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*Bottilala pingla!
*Bottilala pingla!


===Vendors (when mean)===
===Cluckin' Bell Male Clerk===
*Vètecho porro!
*Bottilala pingla!


==='''Holland Pedestrian'''===
====Normal====
*Yo, this your boy from Bohan, what's poppin'?
*Yo! Welcome to Cluckin' Bell! Can I getcha a bucket of chicken?
*Yo man! I take damn people over streets son!
*What the fuck you want?
*Pull back you wierdo!
*Get outta ma face son!
*Motherfucka!
*You better pull back before I fuck some butts!
*Fuck outta here man!
*YO, fuck!
*Pull back watch ya yo!
*Dats Russian ass daddy!
*Yo what you do here?
 
===Holland pedestrians (when attacking the player)===
*I'm gonna piss in ya mouth!
*Motherfucking damn son!
*You're motherfucking face is not gonna roll me!
*I'll drop you son! South Bohan style!


===Preacher===
===Burger Shot Male Clerk===
*Listen people! You ain't goin' to Hell, you're living in it!
*Are we truly living in a world of pain?
*Your all going to hell!
*You can let me punish you or live and wait for hellfire!


===British pedestrians===
====Normal====
*Watch it you berk!
*Welcome to Burger Shot motherfucker...!
*I'm gonna beat you arsehole!
*You got some iron stomach, dawg!
*Are you takin' the piss?
*Enjoy, motherfucker..!
 
===Bikers===
*Come on! Fight me!
*Pardon me fuckface!
*Fight me, my dick is getting hard!


===Russian pedestrians (when in traffic)===
==Civilians==
*Move or I'll fucking break something!
*I'll rip your heart out!
*There's always so much traffic in this fucking city!


===Brazilian pedestrians (when running into them)===
===All===
(Brazilian pedestrians sometimes mix english with portuguese)
*Vai pra casa do caralho! (Go to the dick's house!)
*Vai tomar no cú, porra! (Fuck you, goddamn!)
*Não enche meu saco não asshole! (Don't piss me off asshole!)
*Tá máluco?! Tá maluco?! (Are you crazy?! Are you crazy?!)
*You pick the wrong malandro to fuck with! (You pick the wrong homie to fuck with!)


===Drugged Brazilian pedestrians===
====When Witnessing An Event====
*I spend all my grana in crack. (I spend all my cash in crack.)
*They are not going to believe this shit!
*Do you know where i can find some grana? (Do you know where i can find some cash?)
 
===Pedestrians (when witnessing an explosion)===
*They are not going to believe'' this'' shit!
*Oh, Jesus!
*Oh, Jesus!
*Yo, that's freakin' insane, man!
*Yo, that's freakin' insane, man!
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*I'm never getting stoned again!
*I'm never getting stoned again!


 
====When In A Collision====
===Drivers (when in a collision) ===
*Fuck, fuck, fuck-fuck-fuck!
*Fuck, fuck, fuck-fuck-fuck!
*Give me my money now!
*Give me my money now!
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*What's happening? Like...what's happening?
*What's happening? Like...what's happening?
*What d'you think this is, bumper cars or something?
*What d'you think this is, bumper cars or something?
*This ain't no fuckin bumpa' cars motherfucker!
*D motherfucker, d-d, drive!
===Holland Pedestrian===
====In The Street====
*Yo, this your boy from Bohan, what's poppin'?
*Yo man! I take damn people over streets son!
*What the fuck you want?
*Pull back you wierdo!
*Get outta ma face son!
*Motherfucka!
*You better pull back before I fuck some butts!
*Fuck outta here man!
*YO, fuck!
*Pull back watch ya yo!
*Dats Russian ass daddy!
*Yo what you do here?


====When Attacking The Player====
*I'm gonna piss in ya mouth!
*Motherfucking damn son!
*You're motherfucking face is not gonna roll me!
*I'll drop you son! South Bohan style!


===Hobos===
===Bikers===
 
====In The Street====
*Come on! Fight me!
*Pardon me fuckface!
*Fight me, my dick is getting hard!
 
===Preacher===
 
====During Rant====
*Listen people! You ain't goin' to Hell, you're living in it!
*Are we truly living in a world of pain?
*You're all going to hell!
*You can let me punish you or live and wait for hellfire!
===British Pedestrians===
 
====In The Street====
*Watch it you berk!
*I'm gonna beat you arsehole!
*Are you takin' the piss?
 
===Russian Pedestrians===
 
====When In Traffic====
*Move or I'll fucking break something!
*I'll rip your heart out!
*There's always so much traffic in this fucking city!
 
===Brazilian Pedestrians===
 
====When Run Into====
-- (Portuguese mixed with english)
*Vai pra casa do caralho! (Go to the dick's house!)
*Vai tomar no teu cú, porra! (Fuck you, goddamn!)
*Não enche meu saco não asshole! (Don't piss me off asshole!) --
*Tá máluco?! Tá maluco?! (Are you crazy?! Are you crazy?!)
*Tá máluco meu irmão?! Vou te meter porrada amigo! (Are you crazy bro?! I'm gonna beat you up homie!)
*This is the best part of my day!
*I am in fucking charge right now!
*Vai vai meu irmão, get a fucking move on! (C'mon bro, get a fucking move on) --
*Caralho! (Dick!)
*Puta que pariu! (Holy Bitch!)
*Porra! (Goddamn!)
*What are you doing? Move it!
*Stay in the lixo, puto! (Stay in the trash, bitch!)
*Filho da puta! (Motherfucker)
*Vai se fuder! (Fuck you!)
 
*You pick the wrong malandro to fuck with! (You pick the wrong homie to fuck with!) --
 
====When Damaging Their Vehicles====
*Filho da puta! (Motherfucker!)
*No! I just fucking stole this fucking car!
*No! you're dead, asshole!
 
===Drugged Brazilian Pedestrians===
*I spend all my grana in crack. (I spend all my cash in crack.) --
*Do you know where i can find some grana? (Do you know where i can find some cash?) --
 
===Homeless===
 
====In the streets====
*Wanker!
*Wanker!
*Idiot!
*Idiot!
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*Too many gorillas!
*Too many gorillas!
*I don't have any bananas!
*I don't have any bananas!
*The cause is gonna strip you naked!
*This isn't pinball!
*Flick!
*Murder!
*More drama for yo' mama!
*More drama for yo' mama!
*Ghhmmp! That hurt.
*Ghhmmp! That hurt.
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*Cheesy vaginas!
*Cheesy vaginas!
*I just need one more fix.
*I just need one more fix.
*Fuck, where am I?
*This is the apocalypse!
*It's the Illuminati!
*Nothing in my teacup!
*Nothing in my coffee, nothing in my coffee!
*Too scary for words!
*I'll see you and the cause shall strip you naked.
*I see you and I shall see you nude.
*No more!
*I got nothing, I got nothing!
*The cause will skin you alive!
*There's no time for this.
*You got the wrong man!


==='''Hobo (attacking the player)'''===
===In a vehicle===
*That thing is collecting dust!
*You're growing molds up there.
*Hurry up, my chickens are pink.
*You're not making any friends with me!
*Slow wheels make for the devil!
*My dime, my car!
*Theres a stain on the dashboard.
 
===In a conversation===
*You need psychatric help.
*When they take your clothes, you can't even eat pancakes.
*Hey, my brother the cop, sometimes comes by with cookies!
*I've got errands to run. Goodbye until the next one time.
 
 
====During A Fight====
*You'll be nice and cool, soon!
*You'll be nice and cool, soon!
*Hoho! Asswiping time!
*Hoho! Asswiping time!
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*I'm gonna hang you up!
*I'm gonna hang you up!
*Well! Fuck all squared!
*Well! Fuck all squared!
*Hey! you fuckhead! You ready, eh?
*Hey lunkhead! You ready, eh?
*Yeah! I'm a pissnick!
*Yeah! I'm a pissnick!
*I'll eat you alive toadrag!
*I'll eat you alive toadrag!
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*It's time I stood up to you reptillians!
*It's time I stood up to you reptillians!
*You're gonna be laying my eggs!
*You're gonna be laying my eggs!
*I'll Da Nang you good!
*That ass of yours is too big!
*The cause will strip you naked!
*He'll keep coming back!
*It's bodycount time!
*Theres more stuff coming!


=== Police Chasing/Attacking the player===
===Girls===
====Normal====
*I'm bulemic, do you have anything greasy? (when speaking to vendor)
*Hey Schronda!
*Hey there!
====When bumped into====
*Did you just try to grab my ass?
*Eww, that guy just touched me!
*Say you're sorry!
*Watch where you're going, dillweed!
*Hey, I'm tweaking!
*Oh my God, that was so rude!
*Ugh, I hate tourists!
*You can't afford me!
====Under attack====
*I'm not a fighter!
*You can't hit me, I'm a girl!
*Leave me alone you fucking psycho!
*Go find another girl to hit!
*Help! Help! Heeellllp!
*Oh my God, I think he's trying to kill me!
*Tell me this isn't happening!
*Okay, fighting and fasting doesn't mix!
*Get away from me you ugly asshole!
*Somebody help, this guy's trying to hit me!
*Nooooo!
*I only let other girls hit me!
*You're insane!
*Please don't kill me!
*He's gonna shoot!
====When stealing their car====
*Please, I'm a model!
*Actually, you can have it, it's my boyfriend's!
 
==Gangs==
 
===Mafia===
 
====When In Firefights====
*Come on give me some cover.
*Take cover.
*Take some fucking cover
*Your a pain in the balls my friend.
*I got this Son of a Bitch.
*You want to go to war.
*Watch out this fucker is crazy.
*Take a look around we got you surrounded.
*I got this fucking Pollock.
*Get Down!
*Ain't no way out of this you fucking son of a bitch.
*I got you punk.
*Hey dipshit no where else to go.
*We got you surrounded asshole.
*Ready to die Bitch?
*I've had enough of you.
*Look around we got you surrounded Ahaha.
*There's no to go motherfucker.
*Your a pain in my ass.
*Take a look around buddy we got you.
*You asked for this.
*I live for this shit.
*Time to pay the piper.
 
====When in a near death state====
*Please don't kill me.
*Don't kill me man I got kids.
*I hurt my knee man.
*Why would a guy like you shoot me again.
 
===Russian Mafia===
 
====When in a firefight with the player====
*Hey asshole we got you!
*Hey man no place to go.
*Hey asshole your surrounded no where else to go.
*Now you give up because you are fucked.
*Gonna eat you alive!
*Let us end this like gentlemen yes?
*Yeah face me cowboy!
*They call this you are fucked.
*Goodbye to you.
*Die you fucking bastard!
*Take cover!
*This ends here.
*Head to Cover!
*Here I come you Whore.
*This one is for the old country.
*You are surrounded.
*I have them.
*Now is your time!
*Cover me you useless smucks!
*Eat hard Metal.
 
===Korean Mob===
*Look around your fucked now asshole!
*Try this on for size.
*There's no way out motherfucker!
*Take cover.
*Your making a big mistake.
*Its been fun but the party is over.
 
===North Holland Hustlers===
*Drop this fool.
*Take that motherfucker!
*I got a clean shot.
*Let's move in Fam.
*Damn son take cover.
*Got you now.
*Fuck this clown time to murk his ass.
*You finished gangsta its a wrap.
*Seize the day brothers lets russ him.
*It on and popping now.
*Play it safe take cover.
*Man don't be stupid take cover.
*Hommie down my nigga.
 
===Spanish Lords===
*Give me a smile motherfucker.
*I'ma show you who has cojones.
*I have a shot.
*You surrounded yo.
*Cabrone!
*Your mine amigo.
*HAHA we have you trapped.
*I'm doing you a favor you ugly bastard.
*Your surrounded mama huevo.
*Hey man over here pendejoe.
*Get down!Get down!
*This is the end of the line asshole.
*Let's waste this punk man.
*He's shooting! Hide! Hide!
*He's going down.
 
==Authority==
 
===LCPD===
 
====Neutral====
*Now stay out of trouble.
*Do you want me to arrest you?
*You know I love to beat civilians.
*I can picture you in a dark cell, what do ya' say?
====Stuck in Traffic====
*Hurry up, I just ate at Cluckin' Bell and need to get to a bathroom.
*Oh, a donut? Make it large.
 
====During Chase====
*Police car mic: Hey where are you going?!.....hello?!
*Police car mic: Stay where you are, LCPD!
*Police car mic: Don't make me come after you!
*Police car mic: LCPD, son! Don't you run, now!
*Police car mic: LCPD people, get off the street!
*Police car mic: You're trying my patience. Pull over.
*Police car mic: I'm that badass nigga' that yo' mamma' warned you about!
*Police car mic: I'm not fucking kidding, asshole!
*Police car mic: This is your final warning! Pull over.
*Police car mic: Pull over, or I'll be very mad.
*Police car mic: Get off the street everyone!
*Police car mic: Clear the streets!
*Police car mic: Pull over you maniac!
*Police car mic: Stop the car and turn the engine off!
*Police car mic: We've got you surrounded!
*This the LCPD! One move and you are a dead man, you hear?
*This the LCPD! One move and you are a dead man, you hear?
*I need permission to blow his head off!
*I need permission to blow his head off!
*Police car mic: Stay where you are, LCPD!
*I have confirmation on chicken shit.
*I have confirmation on chicken shit.
*Hello, uh... LPCD! Right?
*Hello, uh... LPCD! Right?
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*One squeeze, and you're wearing your balls for earrings.
*One squeeze, and you're wearing your balls for earrings.
*Guess who's gonna get shot in the face?
*Guess who's gonna get shot in the face?
*Police car mic: LCPD, son! Don't you run, now!
*Fuck! You're gonna make me run, aren't you?
*Fuck! You're gonna make me run, aren't you?
*That's right, son! You gettin' dropped!
*That's right, son! You gettin' dropped!
*Police car mic: Don't make me come after you!
*I will pursue on foot!
*I will pursue on foot!
*Pursuing on foot!
*Pursuing on foot!
*Suspect fleeing on foot!
*I have a visual on the asshole.
*I have a visual on the asshole.
*Everyone hit the deck!
*Everyone hit the deck!
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*I smell the stink of guilt.
*I smell the stink of guilt.
*Would you come the hell back!?
*Would you come the hell back!?
*Hey where are you going?!.....hello?!
*This ends now!
*This ends now!
*Everyone get down and stay down until I say it's okay to get up.
*Everyone get down and stay down until I say it's okay to get up.
*Charge!
*Charge!
*I'll shit in your mouth
*I'll shit in your mouth
*LCPD people, get off the street!
*Get of the street everyone!
*Get out of the car now!
*Get out of the car now!
*You can run, but you can't hide!
*You can run, but you can't hide!
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*Cover my ass!
*Cover my ass!
*You're dead, fucko!
*You're dead, fucko!
*Everyone eat dirt!
*Requesting NOOSE Team! (4+ Wanted)
*Requesting NOOSE Team! (4+ Wanted)
*Requesting NOOSE Team, now! (4+ Wanted)
*Requesting NOOSE Team, now! (4+ Wanted)
*Call the NOOSE! (4+ Wanted)
*Call the NOOSE! (4+ Wanted)
*Everyone eat dirt!
*Cover my ass!


===Police (when arresting the player or NPC)===
====During Arrest====
*You know carrying a weapon in this town, is a felony!
*You know carrying a weapon in this town, is a felony!
*What are these, stolen credit cards huh?
*What are these, stolen credit cards huh?
*That's another to add to the list of your crimes!
*That's another to add to the list of your crimes!


===Burger Shot male clerk===
====Near death state====
*Welcome to Burger Shot motherfucker...!
*I'm gonna be OK! I'm gonna be OK!
*You got some iron stomach, dawg!
*Officer down! Officer down!
*Enjoy, motherfucker..!
*Call the paramedics! I've been shot!
*Please tell my wife I love her.
*I don't wanna die!
 
==NOOSE==
====When fighting player====
*I need everyone to get down and stay down until I say it's okay to move.
*Put your hands in the air.
*I got you you Son of a bitch.
*Alright everyone try to remain calm.
*Everybody take cover.
*Please evacuate the area quick.
*Get down.
*You are not safe here.
*Everybody get down and stay calm.
 
====When downed by player====
*Call 911 I'm bleeding out here.
*Help me somebody help me.
*I'm bleeding out here call 911 and get help fast.
*I need help call for backup.
*I've been shot please call an Ambulance.


===Cluckin' Bell male clerk===
==Perseus Guard==
*Yo! Welcome to Cluckin' Bell! Can I getcha a bucket of chicken?


===Perseus guard===
====Normal====
*I know you just were a problem.
*I know you just were a problem.
*Aha! Just like jail!
*Aha! Just like jail!
*Goddamn bang!
*Goddamn bang!
*Im gonna lay you out!
*I'm gonna lay you out!
*Fuck outta here.
*Fuck outta here.
*Oh shit!
*Oh shit!
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*Yo, put that shit away, yo!
*Yo, put that shit away, yo!
*Use it, or drop that shit!
*Use it, or drop that shit!
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