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''(Luis arrives at the heliport)'' | |||
'''Tony''': Get in, Lou. Don't worry, I didn't forget about the vertigo, I got you a chute. | |||
'''Luis''': Okay, man. Whatever you say. | |||
''(Luis enters the helicopter)'' | |||
'''Tony''': I thought we'd start over the Statue of Happiness. Take us up. | |||
'''Tony''': Luis, meet our new friend, the Celebinator. | |||
'''Celebinator''': Pleased to make your acquaintance. | |||
'''Luis''': Yo. Do you got, like , a real name? Or do I got to call you the whatsit? | |||
'''Celebinator''': This is a guise I wear in public. I'd prefer it if you'd call me the Celebinator. | |||
'''Luis''': Okay. | |||
'''Celebinator''': It's a lovely helicopter you've got here, Tony. | |||
'''Tony''': I'd love to say this was mine, but I'm just borrowing it off a rich friend of mine, Mr. Yusuf Amir. He let us use it because it's such a special occasion. | |||
'''Celebinator''': This is a very grown up gesture of yours. I thought it'd be just tit for tat from here on in. | |||
'''Luis''': What you mean "tit for tat"? You just started insulting us on your website. We ain't done shit to you. | |||
'''Celebinator''': I'm not naive, Luis. The Derriere launch? Maisonette's fifth birthday? You left me off the list, it was a deliberate snub. | |||
'''Luis''': What are you talking about? We'd never even met you. | |||
'''Celebinator''': I was on the scene, Luis. Fuck it. I am the scene. Me! Moi! Leaving me off them lists, it was a declaration of war. So I fucking brought it. | |||
'''Luis''': You one deluded motherfucker, man. Having a website doesn't make you the scene. | |||
'''Tony''': Not now, Lou. We're trying to charm him. | |||
'''Celebinator''': So, it's time you asked what it's going to take to get me off your backs. | |||
'''Tony''': Excellent. Blackmail is a language I know only too well. | |||
'''Celebinator''': Your problem's that you think you're operating in a vacuum. The blogs are just as important a part of the ecosphere as the clubs. I write a blueprint that you should follow. The Celebinator creates taste. | |||
'''Tony''': Does he now? I'd never thought of it that way. | |||
'''Celebinator''': The stars, the designers, the club owners I make your jobs easier by telling you what to do. | |||
'''Tony''': It's a thankless task. | |||
''(Luis flies above Happiness Island)'' | |||
'''Tony''': Show our friend the sights, L. I'll take the controls. | |||
'''Celebinator''': You really don't have to show me anything. I've blogged every inch of this town. | |||
'''Luis''': You know what, I don't think you ever seen Liberty City like this. | |||
'''Celebinator''': What's he doing, Tony. Help. | |||
'''Celebinator''': This is a fucking scandal. | |||
'''Celebinator''': Shit. Fuckin' please. | |||
'''Tony''': Ask him what's gonna be in tomorrow's update? | |||
''(Luis begins to intimidate the Celebinator)'' | |||
'''Luis''': Who the big bad blogger now, huh? | |||
'''Luis''': You pig-ugly motherfucker. | |||
'''Luis''': Come back here. | |||
'''Luis''': Your blogs don't mean shit. | |||
'''Luis''': How you liking your tour, bitch? | |||
'''Luis''': Where's that influence now, bro? | |||
'''Luis''': I think you slipping. | |||
'''Luis''': You ain't so tough without your keyboard, are you? | |||
'''Luis''': You think we'd kiss your ass? You really are crazy. | |||
'''Luis''': I'm sorry. Did I just hurt you? | |||
'''Luis''': Bye, bye, birdie. | |||
''(Luis throws the Celebinator out of the helicopter)'' | |||
'''Tony''': Go get him, Lou. | |||
==Failing the mission== | ==Failing the mission== | ||
[[Category:TBOGT Scripts]] | [[Category:TBOGT Scripts]] |
Revision as of 18:35, 14 September 2014
Pre mission phone call
Luis: T, bro, what's happening?
Tony: I've organized that face-to-face with our good friend the Celebinator.
Luis: Oh shit. We gonna show him a good time?
Tony: Yeah. I thought we could persuade him that we're not such bad guys after all. He's meeting us at the Heliport on the West River - we're taking him out on a tour of the city.
Luis: I wouldn't miss this. See you there, T.
Script
(Luis arrives at the heliport)
Tony: Get in, Lou. Don't worry, I didn't forget about the vertigo, I got you a chute.
Luis: Okay, man. Whatever you say.
(Luis enters the helicopter)
Tony: I thought we'd start over the Statue of Happiness. Take us up.
Tony: Luis, meet our new friend, the Celebinator.
Celebinator: Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Luis: Yo. Do you got, like , a real name? Or do I got to call you the whatsit?
Celebinator: This is a guise I wear in public. I'd prefer it if you'd call me the Celebinator.
Luis: Okay.
Celebinator: It's a lovely helicopter you've got here, Tony.
Tony: I'd love to say this was mine, but I'm just borrowing it off a rich friend of mine, Mr. Yusuf Amir. He let us use it because it's such a special occasion.
Celebinator: This is a very grown up gesture of yours. I thought it'd be just tit for tat from here on in.
Luis: What you mean "tit for tat"? You just started insulting us on your website. We ain't done shit to you.
Celebinator: I'm not naive, Luis. The Derriere launch? Maisonette's fifth birthday? You left me off the list, it was a deliberate snub.
Luis: What are you talking about? We'd never even met you.
Celebinator: I was on the scene, Luis. Fuck it. I am the scene. Me! Moi! Leaving me off them lists, it was a declaration of war. So I fucking brought it.
Luis: You one deluded motherfucker, man. Having a website doesn't make you the scene.
Tony: Not now, Lou. We're trying to charm him.
Celebinator: So, it's time you asked what it's going to take to get me off your backs.
Tony: Excellent. Blackmail is a language I know only too well.
Celebinator: Your problem's that you think you're operating in a vacuum. The blogs are just as important a part of the ecosphere as the clubs. I write a blueprint that you should follow. The Celebinator creates taste.
Tony: Does he now? I'd never thought of it that way.
Celebinator: The stars, the designers, the club owners I make your jobs easier by telling you what to do.
Tony: It's a thankless task.
(Luis flies above Happiness Island)
Tony: Show our friend the sights, L. I'll take the controls.
Celebinator: You really don't have to show me anything. I've blogged every inch of this town.
Luis: You know what, I don't think you ever seen Liberty City like this.
Celebinator: What's he doing, Tony. Help.
Celebinator: This is a fucking scandal.
Celebinator: Shit. Fuckin' please.
Tony: Ask him what's gonna be in tomorrow's update?
(Luis begins to intimidate the Celebinator)
Luis: Who the big bad blogger now, huh?
Luis: You pig-ugly motherfucker.
Luis: Come back here.
Luis: Your blogs don't mean shit.
Luis: How you liking your tour, bitch?
Luis: Where's that influence now, bro?
Luis: I think you slipping.
Luis: You ain't so tough without your keyboard, are you?
Luis: You think we'd kiss your ass? You really are crazy.
Luis: I'm sorry. Did I just hurt you?
Luis: Bye, bye, birdie.
(Luis throws the Celebinator out of the helicopter)
Tony: Go get him, Lou.