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Vercetti then drives across the city at high speed to prevent the [[Car Bomb|bomb]] from detonating and the band members manage to diffuse the bomb. Vercetti then drives the band members to the [[Vice City Concert Hall|concert]] and accompanies them on to the stage shortly before their performance. | Vercetti then drives across the city at high speed to prevent the [[Car Bomb|bomb]] from detonating and the band members manage to diffuse the bomb. Vercetti then drives the band members to the [[Vice City Concert Hall|concert]] and accompanies them on to the stage shortly before their performance. | ||
==Script== | |||
(''[[Love Fist]] and [[Kent Paul]] are at the [[V-Rock]] Studios and [[Tommy Vercetti|Tommy]] enters the room'') | |||
'''Jezz Torrent''': Tommy! Tommy! Tommy, man, that [[The Psycho|psycho's]] back! | |||
'''Tommy Vercetti''': What's going on? | |||
'''Kent Paul''': That psycho won't leave Love Fist alone! | |||
'''Jezz Torrent''': You didnae kill him man. And now he's back. | |||
'''Kent Paul''': Yeah, yeah, yeah, and the thing is... | |||
'''Jezz Torrent''': The thing is, we need someone to drive the limo we can trust, cause that nutter keeps making threats! | |||
'''Percy''': I'm shitin' masel' man. I need ma ma! | |||
'''Dick''': We're all bricking ourselves, man. | |||
'''Tommy Vercetti''': Okay guys, calm down, I'll handle this. Normally I wouldn't busy myself with driving around a bunch of drunken Scottish bisexuals, but, in your case I'll make an exception. | |||
(''Love Fist enter their [[Love Fist Limo|limo]], with Tommy as the driver'') | |||
'''Willy''': At last man, time for a well earned drink. | |||
'''Percy''': The venue's just a hundred yards down the road. | |||
'''Willy''': Better make it a large one then. | |||
'''Dick''': Hey Tommy, change the tunes, man. | |||
'''Percy''': I get confused if my head ain't banging. Ah look, what's this? Hey Tommy, stick this tape on. | |||
'''The Psycho''': Love Fist. Your time polluting the airwaves is over. I gave you the chance to be friends. Now, I'm giving you the chance to die. Try to slow down and your limousine will explode, along with your BIG, HAIRY ARSES! | |||
(''Tommy drives the limo whilst Love Fist search for the bomb)'' | |||
'''Jezz Torrent:''' Tommy pal, you gotta save the band! | |||
'''Tommy Vercetti''': I'm getting bored of this. | |||
'''Jezz Torrent''': Just keep the pedal to the metal!! | |||
'''Percy''': We gotta find the bomb! | |||
'''Dick''': Can't we just drive around all day? | |||
'''Willy''': Aye, we've got plenty to drink.. | |||
'''Percy''': Won't the bomb not be in the engine? We'll have to stop to get it. | |||
'''Willy''': We're all going to die! I'm gonna get drunk! | |||
'''Dick''': Hey, there's a queue here pal! | |||
'''Percy''': The answer ain't in the drinks cabinet! | |||
'''Willy''': Get out of my way! | |||
'''Dick''': Hey, the vodka bottle's got wires coming out of it! | |||
'''Percy''': That's not vodka, that's BOOMSHINE! | |||
'''Love Fist''': WAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!! And it's wired to blow!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! | |||
'''Percy''': They always said the drink would kill me. | |||
'''Jezz Torrent''': I've seen this on the telly. you gotta pull out one of the wires. | |||
'''Dick''': Which wire? | |||
'''Jezz Torrent''': I don't know, man. I don't have a clue. | |||
'''Percy''': Willy, say something. | |||
'''Willy:''' I'm gonna play bass in hell. | |||
'''Jezz Torrent''': Tommy man, keep driving fast, pal. | |||
'''Dick''': Somebody do something. | |||
'''Percy''': Aye, clever! 'Somebody do something', what kind of crap is that, I've seen braver girls. | |||
'''Jezz Torrent''': Okay tough guy, you do something. | |||
'''Percy''': Look, man, I play a musical instrument I don't have a clue about bomb disposal. | |||
'''Dick''': Willy could just suck the boomshine out with a straw. | |||
'''Willy''': Aye, I've heard that your good at that kind of thing. | |||
'''Percy''': Hey, I was off my tits that night, as well you know! | |||
'''Dick''': Just pass Willy a straw! | |||
'''Willy''': A straw?!?! This is the Love Fist Tour Bus! | |||
'''Percy''': Where am I gonna get a straw from, know wot I mean? | |||
'''Jezz Torrent''': Which wire, Tommy? | |||
'''Tommy Vercetti''': The green one. | |||
'''Jezz Torrent''': There isn't a green one. Or is this one green? | |||
'''Dick''': Any of these wires look green to you? | |||
'''Percy''': Oh no! Death's on the cards! Everything looks green! | |||
'''Jezz Torrent''': I should have dumped you lot when I had the chance man. | |||
'''Willy''': Glory seeker. | |||
'''Percy''': Capitalist. | |||
'''Jezz Torrent''': I've been carrying you for years. | |||
'''Dick''': Shut up. You're a muppit. | |||
'''Willy''': A big screaming girl. | |||
'''Dick''': Yeah. Shut up and pull a wire. | |||
'''Jezz Torrent''': Which wire? | |||
'''Dick''': This one.. | |||
'''Percy''': NO! | |||
'''Jezz Torrent''': Man, we're okay. We ain't been blown up, pal. | |||
'''Dick''': Tommy, man, nice one. Rock and roll, man. | |||
'''Jezz Torrent''': Ain't we got a gig to go to? | |||
'''Willy''': A racket to make? Groupies to abuse? | |||
'''Love Fist''': LOVE FIST! LOVE FIST! LOVE FIST! | |||
'''Willy''': Have you finished with that bottle? | |||
(''Tommy drives Love Fist to the concert, with Percy and Dick staying to talk to Tommy)'' | |||
'''Percy''': Jezz is running the tape, so we thought we'd show you our Temple of Rock - Get a feel for that Love Fist fury! | |||
'''Dick''': Listen to yourself, man. It's papier-mache and gaffa tape. | |||
'''Percy''': Hey, to the kids, it's a temple and we are the priests! | |||
'''Dick''': Aye, well, if the kids like their priests half cut and tone deaf, who am I to argue? | |||
'''Percy''': Oh geez, the tape's getting chewed again. At this rate, we'll never get to play live. | |||
'''Dick''': Oohh shite! My bowels... | |||
'''Percy''': We gotta get on with it - thanks again Tommy, Know what I am saying, nice one, bye! | |||
==Reward== | ==Reward== |
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