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(Ken's office, Tommy Vercetti and Ken Rosenberg.) | (Ken's office, Tommy Vercetti and Ken Rosenberg.) | ||
'''Ken Rosenberg:''' Ah! Well, I hope you're having a good time. Because I'm going out of my mind with worry here. What did you find out? | '''Ken Rosenberg:''' Ah! Well, I hope you're having a good time. Because I'm going out of my mind with worry here. What did you find out? | ||
'''Tommy Vercetti:''' That there are more criminals in this town than in prison. We need a lead from the streets... | '''Tommy Vercetti:''' That there are more criminals in this town than in prison. We need a lead from the streets... | ||
'''Ken:''' Ok, let me think, let me think, let me think - AH! I've got it! Ok, There's this limey, some music industry slimeball, goes by the name of Kent Paul. Anyway, he's got his nose so far up most of Vice City's ass that if anybody knows the whereabouts of 20 keys of coke, it's this guy, all right? He's always at The Malibu. | '''Ken:''' Ok, let me think, let me think, let me think - AH! I've got it! Ok, There's this limey, some music industry slimeball, goes by the name of Kent Paul. Anyway, he's got his nose so far up most of Vice City's ass that if anybody knows the whereabouts of 20 keys of coke, it's this guy, all right? He's always at The Malibu. | ||
'''Tommy:''' I'll go pay him a visit. | '''Tommy:''' I'll go pay him a visit. | ||
'''Ken:''' Take it easy now. | '''Ken:''' Take it easy now. | ||
(The Malibu, Tommy and Kent Paul.) | (The Malibu, Tommy and Kent Paul.) | ||
'''Kent Paul:''' Where'd you pop up from? I've been looking for a bird like you for ages, mate... | '''Kent Paul:''' Where'd you pop up from? I've been looking for a bird like you for ages, mate... | ||
'''Tommy:''' I'm looking for some English guy... | '''Tommy:''' I'm looking for some English guy... | ||
'''Kent:''' Kent Paul, mate. Yeah, I'm the governor 'round here. I sort things out, you know what I mean? I'll treat you. Whatever you want, I'll get you, girl. Don't you worry about a thing, mate. | '''Kent:''' Kent Paul, mate. Yeah, I'm the governor 'round here. I sort things out, you know what I mean? I'll treat you. Whatever you want, I'll get you, girl. Don't you worry about a thing, mate. | ||
Tommy: Get lost, honey. | Tommy: Get lost, honey. | ||
Paul: Oi oi oi oi oi! | Paul: Oi oi oi oi oi! | ||
'''Tommy:''' You Kent Paul? I'm a friend of Rosenberg's... | '''Tommy:''' You Kent Paul? I'm a friend of Rosenberg's... | ||
'''Kent:''' Rosenberg...Rosenberg...Oh, that bonkers ambulance chaser! That guy could defend an innocent man all the way to death row! Give us another drink, bruv. Everybody's a comedian. | |||
'''Kent:''' Rosenberg...Rosenberg...Oh, that bonkers ambulance chaser! That guy could defend an innocent man all the way to death row! Give us another drink, bruv. | |||
Tommy: Everybody's a comedian. Listen to me, I'm missing twenty keys and a lot of cash... | |||
'''Kent:''' Drugs, mate? It's a mug's game. | '''Kent:''' Drugs, mate? It's a mug's game. | ||
'''Tommy:''' What do you know about it? | '''Tommy:''' What do you know about it? | ||
'''Kent:''' Oi oi! What I was coming to was, there's some chef-cum-trumpetshifter who deals out of a hotel kitchen on Ocean Drive. He's been looking real pleased with himself lately. You could go and check him out...? | '''Kent:''' Oi oi! What I was coming to was, there's some chef-cum-trumpetshifter who deals out of a hotel kitchen on Ocean Drive. He's been looking real pleased with himself lately. You could go and check him out...? | ||
'''Tommy:''' I will - and I'll be seeing you around. | '''Tommy:''' I will - and I'll be seeing you around. | ||
'''Paul:''' Yeah, that's right. Go on - walk away, you mug. I'll knock you spark out! Give me a drink - and where'd that slut go? | '''Paul:''' Yeah, that's right. Go on - walk away, you mug. I'll knock you spark out! Give me a drink - and where'd that slut go? | ||
(Ocean Drive Aleey, Tommy and Leo Teal.) | (Ocean Drive Aleey, Tommy and Leo Teal.) | ||
'''Leo Teal:''' Hey, whatchoo lookin' at? | '''Leo Teal:''' Hey, whatchoo lookin' at? | ||
'''Tommy:''' You better start talking... | '''Tommy:''' You better start talking... | ||
'''Leo:''' Hey, make me, you prick! | '''Leo:''' Hey, make me, you prick! | ||
(Ocean Drive Alley, Tommy and Lance Vance.) | (Ocean Drive Alley, Tommy and Lance Vance.) | ||
'''Lance Vance:''' Oh, way to go, tough guy. Beat him to a pulp. That should make him real chatty. | '''Lance Vance:''' Oh, way to go, tough guy. Beat him to a pulp. That should make him real chatty. | ||
'''Tommy:''' You want some, too? | '''Tommy:''' You want some, too? | ||
'''Lance:''' Hey, chill. I want what you want, brother. | '''Lance:''' Hey, chill. I want what you want, brother. | ||
'''Tommy:''' Oh, yeah? And what's that? | '''Tommy:''' Oh, yeah? And what's that? | ||
'''Lance:''' Your green - and my dead brother's white lady. Unfortunately, you just silenced our lead. | '''Lance:''' Your green - and my dead brother's white lady. Unfortunately, you just silenced our lead. | ||
'''Tommy:''' Accidents happen. Get lost. | '''Tommy:''' Accidents happen. Get lost. | ||
'''Lance:''' Hey, hey, whoa. No need to go all 'Lone Ranger' on my ass. The way I see it - we two hombres in a strange town. We need to watch each other's back. | '''Lance:''' Hey, hey, whoa. No need to go all 'Lone Ranger' on my ass. The way I see it - we two hombres in a strange town. We need to watch each other's back. | ||
'''Tommy:''' My back's just fine, brother... | '''Tommy:''' My back's just fine, brother... | ||
Lance: You sure about that? Here, take this. Follow me! We gotta get the hell outta here! | |||
'''Lance:''' You sure about that? Here, take this. Follow me! We gotta get the hell outta here! | |||
(Lance's car, Lance.) | (Lance's car, Lance.) | ||
'''Lance:''' One thing you gotta realize about this town. You gotta pack some heat. C'mon, the local gun shop's a couple of blocks away. | '''Lance:''' One thing you gotta realize about this town. You gotta pack some heat. C'mon, the local gun shop's a couple of blocks away. | ||