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'''Roman''': Cousin, I spend all my time playing darts with you. I will never bag no ladies. Another time. | '''Roman''': Cousin, I spend all my time playing darts with you. I will never bag no ladies. Another time. | ||
'''Roman''': Shit, Niko. I am not playing the dart with you again this soon. I need be online. | '''Roman''': Shit, Niko. I am not playing the dart with you again this soon. I need to be online. | ||
'''Roman''': Sorry man, I will not play the darts again this soon. Make other friend. | '''Roman''': Sorry man, I will not play the darts again this soon. Make other friend. |
Revision as of 23:09, 26 October 2014
Conversations
Conversation one
Roman: Niko, you do not know how great it is to have you here with me. Before you arrived in Liberty City, things were terrible.
Niko: I still remember the emails you sent me, cousin. You should have told me how bad things were in this country before I got here.
Roman: Okay, things aren't easy for us here. But together, we are doing alright. America is an opportunity for a new beginning. You were in need of one.
Niko: There is no such thing as a new beginning, Roman. With every day we live we pick up new baggage, baggage that we must carry with us for the rest of our lives. There's no dropping it and pretending we are fresh and clean just because we get off a boat in a new place.
Roman: Stop being so dramatic, Niko. Time is a healer. We live and we forget the past. Nothing helps a man forget like ripe, round American titties. You have to move on from the things that happened to you and think about all the opportunities in this country. Chances to make lots of money, chances to get college girls into bed.
Niko: Chances to turn into an asshole.
Roman: I heard that. I haven't forgotten our language completely.
Conversation two
Roman: Niko B in the house... man, sometimes, I cannot believe you are here with me, really I can't.
Niko: It's hardly been a lot of fun since I turned up cousin.
Roman: Correct - it has been a fucking nightmare. But that's not the point.
Niko: No?
Roman: No, the point is, fuck it. The Bellic cousins are here in the land of opportunity and we are making trouble for any fools who get in our way.
Niko: If you say so.
Roman: I do say so, man, I do. I just did. It's good to have you here. Whatever shit we get into, man... it's good.
Niko: Thanks. Don't you miss home? You've been here a long time. You never get home sick?
Roman: Sure. I miss things about home, but I, I... I think things are ruined now.
Niko: Yes. I know what you mean.
Roman: I miss the good times we had as children, when our fathers were too drunk to beat us, when there was food and the sun was shining, but... Now - now I live here. And life is good.
Niko: Is it?
Roman: Yes, cousin. It is. Sure, this place is crazy, but so was home. And here, it is okay to be an eccentric go-getter businessman with a taste for fine woman, wine and song.
Niko: Is that how you see yourself? My God, you are deranged, cousin. This place has made you sick!
Roman: Fuck you. I'm an individual, my friend. One of a kind.
Niko: Or to put it another way, a freak.
Conversation three
Roman: Man, I love this country. It's fucking amazing.
Niko: I want some of what you're on. It must be pretty strong because I can't see what you're happy about. Life is shit.
Roman: I'm high on life, man. American life. It's the fast-food, the cheap gas, the fake titties - there's a short cut for everything here. You just need to know where it is.
Niko: Yeah, but most people don't know where it is so they stay at the bottom of the food chain. They stay there until they're burnt out or dead.
Roman: That's because most people are to foolish to look for the shortcuts. They stay on the highway like every other chump. I'm an innovator, Niko. I drive off the highway. Off road baby! Every move I make is a gamble. I'm going to get knocked back a few times, sure. But one day I'll find that short cut to the top. If you're lucky I might take you there with me.
Niko: Tell me, Roman, why weren't you such an optimist back home?
Roman: In the Old Country, the only thing you could count on was a bomb landing on your bedroom roof in the night. Here, anything is possible. It's the land of opportunity. They must put something into the water, man, because all I'm feeling is pure optimism.
Niko: I'm going to start drinking from the tap then.
Conversation four
Roman: How are you, cousin?
Niko: Good.
Roman: Good. Listen, Niko. I received an email from your mother?
Niko: Good.
Roman: She said she'd sent you an email.
Niko: Yes?
Roman: You know, I'm worried about her, all alone. Maybe... maybe she should move here, be with us?
Niko: Yes - maybe she get heavily involved in car jacking and spend some time doing hits for the mob? Look at how we live here, what we have done. Where exactly would your aunt fit into this lifestyle?
Roman: It was just an idea. I thought maybe she'd find America exciting.
Niko: Yes - she loves crack dealers. Don't you remember? How she couldn't move back on our farm because of all of the heroin dealers and the coke whores and the arms smugglers? She would love it here!
Roman:You know, I love your mother - there is just one thing I could never figure out about her. One terrible black mark against her.
Roman: What?
Niko: How she raised such a prick of a son.
Roman: Very funny.
Niko: I know. I think it's pretty funny.
Conversation five
Roman: What do you think about America, Niko? Tell me straight. You love it, no?
Niko: I don't know, Roman. It is the same as any other place only louder. People don't know how to shut up here.
Roman: I bet you would like to teach them, wouldn't you cousin? But you can't or at least you can't teach everyone. Really, you don't like it? The lights, the titties, the food, the opportunities. Come on, Niko. It's kind of incredible.
Niko: It's stupid. Everything is just advertising with nothing to back it up. They tell you you're eating the best burger ever and you believe it until you're sweating out all the chemicals in it and the hormones are making your balls feel funny.
Roman: My balls feel fine, but I did notice my man tits getting larger when I was eating at Cluckin' Bell every day.
Niko: Everything else is fake too. The titties aren't real and the opportunities aren't opportunities at all. To seize them you end up in so much debt that you'll be a slave for the rest of your life.
Roman: I cannot believe what you are saying. Do you seriously mean that you don't like fake titties, cousin?
Niko: Seriously...
Conversation six
Roman: It's good to hang out again, Niko. How are you doing man?
Niko: Fantastic! Look at my life. I have stumbled from one disaster to another, and now I am here, and it is another disaster.
Roman: Yeah, good point. My God. For a sociopathic killer, you're also a really miserable bastard.
Niko: Thanks, man.
Roman: I'm sorry, but listen, man, you have to lighten up. Enjoy yourself.
Niko: Enjoy what?
Roman: Enjoy this. Us hanging out, living in this lunatic asylum, meeting freaks. It is fun, I think... and if it isn't fun, it's all we can do anyway.
Niko: Maybe.
Roman: Not "maybe" - yes - definitely true.
Niko: Okay. Thank you. I will lighten up, learn how to juggle, maybe get work in a dance troupe?
Roman: You dancing? Now that I would like to see. Like the death throes of an elephant.
Niko: Thanks cousin. You really know how to make me feel good about myself.
Roman: Don't mention it.
Conversation seven
Roman: Avoid it as long as you can, cousin. That's my advice to you.
Niko: Avoid what?
Roman: The old ball and chain, the chastity belt they call a serious relationship. I love Mallorie but come on. A man has his urges. It is impossible sometimes.
Niko: But you lover her, don't you?
Roman: She's the love of my life, the woman of my dreams... she's amazing. It's just tough. Maybe it'd be easy if I was not an attractive man, but, sadly, I was not blessed with plain features. No matter where I go, the ladies love me. It's that Bellic blood. They can't resist, can they?
Niko: Maybe you have different Bellic blood than me.
Roman: If women weren't throwing themselves at me, life would be easier. They make this hard for me, if only I was unattractive. I guess it's stupid to wish for the impossible. I'll just have to learn to live with the temptation.
Niko: Good luck with that, Roman.
Conversation eight
Roman: How you doing, cousin?
Niko: Okay.
Roman: Good.
Niko: And you? How are you?
Roman: Me? I'm always the same. You know me. I'm an optimist. Life is always great.
Niko: You're always waiting for tomorrow.
Roman: Maybe. It feels better than always mourning yesterday.
Niko: I guess.
Roman: But what a yesterday! Man, this has been a crazy time. We've had some insane adventures.
Niko: Yes - it's been crazy for me for seventeen years. For you too but in a different way. We grew up wanting to be free. And look what freedom was. War, killing, and not even knowing what to hate anymore.
Roman: And hot tubs and fast cars and the chance to do what the hell you want.
Niko: Maybe. Sometimes it feels like I do what the hell others want.
Roman: Oh, stop complaining. You're pathetic. The one thing this country has taught you is how to wine.
Niko: Fuck you.
Roman: That's better. Grow some fucking balls.
Niko: I will, when you grow a brain.
Conversation nine
Roman: You are looking at a reformed man, Niko.
Niko: Who? Where? Point him out, will you?
Roman: Don't be stupid, I'm talking about myself. I've come through the tunnel and seen the light. My gambling problem is under control.
Niko: Really? I bet you ten dollars it isn't.
Roman: Ha ha, very funny. I'm serious. I only bet on sure things now. I'll only back a horse if the competition is doped, I'll only bet on a game of football if it's fixed. In poker, I play super tight - Buffet Car Jancowitz style. I only play the top ten hands.
Niko: That still sounds like you are gambling, Roman.
Roman: It's not gambling if you're guaranteed a win, Niko. That is the whole meaning of the word. There's no risk in what I'm doing.
Niko: Sure, Roman. I will believe it when I see your winnings.
Conversation ten
Roman: Whats up, NB?
Niko: Not much, cousin, what's up with you?
Roman: Not too much - I was remembering the Old Country, when we were children.
Niko: It's a long time ago. A different world.
Roman: A different life at least. Remember all those kids?
Niko: Sure. Most of them are dead.
Roman: Some, yes, but not most. What happened to Marko?
Niko: I don't know. I lost contact. I think he went to Britain. Or to University. I don't know.
Roman: What about, err... Mila?
Niko: Fuck you!
Roman: Niko Bellic - still likes Mila Tadic.
Niko: Gimme a break.
Roman: But Mila Tadic prefers Roman... it's a terrible love triangle.
Niko: Screw you.
Roman: She did. Many times. But trust me, cousin. She was no good. I think she was the town bike - it was like a cavern.
Niko: You're disgusting.
Conversation eleven
Roman: You ever think about going back home, cousin?
Niko: I promised myself I wouldn't go home until I had resolved certain problems. I wish I could be with my mother, but there is nothing left for me there other than her. What about you?
Roman: Your mother is there, but for me there is nothing. The Old Country stopped being home for me when Mama was taken from me in the war. Here is my home now.
Niko: Things are alright back home now.
Roman: My mother would be here if she was still alive. She was such a strong woman. She'd have to be to deal with my pig of a father.
Niko: I was sorry to hear of his death, Roman. We have not spoken about it.
Roman: That is very kind of you, cousin, but you would be the only one who was sorry that he died. His only kind words were for the men who'd lend him money to get drunk with.
Niko: Just like my father then.
Roman: More than a family resemblance made them brothers, Niko. We know this. At least they didn't fuck us up though. For all their drunken meanness, we made it through. We're normal. We have healthy emotional lives.
Niko: I think you must speak for yourself there. Not many would call me emotionally balanced.
Roman: Not many know you as well as I do. You're a big softie at heart. You're not as cold as you make out, cousin.
Conversation twelve
Roman: You good, cousin?
Niko: I guess.
Roman: You sure? Listen man. I'm worried about you. You have to sort your life out. Before it ends.
Niko: What does that mean?
Roman: It means what it says - you can't carry on like this - fighting a war that ended, killing, running around like a lunatic, all this craziness.
Niko: You got me into this craziness, here I mean. And you help me spend the money it has made us.
Roman: Sure, but it can't go on, not forever.
Niko: Yes it can.
Roman: You'll die.
Niko: No. I will go on forever. This is my curse. I can do this. Live this life. I cannot live another. Not now.
Roman: I don't buy that bullshit. Grow up, move on, be, be free! At least think about it?
Niko: Sure.
Conversation thirteen
Roman: We're going to make it big, cousin.
Niko: Are we?
Roman: We are.
Niko: What do you mean?
Roman: I mean we're going to make it big.
Niko: What's that? What's big?
Roman: What I've been saying ever since I started sending you emails. We're going to be on top. Fast cars, Jacuzzis, hot women, we're going to have everything we could ever dream of. I can feel it. The cousins Bellic. On top of the world.
Niko: Take a look at the history of this city, Roman. The old white men who run the city today, their fathers ran it before them, and their fathers before them. The same names are on the news buildings as that are on the old ones.
Roman: Alright Mr. I-know-the-history-of-this-city, what is it that you want? What are you hoping for?
Niko: To get by, to have a life that isn't totally shit, for things to be a little easier. You've been watching too much I'm Rich on the TV, cousin.
Roman: No, I'm going to be on I'm Rich, cousin. If you're lucky, I'll let you come around my house when they're filming. They can shoot you in the hot tub.
Niko: Great, thank you, I can't wait.
Conversation fourteen
Roman: You good man?
Niko: Yes.
Roman: Me too. I mean, it's nonstop craziness, but I'm happy. You, you know what? I'm glad you came here. It's good to be living in this madhouse with family.
Niko: Sure.
Roman: Before you got here, I was on the bottom - people spat on me.
Niko: And now?
Roman: Now they still spit on me, but at least I know I have you here. It's been tough, but I've had a great time.
Niko: Thank you cousin. I am glad I came here too. Not because of the place. It's interesting, but also strange. Too noise. I am glad because of you. To have a real friend in the world, that was all I think I ever wanted, and in you, I have that person.
Roman: Thank you, cousin.
Niko: You are the man I wanted to be, Roman - happy, kind and a good person.
Roman: And you are the man I wanted to be - strong, unbending, with integrity. Life is very strange.
General
Calling Roman
Niko: Cousin.
Niko: Cousin, hello.
Niko: Hello.
Niko: Hey cousin.
Niko: Hey Roman.
Niko: Roman, what's up?
Niko: What is going on Roman?
Arranging an activity
Niko: Cousin, I shall be there soon.
Niko: Good, I will collect you cousin.
Niko: I am coming to get you, Roman.
Niko: I be with you soon, Roman.
Niko: I come to get you Roman.
Niko: I see you soon then, Roman.
Niko: I will see you soon.
Niko: Wait for me then, cousin.
Roman calling
Roman: Hey man, it's me.
Arranging an activity
Roman: Cousin, this is wonderful news. See you soon.
Roman: Great, Niko. See you in a while.
Roman: Okay, man. I will see you soon then.
Roman: We have a date, I am waiting for you.
Meeting Roman
(Niko on foot)
Roman: NB, my cousin. Why don't we find a car so we can go.
Roman: Niko. Good to see you. We need to find a vehicle.
(Niko in a car)
Roman: Ahh, NB. Seeing you puts a smile on my face. Let's go.
Roman: My cousin, is so good to see you. Let's do this.
Roman: My one and only cousin, except for the other ones. Let's go.
Roman: NB, the big man. Let's hustle.
Roman: Niko, good to see you, let's go.
Roman: There you are cousin, let's move.
(Niko on a motorbike)
Roman: Cousin, you now these things scare me. No matter, we go.
Roman: Niko, you like it when I hold you on these motorbikes, don't you. Let's go.
(Niko in a helicopter)
Roman: Niko, you are really moving up in the world, no? I tell you we are going to the top when you arrive.
(Arriving late)
Roman: Disgraceful to keep your cousin waiting. Well, we go now.
Roman: Finally cousin, you're late. We should go now.
Roman: Niko, I was starting to think you wouldn't come. Let's go now.
Finishing an activity
Roman: Can you drop me off at home, cousin?
Roman: It is time to go back home, will you take me?
Roman: Let us go now, cousin. Take me home.
Roman: Okay, I am ready to go home. You will drive your cousin.
Roman: Take me back won't you?
Roman: Take me home, Niko.
Roman: Thank you in advance for driving me home. Let's go now.
Roman: You mind driving your tired cousin home? Thank you.
Taking Roman home
Roman: I didn't sign up for this, cousin. What gives?
Roman: Sorry, Niko. I don't feel like doing this just now.
Roman: I'm not really feeling the vibe right now, cousin.
Roman: Ummm, you didn't check this by me. I'm not in the mood, Niko.
Roman: Call me cousin, I'll see you soon.
Roman: I'll catch you round, NB. Call me if you want to hang out again.
Roman: Later, Niko. Give me a call sometime, okay?
Roman: See you later, NB. Give me a call, yes?
Roman: Thank you, cousin. We should hang out again soon.
Roman: That was fun NB. Hit me up if you want to hang out again soon.
Declining an activity
Roman: Alright, Niko. Maybe we do something when you have some free time.
Roman: Cool, cousin. Another time then. Call me.
Roman: Okay, man. We shall do something another time.
Roman: Sure, cousin. Call me when you have moment.
Canceling an activity
Roman: Alright, Niko. We shall do this another time. Later on.
Roman: Don't worry cousin, I have hot bitches that are begging me for my company, see you soon.
Roman: Okay, Niko. We shall rain check this for a different occasion.
Roman: That is cool, cousin. We do this on another occasion.
Roman declining an activity
Niko: Alright cousin, another time.
Niko: Okay, Roman, another time then.
Niko: Sure, Roman, we do this some other time.
Niko: We can make arrangement for another time.
Bowling
Niko calls
Niko: Want to go bowling?
Niko: Why don't we do some bowling?
Niko: How about we go bowling?
Niko: You want to hit the bowling alley?
Roman: Cousin, I am loving the bowling. Pick me up in next hour.
Roman: Haha, I love to watch the girls bend over and pick up balls, of course I will bowl with you. Pick me up in next hour.
Roman: Niko, this is a great American activity. We bowl together if you pick me up in next hour.
Roman: We bowl like two cousins in American sitcom. Pick me up in next hour.
Roman declines
Roman: Call me later, man. I have an important game to play.
Roman: Cousin, I cannot be bowling just now. Another time.
Roman: Niko, man, I'm online. I can't get away to bowl just now.
(Declining from recently bowling)
Roman: I can't do bowling again so soon. It will be cramping my style.
Roman: I cannot deal with bowling again right now. I hurt my back lifting the balls last time.
Roman: Niko, people is going to think we are kissing cousins if we go back to the bowling alley together so soon.
Roman: Niko, you junkie, we went bowling just recently. Maybe later.
Roman calls
Roman: Let's go bowling.
Roman: Want to go bowling?
Niko: Okay man, we go bowling. I come to get you in the next hour.
Niko: Sure, bowling sounds good. I will come to collect you in next hour.
Declining
Niko: Roman, I cannot bowl with you. I am doing other things now.
Niko: Sorry man, I got shit to do. Can't bowl with you right now.
Canceling
Niko: Roman, sorry but I cannot bowl with you anymore. Another time.
Niko: I am sorry, cousin, but I must cancel our bowling.
Dialogue
(Niko and Roman arrive at the bowling alley)
Roman: Bowling, Niko. This is a surprise. You know that I like to beat you tough. Let's do it.
Roman: Okay cousin, let's hit the alleys.
Roman: We're here Niko. Let's do some bowling.
(Niko wins)
Roman: Niko, good game. You are good at bowling and I'm good with the ladies. We both have skills.
Roman: Niko, you're pretty good. It's clearly those Bellic genes you've got. If we were a team we'd be unstoppable.
(Niko loses)
Roman: Do not worry about losing. At least you are better at stealing cars and shooting things.
Roman: Niko, how could you expect to beat someone as supremely skilled as me? It was foolish.
(Not finishing the game)
Roman: Maybe we will play a whole game the next time we bowl, cousin.
Roman: Next time let us finish the game, okay?
Darts
Niko calls
Niko: How about we throw some darts?
Niko: I was thinking we play some darts.
Niko: Want to go play darts?
Niko: Why don't we go play darts?
Roman: Great, I would like to play darts with my cousin. I wait for you one hour.
Roman: I have won a lot of money throwing darts before, pick me up in next hour.
Roman: I would like to do darts. Come get me in next hour.
Roman: Just like in Old Country, eh? Collect me in next hour and we play the darts.
Roman declines
Roman: I cannot play the dart now. I have to be online. Sorry man.
Roman: I am in no mood to play darts, I just lose real big. Later on, cousin.
Roman: Shit cousin, this is bad time. Shit is kicking with Mallorie. Maybe we do darts later.
Roman: Sorry cousin, you must find other dart buddy. Roman has an appointment with a lady.
(Declining from recently playing darts)
Roman: Cousin, I spend all my time playing darts with you. I will never bag no ladies. Another time.
Roman: Shit, Niko. I am not playing the dart with you again this soon. I need to be online.
Roman: Sorry man, I will not play the darts again this soon. Make other friend.
Canceling
Niko: Cousin, I am no longer able to do darts with you. Sorry.
Niko: Sorry, Roman. Something has come up. I cannot throw darts with you now.
Roman calls
Roman: Let's play darts.
Roman: Niko, I am thinking we should be playing some darts together. We have not done this in Liberty City yet.
Roman: We should play each other at darts.
Niko: Alright, man. Let's play darts. I pick you up in next hour.
Declining
Niko: No darts for me, cousin. I have other missiles to launch.
Niko: Sorry, cousin. I cannot play darts with you right now.
Dialogue
Roman: Get ready to watch a master at work. I am to darts what Perseus is to clothing.
Roman: I did not expect an opportunity to kick your ass at darts. How could I refuse?
Roman: Okay Niko, watch out for all the bullseyes I will be getting.
(Niko wins)
Roman: Do you see...do you see something in my eye. I am not seeing so good. Must be how you beat me.
Roman: Niko, congratulations. It is not often that someone beats me at darts.
(Niko loses)
Roman: I could have beaten you with my eyes closed, cousin. I'm sorry but I'm that much better.
Roman: Niko. You had lost before we even got here. Darts is about having the mental edge.
(Not finishing the game)
Roman: Niko, I like to finish my darts games. Maybe next time we do that.
Roman: You must be in a hurry, Niko. It does not take long to finish a game of darts with your cousin.
Drinking
Niko calls
Niko: How about we go drink some vodka.
Niko: How about we try to numb the pain with vodka?
Niko: You want to go for a drink?
Niko: You want to go drinking like we did in the old days?
Roman: Hopefully the booze will not make me lose my sight in one eye like that stuff back home. Get me in next hour.
Roman: I was thinking my liver was having an easy time. We drink together. Come get me in next hour.
Roman: Okay, man. Let's go drinking. Come get me in next hour.
Roman: Wine, women and my cousin, Niko. I could not say no. Pick me up in next hour.
Roman declines
Roman: Ah, Niko, I must please a lady later and will not be able to if I am drunk. You understand?
Roman: Cousin, I cannot trust myself to drink right now. I will lose much money online if I do.
Roman: Niko, I cannot drink with you just now. I have to keep clear head for the cards.
Roman: Sorry, cousin. I have hot date. No drinking for me.
(Declining from recently drinking)
Roman: I cannot do it again, my poor liver is still paining me.
Roman: Niko, you are bad influence on me. I can no drink with you again right now.
Roman: Sorry, cousin. Mallorie put a ban on me drinking after the last time.
Canceling
Niko: Cousin, our drunkenness will have to wait. Something has happened.
Niko: Sorry Roman, you may have to drink alone. I can no longer join you.
Roman calls
Roman: Cousin, we should go out together. Open a bottle of vodka and drink it all like we did in Old Country.
Niko: Okay man, we go drinking together. I pick you up in next hour.
Niko: We have a date, I am waiting for you.
Declining
Niko: Apologies, cousin, I can no drink with you now. I need to be in control.
Niko: I am sorry cousin, but I must keep my senses sharp at the moment.
Dialogue
(Comrade's bar)
Roman: Ahh, Comrades. We shall raise our glasses to the late Vlad while we're here.
Roman: Shit, I hope to God that Vlad isn't here.
Roman: Old Vlad's bar. We shall see if he can add our drinks to the rest of my debt.
Roman: Fucking Vlad. I cannot help but think of that scumbag in that place.
Roman: It is a shame we did not meet Vlad in there. I wanted to tell him what a good loanshark he is.
Roman: I like that place, now that Vlad is gone I can really appreciate the atmosphere.
(Drunk driving)
Niko: Driving in this state - not a good idea.
Niko: I can barely walk or think, let alone drive.
Niko: I don't feel so hot, I shouldn't get behind the wheel.
Niko: I'm not exactly sober, I better not be driving.
Niko: I'm not in position to make good decisions right now.
Niko: I'm wasted. Maybe I better not drive.
Niko: Oh boy, I definitely should be walking home.
Niko: You, if you drink and drive, Niko, you're a bloody idiot.
(Steinway Beer Garden)
Roman: Niko, this is just the place. I hear it is filled with girls with low self esteem.
Roman: We shall drink and remember the old days. I'll buy the first round. That's if I remember my wallet.
Conversations
Conversation One
Roman: You see the way that man was looking at me? Did you see him?
Niko: An ex-boyfriend?
Roman: Fuck you. Fuck you, Niko Bellic. He was looking at me like he wanted to fight. Like he thought I was nobody. I'm a somebody. So what if I moved here. Everyone except the Native Americans are immigrants to this country and even they were meant to have walked here from Russia when the sea was frozen over.
Niko: I didn't know that.
Roman: Stick with me, cousin, and you'll learn a lot. About games of chance, about hard work and opportunity, about pleasuring women - you'll learn a hell of a lot. What did that scumbag think he was staring at? I'm a continental lager, he's just a domestic brew. Tastes like fucking piss. Everyone loves an imported and classy beverage. If I knew where he lived I'd go there and seduce his wife.
Niko: She wouldn't be able to resist you, Roman.
Roman: Not many women can, not many can...
Conversation Two
Roman: I'm sober. I had a lot to drink, but I'm straight sober.
Niko: Sure.
Roman: I am... listen, man... I'm seeing funny. I think I got spiked.
Niko: What? What is spiked?
Roman: I think someone put something in my drink. Evil people do it to women they wish to take advantage of.
Niko: And which nice sailor in there do you think wanted to take advantage of you, pretty lady?
Roman: Firstly, I wasn't in the fucking merchant navy. And secondly, cousin and friend, fuck you. And thirdly, people also do it if they want to steal your kidneys or your liver.
Niko: Who would want your kidneys or liver? They must all be shot through by now.
Roman: Fuck you, I'm an alpha male. I'm at the top of the tree...
Niko: Like a fairy.
Roman: Not that tree... the tree of life.
Niko: Oh, that tree. Stop talking shit.
Conversation three
Roman: Did you see those titties in there? I could have covered them with butter and syrup and had them for breakfast.
Niko: What about Mallorie's titties? Don't you like them?
Roman: Have you been balling Mallorie, cousin? How could you? She's the love of my life. The woman of my dreams. My own cousin is thinking about her firm sweet titties. You make me sick cousin, sick to the bone.
Niko: You're drunk, Roman.
Roman: That is no excuse for giving it to Mallorie, Niko. Just because I might not be able to perform right now doesn't mean you should step into the ring for me. I'll be on fighting form again tomorrow morning.
Niko: Lucky Mallorie.
Roman: Since you have got to Liberty City I have shared everything with you, everything. But I won't share that, no I won't share that. I love you, Niko.
Niko: I know you do, Roman.
Conversation four
Roman: I'm drunk, cousin.
Niko: You don't say? As usual, one smell of the alehouse and Roman Bellic is about to vomit!
Roman: Piss off! I can hold the drink. I am a warrior. I am an animal. I am the beast. The beast.
Niko: If you say so.
Roman: A wild fucking animal. Ask any woman! Ask Mallorie!
Niko: I did - she said you were like a wild animal... like a wild pig.
Roman: Fuck you! You can't take me. I'm a maniac. I'm a beast. I eat! I sleep! I fuck! I drink!
Niko: You vomit, you cry, you read self help books. You are all man, Roman!
Conversation five
Roman: We need to get home, quick.
Niko: Are you throwing up, Roman?
Roman: I'll throw up on you if you give me any more lip, NB. No I need to place some bets. I'm feeling lucky.
Niko: You're lucky to be conscious you drunk so much.
Roman: I have a good feeling in my gut. There is money to be won, Niko. Wonderful dollars to collect from stupid chumps who can't pick a winner from loser, a bad hand from a good one.
Niko: If I was a betting man, Roman, which I'm not. I would bet against you in this state.
Roman: Always the pessimist, cousin. Always hating on me. You will see. You will see.
Niko: I'll see something.
Eating
Niko calls
Niko: Hey cousin, want to sit down with me and eat something?
Niko: How about we go eat something?
Niko: Want to go grab some food?
Niko: We should eat together like cousins?
Roman: Good idea cousin, we eat together. I wait for you for one hour.
Roman: I have a hunger, cousin. Come collect me in next hour.
Roman: This is a good thing for family to do. Collect me in next hour.
Roman: This will be a bonding experience. Get me in next hour.
Roman declines
Roman: I am not hungry, cousin. Mallorie has just fed me her pollo y arroz.
Roman: I have no hunger right now, cousin. Sorry.
Roman: Maybe another time, cousin. I must lose weight for the ladies.
Roman: Niko, I try to get rid of this double chin. I cannot eat right now.
(Declining from recently eating)
Roman: Niko, you are thin guy but you eat like fat man. I will not eat with you again so soon.
Roman: No cousin, I think I got a bit of sickness from our last meal. I must rest for now.
Roman: Sorry cousin, I am still full from last time. Maybe later.
Roman: We just eat, cousin. You are binging. I shall not join you in this.
Canceling
Niko: Cousin, you must dine alone. I can no longer join you.
Niko: Roman. I can't eat with you. This may help you lose some weight.
Roman calls
Roman: Cousin, we are family. We should be like family and eat together. How about it?
Roman: Niko, it's Roman. We should eat together.
Niko: Okay man, get ready. I will be with you in next hour.
Niko: Sure, Roman. We eat together. I come get you in next hour.
Declining
Niko: I don't want a full stomach for the stuff I have to do. Another time...
Niko: Sorry, man. I'm not hungry. Maybe another time.
Dialogue
(69th Street Diner, 60 Diner)
Roman: Ahh, is this where we eat, cousin? Let's do it.
Roman: Okay cousin, let's have a meal here.
Roman: I am no longer hungry, cousin. That was good.
Roman: That served it's purpose cousin, my stomach is full.
(Burger Shot)
Roman: Niko, I could suck a Bleeder Burger dry. This is my favorite.
Roman: Nothing hits the spot like a Burger Shot, cousin. My fifth chin is all thanks to these guys.
Roman: Those are the best burgers in Liberty City. I promise you this, cousin.
Roman: What amazing burgers, I feel another chin growing on my face. Do you see it?
(Cluckin' Bell)
Roman: Ok we can fill up with good American food. I'm in the mood for a hormone and chemical hit.
Roman: We can get a quick bite here, cousin. Let's go.
Roman: American fast-food. Just think we could have the exact same meal in the Old Country.
Roman: That was quick, Niko. You would almost think you didn't want to sit down and converse with your cousin.
(Mr. Fuk's Rice Box, Superstar Cafe, Pizza This)
Roman: Niko, you are treating your cousin right. This is very sweet of you.
Roman: It was a great restaurant but do not expect me to sleep with you now, cousin. I am not one of your girlfriends.
Pool
Niko calls
Niko: How about a game of pool?
Niko: Why don't we shoot some pool?
Niko: You wanna play some pool?
Niko: I did like to play some pool with you.
Roman: Two cousins playing pool, I like the sound of that. Pick me up in next hour.
Roman: Sure, let's go shoot some pool. Pick me up in the next hour.
Roman: You want to play pool with me, come pick me up in the next hour.
Roman: Okay man, pool it is. Collect me in next hour.
Roman declines
Roman: I don't like the pool so much right now. Maybe I play with you another time.
Roman: Niko, I have lost much money on pool recently. I can not play with you.
Roman: Sorry, man. I got other things to do. Maybe in a while.
(Declining from recently playing pool)
Roman: I can no play pool again so soon. Must spend time with Mallorie, cousin.
Roman: If I spend all my time playing pool with you, there will be no moments to hook up with drunk girls. Later maybe.
Roman: Niko, you have the pool bug, no? I, not so much. Maybe in a while.
Canceling
Niko: Cousin, you will be shooting pool alone today. Do not place bets, okay?
Niko: Sorry, Roman. I cannot play pool with you anymore. I have another plan.
Roman calls
Roman: Cousin, how about we play some pool? Remember how we used to hustle those American soldiers back home when the war started?
Niko: Is a good idea, cousin. We shall play pool. I pick you up in next hour.
Niko: Sure, cousin. We play some pool. I come get you in next hour.
Declining
Niko: I can not play the pool at this minute. Another time, cousin.
Niko: Sorry, cousin. I have no time to play pool right now.
Dialogue
Roman: Even without a warmup you will be no match for me on the pool table.
Roman: Niko, you rack 'em up and I'll knock 'em in. Let's go.
Roman: There is only one thing I'm better at than playing pool, Niko. And, as a man, you won't get to see me in action.
Roman: Niko, you are good with a pool cue. You can teach me about that while I teach you about women.
Roman: There are better things to do on a pool table than play pool. I could show you the things I'd do to a bored housewife on one.
Roman: I'm sorry for beating you cousin, but I'm the better player. That is it.
Roman: Niko, when will you learn? Your cousin is better than you at pool. You are no match.
Roman: Niko, I don't like to stop things half way through. Ask any lady, I always satisfy.
Roman: Niko. Were you afraid of playing out the game for fear that I would beat you? Do not be scared of defeat, cousin.
Show
Niko calls
Niko: How about we go to see something?
Niko: Let us go out to see something.
Niko: Want to go to a show?
Niko: You want to join me at the show?
Roman: Good call, Niko. We go to show together. Come collect me in next hour.
Roman: I like to see something. Collect me in next hour.
Roman: Sure, cousin. I would like that. Pick me up in next hour.
Roman: This is a good idea. I'd like to see a show with you, Niko. I wait for you for one hour.
Roman declines
Roman: Can't do it, Niko. Must meet Mallorie's cousins. Another time.
Roman: Can't see show, Niko. I lose much money and must win it back. Another time.
Roman: Niko, I cannot see nothing right now. I just enter online tournament.
Roman: Niko, I have hot date. Only thing I'm seeing is titties.
(Declining from recently seeing a show)
Roman: Niko. I just see show with you. Mallorie will start to get jealous.
Roman: Niko, we see all these shows so quickly, there will be nothing left to see. Later perhaps.
Roman: Niko, we will get bored of these shows if we keep going. Maybe in a while.
Canceling
Niko: Sorry, cousin. I cannot see the show with you no more. Hope that's cool.
Niko: Hey, Roman. You mind if we catch the show on another night? I have something else to do.
Roman calls
Roman: Cousin, you really want to experience America, you must see a show here. How about it?
Niko: Alright man? We go see something. I should be with you in no more than one hour.
Niko: Is good idea, Roman. I come to collect you in next hour.
Declining
Niko: Cousin, I am in no mood to be entertained. Another time will be better... perhaps.
Niko: Sorry, cousin. I have no time for shows.
Dialogue
(Perestroika)
Roman: This is a good idea. It will remind us how lucky we are to have gotten out of the Old Country.
Roman: Faustin's Club, eh? So this is where he hangs out when he's not shooting innocent men in their stomachs.
Roman: You are taking me to Perestroika. I hope that Mr. Faustin gives you an employee discount?
(Leaving early)
Roman: Niko, why you so impatient? We could have stayed until the end.
Roman: Niko, why you want to leave, cousin? We could have at least seen the end.
(After seeing a show)
Roman: Niko, that was fun. I was at a place belonging to Mikhail Faustin and I was not even shot.
Roman: That would have been even more fun if I hadn't been fearing for my life. Your Russian gangster friends are scary.
Roman: Those Russians are a strange group, no?
Roman: You see, aren't you pleased you are not in Old Country where that is all that is on.
(After Master and the Molotov)
Roman: You must have happy memories of your time here with the late Mr. Faustin. Isn't that right, cousin?
Roman: It is a shame that Mr. Faustin your Russian gangster friend, is dead. The place is going to pot.
Strip club
Niko calls
Niko: How about we check out some massive fake titties at a gentlemen's club?
Niko: I want to go to a titty bar, how about you join me?
Niko: You want to go see naked American girls with me?
Niko: You want to go to a strip club?
Roman: If I could only touch those girls, I would be in Heaven. Come get me in next hour.
Roman: There is nothing your cousin loves more than titty, come get me in next hour.
Roman: You are a good cousin, Niko. This is just what we should do. Collect me in next hour.
Roman: You know I will dream of titties for many nights after this? Come collect me in next hour.
Roman declines
Roman: I do not think I would be able to resist groping girls, Niko. Maybe when I am less horny.
Roman: Niko, I could cry. I have already said I see Mallorie. Next time.
Roman: Niko, you are like devil sitting on my shoulder. I must resist this time. Sorry.
Roman: Sorry, Niko. I cannot trust myself around these naked girls right now. Maybe another time.
(Declining from recently visiting a strip club)
Roman: Cousin, Mallorie will start to get suspicious if we keep going. Maybe in a while.
Roman: No can do it again, Niko. Mallorie shall kick my ass if she finds out.
Roman: These places make me too horny. I cannot go again so soon.
Canceling
Niko: Roman, I cannot go look at titties with you. I have to do something else.
Niko: Sorry, cousin. I cannot join you at the tittie bar. You can still go by yourself though.
Roman calls
Roman: Niko, it's your cousin. Let us go to a stripclub together.
Roman: Is about time I show you some fine American silicon filled titties. You want to come to strip club with me?
Niko: Sure man, I could do with going to strip club. I come get you in next hour.
Declining
Niko: I am too busy for the strippers. Another time, cousin.
Niko: Sorry, Roman. I have no time for these women.
Dialogue
Roman: Oh cousin, I salivate at the thought of all the naked flesh in there. Let's go.
Roman: Titties, titties, titties. Let me at them, cousin. Unleash me.
Roman: I worry for you, cousin. How could any red blooded male want to leave all those lovely titties so soon?
Roman: Niko, how could you want to leave so early. You haven't been hanging out at Hercules Nightclub or something have you?
Roman: Niko, I love that place. Is hard to believe but man cannot live on titties alone.
Roman: Niko, we have left now but those titties will inhabit my dreams for many nights to come.
Video games
- Cousin, I can't play no games with you just now. Sorry.
- Cousin, I cannot game with you the whole time. I go blind or something. Perhaps in a bit.
- Gaming, eh? Is a good idea but I would rather screw hot bitches. Sorry.
- Great, Niko. A gaming session with my cousin is just what I need. See you in the next hour, yes?
- Have you not got important people to kill, why you want to game so much? Maybe I play with you in a while.
- How about we play some video games?
- I cannot play video games now, Niko. Must concentrate on games where money can be won. Okay.
- I think we should do some gaming.
- I wait for an hour, cousin. I look forward to beating you on the video games.
- I'd like to game, you want to join me?
- Let's play some video games, man.
- Niko, I will gladly kick your ass at the gaming. Pick me up in next hour.
- Niko, Mallorie don't like it when I game so much. Maybe in a while.
- Niko, you want to play some video games? They are much better than ones you are used to back home.
- Okay man, we do some gaming. I come get you in next hour.
- Roman, you need to play a single player game. I can not hang out.
- Sure, we do gaming. I will come to get you in the next hour.
- You are obsessive at this gaming. Maybe I game with you in a bit.
- You want do some gaming?
Standing Roman up
Niko, what's going on? Why'd you stand me up? Drug dealing and killing more important than spending time with family? Rom
Abandoning Roman
Why did you leave me behind, Cuz? That's not cool. You cut out on me like I was a one night stand. Rom
Hospital
Roman: Cousin, I'm getting out of hospital. You couldn't pick me up could you?
Roman: Niko, I'm being discharged from the hospital. Would you mind picking me up?
Accepting
Niko: I can do that for my cousin, I shouldn't take longer than an hour to get there.
Niko: Sure Roman, I'll come and get you in the next hour.
Roman: Thanks, Niko. See you then.
Roman: You are a life saver, cousin. I'll see you soon.
Roman: Thank you for picking me up, cousin. Will you take me home?
Roman: You are a good cousin. Thank you for collecting me. I need to go home now.
Declining
Niko: I am sorry cousin, but I have no time. I'll see you soon though.
Niko: Sorry, Roman. I can't do it right now. Can't you get Mallorie to do it?
Roman: Alright then, I might get cab or something.
Roman: Okay cousin, if you have no time you have no time.
Car Service
(Phone call)
Roman: Niko, as you are my cousin I want you to use family business how you like. Any time you want cab, you call me.
Niko: Thank you, cousin. That could be very useful in this city.
(Calling for a cab)
Niko: Hey Roman, you couldn't send a cab for a cousin in need could you?
Niko: Roman, is your cousin. Any chance of getting a cab?
Niko: Roman, it's Niko. I need a cab.
Niko: Roman, my cousin, I'd really like a cab if you could send one to me.
Roman: Anything for you, NB. It should be there soon.
Roman: Wait right there, NB. I'm dispatching one now.
Roman: You are my cousin, Niko. How can I refuse? There is a cab on its way.
Roman: You need walk no longer. There's a cab coming to you.
(No cabs available)
Roman: Niko, I am sorry but nothing is available. You must call back another time.
Roman: Sorry cousin, but I don't have no cabs right now. You must call again later.