Blog This!.../Script

The following is a script of the mission Blog This!... in The Ballad of Gay Tony.

Script

Troy: Hey Luis, what's up, man?

Luis: Hey, what's up, Troy? Tony inside?

Troy: No, he's not here yet. Ah, did you talk to him?

Luis: Who?

Troy: Tony. About me.

Luis: What about you?

Troy: About me working here, man. I can't do it no more. I ain't queer and it's doing my head in.

Luis: Bro, you work for a guy whose nickname since 1985 is Gay Tony. Why do you give a fuck?

Troy: Because I want to be married, man. You know? I want to have a nice life. I want a picket fence in Alderney, I want to raise kids, play ball. You know, and look at me.

Luis: Bro, I don't know what to tell you, man. Dessie is the man at Maisonette, okay? This is the job we got for you. If you don't like it, fuck off, I guess. If you do, shut the fuck up and stop being a moron.

Troy: Don't be like that man. You know me. I'm an artist. I've got songs in me. Maybe if Tony could hear me sing, I'd be okay here.

(A clubgoer talking on the phone walks out)

Clubgoer: Helloooo? Yeah thanks, yeah it's me. Who is this?

Luis: You're the fucking doorman, bro, not the cabaret. What is wrong with you?

Troy: You're real tense, man, and you used to be cool.

Tony: Hey Troy... Hey, how's business? Luis, come on, let's go.

Troy: Pretty quiet.

Tony: Oh, fantastic. What is wrong with you people? Don't you know a good time when you see one? Jesus, when ever the queens don't want to get wrecked, you know this city has turned into a fucking suburb! Alright! Luis, get in the car. Gracie, sweetheart, in the back.

Troy: Tony, can I have a word?

Tony: No! No. Let's go.