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[[File:PastorRichards-GTAVC.jpg|thumb|right|Pastor Richards]]
[[File:PastorRichards-GTAVC.jpg|thumb|right|Pastor Richards.]]
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'''Pastor Richards''' is a corrupt and wholly insane televangelist from Mars, Alabama, who promises salvation (in the form of a radiation-proof giant living space/effigy of Richards) to all those who pay him very large donations (he later reveals that he was actually planning on using the money to build himself a palace mansion in Hawaii) when a guest on Pressing Issues ([[VCPR]]). By the end of The segment, Pastor Richards snaps, and, disgusted by [[Barry Stark|Barry Stark's]] nudism, pulls a gun on Stark and shoots him in the genitals, while [[Jan Brown]] passes out. Barry survives and "is in need of a proctologist". Pastor Richards also ends up claiming the station as his own for a short while. Pastor Richards was also once invited to a boat party by [[Juan Cortez]], the only time he actually appears.
'''Pastor Richards''' is a corrupt and wholly insane televangelist from Mars, Alabama, who promises salvation (in the form of a radiation-proof giant living space/effigy of Richards) to all those who pay him very large donations (he later reveals that he was actually planning on using the money to build himself a palace mansion in Hawaii) when a guest on Pressing Issues ([[VCPR]]). By the end of The segment, Pastor Richards snaps, and, disgusted by [[Barry Stark|Barry Stark's]] nudism, pulls a gun on Stark and shoots him in the genitals, while [[Jan Brown]] passes out. Barry survives and "is in need of a proctologist". Pastor Richards also ends up claiming the station as his own for a short while. Pastor Richards was also once invited to a boat party by [[Juan Cortez]], the only time he actually appears.