738
edits
Lazlow Jones: Difference between revisions
→GTA IV
(ViceCityRadio DJ info + some cleaning) |
(→GTA IV) |
||
| Line 16: | Line 16: | ||
Lazlow is sponsored by [[ZiT]], a program that will identify songs playing on the radio; he "presents" the company's automated greeting messages but the ZiT adverts still make fun of his need to be in the public eye, "... Our needy, washed up celebrity" | Lazlow is sponsored by [[ZiT]], a program that will identify songs playing on the radio; he "presents" the company's automated greeting messages but the ZiT adverts still make fun of his need to be in the public eye, "... Our needy, washed up celebrity" | ||
By 2008, Lazlow is forty-six, having been born in 1962. In the two DLCs (The Lost and Damned & The Ballad of Gay Tony), ZiT has dropped sponsorship for him and he has taken a hiatus to find a sponsor for his show (this creates a continuity gap between the DLCs and GTA IV, because the three games supposedly take place at the same time, yet GTA IV's Lazlow recordings make no reference to dropping ZiT or going on hiatus). He apparently got sponsorship from his step-father, who runs a funeral service called "Issac Hammerstein & Daughter's Funeral Service". Lazlow apparently does not like his step-father, making fun of his profession and his daughters (which Lazlow describes as ugly and obese) and called his step-father a cockface on radio. | By 2008, Lazlow is forty-six, having been born in 1962. In the two DLCs (The Lost and Damned & The Ballad of Gay Tony), ZiT has dropped sponsorship for him and he has taken a hiatus to find a sponsor for his show (this creates a continuity gap between the DLCs and GTA IV, because the three games supposedly take place at the same time, yet GTA IV's Lazlow recordings make no reference to dropping ZiT or going on hiatus). He apparently got sponsorship from his step-father, who runs a funeral service called "Issac Hammerstein & Daughter's Funeral Service". Lazlow apparently does not like his step-father, making fun of his profession and his daughters (which Lazlow describes as ugly and obese), accusing Issac of taking up with his mother during his dad's funeral, and called his step-father a cockface on radio. Lazlow also reveals at one point during the DLC broadcasts that he had a sister who was abducted and murdered (something he feels compelled to deny knowing anything about). | ||
He also has a LCPD record but the LCPD don't know his surname, claiming that the mystery of his surname, in the GTA world, is still unsolved and claiming the stupidity of the LCPD, as they never asked Lazlow what is his surname is. | He also has a LCPD record but the LCPD don't know his surname, claiming that the mystery of his surname, in the GTA world, is still unsolved and claiming the stupidity of the LCPD, as they never asked Lazlow what is his surname is. | ||