Collector's Item/Script

Pre mission phone call

Johnny: Raymundo.

Ray: John John. Ashly sends her love, yeah. You've got to give that girl another chance, you know. You kids are perfect for each other.

Johnny: Thanks for the advice, Ray. I was thinking the same thing about you and a coffin. You got that diamond money?

Ray: You're gonna have to work for it, friend. Hope you don't mind sweating a little. Handover's happening at the Libertonian. Just make sure my man Nicky walks away with half the bread, buddy. Ciao.

Dialogue

(Johnny enters the Libertonian and walks past a mobster looking at a Triceratops exhibit)

Mobster: Don't touch nothing, you bum.

or:

Mobster: Shit. It's a motley crew we got here.

Mobster: Isaac and Mori are over there.

(Johnny walks past two mobsters)

Mobster: Nice tattoos. Your mommy do 'em for you?

or:

Mobster: Mr. Roth and Mr. Green have been waiting for ya, you mook.

Mobster: Fuck me, these two bums must have hit the jackpot.

(Johnny meets with Niko)

Johnny: Hey, alright man. How's it goin'?

Niko: Hey, good to see you again.

Johnny: Yeah likewise... uh, let's hope this goes a little better than before, yeah? Come on let's get inside.

Isaac: Gentlemen, gentlemen, pardon the precautions. You know how things are.

Niko: No problem.

Johnny: Let's do this.

Isaac: Okay, let's see the stuff, gentlemen. Mori, come over here.

Johnny: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Since we're having a little show and tell, let's see some money.

Isaac: Of course, no problem. There it is. Beautiful, huh? Unmarked bills! No history, no need to launder.

Johnny: Good. Niko - show him the show.

Isaac: Get in there Mori.

Mori : Isaac - look at them.

Isaac Roth: Gorgeous, huh? Like condensed money.

Mori: Isaac - these are great.

(Luis Lopez appears and shoots Mori)

Luis Lopez: Rest of you motherfuckers wanna die - do something stupid okay!

Jewish Mobster: Fuck you!

(The mobster attempts to fire his weapon but is shot. Johnny then takes the cash and runs as Luis shoots at the others.)

Johnny: Just get the shit man. C'mon!

(Johnny begins to fight the mobsters. If Johnny calls Terry for backup)

Johnny: Terry, man. I need you guys to get down to the Libertonian ASAP. Meet me at the North entrance.

Terry: Always does, man. I hate museums. Wait for us.

(Of if Clay is called)

Johnny: Clay, dude, can you and Terry get your asses to the Libertonian? I need some help. I'll see you at the North door, man.

Clay: You start touching them exhibits. Shit. We're coming.

(Johnny sees the amount of mobsters killed by Niko)

Johnny: Shit. You don't wanna get in that Slav's way.

or:

Johnny: This guy's a dangerous motherfucker.

Johnny: I wouldn't want this Niko Bellic coming for me. Guy is deranged.

(Johnny exits the Libertonian and fights off Ray's men)

Johnny: Ray tell you to jump me, did he?

or:

Johnny: Ray got a contract on me, does he?

Johnny: We worked hard for this cash, slick. It's Lost MC property.

Johnny: These bills ain't going back to Raymond.

Johnny: You're not getting the cash, you guido pricks.

(Some of them try to escape)

Johnny: Come back here, you chicken shit motherfuckers.

or:

Johnny: This party ain't over 'til I say it is.

Johnny: Where do you think you're going, you little pussies?

(Johnny chases them)

Johnny: All you guineas are two faced pricks.

Johnny: Once you start a job, you better finish it.

Johnny: You're not getting back to Ray, boys.

Johnny: I'm not letting you tell Ray I've got this money.

Johnny: I'm hunting you down, assholes.

Johnny: Come back here. Let's fucking talk about this.

(Johnny kills them and then calls Jim)

Jim: Brother Johnny.

Johnny: James. Where are you, man? I need to give you something.

Jim: Exeter on V. What's up?

Johnny: Wait there.

(Johnny takes the cash to Jim)

Jim: Hey. Whadda you got?

Johnny: I go all the money that diamonds can buy.

Jim: You mean all Ray's money?

Johnny: Fuck Ray, man. Fuck all of 'em here.

Jim: Yeah. Fuck 'em. I guess we're rich then.

Johnny: Hold on to it, brother.

Jim: You can bet your balls on it.

Post mission phone call

Ray: Okay Johnny. Nicky tells me you got away with the money. Bring it to me.

Johnny: Niko said that/ Dude, that's weird. Shit was kicking off. I don't know what happened to the money. I just wanted to get out with my life.

Ray: You better not be pulling nothing, Johnny. Or I'll start pulling your fucking teeth. You hear me?

Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your sense of humor in the face of an almighty fuck up. See you around.

Failing the mission

Niko injured

Ray: Hit me, Johnny.

Johnny: Yeah, that Niko guy. He's, uhh, in a better place.

Ray: Nicky? Fuck, I mean Nicky, I didn't like the guy. But, hell, they don't normally come that cheap. I'll be in touch.

Attacking Isaac's crew

Ray: Ah, John. How'd it go?

Johnny: We had a problem, Raymond. I didn't like the look of some of the muscle at the Libertonian. They reminded me too much of you.

Ray: Yeah? That's real cute. Taking people out is some kind of joke to you? You know I never thought I'd say this, I hope your phone is tapped you fucking imbecile. So long.

Angering Isaac's crew

Ray: Ah, Johnny boy. You got my cut?

Johnny: Shit. The money? I completely forgot. Got kind of distracted in the Libertonian and, umm, I think the deal's off.

Ray: Whoa. Surprise. You are a fuckin' ape. Who woulda guessed it. You didn't even need to open your mouth and shit got screwed. Pucchiacha.