Jeff Random Encounter 2/Script
The following is a script of the first encounter with Jeff in Grand Theft Auto IV.
Pre-mission phone call
Jeff: Hey, this is Jeff. Yeah, you remember, that happy go lucky guy? The one you told about his two-faced, cheating slut of a wife.
Niko: I just took some photos. But, yeah. How you doing now, anyway? You leave that bitch?
Jeff: You could say I cut some ties. Meet me at the garage off Silicon Street at the north east corner of Middle Park. I need your help.
Script
Jeff: Hey!
Niko: What's going on?
Jeff: Yeah... I got a bit of a problem. Bit of a big fucking problem.
Niko: What's going on?
Jeff: Yeah, Jeff really did it this time. Jeff went too far. Jeff's been a bad boy. A really bad boy.
Niko: What are you saying lunatic?
Jeff: Remember my wife Shirley? She had an accident... in the kitchen.
Niko: What kind of an accident?
Jeff: The kind of accident where you stab yourself fifty fucking times with a kitchen knife, you fucking whore. Fuck my friend will you? Huh? Well, who's laughing now? Bitch! Huh? Not you. You're fucking dead whore!
(Jeff pulls out a pistol and prepares to shoot his wife's corpse)
Niko: Hey, buddy! Whoa! Calm down!
Jeff: Hey! Fuck you!
Niko: Don't be an idiot. Now, what do you want me to do?
Jeff: Get rid of her and get rid of the car. Hey?
Niko: Okay, but it's going to cost you. Five grand.
Jeff: Sure. Whatever.
Niko: Give me the keys. Put the gun away.
Jeff: Yeah. Okay thanks. Oh, Jeff really messed up this time, didn't he? Oh.
Niko: Get out of here.
Jeff: Yeah... yeah...
Post mission phone call