [[wp:Phencyclidine|PCP]], only more toxic". It is similar to another Zaibatsu product, [[Zoom Zoom]], that was advertised in [[Grand Theft Auto 2]].
 ==Commercial==
-'''Woman''': I used to be concerned and nervous about the future. Sometimes I'd get scared before an important event, such as childbirth, or a family funeral. Hey, sometimes you need a little help navigating life's trouble spots! That's when I discovered Equinox!
+'''Woman''': I used to be concerned and nervous about the future. Sometimes I'd get scared before an important event, such as childbirth, or a family funeral. Hey, sometimes you need a little help navigating life's trouble spots! That's when I discovered Equanox!
-'''Man''': After the divorce and losing little Tommy, life was getting me down. I couldn't focus on anything at work. After trying Equinox, I've been employee of the month three times in a row!
+'''Man''': After the divorce and losing little Tommy, life was getting me down. I couldn't focus on anything at work. After trying Equanox, I've been employee of the month three times in a row!
-'''Man #2''' : I used to fall unconscious for hours at a time, but now with Equinox, I never need to sleep.
+'''Man #2''' : I used to fall unconscious for hours at a time, but now with Equanox, I never need to sleep.
-'''Man #3''' : Equinox is new, from Zaibatsu Pharmaceuticals. Ask your doctor about Equinox... Today!
+'''Man #3''' : Eqaunox is new, from Zaibatsu Pharmaceuticals. Ask your doctor about Equanox... Today!
-'''Disclaimer''': Equinox may cause nausea, loss of sleep, blurred vision, leakage, kidney problems and breathing irregularities. Do not take Equinox if you are operating any machinery, driving a car, pregnant, a child of low age, unhappy or if your family has a history of mental disorders.
+'''Disclaimer''': Equanox may cause nausea, loss of sleep, blurred vision, leakage, kidney problems and breathing irregularities. Do not take Equanox if you are operating any machinery, driving a car, pregnant, a child of low age, unhappy or if your family has a history of mental disorders.
-'''Man #3''': Equinox. Softening life's harsh realities!
+'''Man #3''': Equanox. Softening life's harsh realities!
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