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'''Roman''': Okay, if we walk in confident, we have a good time. | |||
'''Dessie''': Hey, you on the list? | |||
'''Roman''': No. | |||
'''Brucie''': Yes. | |||
'''Roman''': Yes. | |||
'''Brucie''': No. | |||
'''Dessie''': Then you're not coming in. | |||
'''Brucie''': Oh, oh wait a minute man, we're relatively important people. We're goin' in, bro! | |||
'''Dessie''': I don't give a fuck who you think you are. You're not coming in. | |||
'''Roman''': Come on, man, I'm a VIP. We come here all the time. | |||
'''Luis''': Hey, Dess. | |||
'''Dessie''': Hey, man. | |||
'''Luis''': Tony in? | |||
'''Dessie''': I ain't seen him. | |||
'''Brucie''': Hey, man! Luis! Bro, could you get us in? | |||
'''Luis''': Hey Brucie. Yeah, sure, Dessie - take care of them? | |||
'''Brucie''': Thanks man. | |||
''(Luis, Brucie, and Roman walk into Maisonette)'' | |||
'''Roman''': Man, I'm going to see some vagina tonight! | |||
'''Luis''': You walked in with one, bro. | |||
'''Roman''': What? | |||
'''Luis''': Never mind. | |||
'''Roman''': Hey, so I'm going to get the drinks. Okay. | |||
'''Luis''': Good seeing you guys, man, I gotta go take care of something. | |||
'''Brucie''': Hey, wait listen, can I just say something, man? Listen, can I just say, the way you dealt with Mori man? I was really grateful, thank you. | |||
'''Luis''': Hey, err. Don't mention it, man. Unless you want me to kill him... | |||
'''Brucie''': Maybe... hey, listen, you know you're a lot like me...yeah. That's right you're like a lone wolf. An adventurer. Tough, but with a sensitive side. | |||
'''Luis''': Not really, bro. I like killing for money. | |||
'''Brucie''': Yes, yes I know, but that's just your thing man...look, you know...I...err... | |||
''(Brucie leans towards Luis as if he were trying to kiss him)'' | |||
'''Luis''': What's your problem, man? | |||
'''Brucie''': Nothing! I didn't mean anything by it. I'm not gay. | |||
'''Luis''': It's cool, man. Just don't do it again, man. | |||
'''Brucie''': Hey, I fucked three girls last night, man. One of them can't even walk. I mean, now, she could walk before. She didn't need a wheelchair or anything. Look, I was just checking to make sure you weren't gay, bro. | |||
'''Luis''': Not a problem, man. I've got to go. | |||
'''Brucie''': Hey, listen... | |||
'''Tony''': Hey, Luis. Come on, man. We gotta go. Let's go! | |||
'''Brucie''': Alright, man. Peace out, bro. | |||
'''Luis''': Thank god you showed up, bro. | |||
'''Tony''': What? | |||
'''Luis''': I never thought seeing you would make things feel more heterosexual. | |||
'''Tony''': I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that sweetheart. | |||
'''Luis''': Yeah, it's probably best. | |||
==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== |
Revision as of 01:40, 22 September 2014
The following is a script of the mission Ladies Half Price in The Ballad of Gay Tony.
Script
Roman: Okay, if we walk in confident, we have a good time.
Dessie: Hey, you on the list?
Roman: No.
Brucie: Yes.
Roman: Yes.
Brucie: No.
Dessie: Then you're not coming in.
Brucie: Oh, oh wait a minute man, we're relatively important people. We're goin' in, bro!
Dessie: I don't give a fuck who you think you are. You're not coming in.
Roman: Come on, man, I'm a VIP. We come here all the time.
Luis: Hey, Dess.
Dessie: Hey, man.
Luis: Tony in?
Dessie: I ain't seen him.
Brucie: Hey, man! Luis! Bro, could you get us in?
Luis: Hey Brucie. Yeah, sure, Dessie - take care of them?
Brucie: Thanks man.
(Luis, Brucie, and Roman walk into Maisonette)
Roman: Man, I'm going to see some vagina tonight!
Luis: You walked in with one, bro.
Roman: What?
Luis: Never mind.
Roman: Hey, so I'm going to get the drinks. Okay.
Luis: Good seeing you guys, man, I gotta go take care of something.
Brucie: Hey, wait listen, can I just say something, man? Listen, can I just say, the way you dealt with Mori man? I was really grateful, thank you.
Luis: Hey, err. Don't mention it, man. Unless you want me to kill him...
Brucie: Maybe... hey, listen, you know you're a lot like me...yeah. That's right you're like a lone wolf. An adventurer. Tough, but with a sensitive side.
Luis: Not really, bro. I like killing for money.
Brucie: Yes, yes I know, but that's just your thing man...look, you know...I...err...
(Brucie leans towards Luis as if he were trying to kiss him)
Luis: What's your problem, man?
Brucie: Nothing! I didn't mean anything by it. I'm not gay.
Luis: It's cool, man. Just don't do it again, man.
Brucie: Hey, I fucked three girls last night, man. One of them can't even walk. I mean, now, she could walk before. She didn't need a wheelchair or anything. Look, I was just checking to make sure you weren't gay, bro.
Luis: Not a problem, man. I've got to go.
Brucie: Hey, listen...
Tony: Hey, Luis. Come on, man. We gotta go. Let's go!
Brucie: Alright, man. Peace out, bro.
Luis: Thank god you showed up, bro.
Tony: What?
Luis: I never thought seeing you would make things feel more heterosexual.
Tony: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that sweetheart.
Luis: Yeah, it's probably best.