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| '''Niko''': You're an annoying drunk. | | '''Niko''': You're an annoying drunk. |
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| ==Unscripted (391)==
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| '''Alex''': You dirty sluts, you love it.
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| '''Alex''': You've caught me in the right mood.
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| '''Alex''': Excuse me while I die of old age.
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| '''Alex''': Not bad.
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| '''Alex''': Your break.
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| '''Alex''': Hurry up.
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| '''Alex''': Hi there.
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| '''Alex''': Oh, great, a station... oh whatever, I love it.
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| '''Alex''': You are wasting my life.
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| '''Alex''': It's on fire, you dick!
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| '''Alex''': Niko!
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| '''Alex''': Fuck!
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| '''Alex''': Ha fucking ha. Wait for me.
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| '''Alex''': Hi.
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| '''Alex''': You're too good at this.
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| '''Alex''': Shall we play again?
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| '''Alex''': Who cares?
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| '''Alex''': You loser.
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| '''Alex''': That's gotta be annoying.
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| '''Alex''': Now maybe you'll realize I'm not a fray boy.
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| '''Alex''': Stop touching me.
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| '''Alex''': Come in, I'm too drunk to care about what an idiot you are.
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| '''Alex''': This game is so trailer park.
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| '''Alex''': I play to win, Niko.
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| '''Alex''': Get out of here.
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| '''Alex''': That wasn't meant to happen.
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| '''Alex''': I told you I'd win.
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| '''Alex''': Beautiful and talented.
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| '''Alex''': How much money is on this?
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| '''Alex''': I can't hear myself think.
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| '''Alex''': Can you help me to the car? I'm about wasted.
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| '''Alex''': I think I won.
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| '''Alex''': Oh, real gentlemanly.
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| '''Alex''': Loser.
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| '''Alex''': What an asshole that guy was.
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| '''Alex''': Cool, it's like a video game.
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| '''Alex''': Ha, look at that.
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| '''Alex''': Not my game and I still beat you.
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| '''Alex''': Stop cheating, loser.
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| '''Alex''': Did someone get killed?
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| '''Alex''': Great, well done.
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| '''Alex''': Look at that.
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| '''Alex''': Yes, I'm feeling insecure about my implants anyway.
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| '''Alex''': Anyway, let's listen to the radio.
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| '''Alex''': We better get out of here.
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| '''Alex''': Lucky.
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| '''Alex''': Nice one.
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| '''Alex''': You bitch!
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| '''Alex''': You dick.
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| '''Alex''': Get out of here.
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| '''Alex''': Could this be any more boring?
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| '''Alex''': Yeah, but I'm fucking drunk and you're crashing.
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| '''Alex''': You can't afford me.
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| '''Alex''': Hurry up, you drive like a woman.
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| '''Alex''': Is it my turn to break?
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| '''Alex''': You fouled, loser.
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| '''Alex''': Stop doing that.
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| '''Alex''': You better let me win.
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| '''Alex''': You can't even play darts?
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| '''Alex''': I'll break.
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| '''Alex''': You filthy, trashy bitches.
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| '''Alex''': Miss, you prick.
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| '''Alex''': Like, kill the music, it's too much.
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| '''Alex''': If you sink it, you're a dick.
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| '''Alex''': My head is spinning so fast.
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| '''Alex''': Great.
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| '''Alex''': Is that the best you've got.
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| '''Alex''': Shall we play a best of three games?
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| '''Alex''': Bowling is for white trash anyway.
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| '''Alex''': Well done.
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| '''Alex''': Shit.
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| '''Alex''': I'm drunk, give me a hand.
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| '''Alex''': Oh not yet.
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| '''Alex''': You wanna come upstairs?
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| '''Alex''': Why are we listening to shit?
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| '''Alex''': Who won, Niko? I did.
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| '''Alex''': What the fuck are they doing?
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| '''Alex''': Whatever. I wonder what's on the radio.
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| '''Alex''': Stop doing that.
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| '''Alex''': What exactly are we listening to?
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| '''Alex''': Don't be a dick.
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| '''Alex''': I won.
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| '''Alex''': This station is tune-tastic, baby.
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| '''Alex''': Shit.
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| '''Alex''': I don't fuck around. Watch.
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| '''Alex''': What are you doing?
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| '''Alex''': I knew I'd be good at this.
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| '''Alex''': Woo.
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| '''Alex''': Well done, I think.
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| '''Alex''': Fuck you.
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| '''Alex''': Ha ha, you idiot.
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| '''Alex''': What did you expect?
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| '''Alex''': Prepare to suffer.
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| '''Alex''': Look at that.
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| '''Alex''': You pervert... enjoy yourself.
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| '''Alex''': I've had enough.
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| '''Alex''': Hey, get in.
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| '''Alex''': Are you on crack?
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| '''Alex''': Sure, yes, why not?
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| '''Alex''': Wait for me.
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| '''Alex''': I won.
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| '''Alex''': Shit, I'm really loaded. Can you help?
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| '''Alex''': Time to cry.
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| '''Alex''': Can I break this time?
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| '''Alex''': Ha fucking ha, loser.
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| '''Alex''': Like I give a shit.
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| '''Alex''': What are you thinking? No way.
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| '''Alex''': Get us out of here.
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| '''Alex''': Watch me.
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| '''Alex''': I'll tell you what, drinking makes me really attractive.
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| '''Alex''': This is so not my scene.
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| '''Alex''': Oh, a strike.
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| '''Alex''': I don't want to spend another night in the slammer, drunk.
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| '''Alex''': You want a piece of me, you slut?
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| '''Alex''': Did you just shoot me?
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| '''Alex''': Loser.
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| '''Alex''': Come on.
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| '''Alex''': For fuck's sake.
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| '''Alex''': I hate this station.
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| '''Alex''': I hope you miss.
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| '''Alex''': Let's just listen to some radio.
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| '''Alex''': What are you doing?
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| '''Alex''': You give me that back.
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| '''Alex''': I'm winner.
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| '''Alex''': Oh, I am all talked out. Let's just listen to some music.
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| '''Alex''': Try to stay out of trouble.
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| '''Alex''': I can win at anything.
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| '''Alex''': You drive.
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| '''Alex''': White trash is so in.
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| '''Alex''': Hey, dickhead, I'm drunk. Wait up.
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| '''Alex''': We better get out of here.
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| '''Alex''': Oh, whatever.
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| '''Alex''': Man, it's nice and warm.
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| '''Alex''': Let's listen to the radio. I've got nothing to say to you.
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| '''Alex''': You dork.
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| '''Alex''': Yeah, this is great.
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| '''Alex''': Shit.
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| '''Alex''': Fuck you, you tramp.
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| '''Alex''': Can we get the hell out of here?
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| '''Alex''': My daddy will cut my trust fund again.
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| '''Alex''': Well, this is fun.
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| '''Alex''': Come on, get in.
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| '''Alex''': Motherfucker.
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| '''Alex''': You filthy slut.
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| '''Alex''': Can I put the radio on?
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| '''Alex''': Let's put on the radio.
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| '''Alex''': I'm not walking.
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| '''Alex''': Oh, I love being naughty.
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| '''Alex''': Look at that prick.
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| '''Alex''': Yes.
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| '''Alex''': Can we just listen to the radio? I'm bored.
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| '''Alex''': That's not fair.
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| '''Alex''': I love this station.
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| '''Alex''': Hey, wait for me.
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| '''Alex''': You don't stand a chance.
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| '''Alex''': Hurry up.
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| '''Alex''': You need to go to rehab, you dick.
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| '''Alex''': I'm not driving, am I?
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| '''Alex''': Lucky.
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| '''Alex''': I'm a beauty, not a boxer.
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| '''Alex''': I think you missed.
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| '''Alex''': Oh, I love being naughty.
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| '''Alex''': Excellent.
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| '''Alex''': Try to hit the board, dickhead.
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| '''Alex''': Get in.
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| '''Alex''': Great radio, man.
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| '''Alex''': Man, it isn't a good idea, drunk.
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| '''Alex''': I'm brilliant at everything.
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| '''Alex''': Well played.
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| '''Alex''': Man, I hope I'm drunk.
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| '''Alex''': Well, I let you win.
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| '''Alex''': No, thank you.
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| '''Alex''': Shit.
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| '''Alex''': I'm pretty good at this.
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| '''Alex''': Boring.
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| '''Alex''': You won, great. Must make you feel good.
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| '''Alex''': Hey, wait.
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| '''Alex''': I might go and meet some other guys.
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| '''Alex''': See you soon.
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| '''Alex''': Excuse me while I die of boredom.
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| '''Alex''': At least I'm not a loser.
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| '''Alex''': You loser.
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| '''Alex''': This is too white trash for me.
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| '''Alex''': You're a loser.
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| '''Alex''': Is that supposed to impress me?
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| '''Alex''': You're insane.
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| '''Alex''': You dick!
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| '''Alex''': I'm pretty special at this game.
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| '''Alex''': This is boring.
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| '''Alex''': Who won? Me.
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| '''Alex''': What's that burning smell?
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| '''Alex''': Do your worst to me, Niko.
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| '''Alex''': Good choice, on the radio I mean.
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| '''Alex''': Can we listen to music? I'm too drunk to talk.
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| '''Alex''': No way.
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| '''Alex''': Congratulations. Yep, you're a winner.
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| '''Alex''': Niko, I'm a woman.
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| '''Alex''': I don't think so, buddy.
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| '''Alex''': What are you doing to the car?
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| '''Alex''': What are you doing?
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| '''Alex''': Oh, what happened?
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| '''Alex''': Great, that's fun. Like bowling with an idiot savant.
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| '''Alex''': Let's just go, like now.
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| '''Alex''': Whatever.
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| '''Alex''': You are shit at this.
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| '''Alex''': You're insane, you cheap tramp.
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| '''Alex''': You're great, Niko.
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| '''Alex''': What is wrong with you, you wife beating prick?
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| '''Alex''': Can we have a minute of quiet?
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| '''Alex''': I can't wait to put this in my blog.
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| '''Alex''': Look at those lights, great!
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| '''Alex''': I said you were a loser.
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| '''Alex''': What are we waiting for?
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| '''Alex''': My God, you're lucky to know me.
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| '''Alex''': Whatever.
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| '''Alex''': Foul.
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| '''Alex''': Am I not enough for you? Oh, great.
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| '''Alex''': Well done.
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| '''Alex''': Great, well done. Really fun.
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| '''Alex''': You like real shit, don't you?
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| '''Alex''': Fuck, the pigs.
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| '''Alex''': How about best of three?
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| '''Alex''': Thank fucking God for that.
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| '''Alex''': Oh, shit.
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| '''Alex''': You drive, I haven't got a license.
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| '''Alex''': Jesus, don't shoot me!
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| '''Alex''': Hurry up, I might puke.
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| '''Alex''': This is shit.
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| '''Alex''': Oh, I love this station.
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| '''Alex''': Get off!
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| '''Alex''': I'm too drunk for this.
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| '''Alex''': Come in for a drink.
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| '''Alex''': Yep, you failed.
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| '''Alex''': Wow, you won.
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| '''Alex''': I told you I was liberated.
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| '''Alex''': That's cheating.
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| '''Alex''': I'm fucking incredible. Did I tell you that?
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| '''Alex''': Not bad.
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| '''Alex''': I've got a life to lead, here.
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| '''Alex''': Can we turn that shit off?
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| '''Alex''': You wanna come in?
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| '''Alex''': Well played.
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| '''Alex''': Rich, beautiful and talented.
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| '''Alex''': Whoops.
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| '''Alex''': I hope you fuck up.
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| '''Alex''': Congratulations, you sunk a ball. You're still a loser.
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| '''Alex''': You wanna play best of three?
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| '''Alex''': You better miss.
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| '''Alex''': You're really good at darts. Why aren't you good at life?
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| '''Alex''': Watch this.
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| '''Alex''': I'm a natural.
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| '''Alex''': Fuck you.
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| '''Alex''': Why is the world wobbling?
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| '''Alex''': Oh, you're a dick. Well done.
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| '''Alex''': It's the pigs.
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| '''Alex''': They've gone. Thank you.
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| '''Alex''': Come in, I wanna get laid.
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| '''Alex''': You pervert, I love it.
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| '''Alex''': I hope you kill them.
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| '''Alex''': Are we betting?
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| '''Alex''': Did we die?
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| '''Alex''': Whatever, a turkey.
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| '''Alex''': Yep, you're a loser.
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| '''Alex''': Well done, you beat a girl at darts.
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| '''Alex''': One-forty? You're kidding me.
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| '''Alex''': I'm enjoying myself.
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| '''Alex''': Is there money on this?
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| '''Alex''': Ya maniac.
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| '''Alex''': In my country, they let women win.
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| '''Alex''': Not when I'm drunk, I'll puke.
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| '''Alex''': Get in the car.
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| '''Alex''': Want another game?
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| '''Alex''': Oh my God, you are fresh off the boat. No one listens to this.
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| '''Alex''': What are you doing?
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| '''Alex''': A spare? Fuck you.
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| '''Alex''': Turn that fucking noise off for a second.
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| '''Alex''': You know how to drive.
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| '''Alex''': Get us a car, now.
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| '''Alex''': Could you come up?
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| '''Alex''': Hold up, dickhead.
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| '''Alex''': Unlucky.
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| '''Alex''': No.
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| '''Alex''': Ha ha ha ha.
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| '''Alex''': You pushed me, asshole.
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| '''Alex''': You are pathetic at this.
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| '''Alex''': Well done, you're a great bowler, loser.
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| '''Alex''': We need a car.
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| '''Alex''': I've had enough trailer park to last a long time.
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| '''Alex''': Isn't that a spare?
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| '''Alex''': I can't drive so you better.
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| '''Alex''': You're too good at this, you hardly miss.
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| '''Alex''': You better break.
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| '''Alex''': Fuck you.
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| '''Alex''': Get off me.
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| '''Alex''': You're naughty. Strippers. How brilliantly trashy.
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| '''Alex''': Well done... I guess.
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| '''Alex''': Oh, not now, I'm having fun.
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| ==Alex (391)== | | ==Alex (391)== |