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1934368558 ~z~Alex, I'm sorry about this but I can't take you out anymore. | 1934368558 ~z~Alex, I'm sorry about this but I can't take you out anymore. | ||
'''Niko''': Alex, that you? | |||
3871949687 ~z~Alex, you're a socialite. Surely you know someone else who'll come pick you up. | 3871949687 ~z~Alex, you're a socialite. Surely you know someone else who'll come pick you up. | ||
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'''Alex''': Why don't you show me a good time? | '''Alex''': Why don't you show me a good time? | ||
'''Alex''': Why don't you take me out on a date? | |||
2219621609 ~z~Yeah, well actually there's a cute orderly that I'd like to fuck. I'll do that and then get a lift home. Bye. | 2219621609 ~z~Yeah, well actually there's a cute orderly that I'd like to fuck. I'll do that and then get a lift home. Bye. | ||
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'''Alex''': Eww, never wear those glasses again. They just scream bargain bucket. | '''Alex''': Eww, never wear those glasses again. They just scream bargain bucket. | ||
'''Alex''': Excuse me if I'm not jumping for joy that we're playing parts again. | |||
'''Alex''': God, are those shoes fashionable back in Europe? You must be so behind the Liberty City trends. | '''Alex''': God, are those shoes fashionable back in Europe? You must be so behind the Liberty City trends. | ||
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* I actually really enjoyed it the last time we came to a strip club. I picked up some moves. | * I actually really enjoyed it the last time we came to a strip club. I picked up some moves. | ||
'''Alex''': I am so pleased you got rid of that hat, please say you burned it. | |||
'''Alex''': I can get down with strippers. I can get into this. Let's go. | '''Alex''': I can get down with strippers. I can get into this. Let's go. | ||
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* Let's go my mysterious European. | * Let's go my mysterious European. | ||
'''Alex''': Let's go, Niko. I hope the good mixologist is on tonight. | |||
'''Alex''': Look, if you're only going to pick me up in crap cars, I'll get Daddy's chauffeur to drive us. | '''Alex''': Look, if you're only going to pick me up in crap cars, I'll get Daddy's chauffeur to drive us. | ||
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'''Alex''': So you didn't dress up for the first date. Why would you? | '''Alex''': So you didn't dress up for the first date. Why would you? | ||
'''Alex''': So, you take the whole "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." attitude to getting dressed then? | |||
* Sweetie, I think it's time to get a new car, like, ten years ago. | * Sweetie, I think it's time to get a new car, like, ten years ago. | ||
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'''Alex''': The good thing about you seeing all these strippers is you'll realize how much better my body is. | '''Alex''': The good thing about you seeing all these strippers is you'll realize how much better my body is. | ||
'''Alex''': The way I think about it, even if I hate something, I can write a blog about it. | |||
'''Alex''': These bikes really take me back. Well let's get going, Niko. | '''Alex''': These bikes really take me back. Well let's get going, Niko. | ||
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'''Niko''': And you've shown me that the criminals are not the only terrible people in Liberty City. Goodye. | '''Niko''': And you've shown me that the criminals are not the only terrible people in Liberty City. Goodye. | ||
'''Alex''': As I said, that was repulsive. I am never, I mean ne-ver going there again. | |||
'''Niko''': At least kiss me before I am sent off. | '''Niko''': At least kiss me before I am sent off. | ||
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1239349413 ~z~Be a sweetie and drop me back at my place. | 1239349413 ~z~Be a sweetie and drop me back at my place. | ||
'''Alex''': Big deal, I won a game of pool. Could not care less. | |||
913652961 ~z~Bland, unmemorable, bad service. I'd give that place three out of ten. | 913652961 ~z~Bland, unmemorable, bad service. I'd give that place three out of ten. | ||
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2373449501 ~z~Okay, Niko. | 2373449501 ~z~Okay, Niko. | ||
'''Alex''': Okay, yeah. | |||
1183147714 ~z~Okay, you won, big deal, let's go. | 1183147714 ~z~Okay, you won, big deal, let's go. |