Ladies Half Price/Script

The following is a script of the mission Ladies Half Price in The Ballad of Gay Tony.

Script

Roman: Okay, if we walk in confident, we have a good time.

Dessie: Hey, you on the list?

Roman: No.

Brucie: Yes.

Roman: Yes.

Brucie: No.

Dessie: Then you're not coming in.

Brucie: Oh, oh wait a minute man, we're relatively important people. We're goin' in, bro!

Dessie: I don't give a fuck who you think you are. You're not coming in.

Roman: Come on, man, I'm a VIP. We come here all the time.

Luis: Hey, Dess.

Dessie: Hey, man.

Luis: Tony in?

Dessie: I ain't seen him.

Brucie: Hey, man! Luis! Bro, could you get us in?

Luis: Hey Brucie. Yeah, sure, Dessie - take care of them?

Brucie: Thanks man.

(Luis, Brucie, and Roman walk into Maisonette)

Roman: Man, I'm going to see some vagina tonight!

Luis: You walked in with one, bro.

Roman: What?

Luis: Never mind.

Roman: Hey, so I'm going to get the drinks. Okay.

Luis: Good seeing you guys, man, I gotta go take care of something.

Brucie: Hey, wait listen, can I just say something, man? Listen, can I just say, the way you dealt with Mori man? I was really grateful, thank you.

Luis: Hey, err. Don't mention it, man. Unless you want me to kill him...

Brucie: Maybe... hey, listen, you know you're a lot like me...yeah. That's right you're like a lone wolf. An adventurer. Tough, but with a sensitive side.

Luis: Not really, bro. I like killing for money.

Brucie: Yes, yes I know, but that's just your thing man...look, you know...I...err...

(Brucie leans towards Luis as if he were trying to kiss him)

Luis: What's your problem, man?

Brucie: Nothing! I didn't mean anything by it. I'm not gay.

Luis: It's cool, man. Just don't do it again, man.

Brucie: Hey, I fucked three girls last night, man. One of them can't even walk. I mean, now, she could walk before. She didn't need a wheelchair or anything. Look, I was just checking to make sure you weren't gay, bro.

Luis: Not a problem, man. I've got to go.

Brucie: Hey, listen...

Tony: Hey, Luis. Come on, man. We gotta go. Let's go!

Brucie: Alright, man. Peace out, bro.

Luis: Thank god you showed up, bro.

Tony: What?

Luis: I never thought seeing you would make things feel more heterosexual.

Tony: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that sweetheart.

Luis: Yeah, it's probably best.

Dialogue

Luis: Last chance, T. You sure you want to hand this stuff over?

Tony: Sure I'm sure. Her father's going to kill us if we don't.

Luis: Yeah, makes it nice and simple.

Tony: Yeah, lends a lot of clarity to my thinking.

(Luis and Tony meet the kidnappers that have Gracie)

Tony: Gracie, you alright? The bastards didn't hurt you did they?

Patrick: She can't speak, we got a gag in her mouth.

Tony: Give her back you animals. She's suffered enough.

Patrick: Hand over the stuff.

Tony: Hand over Gracie. I'm here for you, sweetie.

Patrick: Hand over the fucking stuff.

Niko: Alright come down. Both of you.

Luis: Oye. We put the ice in the middle. We walk back. Then you send over the girl. We leave, and you pick up the stuff. Entiende?

Niko: Sure. Show us the goods.

(Luis gives Tony the diamonds and Tony places them on the ground in front of Niko and Patrick)

Tony: Come back to me, honey.

Niko: Let her go.

(Patrick lets go of Gracie, the three leave and Tony and Luis ungag Gracie)

Luis: You alright?

Gracie: Fuck. Shit. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Luis: Babe, you okay?

Gracie: Why didn't you fucking kill them you fucking nothing?

Luis: Huh?

(A Russian runs up to the three)

Russian: You!

Luis: Fuck.

(Luis shoots and kills the Russian)

Luis: Go! Go!

(Another Russian runs to them and Luis fails to kill him)

Luis: Fuck! Get down!

(Luis drives the boat back to Pier 45)

Tony: What's happening?

Luis: You got Gracie back safe and sound, Tone. I hope she was worth 2 mil'.

Tony: You hit her, right?

Luis: She had a boating accident. Make sure her old man understands that. I don't want to see her again.

Tony: Okay, sailor. So long.