Mr and Mrs Bellic/Script
Pre mission phone calls
Roman: Niko, I'm getting married tomorrow. Can you believe it? Make sure you get lots of beauty sleep. You need to be at the church at 10am though.
Niko: Sure Roman, I'll see you at the church. I'm looking forward to it.
Roman: Niko, where are you? I'm at the church now! I'm getting married. This cannot happen without my best man.
Niko: Don't worry, Roman. I'm on my way.
Roman: Thank you, cousin. Remember to wear some nice clothes. I want you looking good for the happiest day of my life.
Dialogue (Deal)
Brucie: Alright, time to preen like a peacock.
Roman: Look at you in those fancy clothes, Niko. Trying to upstage the groom on his wedding day? Let's get me married.
(Everyone walks into the church)
Preacher: I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss the bride.
(Mallorie and Roman kiss)
Mallorie: Mwah!
Roman: Ah man, yes I did it!
Crowd: Wonderful, wonderful...
(Everyone walks outside)
Crowd: Yay! Yeah!
Niko: Congratulations cousin!
Mallorie: Mwah!
Roman: Alright! Yes... Thank you. Thank you all for coming! Yes! Okay!
(As everyone cheers, a man in a dark suit walks up behind Niko)
Assassin: Niko Bellic?
Niko: Yes?
Assassin: A gift form Dimitri Rascalov.
(The assassin puts a gun to Niko but he struggles with him, firing several shots off before eventually turning the gun on the hitman and killing him)
Bernie: Ah! Oh my God!
Mallorie: Ahhh! Roman... no!
Little Jacob: Bumbaclot.
(After seeing that a shot from the gun killed Roman, Niko shoots the gun into the corpse of the hitman and begins kicking it)
Little Jacob: Yo, yo, yo... Niko, Niko, Niko. Calm down man, calm down man. Easy, easy.
Niko: He told me to leave it. I left it!
Little Jacob: Niko, Niko, get up man, get up man, get up.
Niko: Ohh... oh, man!
Little Jacob: Gotta get you outta here now, police dem soon come. Don't worry, man, me find Dimitri me call you. Leave!
Niko: Okay.
Mallorie: No!
(Niko awakens to his alarm clock in his Bohan safehouse)
Roman: Roman. I'm so sorry, cousin.
(Niko then receives a text message from Little Jacob)
Rhaatid, Niko. Be strong, sight? I going to find this bumbaclot! You need fe get some hardcore weapons and ting while you waiting for me call. I ain't got my car or I'd bring them to you. Easy - LJ
Dialogue (Revenge)
(Niko calls Kate)
Niko: Hey, Kate. I took your advice. I cut my connections with that man.
Kate: I'm really proud of you, Niko. It must have been really hard to turn down the money and stick to your principles.
Niko: Well it was the right thing to do. Are you coming to Roman's wedding?
Kate: Can you pick me up and take me there? I'll be at my ma's.
Niko: See you soon.
(If Niko doesn't have a car)
Kate: Can you get us a car?
(If Niko picks up Kate while he is wearing anything besides a suit with smart shoes)
Kate: Oh, I didn't realize it was going to be such a casual service. Shall we go to the church?
(If Niko picks up Kate while he is wearing a suit and smart shoes)
Kate: Thanks for coming to get me. You're looking really nice. Shall we go to the church?
(Niko begins to drive to the church)
Kate: So?
Niko: So... what?
Kate: So... this is weird.
Niko: Why is this weird?
Kate: Because I'm going to the wedding of a couple I've never met with a man I barely know.
Niko: Okay, maybe it is weird, but maybe it isn't. I feel like I want to get to know you properly. I have tied up a lot of loose ends in this city recently. I feel like it's time to move on, start living my life right.
Kate: But you're a tough guy with a death wish. A thieving, murdering, drug dealing idiot. Do you just think you can just walk away from all that?
Niko: I can try.
Kate: Good luck, Niko. I really hope you can walk away. But, do you think the men you've dealt with will just let you leave and walk into the sunset?
Niko: They will have to.
Kate: I thought that when you do the work that you do, that people get their hooks into you. And then there's no way out.
Niko: I was good once, I was a normal kid who got sucked into a war he didn't believe and forced to watch his friends die. Forced to do things he did not want to do in order to survive. If I can get pulled into this world I can pull myself out. I have tried to make the right choices, to surround myself with good people rather than bad ones. Good people like you. That has to count for something.
Kate: Tell me, have these good people been hurt by what you've had to do? Has your cousin been caught up in your mad life?
Niko: Maybe you're right, Roman has been hurt. He has lost a lot because of me. Someone without his good naturedness and optimism would have been broken by what has happened to him. I am lucky that he is still happy to be part of my family. The one family I have in this city...
Kate: He might be your only family, but he's not the only one who cares about you, Niko.
Niko: Really?
Kate: Don't be stupid. I'm not coming to this wedding for the free nibbles. I'm coming because of you. Because... no matter how stupid I think this is, I'm willing to take a chance on you. Willing to take a chance on the possibility that you can walk away from the craziness. That there is a real human being under all that hardness. The rational half of me says get away from him - protect yourself. But the other half says he's good, he can be redeemed.
Niko: Well, which half are you going to listen to?
Kate: I'm Irish, Niko. We're a people known for strong whiskey, mystics and Catholicism. Rational blood doesn't flow through these veins.
Niko: You won't regret this, Kate. I'll look after you. I'll protect you.
(If Niko shows up in clothing besides a suit and smart shoes)
Roman: Niko, what are you doing? I told you to dress up. We will wait. Go and change, quickly.
Kate: I'll wait for you here, Niko. I'd like to get to know the groom.
Brucie: Alright, time to preen like a peacock.
Roman: Look at you in those fancy clothes, Niko. Trying to upstage the groom on his wedding day? Let's get me married.
(Everyone walks into the church)
Preacher: I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss the bride.
(Mallorie and Roman kiss)
Roman: Ah man, yes I did it!
Crowd: Wonderful, wonderful...
(Everyone walks outside)
Niko: Hey!
Crowd: Yeah!
Niko: Yeah! Congratulations cousin!
Mallorie: Thanks for coming!
Roman: Alright, yes, okay! Yes, we are married!
Mallorie: Niko.
(As the crowd celebrates, an angry Jimmy Pegorino emerges from a car and shoots in the hopes of hitting Niko)
Pegorino: You fucking double crossing immigrant shit!
(Pegorino leaves and Niko checks on Kate who has been hit by the gunfire)
Roman: Oh man, man... Niko... Niko, come on... Somebody call an ambulance! Call a fucking ambulance!
Niko: She'd dead!
Roman: What? Oh shit. Shit, shit!
Niko: She told me to leave it. I thought it had. I thought it was over!
Little Jacob: It's never over, iyah.
Roman: Niko, you can't blame yourself.
Niko: Of course I can! She's dead!
(Niko shoves Roman but Jacob intervenes)
Little Jacob: Easy, easy, easy... I your brother, man, easy. Calm down, man, calm down.
Roman: Niko, you have to get out of here.
Little Jacob: Yes, go on man go on. We have to leave man, just leave.
Roman: You have to go... Get out of here! Go!
Little Jacob: Go on, we take care of this, man. Leave!
Niko: Okay! Okay!
(Niko awakens to his alarm clock in his Bohan safehouse)
Niko: Damn, I was meant to protect her...