Pedestrian Dialogue in GTA IV
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- 1 Public Services
- 2 Services
- 3 Civilians
- 3.1 All
- 3.2 Holland Pedestrian
- 3.3 Bikers
- 3.4 Preacher
- 3.5 British Pedestrians
- 3.6 Russian Pedestrians
- 3.7 Brazilian Pedestrians
- 3.8 Drugged Brazilian Pedestrians
- 3.9 Homeless
- 3.10 In a vehicle
- 3.11 In a conversation
- 3.12 Girls
- 4 Gangs
- 5 Authority
- 6 NOOSE
- 7 Perseus Guard
- 8 External links
When Damaging Their Vehicles
- Stupid Malaka!
- What the fuck are you doing to my car?!
- What is this shit, my car!
When They're After The Player
- I'll beat your ass!
- Ah shit!
- You're gonna die!
- You think this is gonna get fucking fancy?
- Fuck off!
- Miyeto Yelezes!
- Miti Moa siverie!
- You got a real deal now!
- I'm gonna kill you!
- Don't make me beat your ass!
- Wanna fight me or fuck me? bring it!
- COME ON!
- Ay, freak o!
- Ah! So angry!
- You think dis is gonna be easy, don't you?
- Wipe you're ass!
- I dont take your shit anymore!
- Don't fake the funk!
- Is this all you got?
- I'm too fast for you!
- Where you want it? Neck? Right...
- To Hades with you, Malaka!
- May Poseidon swallow you whole!
- You think I'm a fucking pansy?!
When The Player Wastes Their Time
- Get a move on!
- Move it
- Are you in? Move that piece of shit!
- Where are you waiting for?... Christmas?
When Running From Officers
- You'll never take me, officer!
- Fuck the hell off.
- Burgers! 40 percent Meat!
- Why you always pick out the "Poenzoz"?
- BURGERS! Fresh yesterday!
- Who wants one? They're not great when they're cooked!
- Hey! Delicious beef patty!
- The best in Liberty City!
- Come on! I washed my hands!
- Who wants my meat?
- Come on! They're not gonna throw themselves up!
- Will somebody fucking buy something?
- You motherfuckers think you're too good for these?
- I killed these cows myself!
- Only 40% face meat, guaranteed!
- Come and bite this plump chihuahua meat!
- My dogs is long and hot!
- Slurp down my hot nuts!
- Only 12 nuts for 7!
- Hot nuts, baby!
- Wanna feel shitty? Buy a newspaper!
- President said something stupid, read all about it!
- All of the news, only one day after the internet.
- Hot dogs, free mustard!
- Some of these are fresh, FRESH!
- Who wants my hot chihuahua meat?
- Put this dog in your mouth!
- Watch yourself
- That hurt motherfucker!
- I'm pumped!
- Get the fuck off, bitch!
- You're fast for a nobody eh?
- Let's do this bitch!
- You want this?
- Tell me when you're ready!
- Ever seen moves like this?
- Vètecho porro!
- Bottilala pingla!
Cluckin' Bell Male Clerk
- Yo! Welcome to Cluckin' Bell! Can I getcha a bucket of chicken?
Burger Shot Male Clerk
- Welcome to Burger Shot motherfucker...!
- You got some iron stomach, dawg!
- Enjoy, motherfucker..!
When Witnessing An Event
- They are not going to believe this shit!
- Oh, Jesus!
- Yo, that's freakin' insane, man!
- Finally, some action in this town!
- Not good, not good, not good!
- Damn, son! That's straight out of a movie!
- I wish I felt sorry, but I don't.
- Please don't be dead. Please don't be dead...
- Aw, this is gonna be gross!
- I'm not the only one seeing this shit, right?
- No freakin' way!
- Oh, that's gotta hurt!
- I wanna move back to San Andreas! Oh, man...
- Christ! What the hell?
- Are we gonna die?
- Crap! What was that?
- Someone pinch me, 'cause I wanna wake up!
- That's the crack, my dude.
- Did anybody see that?
- Shit a brick! What was that?
- Call the media!
- I'm never getting stoned again!
When In A Collision
- Fuck, fuck, fuck-fuck-fuck!
- Give me my money now!
- You better have insurance!
- What is this shit?! My car!
- NO!! This is my mother's car!
- Oh, no! This my first figgin' car!
- How the hell did you hit my car?!
- My car!
- You stupid freak!
- What's happening? Like...what's happening?
- What d'you think this is, bumper cars or something?
- This ain't no fuckin bumpa' cars motherfucker!
- D motherfucker, d-d, drive!
In The Street
- Yo, this your boy from Bohan, what's poppin'?
- Yo man! I take damn people over streets son!
- What the fuck you want?
- Pull back you wierdo!
- Get outta ma face son!
- You better pull back before I fuck some butts!
- Fuck outta here man!
- YO, fuck!
- Pull back watch ya yo!
- Dats Russian ass daddy!
- Yo what you do here?
When Attacking The Player
- I'm gonna piss in ya mouth!
- Motherfucking damn son!
- You're motherfucking face is not gonna roll me!
- I'll drop you son! South Bohan style!
In The Street
- Come on! Fight me!
- Pardon me fuckface!
- Fight me, my dick is getting hard!
- Listen people! You ain't goin' to Hell, you're living in it!
- Are we truly living in a world of pain?
- You're all going to hell!
- You can let me punish you or live and wait for hellfire!
In The Street
- Watch it you berk!
- I'm gonna beat you arsehole!
- Are you takin' the piss?
When In Traffic
- Move or I'll fucking break something!
- I'll rip your heart out!
- There's always so much traffic in this fucking city!
When Run Into
-- (Portuguese mixed with english)
- Vai pra casa do caralho! (Go to the dick's house!)
- Vai tomar no teu cú, porra! (Fuck you, goddamn!)
- Não enche meu saco não asshole! (Don't piss me off asshole!) --
- Tá máluco?! Tá maluco?! (Are you crazy?! Are you crazy?!)
- Tá máluco meu irmão?! Vou te meter porrada amigo! (Are you crazy bro?! I'm gonna beat you up homie!)
- This is the best part of my day!
- I am in fucking charge right now!
- Vai vai meu irmão, get a fucking move on! (C'mon bro, get a fucking move on) --
- Caralho! (Dick!)
- Puta que pariu! (Holy Bitch!)
- Porra! (Goddamn!)
- What are you doing? Move it!
- Stay in the lixo, puto! (Stay in the trash, bitch!)
- Filho da puta! (Motherfucker)
- Vai se fuder! (Fuck you!)
- You pick the wrong malandro to fuck with! (You pick the wrong homie to fuck with!) --
When Damaging Their Vehicles
- Filho da puta! (Motherfucker!)
- No! I just fucking stole this fucking car!
- No! you're dead, asshole!
Drugged Brazilian Pedestrians
- I spend all my grana in crack. (I spend all my cash in crack.) --
- Do you know where i can find some grana? (Do you know where i can find some cash?) --
In the streets
- Pinhead Dipshit!
- Stop touching me!
- This is terrorism at all!
- Too many gorillas!
- I don't have any bananas!
- This isn't pinball!
- More drama for yo' mama!
- Ghhmmp! That hurt.
- That slut ruined my life.
- I'll sue your ass!
- Watch it!
- We're being invaded!
- What the fuck is going on?
- The aliens are getting bold with their attacks!
- Psst, Reptillians are taking over, pass it on!
- Mommy, I'm so sorry for killing you, Mommy!
- Can't you see I'm urinating here?
- Oh no! They done killed another true seeker!
- Robot man juice!
- Call air support!
- You see? Reptillian Death-Ray! Gotta be!
- Ya'll aliens only want my sperm!
- Cheesy vaginas!
- I just need one more fix.
- Fuck, where am I?
- This is the apocalypse!
- It's the Illuminati!
- Nothing in my teacup!
- Nothing in my coffee, nothing in my coffee!
- Too scary for words!
- I'll see you and the cause shall strip you naked.
- I see you and I shall see you nude.
- No more!
- I got nothing, I got nothing!
- The cause will skin you alive!
- There's no time for this.
- You got the wrong man!
In a vehicle
- That thing is collecting dust!
- You're growing molds up there.
- Hurry up, my chickens are pink.
- You're not making any friends with me!
- Slow wheels make for the devil!
- My dime, my car!
- Theres a stain on the dashboard.
In a conversation
- You need psychatric help.
- When they take your clothes, you can't even eat pancakes.
- Hey, my brother the cop, sometimes comes by with cookies!
- I've got errands to run. Goodbye until the next one time.
During A Fight
- You'll be nice and cool, soon!
- Hoho! Asswiping time!
- I'm in a fuckin' zone!
- Yeah! Come on shitpunky!
- I'm gonna hang you up!
- Well! Fuck all squared!
- Hey lunkhead! You ready, eh?
- Yeah! I'm a pissnick!
- I'll eat you alive toadrag!
- You ain't stealing no more sperm from me, alien!
- That's it, mommy, I'm whooping you back to the grave!
- It's time I stood up to you reptillians!
- You're gonna be laying my eggs!
- I'll Da Nang you good!
- That ass of yours is too big!
- The cause will strip you naked!
- He'll keep coming back!
- It's bodycount time!
- Theres more stuff coming!
- I'm bulemic, do you have anything greasy? (when speaking to vendor)
- Hey Schronda!
- Hey there!
When bumped into
- Did you just try to grab my ass?
- Eww, that guy just touched me!
- Say you're sorry!
- Watch where you're going, dillweed!
- Hey, I'm tweaking!
- Oh my God, that was so rude!
- Ugh, I hate tourists!
- You can't afford me!
- I'm not a fighter!
- You can't hit me, I'm a girl!
- Leave me alone you fucking psycho!
- Go find another girl to hit!
- Help! Help! Heeellllp!
- Oh my God, I think he's trying to kill me!
- Tell me this isn't happening!
- Okay, fighting and fasting doesn't mix!
- Get away from me you ugly asshole!
- Somebody help, this guy's trying to hit me!
- I only let other girls hit me!
- You're insane!
- Please don't kill me!
- He's gonna shoot!
When stealing their car
- Please, I'm a model!
- Actually, you can have it, it's my boyfriend's!
When In Firefights
- Come on give me some cover.
- Take cover.
- Take some fucking cover
- Your a pain in the balls my friend.
- I got this Son of a Bitch.
- You want to go to war.
- Watch out this fucker is crazy.
- Take a look around we got you surrounded.
- I got this fucking Pollock.
- Get Down!
- Ain't no way out of this you fucking son of a bitch.
- I got you punk.
- Hey dipshit no where else to go.
- We got you surrounded asshole.
- Ready to die Bitch?
- I've had enough of you.
- Look around we got you surrounded Ahaha.
- There's no to go motherfucker.
- Your a pain in my ass.
- Take a look around buddy we got you.
- You asked for this.
- I live for this shit.
- Time to pay the piper.
When in a near death state
- Please don't kill me.
- Don't kill me man I got kids.
- I hurt my knee man.
- Why would a guy like you shoot me again.
When in a firefight with the player
- Hey asshole we got you!
- Hey man no place to go.
- Hey asshole your surrounded no where else to go.
- Now you give up because you are fucked.
- Gonna eat you alive!
- Let us end this like gentlemen yes?
- Yeah face me cowboy!
- They call this you are fucked.
- Goodbye to you.
- Die you fucking bastard!
- Take cover!
- This ends here.
- Head to Cover!
- Here I come you Whore.
- This one is for the old country.
- You are surrounded.
- I have them.
- Now is your time!
- Cover me you useless smucks!
- Eat hard Metal.
- Look around your fucked now asshole!
- Try this on for size.
- There's no way out motherfucker!
- Take cover.
- Your making a big mistake.
- Its been fun but the party is over.
North Holland Hustlers
- Drop this fool.
- Take that motherfucker!
- I got a clean shot.
- Let's move in Fam.
- Damn son take cover.
- Got you now.
- Fuck this clown time to murk his ass.
- You finished gangsta its a wrap.
- Seize the day brothers lets russ him.
- It on and popping now.
- Play it safe take cover.
- Man don't be stupid take cover.
- Hommie down my nigga.
- Give me a smile motherfucker.
- I'ma show you who has cojones.
- I have a shot.
- You surrounded yo.
- Your mine amigo.
- HAHA we have you trapped.
- I'm doing you a favor you ugly bastard.
- Your surrounded mama huevo.
- Hey man over here pendejoe.
- Get down!Get down!
- This is the end of the line asshole.
- Let's waste this punk man.
- He's shooting! Hide! Hide!
- He's going down.
- Now stay out of trouble.
- Do you want me to arrest you?
- You know I love to beat civilians.
- I can picture you in a dark cell, what do ya' say?
Stuck in Traffic
- Hurry up, I just ate at Cluckin' Bell and need to get to a bathroom.
- Oh, a donut? Make it large.
- Police car mic: Hey where are you going?!.....hello?!
- Police car mic: Stay where you are, LCPD!
- Police car mic: Don't make me come after you!
- Police car mic: LCPD, son! Don't you run, now!
- Police car mic: LCPD people, get off the street!
- Police car mic: You're trying my patience. Pull over.
- Police car mic: I'm that badass nigga' that yo' mamma' warned you about!
- Police car mic: I'm not fucking kidding, asshole!
- Police car mic: This is your final warning! Pull over.
- Police car mic: Pull over, or I'll be very mad.
- Police car mic: Get off the street everyone!
- Police car mic: Clear the streets!
- Police car mic: Pull over you maniac!
- Police car mic: Stop the car and turn the engine off!
- Police car mic: We've got you surrounded!
- This the LCPD! One move and you are a dead man, you hear?
- I need permission to blow his head off!
- I have confirmation on chicken shit.
- Hello, uh... LPCD! Right?
- Freeze! This is the LCPD!
- LCPD! Get on the ground! Place your hands behind your head!
- Do you think you can run from a chopper?
- One squeeze, and you're wearing your balls for earrings.
- Guess who's gonna get shot in the face?
- Fuck! You're gonna make me run, aren't you?
- That's right, son! You gettin' dropped!
- I will pursue on foot!
- Pursuing on foot!
- Suspect fleeing on foot!
- I have a visual on the asshole.
- Everyone hit the deck!
- Everybody eat dirt!
- I'm gonna shoot!
- I'll shoot your tits off!
- You're dead, buck-o!
- Lay down, cabron!
- You're mine, asswipe!
- You're surrounded! Right here, right now!
- You're dead, and you don't even know it yet.
- I'm still gonna get ya!
- You don't think you're going to escape from a whole group of cops, do you?
- You sorry son of a bitch!
- I smell the stink of guilt.
- Would you come the hell back!?
- This ends now!
- Everyone get down and stay down until I say it's okay to get up.
- I'll shit in your mouth
- Get out of the car now!
- You can run, but you can't hide!
- I've got a head-shot!
- ¡Oye puta, te veo!
- Human waste, dead ahead!
- This is the LCPD, dont move!
- Where you think ya gonna go, huh?
- Shit, why do they have to run?
- What is it with these people, escaping on foot all the time?
- Get down numb-nuts!
- I could get that shit stain myself
- I got ya now dickweed!
- Cover my ass!
- You're dead, fucko!
- Everyone eat dirt!
- Requesting NOOSE Team! (4+ Wanted)
- Requesting NOOSE Team, now! (4+ Wanted)
- Call the NOOSE! (4+ Wanted)
- You know carrying a weapon in this town, is a felony!
- What are these, stolen credit cards huh?
- That's another to add to the list of your crimes!
Near death state
- I'm gonna be OK! I'm gonna be OK!
- Officer down! Officer down!
- Call the paramedics! I've been shot!
- Please tell my wife I love her.
- I don't wanna die!
When fighting player
- I need everyone to get down and stay down until I say it's okay to move.
- Put your hands in the air.
- I got you you Son of a bitch.
- Alright everyone try to remain calm.
- Everybody take cover.
- Please evacuate the area quick.
- Get down.
- You are not safe here.
- Everybody get down and stay calm.
When downed by player
- Call 911 I'm bleeding out here.
- Help me somebody help me.
- I'm bleeding out here call 911 and get help fast.
- I need help call for backup.
- I've been shot please call an Ambulance.
- I know you just were a problem.
- Aha! Just like jail!
- Goddamn bang!
- I'm gonna lay you out!
- Fuck outta here.
- Oh shit!
- You're gonna pay!
- I'll bust your fucking head!
- You're gonna get fucked up!
- Yo man, what the fuck you want?
- Get back, son!
- Yo, put that shit away, yo!
- Use it, or drop that shit!