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-'''Krapea''' is a major furniture manufacturer in [[GTA IV]]. It is a parody of Swedish manufacturer [[wikipedia:IKEA|IKEA]], and instead of manufacturing high quality furniture out of durable materials, Krapea manufactures low grade furniture out of poor materials, such as driftwood or brittle plastic. Krapea also names their furniture after what they claim are Swedish curse words, thinking Americans are too stupid to realize. Their website is [[krapea.com]]. Some of the products depicted on the website are the "Slapdash" inflatable dining table and the "Shoddi" bed. The Krapea logo can be found on some [[Steed]] trucks. The beginning of the name sounds phonetically like 'crap', as in the materials used are a pile of crap.
+[[File:Krapea-GTAIV-advert.png|left|120px]]
-[[Category:Businesses]]
+[[File:Krapea-GTAIV-TheTriangle-exterior.gif|thumb|300px|Krapea store in [[The Triangle]].]]
-[[Category:Companies]]
+'''Krapea''' is a major furniture manufacturer in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. It is a parody of Swedish manufacturer [[wikipedia:IKEA|IKEA]]. Similar to older IKEA stores, Krapea's stores feature a showroom and warehouse with a one-way layout and a cafeteria serving authentic Swedish cuisine. Krapea's logo resembles a three-legged stool, and their slogan is ''We fake it, you make it: afördable storage solutions''. The company employs a spokes-model named Astrid; she is featured within the FAQs section of their [[krapea.com|website]].
+The company's name is a portmanteau of 'crap' & 'IKEA'; Instead of manufacturing high quality furniture out of durable materials, Krapea manufactures low grade furniture out of poor materials, such as driftwood or brittle plastic. According to the FAQ section, their products are damaged, missing parts, or have parts that don't fit together. Krapea also names their furniture after what they claim are Swedish curse words, thinking Americans are too stupid to realize. Some of the products depicted on the website are the "Slapdash" inflatable dining table and the "Shoddi" bed. The Krapea logo can be found on some [[Steed]] trucks. A Krapea store can be seen on the corner of [[Frankfort Avenue]], and [[Hematite Street]], in the construction site.
+[[Category:Businesses in GTA IV]]
+[[Category:Businesses in GTA V]]
+[[Category:Businesses in Liberty City in GTA IV Era]]
 [[Category:Corporations]]