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{{toc}}===Ammunation Clerk===
{{toc}}===AmmuNation Clerk===
{{AudioTranscript| odyM3THMXvk |
{{AudioTranscript| odyM3THMXvk |
*Everything a patriot could want!
*Everything a patriot could want!
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*Damn, fool!
*Damn, fool!
*Ah, look out.
*Ah, look out.
*Watch where you're goin', moron!
*Watch where you're goin', moron!
*Excuse me.
*Excuse me.
===Carl Johnson===
===Carl Johnson===
{{AudioTranscript| hLgatPkIgHg |
====Being Arrested====
====Being Arrested====
*Come on, do I look like gangster? I’m a businessman!
*Come on, do I look like gangster? I’m a businessman!
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*Ain't that a surprise, I've got a gun!
*Ain't that a surprise, I've got a gun!
*Welcome to San Andreas, fool!
*Welcome to San Andreas, fool!
*Hey, what's cracking now?
*Oh shit, I got a gat.
*What's poppin' now?
*You want to get ventilated, huh?
*You want some lead in you?
*Oh yeah? That's right, I'm just a mark!
*I'm packing heat, fool!
*G's up, fool!
*What was you saying?
====Running away from the police====
====Running away from the police====
*I AIN'T NO BITCH OFFICER!
*I AIN'T NO BITCH OFFICER!
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*Fat man needs your car (when he's fat)
*Fat man needs your car (when he's fat)
*I'm too fat to be walking anymore bitch! (when he's fat)
*I'm too fat to be walking anymore bitch! (when he's fat)
*Caught slipping again!
*Hey, get out the car gangster.
*Heroes get popped, move!
*Blame society man!
*Get out the vehicle!
*Come on, get outta there!
*You've been slipping again, huh?
*Let's move on.
*Go on fool, out!
*Don't make me shoot you homie!
=====Stealing A Bike=====
=====Stealing A Bike=====
*Gimme that fucking bike!
*Gimme that fucking bike!
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*I'm having this bike!
*I'm having this bike!
*GET yo' ass off.
*GET yo' ass off.
*I need to borrow this bike bitch!


====Crashing Into Another Vehicle====
====Crashing Into Another Vehicle====
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*My car!
*My car!
*What kind of license you got? Fishing license?
*What kind of license you got? Fishing license?
*Whats your poison:grin or gin?
*Whats your poison: grin or gin?
*Ah, for fuck's sake!
*Ah, for fuck's sake!
*My car!! My fucking car!!
*My car!! My fucking car!!
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*You a comedian asshole?!
*You a comedian asshole?!
*Now that ain't exactly funny!
*Now that ain't exactly funny!
*You have to apologise before I get out and hit you!
*You have to apologize before I get out and hit you!
*You think that's funny?
*You think that's funny?


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*Come on! Punch!
*Come on! Punch!
*This gonna be easy bitch!
*This gonna be easy bitch!
*Oh you real hard huh?
*Oh, you real hard huh?
*I warn you, I don't give a fuck!
*I warn you, I don't give a fuck!
*You got scraps huh?
*You got scraps huh?
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*(when he's robust) I ain't called Mr. Muscle for nothin'.
*(when he's robust) I ain't called Mr. Muscle for nothin'.
*(when he's robust) I'm big and fast.
*(when he's robust) I'm big and fast.
*(when he's robust) Who you callin' a bendico.
*(when he's robust) Who you callin' a bendico?
*(when he's robust) You got a problem with Mr. Muscle Man, huh!
*(when he's robust) You got a problem with Mr. Muscle Man, huh!
*(when he's robust) I ain't takin' this shit fool!
*(when he's robust) I ain't takin' this shit fool!
*(when he's robust) I got muscle on my side.
*(when he's robust) I got muscle on my side.
*(when he's robust) Yo ass is a waste of time, fool!
*(when he's robust) Yo ass is a waste of time, fool!
*I'm rich and fucking crazy (when he's rich)
*I'm rich and fucking crazy! (when he's rich)
*Come on, fool, run away.
*Come on, fool, run away.
*Nobody punches CJ!
*Nobody punches CJ!
 
*You think you can take me on, you punk?
*Give up, homeboy.
*Let's do it, come on!
*Oh, you think your hard?
*I'm your worst nightmare fool, so give up.
*You calling CJ a bitch?
*You in a whole lot of trouble tough guy.
*Go on, run away homie.
*Let's go bitch.
*Trust me, I don't give a shit.
*Hit me then, homeboy.
*Let's do it, come on.
*It's on now!
*I'm about to lose my temper!
====Killing Pedestrians====
====Killing Pedestrians====
*Welcome to America!
*Welcome to America!
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*Bang, bang, bang!
*Bang, bang, bang!
*Asshole!
*Asshole!
*You should of stayed at home.
*You tricks!
*Punk ass bitches!
*You mark!
*G.S.F. for life!
====Picking Up Money====
====Picking Up Money====
*Guess you won't be needing this now
*Guess you won't be needing this now.
*(when he's fat) This should help keep my belly full.
*(when he's fat) This should help keep my belly full.
*(when he's fat) Lunch money.
*(when he's fat) Lunch money.
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*Send 'em ducats over here!
*Send 'em ducats over here!
*With a mean bastard like you''' '''around here, crime really don't pay.
*With a mean bastard like you''' '''around here, crime really don't pay.
*Hey, gimme that paper!
*You don't need it no more, huh?


====When the police are crashing into him====
====When the police are crashing into him====
*I'm not laughing, cop asshole!
*I'm not laughing, cop asshole!
*You're fucking me off!
*You're fucking me off!
====Complimenting a NPC after they praised his apparel====
====Complimenting an NPC after they praised his apparel====
*These clothes? Yeah, they're tight.
*These clothes? Yeah, they're tight.
*Just some old kicks baby.
*Straight. Good looking.
*Fo' sho, thanks.
*Yeah, they gangster ain't they?
*This how Grove street kick it.
*Thanks gangster.
*Alright. Straight gangster. Know what I'm saying?
*My G'ed up apparel? Yeah, straight.
*Whatch you expect, huh?
====Complimenting an NPC after they praised his tattoo's====
*That's why I had them hit up on me.
*Pure gangster, homie.
*They just tat's fool. But I got the heart to back them up.
*Yeah pretty gangster ain't they.
*Yeah i hear you, cool.
====Complimenting an NPC after they praised his haircut====
*The fade? It's straight gangster.
*This cut? Awe thanks.
*Awe, thanks G.
*Yeah, good lookin'.
====Complimenting an NPC after they praised his muscles====
*Thanks, I've been lifting a lot of weights.
*Yeah, I've been lifting a lot, you know.
*Yeah. Cool. Fo' sho. Thank you.
*Awe, thanks.
*Straight.
====Complimenting an NPC after they praised his hygiene====
*Yeah, I've just takin' up washing, G.
====Negative remark to an NPC after they've criticized his tattoo's====
*Why don't you shut your bitch mouth, punk!
*Yeah, and you just a punk ass bitch.
*Well why don't you go and join the line to bang your mama!
====Accepting a prostitute visit====
====Accepting a prostitute visit====
*Moms, I'm so sorry about this.
*Moms, I'm so sorry about this.
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*C'mon, Grove Street 4 Life dawg.
*C'mon, Grove Street 4 Life dawg.
*Dude you ain't no Balla or no buster.
*Dude you ain't no Balla or no buster.
====Losing at the casino====
*Fuck you and your casino!


====Singing====
====Singing====
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*Rollercoaster...!
*Rollercoaster...!
*Ain't nuttin but a G thang, bab-ay....
*Ain't nuttin but a G thang, bab-ay....
*Two loc'ed out nigga's going crazy....
*Move your body, move your body....
*Take your time and let me love you good....
}}


===Well Stacked Company Clerk===
===Well Stacked Company Clerk===
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*Shit cock bastard head!
*Shit cock bastard head!
*Smell my fingers!
*Smell my fingers!
*I studied Martial Arts in Kathmandu!
*You fucking shitface!
*You fucking shitface!
*Aeyyy!
*Aeyyy!
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*Dumb bastard!
*Dumb bastard!
*You shit!
*You shit!
*I'll get you!
*Take this, you dick!
*You want some of this?
*I studied martial arts in Kathmandu!


===Croupier===
===Croupier===
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*Hey, stop, or we will kill you!
*Hey, stop, or we will kill you!
*We’ve got a clear sighting on our suspect!
*We’ve got a clear sighting on our suspect!
*'''Pilot:''' (says something not to make out)
*'''Pilot:''' You can stop running now, suspect!
*'''Co-Pilot:''' Oh, you’re so really butch!
*'''Co-Pilot:''' Oh, you’re so really butch!
*'''Pilot: '''Man, stop photographing those women and shoot the bastard!.
*'''Pilot: '''Man, stop photographing those women and shoot the bastard!.
*'''Co-Pilot: '''Hey, shut up!
*'''Co-Pilot: '''Hey, shut up!
*I'm gonna kill this guy! Make sure it's the right guy this time!
}}
}}


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*Tell me about your childhood.
*Tell me about your childhood.
*You're going down.
*You're going down.
====Las Venturas Police====
====Las Venturas Police====
{{AudioTranscript| g1_Wbxv4J-o |
*Kicking names and taking ass! Oh wait.
*Kicking names and taking ass! Oh wait.
*If I die, tell my wife she's a bitch!
*If I die, tell my wife she's a bitch!
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*Let's make this a D.R.T: dead right there!
*Let's make this a D.R.T: dead right there!
*Let's go boys!
*Let's go boys!
}}
{{YoutubeAudio|WQvEQAOOgls}}


====S.W.A.T====
====S.W.A.T====
{{AudioTranscript| wRAgVkh_b8w |
*I'm gonna take you out asshole!!
*I'm gonna take you out asshole!!
*You're gonna die!!!
*You're gonna die!!!
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*Target spotted: Get down here boys!
*Target spotted: Get down here boys!
*Get your weapons down before this gets worse!
*Get your weapons down before this gets worse!
}}


===San Fierro Triads===
===San Fierro Triads===
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*What the...
*What the...
*You better not do that again.
*You better not do that again.
*You like hospitals? You must like hospitals.
*Man, you crazy?
*Man, you crazy?
*Watch out!
*Watch out!
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*Man, you're asking for trouble with that outfit.
*Man, you're asking for trouble with that outfit.
*I wouldn't walk around looking like that man.
*I wouldn't walk around looking like that man.
*You better look out for the fashion popos.
*You better look out for the fashion popos.
*Another working pillow for the hood.
*Another working pillow for the hood.
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*Shit! No! Damn! My bike!
*Shit! No! Damn! My bike!
*You better run now!
*You better run now!
*Polo lou Kama (Your father's balls), I'm gonna kick your ass for this!
*Polo lou Kama (Your father's balls), I'm gonna kick your ass for this!
*Man, you're dead.
*Man, you're dead.
*How are you going to pay for my car?!
*How are you going to pay for my car?!
*Now you going to have to pay for my car!
*Now you going to have to pay for my car!
*Kae! (Shit!) Komo! (Asshole!) Ufa! (Fuck you!) You're dead!
*Kae! (Shit!) Komo! (Asshole!) Ufa! (Fuck you!) You're dead!
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*Damn! Oh shit!
*Damn! Oh shit!
*Man, hook me up with a bag. Make it two bags, I'm under a lot of stress.
*Man, hook me up with a bag. Make it two bags, I'm under a lot of stress.
*Holy moly, you're dead, komo (asshole!)!
*You ain't got a chance!
*You trying to check me on, pukio (asshole?)?
*Game over, pukio! (asshole!)
*Man, this is your funeral, pukio! (asshole!)
*You like hospitals? You must like hospitals!


===Purple 31 pedestrian===
===Purple 31 pedestrian===
{{AudioTranscript| GQVXLMb18-k |
*Fool are you on ''sherms?''
*Fool are you on ''sherms?''
*You bitch-made busta!
*You bitch-made busta!
*You about to get beat by a bitch!
*I mess with girls ''and ''guys, so?
*I mess with girls ''and ''guys, so?
*I''m about to start trippin'!''
*I''m about to start trippin'!''
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*Well he ''say ''he's taking me to Ventura.
*Well he ''say ''he's taking me to Ventura.
*You up in here smell bangin'.
*You up in here smell bangin'.
*Get 'em up you perpetrator!
*Jackin' bitches, that's yo M.O.?!
*Jackin' bitches, that's yo M.O.?!
*I'm startin' to feel a little faded.
*I'm startin' to feel a little faded.
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*Tryin' to fill a bitch up?!
*Tryin' to fill a bitch up?!
*Man that's just triffling!
*Man that's just triffling!
*'Gon bail in a wheelchair when I'm done!
*Don't hold back me though, loc!
*I done KO Meteor Man! (?)
*I'm down for my hood!
*You 'bout to get beat by a bitch!
*Think a female can't squab, loc?
*Get 'em up, you perpetrator!
*Let's scrap, you old busta!
}}
===Countryside redneck===
===Countryside redneck===
*Wow son, you're a big boy.
*Wow son, you're a big boy.
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*Ya hit my car! What did you do that for?!
*Ya hit my car! What did you do that for?!
*Oh yeah! You're real funny kid!
*Oh yeah! You're real funny kid!
*My mama taught me how to fight!
*Go screw your own pigs! You ain't having her!
*Go screw your own pigs! You ain't having her!
*Get away from my home!
*Get away from my home!
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*Move it, numbnuts!
*Move it, numbnuts!
*Move!
*Move!
*Move your ass!
*Move your ass!
*Come on move!
*Come on move!
*Open ''your eyes, ''boy!
*Open ''your eyes, ''boy!
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*You ain't robbin' me piggy!
*You ain't robbin' me piggy!
*Oh yeah?!
*Oh yeah?!
*I cannot wait a minute!
*Have you liked pink pigs?
*Have you liked pink pigs?
*Have you shot a dog?
*Have you shot a dog?
*I have a fat hog.
*I have a fat hog.
*What's money? Is that a gun? It's useless.
*What's money? Is that a gun? It's useless.
*Woah, hey!
*Watch it!
*You're mine, piggy!
*I cannot wait a minute!
*My mama showed me how to fight!
*I'm gonna make you real sorry!
*You're gonna regret the day you came here!
===Countryside Hillbilly 2===
*Two black eyes coming right up!
*All right, put 'em up!
*You picked the wrong old-timer boy!
*No problem!
*Easy now!
*You had this coming!
*My fault!
*Well excuse me!
*Hey!
*You got a problem buddy?
*Don't mind me!


===Mexican sex pedestrian===
===Mexican sex pedestrian===
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*You got big bolas! Keep the change!
*You got big bolas! Keep the change!
*You like young girls too?!
*You like young girls too?!
*You think you got the huevos (balls) for me?
*You ready, joto? (faggot?)
*You want some of me, maricon? (faggot?)
*Mariposa! (Faggot!)
*Aqui estoy (I'm here), shit muncher!
*You gonna die now, pendejo! (punk!)
*Time's up, amorcita! (faggot!)
*You're going down, joto! (faggot!)
*I'm gonna fill you up!


==="Mr Trenchcoat"===
==="Mr Trenchcoat"===
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===Kifflom backpacker===
===Kifflom backpacker===
{{AudioTranscript| 9UZfJ5QcwO8 |
*Kifflom, brother uncle!
*Kifflom, brother uncle!
*Are you looking for spiritual answers?
*Are you looking for spiritual answers?
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*I love the sexual side of Epsilonism!
*I love the sexual side of Epsilonism!
*Epsilonism doesn't allow this!!
*Epsilonism doesn't allow this!!
}}


===Refined pedestrian===
===Refined pedestrian===
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*Poor swine!
*Poor swine!
*Your finest narcotics please.
*Your finest narcotics please.
*Violence is a last resort. You have provoked me into action!
*That's the way the cookie crumbles!
*That's the way the cookie crumbles!
*If you excuse me: I must ask for my vehicle back!
*If you excuse me: I must ask for my vehicle back!
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*You've killed the poor person!
*You've killed the poor person!
*My solicitor has been informed! I shall alert the authorities!
*My solicitor has been informed! I shall alert the authorities!
*Violence is a last resort.
*You have forced me into action!
*Regrettable, but necessary.
*Reason, obviously won't work here.
*There's only one way to solve this.
*I am prepared to fillet you!
*You have forfeited the rules of fair play.
*I can scrap!


===Dread gangster===
===Dread gangster===
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*Get this thing rolling man! Step on it!
*Get this thing rolling man! Step on it!
*You're making enemies with this thing man!
*You're making enemies with this thing man!
===Black drug dealer===
===Black drug dealer===
*I gotta call my lawyer!
*I gotta call my lawyer!
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===DJ pedestrian===
===DJ pedestrian===
{{AudioTranscript| XI1_LQpV7JI |
*Everyone is tryin' to rip me off.
*Everyone is tryin' to rip me off.
*Come on man!
*Come on man!
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*Oh no! My house! I mean my car!
*Oh no! My house! I mean my car!
*Be careful, this car is also my home.
*Be careful, this car is also my home.
*Gon' get my music over my dead body! (?)
*Nobody tries to steal ''my'' music!
*Oh, you wanna die? Sure!
*My fists are as strong as my beats!
*You want beats? I give you beats!
*Yeah, you got one foot in the grave already!
*Give it up, shithead!
*
}}
===Caucasian drug dealer===
===Caucasian drug dealer===
*Excuse moi, asshole!
*Excuse moi, asshole!
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*I can't believe this shit!!
*I can't believe this shit!!
*I want my lawyer!
*I want my lawyer!
===Ex-convict thug===
===Ex-convict thug===
{{AudioTranscript | 6Lj5C7plSR4 |
{{AudioTranscript | 6Lj5C7plSR4 |
*Why you touchin' my beer?
*Why you touchin' my beer?
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*Another 187 haha!
*Another 187 haha!
*This murder put me in the mood!
*This murder put me in the mood!
It's on now, lil' man!
I love squabblin'!
It's lights out for you, chump!
I'ma make you wash my drawers!
You must wanna die, lil' man!
I kill you wit' my bare hands!
Come get knocked out like yo' mama!
You wanna scrap wit' a killa', fool?
You boxin' wit' a booty bandit, punk!
Let's work up a sweat, lil' man!
Yeah, let's go head up!
}}
}}


===Old bathroom pedestrian===
===Old bathroom pedestrian/Hotdog vendor===
*World of Cog has the best toilet paper!
*World of Cog has the best toilet paper!
*AH! MY LAWN! MY HEART! MY EYES!
*AH! MY LAWN! MY HEART! MY EYES!
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*Not now! I wanna take a dump!
*Not now! I wanna take a dump!
*GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
*GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
*GET THAT PIECE OF GARBAGE OUTTA HERE!
*MOVE! You're between me and the john!
*MOVE! You're between me and the john!
*All I want to do today is sit on the john.
*All I want to do today is sit on the john.
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*What in damnation is going on?!
*What in damnation is going on?!
*Ain't cha got self control?!
*Ain't cha got self control?!
*No tomorrow for you!
*You ain't even gonna have an ''ass ''to ''kick!''
*This is the end of days for sure!
*I soiled myself because of you!
*I soiled myself because of you!
*That car will be your coffin!!!
*That car will be your coffin!!!
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*Your cologne is very sophisticated!
*Your cologne is very sophisticated!
*MOVE THAT BUCKET!
*MOVE THAT BUCKET!
*I eat dummies for breakfast!
*The urinals in this joint smell good!
*The urinals in this joint smell good!
*Get that piece of garbage outta here!
*Get that piece of garbage outta here!
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*AHHHHH!!! Not my time!
*AHHHHH!!! Not my time!
*I need something extra special!
*I need something extra special!
*I'll eat you and spit you out!
*Feet don't fail me now!
*Feet don't fail me now!
*Look out! I've got a heart condition!
*Look out! I've got a heart condition!
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*Let me outta here already!!
*Let me outta here already!!
*Have you been to Rusty Brown's?
*Have you been to Rusty Brown's?
*You've reached the end of days!
*Get ready for an ass whoopin'!
*I'll eat you and spit you out!
*I'll show you how it's done!
*No tomorrow for you!
*I eat dummies for breakfast!
*You ain't even gonna have an ass to kick!
*I'm still young enough to whoop ya!
*Your time here is up!


===Liberty City tourist===
===Liberty City tourist===
{{AudioTranscript| oadLx0OStQA |
*The ladies love me, I think.
*The ladies love me, I think.
*Careful shithead!
*Careful shithead!
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*YOU FRICKING IDIOT!
*YOU FRICKING IDIOT!
*This is shit, I wanna refund!
*This is shit, I wanna refund!
*Take it easy grandma!
*Hope you like hospitals!
*That's a real gun man!!
*That's a real gun man!!
*Do I look like a jerk to you?!
*Do I look like a jerk to you?!
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*Oh my god! Let's go!
*Oh my god! Let's go!
*Thanks for the ride!
*Thanks for the ride!
*Show me what you got, bitch!
*Come on, baby!
*Take it easy, grandma!
*I'm gonna enjoy hurting you!
*Let's see what you got, asshole!
*Come and get me, punk!
*I can kill you with one hand, shithead!
*Give to me, come on!
*You sure you're ready for this?
*I hope you like hospitals!
}}


===Biker===
===Biker===
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*You like the tits on those Ventruas waitresses?
*You like the tits on those Ventruas waitresses?
*Burger Shot was made from roadkill.
*Burger Shot was made from roadkill.
==="Old Cletus" vagrant===
==="Old Cletus" vagrant===
*What do you mean I can't use the bathroom? I gotta take my personal business somewhere.
*What do you mean I can't use the bathroom? I gotta take my personal business somewhere.
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*Woof! Woof!
*Woof! Woof!
*Excuse moi asshole!
*Excuse moi asshole!
*Has anyone seen my lizard? I can't masturbate anymore.
*Has anyone seen my lizard?  
*I can't masturbate anymore.
*When will I find true love...
*When will I find true love...
*Jumping Jehosophat! I'm not ready to die!
*Jumping Jehosophat! I'm not ready to die!
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*Have you sniffed that icky-icky?
*Have you sniffed that icky-icky?
*[[Burger Shot]] burgers are tasty, even in the dumpster!
*[[Burger Shot]] burgers are tasty, even in the dumpster!
*My stomach is rumbling.
===Los Santos taxi driver===
===Los Santos taxi driver===


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*I'm gonna put my shoe up your poop shoot!
*I'm gonna put my shoe up your poop shoot!
*No liquor thanks, I'm on duty.
*No liquor thanks, I'm on duty.
*Come 'ere I gotta tell ya something! Gettin' served by an ''oooold ''man!
*Sprunk on the rocks.
*Sprunk on the rocks.
*Gotta go! Gotta go! I don't feel too bulletproof! And then they go bangin' again!
*Gotta go! Gotta go! I don't feel too bulletproof! And then they go bangin' again!
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*Get ready for an ass whoopin'!
*Get ready for an ass whoopin'!
*You think this is a parade!
*You think this is a parade!
*The bones are brittle but the jab is stiff!
*You blew your chance for friendship.
*You blew your chance for friendship.
*Bangers and jackers! The future of Los Santos!
*Bangers and jackers! The future of Los Santos!
*I don't bang son, relax.
*I don't bang son, relax.
*Mouth to mouth? Hey, don't look at me.
*Mouth to mouth? Hey, don't look at me.
*You got a glass jaw, baby gangsta!
*Papa don't take no jive!
*Papa don't take no jive!
*You got a glass jaw, baby gangster!
*Come here, I wanna tell ya somethin'!
*Gettin' served by an ''old'' man!
*Turn the other cheek, boy!
*The bones are brittle but the jab is stiff!
*Knockin' you out and crackin' a Sprunk!


===BMX rider===
===BMX rider===
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*Too much rocket fuel bro.
*Too much rocket fuel bro.
*What a dick!
*What a dick!
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===Bikini woman===
===Bikini woman===
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*You can't shoot me!! I'm American!!
*You can't shoot me!! I'm American!!
*Hey fatty!
*Hey fatty!
*Hey porky!
*Hey porky!
*Hey lardy!
*Hey lardy!
*I'm fighting the war on fat.
*I'm fighting the war on fat.
*Get the hell out of my shadow.
*Get the hell out of my shadow.
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===Grove Street Families===
===Grove Street Families===
{{AudioTranscript| O1C_jEdtrw0 |
*LSV killa!
*LSV killa!
*VLA killa!
*VLA killa!
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*You deaf or something Carl?
*You deaf or something Carl?
*Hey CJ man, I like the threads.
*Hey CJ man, I like the threads.
*[[Los Santos]] is cold in a motherfucker!
*[[Los Santos in GTA III Era|Los Santos]] is cold in a motherfucker!
*Oh we upside-down now, bitch-ass!
*Oh we upside-down now, bitch-ass!
*Family violence, yeah!
*Family violence, yeah!
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*Who rolled this piece of shit man?!
*Who rolled this piece of shit man?!
*You tryin' to kidnap me fool?!
*You tryin' to kidnap me fool?!
}}
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===Ballas===
===Ballas===
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*We is law abiding citizens!
*We is law abiding citizens!
*I'm big when I'm sitting on my wallet.
*I'm big when I'm sitting on my wallet.
*Grove Street Families suck ass!
*Grove Street mamas suck my dick!
*Grove wear snitch jacket!
*Suck my dick Grove bitch!
===Mexican drug dealer===
===Mexican drug dealer===
{{AudioTranscript| y1GDL1uASWA |
*I've seen your face officer!
*I've seen your face officer!
*Fuck you holmes!
*Fuck you holmes!
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*Customers are such losers.
*Customers are such losers.
*Have you ever heard of inflation?!
*Have you ever heard of inflation?!
}}
===Orange 12 pedestrian===
===Orange 12 pedestrian===
{{AudioTranscript | LnZxJxoA6JM |
{{AudioTranscript | LnZxJxoA6JM |
*Come on fool. Kick me a Logger.
*Come on fool. Kick me a Logger.
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===Quantum Man pedestrian===
===Quantum Man pedestrian===
{{AudioTranscript| RgFerp4TxWs |
*When will you villains learn?
*When will you villains learn?
*Taste the sweet anvils that are my fists.
*Taste the sweet anvils that are my fists.
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*Your timing was inplecible.
*Your timing was inplecible.
*Do you know what you've done?!
*Do you know what you've done?!
}}


===African-American hippie===
===African-American hippie===
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*You're not a government agent are you?
*You're not a government agent are you?
*Jacking cars is what they want you to do!
*Jacking cars is what they want you to do!
===Bone County redneck===
===Bone County redneck===
*How come they don't allow donkeys in this bar?
*How come they don't allow donkeys in this bar?
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===James Earl Cash impersonator===
===James Earl Cash impersonator===
{{AudioTranscript| fJoqajUbh5s |
*Take me with you.
*Take me with you.
*OH NO! NO! Not this again!
*OH NO! NO! Not this again!
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*Just let me go man!
*Just let me go man!
*I'm saved!
*I'm saved!
}}
===Mohawk punk===
===Mohawk punk===
*He got nothing on me!
*He got nothing on me!
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*Well hello there!
*Well hello there!
*Wow, you're a beefcake aren't you?
*Wow, you're a beefcake aren't you?
*Come on then you cretin!
*Oh bollocks, lost again.
*Oh bollocks, lost again.
*About bloody time! Hurrah!! At last!
*About bloody time! Hurrah!! At last!
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*Another day in America...
*Another day in America...
*These Yanks, they're nutters.
*These Yanks, they're nutters.
*Show me what you're made of! Hit me!
*I'm gonna teach you some manners!
*I know how to protect myself!
*Ah, you think you're hard, do you then!
*I've had a bloody long day!
*Come on then, you cretin!
*
}}
}}


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{{AudioTranscript|w8wisg8229U|
*Mate, come on! Shifty shifty!
*Mate, come on! Shifty shifty!
*You're messing with a Londoner! SOUTH LONDONER!
*Have a bloody bath mate. You bloody stink.
*Have a bloody bath mate. You bloody stink.
*I'm going to cream you sunshine!
*You fat bastard, you ate all the pies!
*You fat bastard, you ate all the pies!
*Hey dude! I'm late for an audition!
*Hey dude! I'm late for an audition!
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*Move your blooming arse!
*Move your blooming arse!
*Piss off!
*Piss off!
*Wow! I'm in [[Vinewood]]!
*Wow! I'm in [[Vinewood in GTA III Era|Vinewood]]!
*Did your mum dress you?
*Did your mum dress you?
*I was talking to you mate!
*I was talking to you mate!
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*You upstart colonial prat!
*You upstart colonial prat!
*Hey mate, bring me a little bit of trumpet!
*Hey mate, bring me a little bit of trumpet!
*I'll smash you in half mate!
*Bollocks that is!
*Bollocks that is!
*That is shite!
*That is shite!
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*You nearly ran me over you prat!
*You nearly ran me over you prat!
*I need some bugle real bad!
*I need some bugle real bad!
*Come on mate, gimme some!
*Come on wanker! Come on!
*Card!
*Card!
*Gimme a card!
*Gimme a card!
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*Put my price on that!
*Put my price on that!
*Oi taxi! Get over here!
*Oi taxi! Get over here!
*Come on, mate! Gimme some!
*Come on, eh!
*I'm gonna cream you, sunshine!
*Look, mate, I can anger myself!
*Oh, you bloody Yank!
*Is that all you got, you bloody Yank?
*I'll smash you in half, mate!
*Come on, wanker, come on!
*You're messing with a real man now!
*You're at your depths, mate.
*You're messin' with a Londoner! ''South Londoner!''
}}
}}


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*I come in peace.
*I come in peace.
*You are poised for extinction.
*You are poised for extinction.
*I do not wish to hurt you.
*I believe this is how you fight.
*I will throw with my right?
*I will lead with my right.
*I will spill your fluids.
*I do not wish to engage in violence.
[[Category:Dialogues]][[Category:Expand]]
*You do not understand.
*Premative, but effective.
*I will not spill your red fluids.
 
 
===Construction worker===
* Out of the way, man!
* Hurry up, I gotta get to the site!
* Come on, I got work to do!
* Move it, asshole!
* Buy American, you piece of shit!
* I don't got all day here!
* Move it or lose it, moron!
* This ain't a parking lot, asshole!
* I'm gonna be late for my bowling league!
* What's your problem, pal?
* Got some sort of disorder, buddy?
* Tourettes, huh?
* Watch where you're walking, moron!
* You want me to shoot you with my nailgun?
* Yeah, just try that again.
* Do you want a black eye?
* Easy!
* Hey!
* Watch it!
* You in a rush?
* You pushin' me, buddy?
* What's your problem, buddy?
* My bowling team's in first place.
* Foreman takes all the credit.
* Got this new table saw.
* Bowling is such an intellectual game.
* Fell off the scaffolding last week.
* I wouldn't even wear that on the site!
* You look like shit!
* What the hell are you wearing?
* Who paid you to wear those clothes?
* Woah, fatty!
* You're gonna give yourself a heart attack!
* My god, you sure are fat!
* You are a fat bastard!
* Dude! Take a shower!
* Try some deodorant, buddy!
* And I thought I smelled bad!
* My god, you stink!
* Very flashy!
* You sure know how to dress!
* I like those clothes!
* You must be in construction too, huh!
* Gee, I wouldn't mess with you!
* You a trainer or something?
* Nice cologne, bro!
* Bet you get a lot of ladies with that cologne!
* Maybe I should try that cologne!
* I wish I smelled that good!
* You been to that new 24/7?
* You tried using a belt cinder?
* You ever do it yourself?
* Have you checked out that new Willard dealership?
* Have you ever tried bowling?
* I oughta kick your ass!
* Bring it on, buddy!
* Yeah, this's gonna be fun!
* I'm gonna mess you up!
* I needed a release all day!
* Come on, asshole!
* Let's see what you got, douchebag!
* Go ahead, make me hurt!
[[Category:Dialogues]]
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