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==Background and personality== | ==Background and personality== | ||
Jill Von Crastenburg was born on July 14th, into the multi-billionaire Von Crastenburg family | Jill Von Crastenburg was born on July 14th, into the multi-billionaire Von Crastenburg family, an old-money family of New England said to own half of [[The Exchange]] in [[Algonquin]]. "[[wp:von|Von]]" suggests they may have been German nobility hundreds of years ago, as does their current prestige and influence. | ||
She is the best friend of [[Cloe Parker]], a parody of [[wp:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie's]] (Jill's counterpart) friendship with [[wp:Paris Hilton|Paris Hilton]] (Cloe's). It is notable that although Hilton and Richie were born less than a year apart, Cloe is anywhere from 5 to 11 years Jill's senior. | |||
Since her 11th birthday and/or 2006, she has been internationally famous for her extreme wealth and presence on the [[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]] party circuit. When she was 12, she was sent to 15 expensive private schools at the same time. She is frequently hounded by paparazzi - the most outlandish examples include her being told to re-enact a tantrum because cameramen were not at the scene, and media attention for her doing the most mundane activities (buying a carton of milk in a [[Downtown Los Santos]] supermarket and walking down the street in [[San Fierro]]) | Since her 11th birthday and/or 2006, she has been internationally famous for her extreme wealth and presence on the [[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]] party circuit. When she was 12, she was sent to 15 expensive private schools at the same time. She is frequently hounded by paparazzi - the most outlandish examples include her being told to re-enact a tantrum because cameramen were not at the scene, and media attention for her doing the most mundane activities (buying a carton of milk in a [[Downtown Los Santos]] supermarket and walking down the street in [[San Fierro]]) | ||
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==Age== | ==Age== | ||
By most sources she is only 13 years old during GTA IV, though her sexual activity, popularity among the internet porn crowd and admittance to bars makes this highly unlikely. According to [[Our-own-reality.com|Our Own Reality]] she is a college dropout, but they confirm that she is still in her teens. | By most sources she is only 13 years old during GTA IV, though her sexual activity, popularity among the internet porn crowd and admittance to bars makes this highly unlikely. According to [[Our-own-reality.com|Our Own Reality]] she is a college dropout, but they confirm that she is still in her teens (meaning she might be 19). | ||
Assuming she were 13, she is likely a caricature of modern children (especially wealthy) growing up too fast. The scenario is also likely meant to poke fun at the unhealthy sexual images of [[wp:Lindsey Lohan|Lindsay Lohan]], [[wp:Hillary Duff|Hillary Duff]], [[wp:Miley Cyrus|Miley Cyrus]] and the [[wp:Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen|Olsen Twins]] (who Jill bears | Assuming she were 13, she is likely a caricature of modern children (especially wealthy) growing up too fast. The scenario is also likely meant to poke fun at the unhealthy sexual images of [[wp:Lindsey Lohan|Lindsay Lohan]], [[wp:Hillary Duff|Hillary Duff]], [[wp:Miley Cyrus|Miley Cyrus]] and the [[wp:Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen|Olsen Twins]] (who Jill bears a resemblance to) while they were still under 18. Pedophilia is portrayed in the game as being all too common in society. | ||
==Fame and wealth== | ==Fame and wealth== | ||