Celebrity in the GTA IV Era

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The Wave of Celebrity in the Grand Theft Auto IV Era is the term used to describe the sudden influx of celebrity and gossip media in the fictional Grand Theft Auto World.


Examples of Celebrities in GTA IV

Cloe Parker is a Paris Hilton-like heiress and world-famous celebutante socialite living in Liberty City and Alderney in 2008. She freqently receives attention from the media usually discussing her notorius exploits.


Samantha Muldoon is a Madonna-like celebrity pop singer who has over a dozen adopted children and was married to a billionaire hedge fund manager who later divorced.


Jill Von Crastenburg is a 13-year-old socialite and notorius Liberty City party girl who is also an heiress to the enormous Von Crastenburg Family fortune, who are one of the wealthiest dynasties in the world and are siad to own half of Algonquin.


January Natasha Vasquez is an Algonquin socialite and daughter of a millioniare drug lord, Alfonso Vasquez. She has an extremely low IQ, and is deathly afraid of elves and trees. She is most likely inspired by real-life celebrity Kim Kardashian.


Bruce Spade is a Vinewood leading man and world-famous movie-star who is a closeted homosexual. He is likley based on Bruce Willis and David Spade, two very famous actors.


Poppy Mitchell is a celebrity former child actress and a frequent Liberty City partygoer. She has had sexual relations with Luis Fernando Lopez.


Kerry Mclntosh is a 23 year old supermodel who is prone to meltdowns. She is probably based on Kate Moss.


Reason Being

The most obvious reason for the massive influx in celebrity media in 2008 GTA is the fact that real-life media has devoted itself to A-List celebrity gossip and as such created a enormous cult-like following.