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'''Goldberglignerandshyster.com''' is the website for the [[Goldberg, Ligner and Shyster]] law firm in [[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]] in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. This site tells you information about the law firm. On a mission for [[Francis McReary]], [[Niko Bellic]] has to send in his resume to get a job interview so he can kill a [[Tom Goldberg|lawyer]]. Surprisingly, even after the lawyer is killed, the website still shows his name and photo and doesn't mention his death.
'''Goldberglignerandshyster.com''' is the website for the [[Goldberg, Ligner and Shyster]] law firm in [[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]] in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. This site tells you information about the law firm. On a mission for [[Francis McReary]], [[Niko Bellic]] has to send in his resume to get a job interview so he can kill a [[Tom Goldberg|lawyer]]. Surprisingly, even after the lawyer is killed, the website still shows his name and photo and doesn't mention his death.
They discuss some of the famous companies they have sued:
*Betta Pharmaceuticals: Sued their CEO, [[Mark Eastman]], for a small accounting mistake in his post-college years.
*Pirate Music: In 2004, the law firm defended the parents of Nick Patterson, a young boy obsessed with [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Wagner Richard Wagner] operas who would go as far as to dress 13 hamsters in army uniforms to re-enact a war while playing a Wagner symphony. The lawyers lost the case against the company, but still stand by their values, including their dislike of "popular music - even if it was popular 100 years ago".
*[[Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts]]: Accused the Donut chain of deliberately fattening and weakening police forces in 2006, based on the stereotype that cops love donuts.
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Revision as of 23:57, 28 March 2010

Goldberglignerandshyster.com is the website for the Goldberg, Ligner and Shyster law firm in Liberty City in Grand Theft Auto IV. This site tells you information about the law firm. On a mission for Francis McReary, Niko Bellic has to send in his resume to get a job interview so he can kill a lawyer. Surprisingly, even after the lawyer is killed, the website still shows his name and photo and doesn't mention his death.

They discuss some of the famous companies they have sued:

  • Betta Pharmaceuticals: Sued their CEO, Mark Eastman, for a small accounting mistake in his post-college years.
  • Pirate Music: In 2004, the law firm defended the parents of Nick Patterson, a young boy obsessed with Richard Wagner operas who would go as far as to dress 13 hamsters in army uniforms to re-enact a war while playing a Wagner symphony. The lawyers lost the case against the company, but still stand by their values, including their dislike of "popular music - even if it was popular 100 years ago".
  • Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts: Accused the Donut chain of deliberately fattening and weakening police forces in 2006, based on the stereotype that cops love donuts.