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''' | '''www.autoeroticar.com''' is an online website in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]; the official website of the [[Auto Eroticar]] dealership. The site may be loosely based off of [http://www.auto-trader.com Auto-Trader.com]. The name of the website and the company it represents come from [[wp:autoerotica|autoerotica]], meaning to get sexual pleasure from one's self i.e masturbation. In keeping with this trend, the website uses many sexual innuendos and appears to appeal to the extremely vain of the the car buying public. | ||
The website is available through the homepage website [[Eyefind.info]], under | The website is available through the homepage website [[Eyefind.info|www.eyefind.info]], under "Autos". | ||
The website features a list of used automobiles, mostly luxury and exotic, with either prices or phone numbers underneath their pictures. However, none of these cars can actually be purchased by the player, and only one of the two phone number vehicles (the pink [[Feltzer]]) can actually be called, but not until a [[I'll Take Her...|certain mission]]. Contrary to many people's beliefs, [[Brucie Kibbutz]] is not affiliated with the AutoEroticar website | The website features a list of used automobiles, mostly luxury and exotic, with either prices or phone numbers underneath their pictures. However, none of these cars can actually be purchased by the player, and only one of the two phone number vehicles (the pink [[Feltzer]]) can actually be called, but not until a [[I'll Take Her...|certain mission]]. Contrary to many people's beliefs, [[Brucie Kibbutz]] is not affiliated with the AutoEroticar website, although he does have an advert there for [[Bruciesexecutivelifestyleautos.com|his website]]. | ||
According to the website | According to the website: | ||
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* | |AutoEroticar was set up in 2007 to cater to a very special market; people who are smart enough to realize the important connection between sexual drive and the car you drive. | ||
* | }}The theme of vanity is continued with a list of personal qualities of an AutoEroticar customer: | ||
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* | *You shave with the [[Excelsior]] Extreme 9 razor. | ||
* | *You consume only the most heart-palpitating energy drinks. | ||
*You don't trust anything that wasn't created today for the world of tomorrow because you're always in the driving seat. | |||
== | *Everything you do says 'sleep with me' and you know your car should be no different. | ||
The website has a total of | *We know that when your hand's on that stick, anything could happen - let's make it happen together. | ||
}} | |||
== Car profiles == | |||
The website has a total of seven cars for sale (although these cannot actually be bought by the player). They are as follows: | |||
*'''2004 [[Presidente]] 4.5L V10''' | *'''2004 [[Presidente]] 4.5L V10''' | ||