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As Carl goes outside the casino, he calls [[Wu Zi Mu]]. Carl has thought of a plan to explore Caligula's without being too suspicious for the planned heist. He'll meet him soon. | As Carl goes outside the casino, he calls [[Wu Zi Mu]]. Carl has thought of a plan to explore Caligula's without being too suspicious for the planned heist. He'll meet him soon. | ||
==Script== | |||
(''CJ is outside the casino. His phone rings.'') | |||
'''CJ''': Hello. | |||
'''The Truth''': Who am I speaking to? | |||
'''CJ''': It's CJ. Hey, Truth, is that you? | |||
'''The Truth''': Might be. Might be a government algorithm trying to pick your brains, so don't admit anything! | |||
'''CJ''': Whatever, man. Whassup? | |||
'''The Truth''': I need a favour, Carl, thought I could cash in some karma chips. | |||
'''CJ''': Your credit good. | |||
'''The Truth''': I took some fellow travellers deep into the desert on a peyote safari a few nights back. We faced the inner light and communed with the lizard king. | |||
'''CJ''': Sounds fun. How did it go? | |||
'''The Truth''': That's the problem, I don't know. I'm in Los Santos. I woke up in a Japanese bathhouse about an hour ago. I have no idea how I got here or where the others are. | |||
'''CJ''': They're probably fine. | |||
'''The Truth''': I don't think so. They were Brits - a band and their managers. They have no experience about the desert. | |||
'''CJ''': OK, where'd you make camp? I can go have a look. | |||
'''The Truth''': I took 'em up Arco del Oeste - fantastic sunsets. Best start looking for them up there. | |||
(''CJ is in the desert. Maccer and Paul are laid out on the ground somewhere.'') | |||
'''CJ''': Hello? Hey, anybody out here? Truth sent me! | |||
'''Maccer''': EH! Over 'ere! | |||
'''CJ''': Hey, man, you all right? | |||
'''Maccer''': 'Kin' 'ell, I'm fucking hanging. | |||
'''Paul''': Stone me bloody crows. Where am I? | |||
'''Maccer''': I dunno, mate. I was having a dream; I was wanking over some fat bird's tits when this twat turned up. | |||
'''Paul''': Maccer, you fucking psycho! You did it again, didn't you! | |||
'''Maccer''': That peyote was shite, you were lucky I brought some tabs along! | |||
'''Paul''': I've told you a million times not to put stuff in my fucking drink! | |||
'''Maccer''': Oh, piss off, kidder! | |||
'''Paul''': Who are you again? | |||
'''CJ''': Oh, I'm a friend of The Truth's. He said you guys might need a ride into town or something. | |||
'''Maccer''': But I'm a fucking raspberry! | |||
'''Paul''': You're not a fucking raspberry! | |||
'''Maccer''': I can't feel me legs, our P. I've wanked the use out of them! | |||
'''Paul''': Just stand up, you soppy cunt. We go through this every weekend. | |||
(''Maccer tries to stand up.'') | |||
'''Maccer''': Ah! Ooh! | |||
'''CJ''': Man, what the hell was y'all doing last night? | |||
'''Maccer''': Anybody got a rag? | |||
(''Paul hands Maccer a rag. CJ turns away and sighs disgustedly.'') | |||
'''CJ''': So, where am I taking y'all? | |||
'''Paul''': I've got a pal, Rosie. He's got some casino gig going down in Venturas. Sweet. | |||
'''CJ''': Alright. | |||
(''Maccer goes to hand Paul the rag back.'') | |||
'''Paul''': Fuck off, string. | |||
'''Maccer''': Oh, charming. | |||
'''CJ''': Alright, ladies, let's go. | |||
'''Paul''': Come on. Fucking Northerners... | |||
'''Maccer''': Well, it felt like I couldn't feel them, honest! | |||
(''CJ, Maccer and Paul are walking towards the Snake Farm. There are two hillbillies standing outside the Snake Farm.'') | |||
'''CJ''': Here we are, look familiar? | |||
'''Maccer''': Looks just like Salford to me... | |||
'''Paul''': What are you talking about? | |||
'''Hillbilly 1''': Take a gander at 'em fellas, is that 'em? | |||
'''Hillbilly 2''': That there city boy has gone and been with my prize hog! Now I don't even get no sugar from her! | |||
(''Two more hillbillies come around the corner. A man and a woman.'') | |||
'''Hillbilly 3''': And that one done screwed my sis! I've had a terr'ble aching in my grinds ever since! | |||
'''Hillbilly Woman''': I'm gonna slap you silly for giving me and my fella the red bumpies! | |||
'''Hillbilly 3''': What'n tarnation? I'm a fixing to give ya a whoopin' for what you gone and done to my young 'uns! | |||
(''If the hillbillies follow CJ, Maccer and Paul to Caligula's Casino, then CJ, Maccer and Paul, along with the hillbillies in their vehicle, pull up outside Caligula's casino.'') | |||
'''CJ''': Shit, here comes them snake farmers! Alright, I've had enough! Let's finish this! | |||
(''The hillbillies aproach CJ, Maccer and Paul.'') | |||
'''Maccer''': Oh, I'm gonna grab some big tits, man! | |||
'''Paul''': Oh, bollocks. In for a penny, in for a pound. | |||
(''CJ, Maccer and Paul are walking towards Caligula's Casino.'') | |||
'''Paul''': Come on then, let's go in and see Rosie. | |||
(''Rosie is in his room inside Caligula's Casino. There is a knock at the door. Rosie's assistant opens the door to CJ, Maccer and Paul.'') | |||
'''Paul''': Kent Paul, here to see Rosie. | |||
'''Assistant''': Hey boss, there's somebody here to see you. | |||
'''Rosie''': Oh, go away, I have a migraine. | |||
'''Paul''': Oi, Rosie, son, it's me, Paulo! | |||
'''Rosie''': Oh, God. My despair is complete. OK, let him in. | |||
'''Paul''': Rosiiieee! How are you, me old son? | |||
'''Rosie''': I pray that one day I can escape my perpetual torment and retire in peace and comfort a million miles away from anyone I've ever fucking known, instead, I get this. | |||
'''Paul''': Come on, it's me, Kent Paul! | |||
'''Rosie''': Well, hello, Paul, what a pleasant surprise. Who the hell are these guys? | |||
'''Paul''': These are my boys - Maccer and Carl. | |||
'''CJ''': Whassup? | |||
'''Maccer''': You want any Speckled Doves, boss? I'm peaking on one right now. Top-of-the-range, man. | |||
'''Rosie''': Well it's fitting. As I sit here up to my neck in a river of shit, with every Mafia gorilla from Liberty City to Los Santos pissing in my face, that you, Kent Paul, should witness it. | |||
'''Paul''': What's the matter, son? | |||
'''Rosie''': Too numerous, oppressively insurmountable and depressingly fucking typical even to mention. | |||
'''Paul''': It's alright, bruv, Paulo can help. Give us some space would you, son. I'll give you a tinkle later. | |||
'''CJ''': Alright, for sure. | |||
'''Paul''': Not you, Maccer. | |||
'''Maccer''': Oh, you twat. | |||
'''Paul''': Unbelievable. | |||
(''CJ is outside Caligula's Casino. He phones Woozie.'') | |||
'''CJ''': Hey Woozie. I think I found a way to scope Caligula's without causing too much suspicion. We can talk later. | |||
==Reward== | ==Reward== | ||
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==Video Walkthrough== | ==Video Walkthrough== | ||
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