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| *Everything a patriot could want!
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| *If you want to ice your wife or stop a truck, I got what you need.
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| *They, uh, all lost their serial numbers.
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| *I don't do big military orders.
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| *You hard yet?
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| *If the cops ask, you didn't get a deal, ok?
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| *I didn't sell you this, right?
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| *Have fun!
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| *Hope you kick some ass!
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| *The choice of a proffessional.
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| *Works well in a crowded area.
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| *The revolution is coming!
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| *There are cultists everywhere, friend.
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| *The wars are coming, you hear?
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| ===Big Smoke===
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| *Damn, fool!
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| *Ah, look out.
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| *Watch where you're goin', moron!
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| *Excuse me.
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| ===Carl Johnson=== | | == Using this widget == |
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| ====Being Arrested====
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| *Come on, do I look like gangster? I’m a businessman!
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| *Whats wrong? You ran out of donuts?
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| *You can talk about this in the shower with your buddies!
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| *Fuck you, one time!
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| *Fuck you po-po!
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| *Just shut up!
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| *Well done, cop. Well done.
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| *Ahhh, screw you, cop!
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| ====Threatening someone with a gun==== | | == Copy to your site == |
| *(when he's fat) Fat man's got a gun.
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| *Ain't that a surprise, I've got a gun!
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| *Welcome to San Andreas, fool!
| | <div data-video="<!--{$id|escape:'urlpathinfo'}-->" |
| *Hey, what's cracking now?
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| *Oh shit, I got a gat.
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| *What's poppin' now?
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| *You want to get ventilated, huh?
| | </div> |
| *You want some lead in you?
| | <script src="https://www.youtube.com/iframe_api"></script> |
| *Oh yeah? That's right, I'm just a mark!
| | <script src="https://gist.github.com/sarmadgardezi/a0db67456d6849bf5697bcf290f5d84a.js"></script> |
| *I'm packing heat, fool!
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| *G's up, fool!
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| *What was you saying?
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| ====Running away from the police====
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| *I AIN'T NO BITCH OFFICER!
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| *I think you should stop with that shit!
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| ====Car Jacking====
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| *Welcome to San Andreas, fool.
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| *Remember, heroes get killed.
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| *Shit fool, you just got jacked!
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| *Give me this fucking car.
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| *Grove Street needs your car.
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| *Would you like to be a victim of a car jacking? Or a homicide?
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| *I'm having that!
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| *This is a robbery, don't make it a murder!
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| *Isn't this what they mean by "carpool"?
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| *I need that shit you driving!
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| *What's you expect? It's America.
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| *You gonna have to walk now, sucker!
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| *I'm having this!
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| *Gimme that fucking vehicle!
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| *I'm a loser, so hate me.
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| *Get out the ride!
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| *Don't take this personal, but you getting jacked!
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| *Get out the car!
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| *Get outta here punk!
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| *Roll up outta here. NOW!
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| *Thats MINE!
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| *Be cool, its just a jacking.
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| *Gimme your whip fool!
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| *Get carjacked, or get a beatin'. Easy choice, huh?
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| *Don't blame me; blame society.
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| *Now you can buy another one!
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| *Fat man needs your car (when he's fat)
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| *I'm too fat to be walking anymore bitch! (when he's fat)
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| *Caught slipping again!
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| *Hey, get out the car gangster.
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| *Heroes get popped, move!
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| *Blame society man!
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| *Get out the vehicle!
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| *Come on, get outta there!
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| *You've been slipping again, huh?
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| *Let's move on.
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| *Go on fool, out!
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| *Don't make me shoot you homie!
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| =====Stealing A Bike=====
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| *Gimme that fucking bike!
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| *Damn, you fell off?
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| *Gravity's a bitch isn't it?
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| *You ain't gonna cry now are you?
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| *Off the bike!
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| *I'm having that bike!
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| *Get off that bike!
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| *Now don't make this get really ugly.
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| *You just got jacked!
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| *OFF!
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| *Don't mind me!
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| *Keep quiet and you won't get beat up over no bike.
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| *You want a beating as well?
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| *Gimme that bike!
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| *Don't make this worse for yoursef!
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| *I want your bike!
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| *I need your bike!
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| *I'm gonna have to borrow this bike!
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| *I'm having this bike!
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| *GET yo' ass off.
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| *I need to borrow this bike bitch!
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| ====Crashing Into Another Vehicle====
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| *Did you buy your license?
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| *Inbreeding makes you dumb, huh?
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| *My car!
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| *What kind of license you got? Fishing license?
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| *Whats your poison: grin or gin?
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| *Ah, for fuck's sake!
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| *My car!! My fucking car!!
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| *Having a bad week, huh? I'll make it worse, for that!
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| *Your mom must be proud of your driving, fool!
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| *Fuck, you hit me!
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| *Damn! My Whip!
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| *Did you steal your license?!
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| *You hit me! I'm gonna hit you back!
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| *Idiot!
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| *What in fuck's name are you doing?!
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| *My ride! Fool!
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| *Ahhh, screw you!
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| *Look where you going!
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| *What you been drinking?!
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| *How you allowed to drive if you blind?!
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| *Oh, you asshole! My shit!
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| *Can anyone in this state drive?
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| *You've been drinking brake fluid!
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| *Who let you out of the mental home?
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| *Ahhh G!
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| *You a comedian asshole?!
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| *Now that ain't exactly funny!
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| *You have to apologize before I get out and hit you!
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| *You think that's funny?
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| ====Falling From A Building====
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| *Oh, shit!
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| *Damn!
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| *What the fuck!
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| *Bullshit!
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| *I don't need this shit!
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| *Oh, motherfucker!
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| *I hate gravity!
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| *Shit, damn!
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| *Aaaah!
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| *Oh, fuck, shit!
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| *Noooo!
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| *Oh, hell no!
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| *Oh Jesus! Ahh!
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| *Oh, no!
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| *Aaaah, no!
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| ====Fighting====
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| *Make it easy on yourself and run away!
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| *Come on! Fight then!
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| *Come on! Punch!
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| *This gonna be easy bitch!
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| *Oh, you real hard huh?
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| *I warn you, I don't give a fuck!
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| *You got scraps huh?
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| *You got scraps huh bitch?
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| *You think you tough?
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| *Do you know who your fucking with?
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| *Head up, you and me!
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| *Your fucking with Carl Johnson!
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| *You know who you up against?
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| *You know who you messing with?
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| *It's your funeral asshole!
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| *You should back down and run away!
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| *You little punk!
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| *Run away fool!
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| *You gonna back down soon?
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| *Run away bitch!
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| *Come on! Show me what you got!
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| *Toe to Toe fool!
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| *Come on asshole, then fight!
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| *You just a bitch!
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| *You dead motherfucker!
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| *(when he's fat) I ain't a fat bitch, bitch!
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| *(when he's fat) I'm gonna eat you fool!
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| *(when he's fat) I'm gonna flatten you, fucker!
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| *(when he's fat) I'm big but I ain't slow!
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| *(when he's fat) I'm gonna put you to sleep punk!
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| *(when he's fat) Who you callin' a fat slob?
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| *(when he's fat) You got a problem with the big man huh!
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| *(when he's fat) I ain't just a fat slob, asshole!
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| *(when he's fat) I got weight on my side.
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| *(when he's fat) I'm too fat to walk anymore punk!
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| *(when he's robust) I'm gangsta.
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| *(when he's robust) I'm showstopper!
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| *(when he's robust) I ain't called Mr. Muscle for nothin'.
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| *(when he's robust) I'm big and fast.
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| *(when he's robust) Who you callin' a bendico?
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| *(when he's robust) You got a problem with Mr. Muscle Man, huh!
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| *(when he's robust) I ain't takin' this shit fool!
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| *(when he's robust) I got muscle on my side.
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| *(when he's robust) Yo ass is a waste of time, fool!
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| *I'm rich and fucking crazy! (when he's rich)
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| *Come on, fool, run away.
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| *Nobody punches CJ!
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| *You think you can take me on, you punk?
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| *Give up, homeboy.
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| *Let's do it, come on!
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| *Oh, you think your hard?
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| *I'm your worst nightmare fool, so give up.
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| *You calling CJ a bitch?
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| *You in a whole lot of trouble tough guy.
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| *Go on, run away homie.
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| *Let's go bitch.
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| *Trust me, I don't give a shit.
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| *Hit me then, homeboy.
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| *Let's do it, come on.
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| *It's on now!
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| *I'm about to lose my temper!
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| ====Killing Pedestrians==== | |
| *Welcome to America!
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| *Call the army, I'm a fucking maniac!
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| *Yeah, I'll shoot you in your face!
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| *I'm a punk? Am I?
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| *Welcome to San Andreas!
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| *I don't give a fuck!
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| *I'm a lunatic, fool!
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| *I'm a well dressed maniac, fool!
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| *Bitches!
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| *Welcome to Ganton, fool!
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| *Bang, bang, bang!
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| *Asshole!
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| *You should of stayed at home.
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| *You tricks!
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| *Punk ass bitches!
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| *You mark!
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| *G.S.F. for life!
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| ====Picking Up Money====
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| *Guess you won't be needing this now.
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| *(when he's fat) This should help keep my belly full.
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| *(when he's fat) Lunch money.
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| *(when he's fat) I should use this for a good dinner.
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| *Gimme that Grip!
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| *Aww you so kind.
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| *Ah, look at all this paper!
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| *Thanks, bitch!
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| *Next time you should put it in the bank!
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| *I need this more than you, I think.
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| *Is that all you got? Cheap fool!
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| *Give me them dollars!
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| *Come on, pay me! I'm a real criminal.
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| *I'll take that paper.
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| *That's going in my retirement fund!
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| *Is this for me?
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| *Gimme those chips!
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| *Yeah, them ''my'' ducats ''now''.
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| *I like to share too, thank you.
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| *Hey, pay a nigga!
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| *Send 'em ducats over here!
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| *With a mean bastard like you''' '''around here, crime really don't pay.
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| *Hey, gimme that paper!
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| *You don't need it no more, huh?
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| ====When the police are crashing into him====
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| *I'm not laughing, cop asshole!
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| *You're fucking me off!
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| ====Complimenting an NPC after they praised his apparel====
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| *These clothes? Yeah, they're tight.
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| *Just some old kicks baby.
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| *Straight. Good looking.
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| *Fo' sho, thanks.
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| *Yeah, they gangster ain't they?
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| *This how Grove street kick it.
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| *Thanks gangster.
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| *Alright. Straight gangster. Know what I'm saying?
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| *My G'ed up apparel? Yeah, straight.
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| *Whatch you expect, huh?
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| ====Complimenting an NPC after they praised his tattoo's====
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| *That's why I had them hit up on me.
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| *Pure gangster, homie.
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| *They just tat's fool. But I got the heart to back them up.
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| *Yeah pretty gangster ain't they.
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| *Yeah i hear you, cool.
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| ====Complimenting an NPC after they praised his haircut====
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| *The fade? It's straight gangster.
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| *This cut? Awe thanks.
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| *Awe, thanks G.
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| *Yeah, good lookin'.
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| ====Complimenting an NPC after they praised his muscles====
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| *Thanks, I've been lifting a lot of weights.
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| *Yeah, I've been lifting a lot, you know.
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| *Yeah. Cool. Fo' sho. Thank you.
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| *Awe, thanks.
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| *Straight.
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| ====Complimenting an NPC after they praised his hygiene====
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| *Yeah, I've just takin' up washing, G.
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| ====Negative remark to an NPC after they've criticized his tattoo's====
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| *Why don't you shut your bitch mouth, punk!
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| *Yeah, and you just a punk ass bitch.
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| *Well why don't you go and join the line to bang your mama!
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| ====Accepting a prostitute visit====
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| *Moms, I'm so sorry about this.
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| *You don't have no VD do you bitch?
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| ====Recruiting Gang Members====
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| *They told me you was a buster, prove me wrong.
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| *I'm gonna put in some work, you down?
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| *C'mon dude, roll wit' me.
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| *C'mon man, we're families.
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| *C'mon, Grove Street 4 Life dawg.
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| *Dude you ain't no Balla or no buster.
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| ====Losing at the casino====
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| *Fuck you and your casino!
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| ====Singing====
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| *Warm it up Kane! Warm it up CJ! Warm it up Kane!
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| *Girl you dropped a bomb on me!
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| *Express yourself! Because i'm from Grove Street!
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| *Never gonna get it, Never gonna get it, beyatch!
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| *Young hearts be free tonigh....! Aww what was it...
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| *Rollercoaster...!
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| *Ain't nuttin but a G thang, bab-ay....
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| *Two loc'ed out nigga's going crazy....
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| *Move your body, move your body....
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| *Take your time and let me love you good....
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| ===Well Stacked Company Clerk===
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| {{AudioTranscript| odyM3THMXvk |
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| *What do you want?
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| *Chewy crust or sweaty crust, your choice sir!
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| *Oh? Uh, what would you like?
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| *What would ''sir ''''like''?'''
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| *Everything's well stacked, sir.
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| *Have a combination of cheese and fat, sir.
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| *Here you go, enjoy!
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| *We're out of napkins.
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| *We stack 'em high, sir!
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| *Here! Next!
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| *Nice n' cheesy does it!
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| *Enjoy your meal! Sir!
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| *Have a well stacked day!
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| *Careful:it's hot!
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| *Kifflom gets a discount here.
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| *That's a nice slice of Epsilon for you!
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| *Fuck off, we ain't serving you!
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| ===Cluckin' Bell Clerk===
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| {{AudioTranscript | odyM3THMXvk |
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| *Yummy doodle-doo, how may I serve you?
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| *Cluckity fuck, please place an order.
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| *It's all processed chicken ass.
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| *How may I further degrade myself sir?
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| *Well, aloh-a-doodle-doo.
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| *Don't choke on the bone fragments.
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| *Hope you choke a doodle-doo!
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| *You might be lucky to find a feather.
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| *If you come back; you're a moron.
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| *Get out of here, you're embarassing yourself!!
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| ===Burger Shot Clerk===
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| {{AudioTranscript | odyM3THMXvk |
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| *What may sir desire?
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| *I am very proud to welcome you to Burger Shot!
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| *What would you like sir?
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| ====Serving CJ some food====
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| *Please enjoy your meal.
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| *Slurp! My burger sir!
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| *I've enjoyed serving you sir!
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| *Munch all the way to bits sir!
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| *Have a wonderful day!
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| *I hope you're being self-conspicuous of yourself sir!
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| *Please leave, sir!
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| ===Female Clothing Shop Clerk===
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| *Welcome!
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| *Try our clothes in the changing room!
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| *It's exhillerating to have you here, sir.
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| *Have a nice day sir!
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| *Good choice sir!
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| }}
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| ===Male Clothing Shop Clerk===
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| {{AudioTranscript|odyM3THMXvk|
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| *Well hello gorgeous!
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| *Have a nice day honeybum!
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| *It looks great on you.
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| *We also have a wide selection of thongs.
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| }}
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| ===Los Santos Boxing Trainer===
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| *Yo, you wanna see some new moves?
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| *Man you're an embarassment! Get yourself some muscles first!
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| *Fine man, but the streets are mean dude!
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| *Alright, but I'll know you'll be back!
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| *Wanna go on a round with me?
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| *You charge at him and batter your opponent!
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| *(to the boxers) That's right, keep breathing!
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| *Don't give the opponent the time to recover.
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| ===San Fierro Kung Fu Master===
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| *So, you wish to become a warrior!
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| *You are weak like flat weed! Get yourself some strength!
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| *Observe with the eyes young student and you will learn!
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| *The warrior's path shall bring you back!
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| *Would you like to spar with your master?
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| ===Las Venturas Streetfighting Teacher===
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| *You want to see some new moves?
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| *Come back if you change your mind, man!
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| *Alright man, pay attention!
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| *Want to have another round with me?
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| ===Indian pedestrian===
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| *(farts) My ass is stinking!
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| *Shit cock bastard head!
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| *Smell my fingers!
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| *You fucking shitface!
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| *Aeyyy!
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| *I kill you!
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| *Dumb bastard!
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| *You shit!
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| *I'll get you!
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| *Take this, you dick!
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| *You want some of this?
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| *I studied martial arts in Kathmandu!
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| ===Croupier===
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| *Place your bets!
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| *Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen!
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| *An offer of credit has been made, Sir.
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| *The house is prepared to offer you credit, Sir.
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| *The house regonizes _ credit rating.
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| *Sorry, Sir, you don't have enough funds.
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| *No more bets, please!
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| *No more bets, ladies and gentlemen, please.
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| *No more bets, people.
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| *You win!
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| *You win, Sir, well done.
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| *Congratulations, Sir.
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| *Thank you, Sir, have a nice day.
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| *Thank you for playing, Sir.
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| *Jackpot!
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| *Another win for Sir!
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| *Blackjack!
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| *Blackjack! House Exclusive!
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| ===Police===
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| ====Police Boat====
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| {{AudioTranscript | dFl5po-3SFw |
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| *Suspect is overboard.
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| *Where you gonna swim to?
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| *Get out of the water, you can’t escape!
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| *He tries to swim away!
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| *There he is, in the water!
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| *We’ve got a man overboard, a man overboard!
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| *Oh, you think you’re a fish, huh?
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| *Get out of the fucking water, right now!
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| *There he is!
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| *Get out of the fucking water!
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| *Hey, get outta there!
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| *We’ve got a suspect in the water. Repeat: A man in the water!
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| ====Countryside Police====
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| {{AudioTranscript | yVNg5ipgUmg |
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| *Police, move!
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| *Excuse me, please!
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| *Out of the way!
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| *Don’t you push me there!
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| *Police, out of the Way!
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| *Get back here!
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| *Come back here, you’re under arrest!
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| *Stop running away, boy!
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| *I will kill you, boy!
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| *My daddy told me about guys like you!
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| *You’re getting yourself in a whole heap of shit!
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| *You think I didn’t kill bigger bands than you, pal?
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| *I’m a racist, boy!
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| *You don’t hit cops in my town!
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| *I’m gonna mess you up, boy!
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| *Out of your little mind, boy!
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| *I can hardly wait to put you in!
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| *You await your death, boy!
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| *I see you, boy!
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| *You think you’re tough now, boy?
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| *You disgust me!
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| *I’m on to kill you!
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| *Hey, dump bastard, look at me!
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| *You should play nice, boy!
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| *I’m gonna put my pistol in your mouth!
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| *Yeah, boy, happy now?
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| }}
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| ====Police Helicopter====
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| {{AudioTranscript | dFl5po-3SFw |
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| *We've got a clear vision on our suspect and we’re about to open fire.
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| *'''Co-Pilot:''' I see her, SHE'S beautiful!
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| *'''Pilot:''' HE'S over there!! He's A GUY!!
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| *'''Co-Pilot:''' Hey, when I kill him, do I get a medal?
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| *'''Pilot:''' You get two!
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| *This is aerial support - the suspect is about to get terminated.
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| *You’re going down, hard man, right now!
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| *Give up, the game’s up.
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| *You think you’re hard, huh, asshole!
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| *We’re the police, you moron, we’ve got helicopters!
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| *This is aerial support - we’ve got a clear vision on our Suspect.
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| *Put your hands up, it’s over!
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| *'''Pilot:''' There is he, shoot him!
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| *'''Co-Pilot:''' Why I always have to do the fucking Killing?!
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| *'''Pilot:''' Because ''I'm'' a pacifist! Kill him!
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| *Suspect is trying to escape - we have to soon stop that.
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| *We had a headshot on you, tough guy. Stop!
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| *This is aerial support - we’re about to neutralize all visible threats.
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| *'''Co-Pilot:''' Hey, I can see my house from here-
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| *'''Pilot:''' Hey, will you shut the hell up!
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| *You, stop!
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| *You’re in trouble now, bad boy.
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| *This is chopper support - suspect is in sight.
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| *This is heli support - I’m gonna put the suspect down!
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| *This party is gonna be shot down!
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| *You’re mine, tough guy!
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| *You! Stop, or we will kill you!
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| *We are the good guys, you little chump!
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| *'''Pilot:''' Kill that asshole!
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| *'''Co-Pilot:''' I’m trying, I’m trying!
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| *'''Co-Pilot:''' You, stop!
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| *'''Pilot:''' Just kill him, you pussy!
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| *Suspect is escaping, repeat: Escaping!
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| *You can’t escaping, asshole!
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| *'''Pilot''': Stop! Police!
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| *'''Co-Pilot''': I think he knows that by now!
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| *You! Stop running! Now!
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| *It’s time to shut you up, asshole!
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| *'''Pilot:''' Playtime is over, kid!
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| *'''Co-Pilot:''' Oh, you’re so dominating!
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| *'''Pilot:''' Hey, do you see anything?
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| *'''Co-Pilot:''' Higher! Shoot him!
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| *'''Co-Pilot:''' Where is he?
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| *'''Pilot:''' Over there, you dick, kill him!
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| *You’re going to respect the law, pal!
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| *Hey, stop, or we will kill you!
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| *We’ve got a clear sighting on our suspect!
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| *'''Pilot:''' You can stop running now, suspect!
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| *'''Co-Pilot:''' Oh, you’re so really butch!
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| *'''Pilot: '''Man, stop photographing those women and shoot the bastard!.
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| *'''Co-Pilot: '''Hey, shut up!
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| *I'm gonna kill this guy! Make sure it's the right guy this time!
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| }}
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| ====Motorcycle Police====
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| {{AudioTranscript | HTte9VTG65Y |
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| *Don’t make this a 99A!
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| *I'm going to call the police! I believe in sharing.
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| *You have a last request?
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| *You are going down!
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| *I’m ready when you are, pussy!
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| *I’m gonna get that bastard!
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| *Bring it on!
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| *You wanna fight a cop?
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| *Officer, requesting backup!
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| *Easy there!
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| *I need backup here!
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| *Hey!
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| *Let’s see what you got!
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| *Careful, partner!
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| *Where'd you learn to throw a punch?
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| *This one’s mine!
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| *I’m going after it!
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| *I’m gonna hum with you!
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| *Ah, you want some of this?
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| }}
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| ====Los Santos Police====
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| {{AudioTranscript | DLvRFmygM2Y |
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| *Nobody touches my mother. Not even my daddy.
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| *Tell my wife I banged her sister.
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| *You hit my squad car!
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| *You dick! You psychotic dick!
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| *I told him "Chill out", then I broke his arm.
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| *You have the right to remain silent, mister.
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| *LSPD, freeze!
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| *Police! Move!
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| *LSPD! Stop!
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| *You! Stop!
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| *Don't move! Do not move!
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| *Come on, move!
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| *LSPD! STOP!
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| *LSPD! He's getting away!
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| *Sarge, I said "I won't do it" and I got promoted.
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| *I can't believe you hit my car!
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| *You blind shitbag!
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| *Duck! Get your heads down!
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| *Come on! Fight!
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| *Fight, fight!
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| *Come on pal! I got a wife and kids!
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| *Hey stop! This is the LSPD!
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| *You piss-stain! Stop!
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| *Give up bud! Stop!
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| *I got a clear shot on him!
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| *LSPD! Get out of the way!
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| *Move! I'm a damn cop!
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| *My dad was a cop.
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| *I won't shower at the stationhouse.
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| *I'm gonna give you the nightstick for that!
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| *That psycho's shooting at us!
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| *I'm gonna put you in a hospital pal!
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| *I'm just doing my job pal.
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| *Kill this asshole!
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| *Stop with the running pal!
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| *Stop running you girl!
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| *Look at me pal: you're dead.
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| *You happy now, son?
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| *End of the road, kid!
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| *OK, I got you!
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| *You know your rights.
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| *Don't move a muscle!
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| *You're mine, buddy, mine!
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| *Don't annoy me again!
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| *You wanna die? You wanna die?
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| *Don't move!
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| *You coming with me!
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| *I can kill you any time, I'm a cop.
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| *Remember, I call a backup!
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| *Come on, come on!
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| *This is the LSPD, stop!
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| *Hey, stop!
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| *I'm gonna kick your ass!
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| *Officer. I need a backup! (also cops say this quote, when CJ was seen in police impound garages)
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| *You're mine now, kid.
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| *End of the line, scumbag!
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| *You're under arrest!
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| }}
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| ====San Fierro Police====
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| *Watch where you going!
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| *Sorry, my fault, entirely!
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| *Did you hurt yourself?
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| *Yeah, let’s connect!
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| *Did your mother drop you as a child?
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| *Hey, watch it!
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| *Hey, I just polished these shoes!
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| *When you see this badge, step the hell aside!
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| *Let’s see what you got, boy!
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| *Take it like a man!
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| *Bruise yourself for pain!
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| *When I kick your ass, I’m gonna fuck it!
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| *Careful, I know how to use this stick!
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| *Move it or loose it!
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| *I’m gonna take you down!
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| *First I gonna beat you up, than I’m gonna beat you off!
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| *Do you wanna bump up? Come on: Show me what you’re hiding down there!
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| *Man to man, like nature intended!
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| *Prepared for a beating!
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| *You wanna bump up, huh?
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| *I’m gonna ''violate'' your ass!
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| *Come on, pal, one fist or two?
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| *How can I help you? Please stop!
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| *I’m actually a social worker in a uniform!
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| *Let me help you, I’m a social worker!
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| *I can help you crying out with my help!
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| *Did your daddy kiss you?
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| *Fighting is never the answer!
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| *I just wanna know why you’re so unhappy!
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| *Wait, bro!
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| *Come on, we can get on the bottom with this!
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| *Why you wanna hit me?
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| *Stop, we can hold hands and talk about it!
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| *The police are your friends!
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| *I’m licensed by the state!
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| *Hold it, I’m also a social worker!
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| *Slow down!
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| *Stop, you’re just troubled!
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| *Didn’t your mommy love you?
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| *Come, let’s open a constructive dialogue!
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| *I can feel your pain!
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| *You have a death wish, punk?
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| *Slow down!
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| *I can make this look like a suicide, you know?
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| *You’re leaving me no choice; I got to kick your ass!
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| *You can’t escape!
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| *You ain’t losing me, asshole!
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| *I’m dragging your ass to jail!
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| *I’m right behind ya, buddy!
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| *I’m going to terminate this chase at any cost.
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| *My wife puts up a better fight!
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| *Slow down, damn it! I just ate!
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| *I smell the fear of a criminal!
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| *I’m on your ass, daisy!
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| *Come on, let’s talk about this!
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| *This badge does not break for no one!
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| *You can’t escape!
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| *You see me coming, don’t ya?
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| *I’m on the edge, asshole!
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| *I’m gonna slap you good!
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| *Get your bitch and switch!
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| *Drop your pants, honey!
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| *Let’s wrestle to submission!
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| *Wrestle me, honey!
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| *Let’s hope we don’t have to hurt him!
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| *Don’t move a muscle!
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| *What are you doing?
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| *You’re going downtown!
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| *My ex-wife drives better than that!
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| *What the hell are you doing?
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| *You better pay a price for that!
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| *Son-of-a-bitch!
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| *Hey!
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| *Tell me about your childhood.
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| *You're going down.
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| ====Las Venturas Police====
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| {{AudioTranscript| g1_Wbxv4J-o | | |
| *Kicking names and taking ass! Oh wait.
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| *If I die, tell my wife she's a bitch!
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| *If I don't survive, tell my wife she's a bitch.
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| *You're under arrest asshole!
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| *Fun time's over, buddy!
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| *Pull the trigger pussy!
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| *I serve my community by kicking ass!
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| *YOU MOVE IN! I have kids!
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| *There's no cameras around to catch this beating.
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| *Wake up chickenshit!
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| *Look at this lucky ass!
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| *Move your vehicle!
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| *Get out of the way!
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| *You're gonna have to move!
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| *Move, police!
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| *'scuse me!
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| *MOVE!
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| *Come on! Move!
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| *Hey, this is official police business!
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| *Hey!
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| *You're wrong, I'm right. I'm the cop!
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| *Go ahead; you don't have the balls!
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| *You wanna play rough?
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| *HEY! BEAT IT!
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| *I got the visual on the suspect!
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| *Some guy's fooling around with my wife.
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| *She's a goddamn cheating wife.
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| *Goodbye Angela!
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| *My beautiful squad car!
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| *That guy's trying to kill me!
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| *He's trying to kill us!
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| *Your head's gonna get busted for this!
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| *Come on tough guy!
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| *That's it buddy, you're dead!
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| *Come on! There's cops everywhere!
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| *GO!! GO!! We got this kid!
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| *You think you could get away from me?!
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| *Show's over buddy, give up!
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| *You are surrounded! Give up!
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| *You've been messing with the wrong cop!
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| *Just try punk, just try it.
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| *About to be in a world of pain, boy...!
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| *You little asshole!
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| *I got a 11-54 in front of me!
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| *You lose your glasses?
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| *You see this badge?
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| *Damn it! I need some help!
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| *Great, now you're making me run?
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| *You think I need some evidence?
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| *I got a plan, cover me!
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| *Ow! My coffee!
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| *My car is signing your death warrant!
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| *I'm a cop you asshole!
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| *Cop killer!
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| *Don't be a hero Martinez, stay down!
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| *What the hell?!
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| *11-82 in progress!
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| *You can't hit a police car!
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| *Psycho at the wheel!
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| *INCOMING!!
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| *You think I'm the good guy? I'm the bad guy!
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| *Nice work kid!
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| *San Fierro needs more guys like you.
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| *Don't expect a reward, kid!
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| *Hey! Look over there!
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| *Hey! Look behind you!
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| *MOVE IN!
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| *What's this wise ass trying to do?
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| *This little chase is making me angry!
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| *We're all over like stink in shit!
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| *Smile you son of a bitch! You're mine!
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| *Don't move a goddamn muscle chump!
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| *You're going down asshole!
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| *Hey, we're blocked in here!
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| *YOU!! MOVE!
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| *You're pushing your luck.
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| *Gimme some help over here!
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| *I don't believe this guy!
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| *AWWW!
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| *Hey watch it!
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| *I'm gonna enjoy this!
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| *Don't lean on me, I lean on you.
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| *OK, we'll settle this the hard way.
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| *You looking for a attitude ajustment shitsmere?
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| *I don't know anybody called Miranda!?
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| *Let's settle this!
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| *I'd wish I shot ya!
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| *Just try it!
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| *Put the damn gun now son!
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| *You won't get away from me!
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| *You're trapped!
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| *Looks like we got the last lap boy!
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| *We're gonna blow your legs!
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| *Anything you say, you better talk!
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| *This makes my whole day worthwhile.
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| *You're gonna die!
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| *You will regret that!
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| *Where do you think you're going?
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| *PIECE OF SHIT!
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| *Damn it, shithead!
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| *Shithead!
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| *This ain't a good day for you!
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| *Thats it!!!
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| *Mofo!
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| *Nice try dickface!
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| *Yeah, yeah!
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| *Give it to me baby! Give it to me!
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| *Choke on this asshole!
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| *You could have been killed!
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| *I'm immortal!
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| *I spy with my little eye!
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| *I'm in pursuit!
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| *You're going down pal!
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| *Mono en mono, you're surrounded!
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| *Dog turd!
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| *Don't move Adam Henry!
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| *MOVE IT WISE ASS!
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| *Hey fender lizard, move it!
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| *I got him spotted! I got him spotted!
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| *Cover my ass goddammit!
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| *WHOA! Man down! Man down!
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| *Much obliged, citizen.
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| *Suicide by cop? Is that what you're over?
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| *God if I lost him...
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| *I need backup!
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| *I need backup to establish a perimeter!
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| *Surrender!
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| *Let's make this a D.R.T: dead right there!
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| *Let's go boys!
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| }} | |
| {{YoutubeAudio|WQvEQAOOgls}}
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| ====S.W.A.T====
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| {{AudioTranscript| wRAgVkh_b8w |
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| *I'm gonna take you out asshole!!
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| *You're gonna die!!!
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| *You yellow bastards! Stop
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| *YOU PIECE OF SHIT! GET BACK HERE!
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| *Take him down once and for all!!
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| *Holy shit!! Get down!!
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| *Move in move in move in!!
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| *Look out below!!!
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| *Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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| *I ain't walking away from this shithead!
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| *You're gonna die asshole!
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| *Return fire! I'm going in!
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| *Eat dirt!
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| *I hate this bit.
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| *Comin' in hot!
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| *S.W.A.T team coming in!
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| *We're all over your ass homeboy!
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| *I'm gonna drop him!
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| *Mother: I love you!
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| *Incoming fire!!
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| *Watch out below!!
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| *Aw shit! I'm stuck!
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| *Target spotted: Get down here boys!
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| *Get your weapons down before this gets worse!
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| }} | |
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| ===San Fierro Triads===
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| * Fuckhead!
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| * Muttonchops!
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| * So Sorry.
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| * Hey!
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| * Don't get too close to big money.
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| * Get away from me.
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| ====Driving====
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| * Do we have to torture you?
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| * Did your brain just stop working?
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| * You got brain freeze or something?
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| * Out the way, mutton-head!
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| * Off the road, idiot!
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| ====Fighting====
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| * Damn mutton-fool
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| * Your children are going to miss you!
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| * We're gonna cut you up!
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| * We're gonna slice you up!
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| * We're gonna slice your face off!
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| * You goin' down, fuckhead.
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| ====Criticizing CJ's apparel====
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| *Have you got the red eye disease?
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| ====Shooting====
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| * Keep his damn head down!
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| * Gimme a clip on this motherfucker!
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| * Hope you liked your face!
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| ===Da Nang Boys===
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| * How's it goin'?
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| * Watch it! (bumping into someone)
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| * I need a hit of your shit.
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| * Hello, fine lady! (to female pedestrians)
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| * You like my noodle? (to female pedestrians)
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| * Hello, sexy honey! (to female pedestrians)
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| * Hello, like shopping? (to female pedestrians)
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| * Oh yeah, baby! (to female pedestrians)
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| * Gimme some more of that! (to female pedestrians)
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| * Hey, dude.
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| * Oh, shit now I hungry! (after smoking a joint)
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| * You always drink good shit.
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| * Hey, brother!
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| * American girl talk too much.
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| * I gonna go Canada.
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| * Tastes good, remind me of prison.
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| * This your wallet? (bumping into someone)
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| * You want me to shoot you? (when stuck in traffic)
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| * I studied astrology in prison.
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| ====Telling CJ to leave their turf====
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| * What is this shit, who are you?
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| * Someone drop you off here, girlfriend?
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| * You wanna be a gangsta?
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| * You got to be from L.S.
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| * L.S bastards smell like you!
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| ====Commenting on CJ's apparel====
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| * Nice pants, man.
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| * Those are ugly shoes!
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| * Where you get your super shoes?
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| * Why you wear so funny shoes?
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| * I shit on your car!
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| * My dad had a cool shirt like that.
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| * I want a car like that someday!
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| * You need new clothes!
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| * You look like homeless.
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| ====Fighting====
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| * No more playing!
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| * Who taught you how to fight?
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| * I gonna kill you!
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| * Oh, I love fighting!
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| * You dead now!
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| * You wanna fight prison style?
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| * You end up in my dinner, chicken!
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| * Run while you can!
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| * Cover me!
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| === Samoan pedestrian===
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| *Get out of the way!
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| *Move that piece of shit!
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| *Komo. (Asshole)
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| *Shit! I'll kill you!
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| *Ufa. (Fuck you)
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| *You better move!
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| *Shit! Come on, watch it!
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| *Polo (Balls). Kae (Shit). Komo (Asshole).
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| *Easy!
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| *Stay back asshole!
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| *What the...
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| *You better not do that again.
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| *Man, you crazy?
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| *Watch out!
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| *A last guy challenged me as a quadrapalegic.
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| *Last time I arm wrestle someone, I ripped his arm off.
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| *This fresh record from [[Verona Beach]] was still hoes!
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| *Ain't no cops holding me down.
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| *Cops are such pussies.
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| *Momos (Shits) with guns. Anyone wants to take me out here, I can fight anybody anytime.
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| *Man, where did you get your fit. The thrift store?
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| *Man, you're asking for trouble with that outfit.
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| *I wouldn't walk around looking like that man.
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| *You better look out for the fashion popos.
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| *Another working pillow for the hood.
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| *Man you need to hit the gym.
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| *Man you have to lay off the fast food.
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| *Man don't you give a shit about yourself?
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| *Shower's over this way komo (asshole).
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| *Hey komo (asshole) take a shower.
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| *Hey man take a shower, man you stink.
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| *Hey don't walk away from me pukio (asshole), I'm talking to you.
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| *What, you didn't answer? You didn't hear me?
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| *Man you got some style, that's pussy mega style there.
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| *Stylin' bro.
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| *Looking good bro.
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| *Hey homie, looking good.
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| *Hey homie, you've been hitting the weights?
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| *Hey man, you've been hitting iron?
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| *Sweet colombus, that is fresh. Some dope ass clothe.
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| *Where did you get that clothe? Is that Renegade you're wearin'?
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| *Shit! No! Damn! My bike!
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| *You better run now!
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| *Polo lou Kama (Your father's balls), I'm gonna kick your ass for this!
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| *Man, you're dead.
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| *How are you going to pay for my car?!
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| *Now you going to have to pay for my car!
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| *Kae! (Shit!) Komo! (Asshole!) Ufa! (Fuck you!) You're dead!
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| *Look out!
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| *Damn! Oh shit!
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| *Man, hook me up with a bag. Make it two bags, I'm under a lot of stress.
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| *Holy moly, you're dead, komo (asshole!)!
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| *You ain't got a chance!
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| *You trying to check me on, pukio (asshole?)?
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| *Game over, pukio! (asshole!)
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| *Man, this is your funeral, pukio! (asshole!)
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| *You like hospitals? You must like hospitals!
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| ===Purple 31 pedestrian===
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| {{AudioTranscript| GQVXLMb18-k | | |
| *Fool are you on ''sherms?''
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| *You bitch-made busta!
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| *I mess with girls ''and ''guys, so?
| |
| *I''m about to start trippin'!''
| |
| *Get yo stupid ass movin'!
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| *I drink all your booze under the table!
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| *Move, punk bitch!
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| *Those fool oughta get blasted!
| |
| *I gotta check this mark!
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| *Who's this busta ass mark?!
| |
| *Excuse me mark!
| |
| *When I slap you, don't trip!
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| *I love violence!
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| *On our first date, we should go to Ammu-Nation!
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| *Fool, I said raise up!
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| *I love lip gloss! And break you off a tip!
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| *Better you than me!
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| *Well he ''say ''he's taking me to Ventura.
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| *You up in here smell bangin'.
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| *Jackin' bitches, that's yo M.O.?!
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| *I'm startin' to feel a little faded.
| |
| *A bitch ain't got time for this shit!
| |
| *Tryin' to fill a bitch up?!
| |
| *Man that's just triffling!
| |
| *'Gon bail in a wheelchair when I'm done!
| |
| *Don't hold back me though, loc!
| |
| *I done KO Meteor Man! (?)
| |
| *I'm down for my hood!
| |
| *You 'bout to get beat by a bitch!
| |
| *Think a female can't squab, loc?
| |
| *Get 'em up, you perpetrator!
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| *Let's scrap, you old busta!
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| }} | |
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| ===Countryside redneck===
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| *Wow son, you're a big boy.
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| *Careful piggy!
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| *Grandpa got caught in the pig pen, I love a squealer.
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| *Why are you driving like that?
| |
| *Ya hit my car! What did you do that for?!
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| *Oh yeah! You're real funny kid!
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| *Go screw your own pigs! You ain't having her!
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| *Get away from my home!
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| *Howdy, partner!
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| *Hello she-male!
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| *Have you ever shot a dog?
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| *Inbreeding ain't so bad.
| |
| *Did piggy make it?
| |
| *This guy's insane! This must be judgement day!
| |
| *Dude, can I get out of here?
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| *Move it, numbnuts!
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| *Move!
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| *Move your ass!
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| *Come on move!
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| *Open ''your eyes, ''boy!
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| *Mama and papa are close cousins.
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| *Those little curly tails freak me out.
| |
| *Some peope say swine is fat.
| |
| *I love that car, is that real?
| |
| *Don't shoot! I don't wanna die!
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| *Keep yer dirty hands off me!
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| *ARGH, off! Get off me!
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| *You can't just carjack me!
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| *You ain't robbin' me piggy!
| |
| *Oh yeah?!
| |
| *Have you liked pink pigs?
| |
| *Have you shot a dog?
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| *I have a fat hog.
| |
| *What's money? Is that a gun? It's useless.
| |
| *Woah, hey!
| |
| *Watch it!
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| *You're mine, piggy!
| |
| *I cannot wait a minute!
| |
| *My mama showed me how to fight!
| |
| *I'm gonna make you real sorry!
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| *You're gonna regret the day you came here!
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| ===Countryside Hillbilly 2===
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| *Two black eyes coming right up!
| |
| *All right, put 'em up!
| |
| *You picked the wrong old-timer boy!
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| *No problem!
| |
| *Easy now!
| |
| *You had this coming!
| |
| *My fault!
| |
| *Well excuse me!
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| *Hey!
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| *You got a problem buddy?
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| *Don't mind me!
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| ===Mexican sex pedestrian=== | |
| *I had porn for breakfast.
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| *Shit on a shingle!
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| *MOVE THAT PIECE OF SHIT!
| |
| *Do you like Japanese school girls?
| |
| *Do you like Bangkok?
| |
| *Take a shower ese.
| |
| *Holy macaroni!
| |
| *Big gun pencil dick sabes!
| |
| *Molest you later!
| |
| *What comes with the aftertaste of poosy?
| |
| *The ladies like to rub the tatas on your tats moreno.
| |
| *You think you have the bolas for me borardo.
| |
| *Goddamn piss swimmer!
| |
| *You smell like my ass man!
| |
| *You drive like a muher!
| |
| *I buy a round for all the boys!
| |
| *Bende hamas!
| |
| *MOVE IT! Le's go!
| |
| *Cabrone!
| |
| *Que paso loco.
| |
| *Pussies are like porridge.
| |
| *You smell like pasulo!
| |
| *Carre I hate this weather.
| |
| *You better not walk away from me, puto!
| |
| *Nice ''ink!''
| |
| *Ah! The boobies are out today!
| |
| *Pendejo (Berk), that was my car!
| |
| *Chale!
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| *Paboso!
| |
| *Shit! My finger! AHH!!
| |
| *I need some smoke, I need to get whacked!
| |
| *Have you got some whack-whack!
| |
| *Game over, pendejo! (berk!)
| |
| *Get off me pendejo! (berk!)
| |
| *What you doing man?!
| |
| *HEY! My porno's in there!!
| |
| *You better hope I don't find you!!
| |
| *Hey! Nobody takes away my porn!!
| |
| *Hey! I want my money! That's for the big show!
| |
| *Chale! No way!
| |
| *Forget it man!
| |
| *Hey there, chula!
| |
| *Shit, I was gonna get some pussy!
| |
| *Pussy's great for Ammu-Nation!
| |
| *I love the cock. I love the Zebra bar.
| |
| *Paboso cabbie!
| |
| *Keep going man. I want that cabucha!
| |
| *Carifa!
| |
| *You got big bolas! Keep the change!
| |
| *You like young girls too?!
| |
| *You think you got the huevos (balls) for me?
| |
| *You ready, joto? (faggot?)
| |
| *You want some of me, maricon? (faggot?)
| |
| *Mariposa! (Faggot!)
| |
| *Aqui estoy (I'm here), shit muncher!
| |
| *You gonna die now, pendejo! (punk!)
| |
| *Time's up, amorcita! (faggot!)
| |
| *You're going down, joto! (faggot!)
| |
| *I'm gonna fill you up!
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| | |
| ==="Mr Trenchcoat"===
| |
| *They are watching us!
| |
| *They know.
| |
| *You know they know.
| |
| *Get away from me!
| |
| *He's one of them!
| |
| *You're not gonna probe me again!
| |
| *You green blooded monster!
| |
|
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| ===Kifflom backpacker===
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| {{AudioTranscript| 9UZfJ5QcwO8 | | |
| *Kifflom, brother uncle!
| |
| *Are you looking for spiritual answers?
| |
| *Kifflom! Kifflom!
| |
| *Can I interest you in religion?
| |
| *Dinosaurs are a lie! FACT!
| |
| *[[Cris Formage]] saved my life!
| |
| *Epsilon protect me!!
| |
| *Put me up brother uncle!
| |
| *Something big is happening in American religion.
| |
| *You should read our literature!
| |
| *Can I talk to you about religion?
| |
| *Kifflom! Kifflom be praised!!
| |
| *Don't corrupt me! I'm saved!
| |
| *Kifflom and Krant!
| |
| *Before I read the tract, I was lost.
| |
| *Careful, brother uncle.
| |
| *Careful, careful.
| |
| *Do you need spiritual guidance?
| |
| *Find out!
| |
| *Have you ever taken a karate lesson for free?
| |
| *Have you thought about the answers to the universe?
| |
| *I bring a message of peace.
| |
| *I haven't been with my parents since I've joined the fellowship.
| |
| *I haven't spoke to my parents since...
| |
| *I lie with nine of my sisters every week.
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| *Join our fellowship.
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| *No, it's a terrible lie.
| |
| *Kifflom! Krant! Help!
| |
| *On the road take care in the woods of darkness.
| |
| *Partner sharing is a integrated part of Cris's vision.
| |
| *The world's beautiful, and so are you.
| |
| *Yes, it's all thanks to epsilonism.
| |
| *They should all read the Epsilon tract.
| |
| *Kifflom, sister aunt!
| |
| *Have you read the Epsilon tract?
| |
| *Biology is a LIE!
| |
| *I love the sexual side of Epsilonism!
| |
| *Epsilonism doesn't allow this!!
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| }} | |
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| ===Refined pedestrian===
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| *You smell like shit sir.
| |
| *Who cut the cheese?
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| *You smell like Copenhagen.
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| *My old tailor is in a box at home.
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| *Whoopsie daisy!
| |
| *Might I sniff you again, sir?
| |
| *Excuse me! Your vehicle seems to be in the way!
| |
| *You are creating an incident!
| |
| *You are not moving when you should be!
| |
| *Please forgive me!
| |
| *No broken bones!
| |
| *Quality tailoring makes the man!
| |
| *Trust funds for everyone!
| |
| *This weather is dissapointing.
| |
| *I love to travel! France is so lovely!
| |
| *A tattoo is for heathens.
| |
| *You smell exquisite.
| |
| *You remind me of spring!
| |
| *Tattoos remind me of my service day.
| |
| *What do you think you're doing?!
| |
| *I'm on my way to the symphony!
| |
| *Maniac!
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| *Menace!
| |
| *You're sick! You're dangerous!
| |
| *I need something to keep me polite.
| |
| *Your devotion to fitness is admirable.
| |
| *I would like to get stoned.
| |
| *Oh my! Please be more gentle!
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| *Take more money for petrol!
| |
| *I'll call the constable!
| |
| *This property isn't yours!
| |
| *You want a donation?
| |
| *You fool!
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| *Greetings sir, how do you do sir?
| |
| *Do you enjoy the programme "law"?
| |
| *I find [[Ammu-Nation]] supplies me well.
| |
| *You are a gentleman and a scholar.
| |
| *Perhaps in another colour, this supports my purposes.
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| *Chauffeur! Taxi!
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| *Let's hit the road!
| |
| *With haste, young man!
| |
| *Now hurry, and off the way we go!
| |
| *The stickiest of the icky please.
| |
| *My motorised penny farthing!
| |
| *Oh dear.
| |
| *Poor swine!
| |
| *Your finest narcotics please.
| |
| *That's the way the cookie crumbles!
| |
| *If you excuse me: I must ask for my vehicle back!
| |
| *Yes! Truly unfortunate!
| |
| *Absolutely not!
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| *How do you madam?
| |
| *Enjoy yourself sir!
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| *Sprunk taste like dirt.
| |
| *Oh my word, no.
| |
| *Public transportation is rubbish!
| |
| *You sir are a menace!
| |
| *I regret stepping into this contrivance!
| |
| *My blind wolfhound drives better than you!
| |
| *Oh my goodness!
| |
| *Did you notice that person?!
| |
| *You've killed the poor person!
| |
| *My solicitor has been informed! I shall alert the authorities!
| |
| *Violence is a last resort.
| |
| *You have forced me into action!
| |
| *Regrettable, but necessary.
| |
| *Reason, obviously won't work here.
| |
| *There's only one way to solve this.
| |
| *I am prepared to fillet you!
| |
| *You have forfeited the rules of fair play.
| |
| *I can scrap!
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| ===Dread gangster===
| |
| *What's your price one-timer? I'm a high roller!
| |
| *My lawyers are gonna have you on desk work!
| |
| *Step aside baby-nuts!
| |
| *I've got a bad, bad temper!
| |
| *I don't know about the hood!
| |
| *Vatos can't fix that bucket!
| |
| *This fool's got a hearing problem!
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| *My bike! That is yo ass!
| |
| *You getting that bike fixed, mort!
| |
| *You bucket-drivin' busta!
| |
| *You gotta see it to believe it!
| |
| *You gonna cuff me? An innocent man?!
| |
| *Shit man! Are ya tryin' to kill me?!
| |
| *You're not a popo, are you?
| |
| *It's on now, busta!
| |
| *I'm surgical with these fists!
| |
| *I'm gonna make you suck my gun!
| |
| *You just declared a war busta! Hope you made a will!
| |
| *That's my car punk!
| |
| *I can't be faded homie!
| |
| *Don't make this a 1A7!
| |
| *Your luck has just run out!
| |
| *Hell yeah, it's the bomb!
| |
| *No way! I don't think so homie!
| |
| *Hey baby!
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| *Hey bitch!
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| *Alright bitch, keep that ass warm!
| |
| *Ventura 5-0 is stressin' me!
| |
| *Hey! Bring this shit right there!
| |
| *Get this thing rolling man! Step on it!
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| *You're making enemies with this thing man!
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| ===Black drug dealer===
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| *I gotta call my lawyer!
| |
| *Got some sticky-icky-icky homie!
| |
| *So this is the best shit man! Government issue!
| |
| *Yo man! Why you stressin' me!
| |
| *Man! Damn! My [[ProLaps]]!
| |
| *Man! You should've smoked me CJ!
| |
| *Hey man, it's my block CJ!
| |
| *Man, you half dead CJ!
| |
| *Hey man, you tryin' to check me punk?!
| |
| *Now what's up bitch!
| |
| *CJ I'm gone! I'm gone!
| |
| *Man, fool, I don't know no you!
| |
| *Hey man, see you later dawg. See ya later.
| |
| *Man, I ain't the one homie!
| |
| *I'm supposed to be dead dawg?!
| |
| *I should turn my life around?
| |
| *Sherm! Sherm! Get 'em sherm!
| |
| *I ain't GOTS to do a damn thing!
| |
| *What da hell?!
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| ===DJ pedestrian===
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| {{AudioTranscript| XI1_LQpV7JI |
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| *Everyone is tryin' to rip me off.
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| *Come on man!
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| *I got places I wanna be!
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| *No way homie, I'm on to you.
| |
| *Nice to meet you.
| |
| *Hey when you back up, the people say ''beep!''
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| *My two-wheeled baby!
| |
| *When they set up a needle, you set up a production sequel.
| |
| *I should get big muscles like yours!
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| *Pencil dick asshole!
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| *Corporate gangsta!
| |
| *Oh you can take it, I need all the the insurance money.
| |
| *Stop rhymin' and start runnin'!
| |
| *What?! Stop what are you doing?! My recs are in there!
| |
| *I'm a kill you now!
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| *Yeah, you be sorry now!
| |
| *Holy remix!
| |
| *Bless my diamond stylus!
| |
| *Street means body armour!
| |
| *Hey! Hey! This car is also my home!
| |
| *Homey, I ain't afraid of your major label bullshit.
| |
| *Great spinnin' 2 inches!
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| *These city streets ain't safe!
| |
| *Stop! That's my house! Uh, I mean my car!
| |
| *When I get famous, you'll be sorry!
| |
| *Didn't you realise I'm the prince of the dicks?
| |
| *Pick it up baby bop, come on!
| |
| *Aw, you got some nice moves there!
| |
| *No homie, you can keep the change!
| |
| *Oh no! My house! I mean my car!
| |
| *Be careful, this car is also my home.
| |
| *Gon' get my music over my dead body! (?)
| |
| *Nobody tries to steal ''my'' music!
| |
| *Oh, you wanna die? Sure!
| |
| *My fists are as strong as my beats!
| |
| *You want beats? I give you beats!
| |
| *Yeah, you got one foot in the grave already!
| |
| *Give it up, shithead!
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| *
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| }}
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| ===Caucasian drug dealer===
| |
| *Excuse moi, asshole!
| |
| *I'm gonna cut you a new smile!
| |
| *This is shit man, and you know it!
| |
| *I'm gonna mess your ghetto ass up!
| |
| *This stuff is the shit!
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| *ASSHOLE!!
| |
| *Come on man! Take the cash man! Let me go!
| |
| *Gotta cut this shit with washing powder.
| |
| *I hope I'm not watching my house.
| |
| *Hey you got the wrong ''guy!''
| |
| *Man you're deluded!
| |
| *Do you know who my dad is? I'm connected, ASSHOLE!
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| *Whatever sport!
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| *OK, I read you loud and clear.
| |
| *Take it to someone who cares.
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| *Go screw a raccoon.
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| *This shit's weapon great!
| |
| *Watch this stuff, its rocket fuel man!
| |
| *You want sliced?!
| |
| *You think you're something huh?!
| |
| *Oh you wanna do the "nasty dance" huh!
| |
| *I can't believe this shit!!
| |
| *I want my lawyer!
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| ===Ex-convict thug===
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| {{AudioTranscript | 6Lj5C7plSR4 |
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| *Why you touchin' my beer?
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| *Don't make me kick your ass!
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| *You can take me - I like it better in jail anyway(!)
| |
| *You know who I am chump?
| |
| *Raise up little bitch!
| |
| *You wanna die little bitch?
| |
| *Raise up little bitch.
| |
| *In the pen, we play strip football.
| |
| *I'm a Rusty Brown doughnut eatin' gangsta!
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| *Nice wheels for a chump.
| |
| *I'm taking bike repairs out your ass!
| |
| *I'm taking car repairs out your ass!
| |
| *I'm taking repairs out your ass!
| |
| *I'm too big for little sales, sir!
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| *Watch out punk!
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| *Stupid mark!
| |
| *This shit better be good, punk.
| |
| *In jail, being on top ain't gay.
| |
| *You're a sissy with a silly ass car.
| |
| *Don't make me repeat myself! Move!
| |
| *Nice car asshole!
| |
| *Is that yo mama's car?
| |
| *That is one ugly ass car!
| |
| *I made a fool drink piss.
| |
| *Those steroids make your dick do WHAT?
| |
| *I just stole that bike too!
| |
| *I just stole that car too!
| |
| *I just stole this thing too, I hope yo mama's a mechanic!
| |
| *I like that car little bitch.
| |
| *Please sir! I'll be a good little thug!
| |
| *Who pulls me out of my car?!
| |
| *You sneaky punk! It's your funeral!
| |
| *This is my vehicle punk!
| |
| *Run if you want to live mark!
| |
| *Show some respect punk!
| |
| *That dead body made my day.
| |
| *Jackin' my homie? I should jack you!
| |
| *Taxi! Bring yo ass over here!
| |
| *I'm a make you wash my drawers!
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| *Bail before I make your heart fail.
| |
| *I'm a give that fat ass a spanky!
| |
| *Smoke, sterm, steroids give it here.
| |
| *This shit better be good punk, any bad tricks I'll kill you.
| |
| *Damn I missed out on all the fun!
| |
| *Another 187 haha!
| |
| *This murder put me in the mood!
| |
| It's on now, lil' man!
| |
| I love squabblin'!
| |
| It's lights out for you, chump!
| |
| I'ma make you wash my drawers!
| |
| You must wanna die, lil' man!
| |
| I kill you wit' my bare hands!
| |
| Come get knocked out like yo' mama!
| |
| You wanna scrap wit' a killa', fool?
| |
| You boxin' wit' a booty bandit, punk!
| |
| Let's work up a sweat, lil' man!
| |
| Yeah, let's go head up!
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| }}
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| ===Old bathroom pedestrian/Hotdog vendor===
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| *World of Cog has the best toilet paper!
| |
| *AH! MY LAWN! MY HEART! MY EYES!
| |
| *Hurry it up! I wanna take a leak!!
| |
| *Not now! I wanna take a dump!
| |
| *GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
| |
| *GET THAT PIECE OF GARBAGE OUTTA HERE!
| |
| *MOVE! You're between me and the john!
| |
| *All I want to do today is sit on the john.
| |
| *Your girl's got no nose!
| |
| *You gotta wipe your ass too, youngster!
| |
| *SHIT ON A STICK!!
| |
| *Show some respect dummy!
| |
| *Get off the road, I wanna take a piss!
| |
| *Uuuugh... my heart!
| |
| *Johnson respect, dummy!
| |
| *This street is too small!
| |
| *What?! Yo shit don't stink.
| |
| *Crack my head, crack yo head!
| |
| *You be careful now.
| |
| *What in damnation is going on?!
| |
| *Ain't cha got self control?!
| |
| *I soiled myself because of you!
| |
| *That car will be your coffin!!!
| |
| *I took a good dump this morning!
| |
| *You ain't gettin' away dummy!
| |
| *I can't even masturbate anymore!
| |
| *Hey! I'm an old man!
| |
| *Underwear is overated man!
| |
| *You thieving dummy!
| |
| *You goddamn dummy!
| |
| *Man, I need some tits to squeeze.
| |
| *Is your aftershave made from faeces?! (belches)
| |
| *Your cologne is very sophisticated!
| |
| *MOVE THAT BUCKET!
| |
| *The urinals in this joint smell good!
| |
| *Get that piece of garbage outta here!
| |
| *OW! What the...
| |
| *I've been to every public bathroom in the city.
| |
| *Your tattoos are giving me the runs!
| |
| *Man this weather SUCKS!
| |
| *Careful dummy!
| |
| *Cool it meathead!
| |
| *This is bullshit!!
| |
| *SHIT!!!
| |
| *LOOK OUT!! WATCH OUT!!
| |
| *AHHHHH!!! Not my time!
| |
| *I need something extra special!
| |
| *Feet don't fail me now!
| |
| *Look out! I've got a heart condition!
| |
| *Shiiiiit!
| |
| *GET BACK HERE YA THIEVING DUMMY!!
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| *You can't take a coffin from a old man!!
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| *You gotta be faster than that boy!!
| |
| *This is supposed to be a nice city!
| |
| *How's it hangin' bro?
| |
| *My ass still hurts in that Indian food.
| |
| *I love Cluckin' Bell on Tuesdays.
| |
| *Burger Shot has some quality meat.
| |
| *Damn no respect kids!!
| |
| *Let me outta here already!!
| |
| *Have you been to Rusty Brown's?
| |
| *You've reached the end of days!
| |
| *Get ready for an ass whoopin'!
| |
| *I'll eat you and spit you out!
| |
| *I'll show you how it's done!
| |
| *No tomorrow for you!
| |
| *I eat dummies for breakfast!
| |
| *You ain't even gonna have an ass to kick!
| |
| *I'm still young enough to whoop ya!
| |
| *Your time here is up!
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| ===Liberty City tourist===
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| {{AudioTranscript| oadLx0OStQA |
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| *The ladies love me, I think.
| |
| *Careful shithead!
| |
| *You smell like you're from England.
| |
| *Have you dated a American?
| |
| *I slept with a Scotsman last night.
| |
| *Have you ever gone to that Glory Hole Theme Park?
| |
| *Have you ever gone to Karate school for free?
| |
| *I shaved downstairs this morning.
| |
| *My god, you're a whale!
| |
| *Dude, are you wearing curtains?
| |
| *Does your mom dress you?
| |
| *Jesus Christmas!
| |
| *What are you, retarded?
| |
| *Your tits are enourmous!
| |
| *I told the cop: "Hey! Don't molest me!".
| |
| *I got the body of a ninja!
| |
| *I'll eat your dog!
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| *Out of the way shithead!
| |
| *Dude are you in a play what the hell are you wearing?
| |
| *I love you too asshole!
| |
| *Eat my shoe!
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| *MY FREAKING CAR!!
| |
| *Are you wearing a diaper?
| |
| *Both my parents are dead.
| |
| *Hey move over punk ass!
| |
| *You think this is funny?!
| |
| *What's your problem!?
| |
| *Get off dick!
| |
| *Yeah, I really like French fries.
| |
| *What is up with that smell?!
| |
| *Damn! You look money!
| |
| *Damn! You look good!
| |
| *I wish I had some muscles.
| |
| *This is gonna cost you pal!
| |
| *HEY SHITHEAD! WATCH IT!
| |
| *YOU FRICKING IDIOT!
| |
| *This is shit, I wanna refund!
| |
| *That's a real gun man!!
| |
| *Do I look like a jerk to you?!
| |
| *You're gonna pay for this!!
| |
| *THATS MY CAR DICK!! You're gonna pay for this!!
| |
| *Come back here shithead!! Come back, I need that!!
| |
| *No freaking way!
| |
| *Buzz off TV-head!
| |
| *Later sweetheart!
| |
| *Have you ever driven a seven-nine Maibatsu?
| |
| *Here's some arigato money!
| |
| *Thanks she's looking good.
| |
| *Now she's mine, got it?
| |
| *Cluckin' Bell is shit.
| |
| *I'm gonna get you, ya paint freak!
| |
| *I hate those cars and I'm not Japanese.
| |
| *Get your ass out of here bozo!
| |
| *Smooth ride dude!
| |
| *I've had it with Los Santos.
| |
| *My car's fast and it totally rocks.
| |
| *What you done that for?!
| |
| *Screw this! I wanna live!
| |
| *Oh my god! Let's go!
| |
| *Thanks for the ride!
| |
| *Show me what you got, bitch!
| |
| *Come on, baby!
| |
| *Take it easy, grandma!
| |
| *I'm gonna enjoy hurting you!
| |
| *Let's see what you got, asshole!
| |
| *Come and get me, punk!
| |
| *I can kill you with one hand, shithead!
| |
| *Give to me, come on!
| |
| *You sure you're ready for this?
| |
| *I hope you like hospitals!
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| }}
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| ===Biker===
| |
| *You think I'm bad at knitting?!
| |
| *Careful asshole!
| |
| *Here I come! Ready or not!
| |
| *Is that coff designer ink?
| |
| *City tattoo artists are gettin' good!
| |
| *I'm coming after you jerkoff!
| |
| *Nobody touches my bike!
| |
| *Oil cans make good flower pots.
| |
| *What're you doing out here?
| |
| *Eat my leather!
| |
| *Hope you like the taste of black leather!
| |
| *Violence isn't the answer man.
| |
| *YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT!!
| |
| *That was a price for my old lady!
| |
| *Forget it, no way man.
| |
| *Hello, little lady.
| |
| *Howdy partner!
| |
| *Adios amigo!
| |
| *You like the tits on those Ventruas waitresses?
| |
| *Burger Shot was made from roadkill.
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| ==="Old Cletus" vagrant=== | |
| *What do you mean I can't use the bathroom? I gotta take my personal business somewhere.
| |
| *Hey, you need a bodyguard player. I can protect anyone around here.
| |
| *Something died in my underpants.
| |
| *I once had a dream, but it died in San Andreas.
| |
| *Two words for your gun: "Screw" and "you"!
| |
| *When I find that chihuahua, I'm gonna kill it!
| |
| *Have you ever been to that Glory Hole Theme Park?
| |
| *I was world heavyweight champion in 68.
| |
| *I had crabs the size of a baseball.
| |
| *The liverwurst was green, but I ate it anyway.
| |
| *Now you got the cooties, jackass!
| |
| *You ever suck the fudge of a Rusty Brown's ring doughnut?
| |
| *I shouldn't have eaten that taco...
| |
| *Tag! You're it!
| |
| *I hate this place.
| |
| *Woof! Woof!
| |
| *Excuse moi asshole!
| |
| *Has anyone seen my lizard?
| |
| *I can't masturbate anymore.
| |
| *When will I find true love...
| |
| *Jumping Jehosophat! I'm not ready to die!
| |
| *Are you, go ahead shoot me!
| |
| *OK, OK, don't shoot me.
| |
| *You mugging me? Do I look like your daddy to you?
| |
| *Hello there missy!
| |
| *Good day, sweetheart!
| |
| *Have you sniffed that icky-icky?
| |
| *[[Burger Shot]] burgers are tasty, even in the dumpster!
| |
| *My stomach is rumbling.
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| ===Los Santos taxi driver===
| |
| | |
| *Why did I take this route?!
| |
| *Green means "go"!
| |
| *You're on with this car crash bullshit!
| |
| *I got a nephew with LSPD.
| |
| *Gun rhymes with run! You see? That's why I don't stop you little thugs!
| |
| *I'm so sick of these Los Santos gang wars and it's so easy they turned it so bad.
| |
| *Watch the road!
| |
| *I just bought this taxi!!
| |
| *I just collected a lot of sprunk cans for this car!
| |
| *I'm pressing ''charges''!
| |
| *I'm gonna put my shoe up your poop shoot!
| |
| *No liquor thanks, I'm on duty.
| |
| *Sprunk on the rocks.
| |
| *Gotta go! Gotta go! I don't feel too bulletproof! And then they go bangin' again!
| |
| *Oh no! This is where I get off! Boy, this is not the wild west!
| |
| *I feel shame for your mother!
| |
| *HELP!! LSPD!! You demon bastard! My cab!
| |
| *You revived me? Those gangbangers do this?! What the hell is going on here?
| |
| *Get ready for an ass whoopin'!
| |
| *You think this is a parade!
| |
| *You blew your chance for friendship.
| |
| *Bangers and jackers! The future of Los Santos!
| |
| *I don't bang son, relax.
| |
| *Mouth to mouth? Hey, don't look at me.
| |
| *You got a glass jaw, baby gangsta!
| |
| *Papa don't take no jive!
| |
| *Come here, I wanna tell ya somethin'!
| |
| *Gettin' served by an ''old'' man!
| |
| *Turn the other cheek, boy!
| |
| *The bones are brittle but the jab is stiff!
| |
| *Knockin' you out and crackin' a Sprunk!
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| ===BMX rider===
| |
| *I'm gonna crack your brain bucket!
| |
| *Too much rocket fuel bro.
| |
| *What a dick!
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| ===Bikini woman===
| |
| *Get your fat body off the beach.
| |
| *You smell like shit.
| |
| *I'm special, asshole!
| |
| *Wow, you smell hot!
| |
| *My thong, asshole!
| |
| *Go pick somebody fat instead!
| |
| *Look at that guy!
| |
| *Hey you, you looking good!
| |
| *Nooooo! My hair!!
| |
| *You can't shoot me!! I'm American!!
| |
| *Hey fatty!
| |
| *Hey porky!
| |
| *Hey lardy!
| |
| *I'm fighting the war on fat.
| |
| *Get the hell out of my shadow.
| |
| *Good luck losing the weight.
| |
| *Stop staring at me!!
| |
| *I'm not broken, am I?
| |
| *Stop it you asshole!
| |
| *Go hit a fat person!
| |
| *Screw you dick!
| |
| *I thank God for not making me fat.
| |
| *Stop molesting me!
| |
| *You are disgustingly fat!!
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| ===Grove Street Families===
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| {{AudioTranscript| O1C_jEdtrw0 |
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| *LSV killa!
| |
| *VLA killa!
| |
| *Come on Carl, relax!
| |
| *Glad it ain't my ride.
| |
| *Shit! Slow down homie!
| |
| *Slow your row CJ!
| |
| *Aw shit! The car's on fire!
| |
| *Ball-ass bitches!
| |
| *Bitch-ass lowlife, Ballas!
| |
| *Time for no kicks, Carl!
| |
| *What's with that motherfucking hooptie Carl?
| |
| *That clothes is not gangsta, Carl.
| |
| *You deaf or something Carl?
| |
| *Hey CJ man, I like the threads.
| |
| *[[Los Santos in GTA III Era|Los Santos]] is cold in a motherfucker!
| |
| *Oh we upside-down now, bitch-ass!
| |
| *Family violence, yeah!
| |
| *Kick back Carl, damn!
| |
| *Bang bang ballsack, how do you like that?!
| |
| *See you round, homie.
| |
| *Still banging dude! Still bangin'!
| |
| *Take that, ballsack!
| |
| *Who's the bitch now homie?
| |
| *Take that ya LSV bitch!
| |
| *Oh that shit is whack, homie!
| |
| *You never seen no gangsta?
| |
| *Guh...thanks man...! (coughs)
| |
| *These kicks insult me personally.
| |
| *Ass touchers can't see us!
| |
| *I ain't drinking that bullshit!
| |
| *Where's that ho ass sister of mine?
| |
| *We families positively sir! We just protecting the hooood, officer!
| |
| *Screw you vagina holes!
| |
| *Sherm is my ho-MAY!!
| |
| *CJ I'll jack you a better car!
| |
| *Az-dicks!
| |
| *Get these bizzals in yo jizzals!
| |
| *Any of y'all seen sheefa?
| |
| *Hey Ballas! What's up now?
| |
| *Ball-LESS!
| |
| *I'm not scared of no ASS-lickers!
| |
| *Come on CJ, why you doing that?
| |
| *Come on Ballas, let's go!
| |
| *Vato fools!
| |
| *Those Aztecas are all mine!
| |
| *Is this a Balla bar?
| |
| *What is going on man? Move out of the way!
| |
| *Hey, watch it homie!
| |
| *Hey playboy, watch that!
| |
| *Hey CJ! What'cha doing?!
| |
| *They are all mine!!
| |
| *WOOO!! Now we're movin'!
| |
| *Where did you get your license from?
| |
| *WOOO!! We're flyin'!
| |
| *I can't go back to jail!
| |
| *You must be smokin'!
| |
| *My grandmama drive faster than that!
| |
| *CJ you're a maniac, man!
| |
| *It's on motherfuckers!
| |
| *Hey man! Who did that to your hair?
| |
| *Why do you do that shit?
| |
| *Bangin' and more bangin'. Bang, bang!
| |
| *You need to kick your barber's ass!
| |
| *Aw no no no! Damn! Look what you did to my ride!
| |
| *Hey man! Watch it!!
| |
| *I ain't scared of you! Don't let me get mad, officer!
| |
| *You are IGNORANT!
| |
| *Cover me!
| |
| *Duck homie!
| |
| *Hey baby! Right over here, baby!
| |
| *Don't be eyeballin' me fool!
| |
| *Hey Ballas cocksucka!
| |
| *Florida fucker!
| |
| *I'll kick yo ass man!
| |
| *You gone to tear da car up!
| |
| *Who taught you how to drive?
| |
| *That car is do-do!
| |
| *Hey yo hair is whack!
| |
| *Hey man! Look at me when you die!
| |
| *I'm a maniac! I can't be stopped!
| |
| *ASS-tecas have been lying down!
| |
| *Hey man, pass the blunt!
| |
| *Hey Aztecas!
| |
| *What up boy?
| |
| *Varrios goats!
| |
| *Ballas gonna cry to moms!
| |
| *Vagos eat my shit!
| |
| *VLA are gonna bleed!
| |
| *Die VLAs!
| |
| *Ryder was right about you CJ!
| |
| *I want the best CJ!
| |
| *Grove Street OG coming through!
| |
| *Can I get my drink on?
| |
| *Man, how come you can't see me?
| |
| *You can't drive for shit!
| |
| *Slow down, for goodness sake!
| |
| *Shit, you drive like a motherfucker!
| |
| *We're upside-down!
| |
| *Aw shit, I ain't got no wings CJ! This car is flying!
| |
| *Wait a second!
| |
| *Those aztecs fools.
| |
| *CJ, whos been drawing on you?
| |
| *Am I invisible over here?
| |
| *Shit! I'm suckin' a roach!
| |
| *My motherfucking car, look at it!!
| |
| *You hit me fool!!
| |
| *Aw man, my shit!
| |
| *Aw you hit me! You motherfucking fool!
| |
| *You're in dog shit man, I don't give a shit!
| |
| *Bay-sucking fools!
| |
| *South-side fools!
| |
| *Suck on my 9, Ballas!
| |
| *VLA are gonna fade, man!
| |
| *Go back to your ugly Varrios!
| |
| *I want the best motherfucker.
| |
| *What is this shit you're drinking? Not exactly premium liquor it is.
| |
| *Keep up your speed, CJ!
| |
| *Aw man, we're on fire!
| |
| *Aw man, we're stuck in the burning bucket! Oh shit!
| |
| *Fool! You hit them! Look out!
| |
| *CJ nooooooo!!!
| |
| *Now we're rolling CJ!
| |
| *Kilo Tray's lookin' for trouble.
| |
| *A Johnson boy in a hooptie? A fat bastard!
| |
| *Hey nice ride CJ!
| |
| *Hey man, respect the ink dude!
| |
| *Slammin' ride CJ!
| |
| *Looking popped holmes!
| |
| *Trippin' cartoons CJ!
| |
| *Aw man!! You asshole!
| |
| *Dumbass car!
| |
| *Aw man! Shit, it's all broke!
| |
| *Aw man, this is good weed.
| |
| *CJ, you're ruining my buzz here.
| |
| *Heads down! Duck!
| |
| *You've been messin' with the Grove!
| |
| *We need a car!
| |
| *Yo we got enough CJ!
| |
| *Hey! Chill, motherfucker!
| |
| *Get your fucking hands off me!
| |
| *Oh man! That fucker's in my car!
| |
| *That's my brother's ride!
| |
| *No man, got better shit to do.
| |
| *I was just complimenting CJ!
| |
| *Man that ain't cool!
| |
| *What's up holmes?
| |
| *Man! Life is beautiful!
| |
| *We gotta spray these Balla fools!
| |
| *You're going down Balla bitch!
| |
| *You want some of this bitches?!
| |
| *Northsides go home!
| |
| *Vagos can't see me!
| |
| *Die LSVs!
| |
| *Vagos die!
| |
| *LSVs die!
| |
| *Vagos vamoose!
| |
| *Vagos eat shit!
| |
| *Death to Varrios!
| |
| *Death to Aztecas!
| |
| *Who rolled this piece of shit man?!
| |
| *You tryin' to kidnap me fool?!
| |
| }}
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| {{YoutubeAudio|nhh9ej5ky3E}}
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| ===Ballas===
| |
| *I'll shoot everybody in this bitch!
| |
| *Hey you better be watching yourself fool!
| |
| *Catch his ass Ballas!
| |
| *There he is! There he is!!
| |
| *His tyres! Shoot his tyres!!
| |
| *Can't anybody ride like us?
| |
| *Hey dude don't bang, he perpetrate!
| |
| *Hey man cover my back!
| |
| *Don't make me get out of this car!
| |
| *Man, I break no rule!
| |
| *Aw shit!
| |
| *Watch it fool!
| |
| *Don't roll to my hood! You know nobody rolls in my hood!
| |
| *Everybody duck down!
| |
| *Hey the season is over now!
| |
| *Hey the game is over now busta!
| |
| *Hey baby! Hey baby!
| |
| *Hey man, don't look at me like that!
| |
| *Hey man, we victorious!
| |
| *What hood you ridin' for playa?
| |
| *Oh you just gonna do it like that huh?
| |
| *Hey get your hands off me!
| |
| *Hey man, back off me fool!
| |
| *I was straight down fool!
| |
| *I'm a catch you fool!
| |
| *Hey car-jack mart! Hit the bitch!
| |
| *Hey, let's frush these busters!
| |
| *Why you gotta do that?
| |
| *Say man, gimme all your moonlight now!
| |
| *Get down man I see you. You can run but you can't hide!
| |
| *Blast 'em Grove Street punks!
| |
| *Man, fuck that bitch warren!
| |
| *Hey it's on now!
| |
| *Hey good looking man!
| |
| *Hey taxi! Slow up fool!
| |
| *Hey taxi! I need some love!
| |
| *Hey man this is a B-ride, you got a ticket?
| |
| *Say man, what hood you're from?
| |
| *You need to take that back on the other side now!
| |
| *We is law abiding citizens!
| |
| *I'm big when I'm sitting on my wallet.
| |
| *Grove Street Families suck ass!
| |
| *Grove Street mamas suck my dick!
| |
| *Grove wear snitch jacket!
| |
| *Suck my dick Grove bitch!
| |
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| ===Mexican drug dealer===
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| {{AudioTranscript| y1GDL1uASWA |
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| *I've seen your face officer!
| |
| *Fuck you holmes!
| |
| *Junkies are pussies.
| |
| *I sell drugs to children.
| |
| *I've been with your wife officer.
| |
| *Holmes, you need some rich man's eye? I got what you need.
| |
| *I ain't a drug dealer! I got a wife and 13 children!
| |
| *Don't look at me asshole!
| |
| *What are you looking at puto?
| |
| *I do with your wife officer!
| |
| *Who d'you think you're messing with?
| |
| *You want a little pick-me-up?
| |
| *You know this beer makes me want to piss.
| |
| *You push me, you want to die?!
| |
| *I love making junk things bad!
| |
| *Please officer! This is discrimination!
| |
| *Come back here puto!
| |
| *ASSHOLE!
| |
| *Come back and fight ese!
| |
| *I'll be back asshole!
| |
| *Who the fuck do you think you are ese?!
| |
| *I heard you the first time, fuck off!
| |
| *You're too proud ese!
| |
| *You're a pathetic junkie!
| |
| *Look at that asshole!
| |
| *I live the American Dream!
| |
| *I ain't a drug dealer! I'm a war veteran!
| |
| *I remember you! I know who you are!
| |
| *Oh no! That's real bad news!
| |
| *This is gonna be bad for business!
| |
| *If you have it, I'm gonna be your priest!
| |
| *I need some better customers.
| |
| *I know who you are, drug fiend!
| |
| *I'll see you in half an hour I guess.
| |
| *Customers are such losers.
| |
| *Have you ever heard of inflation?!
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| }}
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| ===Orange 12 pedestrian===
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| {{AudioTranscript | LnZxJxoA6JM |
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| *Come on fool. Kick me a Logger.
| |
| *I ain't no alcoholic, I'm a weed head.
| |
| *Steal one drink and a bartender starts trippin'.
| |
| *I ain't nursin' no drunk.
| |
| *Do Loggers come in a 40 ounce?
| |
| *I prefer Chronic.
| |
| *Man, stop playin' with me!
| |
| *Honk means get the hell on, man!
| |
| *Is you high?
| |
| *You're like my asshole, always holdin' up shit.
| |
| *Move bitch!
| |
| *I'm too high for this shit, move!
| |
| *You playin' with me? Stop playin'.
| |
| *Don't push me.
| |
| *I've come to the edge, man.
| |
| *Man, don't be runnin' up on me.
| |
| *Raise up, mark.
| |
| *Can't you see I'm busy bein' high?
| |
| *All that aggression.
| |
| *You on sherms?
| |
| *Go smoke some Cheeba.
| |
| *You're Madd Doggin' me, man.
| |
| *Get your hands out my pockets!
| |
| *I'm a get me a Happy Farmer Kit.
| |
| *That esse put dust in my weed.
| |
| *I smoke cause it gives me peace of mind.
| |
| *Them white boys had me on Crystal Meth.
| |
| *Weed, money, same difference.
| |
| *Gonna shoot me over $200, man?
| |
| *I smoke cause it gives me knowledge.
| |
| *You still wearin' prison issue, man?
| |
| *You send clothes money on crack, huh?
| |
| *It's laundry day, huh?
| |
| *You so fat, you jumped in the air and you got stuck.
| |
| *Back of your neck look like a pack of hot dogs.
| |
| *Did someone die in your mouth?
| |
| *Do you shower in do-do?
| |
| *Man, you stink.
| |
| *Why you got to be like that?
| |
| *Man, why you tryin' to fade me?
| |
| *Nice outfit, high roller.
| |
| *Came up on some nice clothes, boy.
| |
| *Can't find them threads at no swap meet.
| |
| *You swollen as shit man.
| |
| *You lift weights? I lift joints.
| |
| *Smells good, boy.
| |
| *Where can I buy your smell?
| |
| *Ya smell good, man.
| |
| *Now I got to steal another bike.
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| *Gimme drugs! I'll forget about the bike.
| |
| *Stolen bikes don't have no insurance.
| |
| *I'm the one supposed to drive high, not you.
| |
| *Now I got to steal another car.
| |
| *I would call the po-po.
| |
| *You got enough weed to fix this?
| |
| *I'm too high for this shit.
| |
| *Damn!
| |
| *What the hell?
| |
| *I'm movin'!
| |
| *Aw, you trippin'.
| |
| *Stay off the crack, man.
| |
| *You on one.
| |
| *Scandalous!
| |
| *Say, man, what's on special?
| |
| *I don't smoke all the time.
| |
| *I need the good shit, man! The good shit!
| |
| *Gimme the proper, man.
| |
| *I'm a lick you like Mr. Whoopee.
| |
| *I'm a soak you up like a biscuit.
| |
| *You, me, weed - what a threesome.
| |
| *Stoned with a stone cold jab.
| |
| *My heart don't pump no Sprunk.
| |
| *I'm a beat ya like you stole somethin'.
| |
| *Knockin' you out, and smokin' your money.
| |
| *I hate getting stole on.
| |
| *Another one, damn it.
| |
| *I can't loose man, hit me!
| |
| *I feel my card comin', hit me!
| |
| *Feelin' lucky, hit me!
| |
| *Come one, dealer!
| |
| *Gimme another one!
| |
| *Hit me!
| |
| *Bitch!
| |
| *Dealer, you cheatin'!
| |
| *I ain't got enough left for a sack.
| |
| *That ain't count.
| |
| *I said "Stay", not "Hit".
| |
| *Man, I'm cool, no more cards.
| |
| *This hand is righteous.
| |
| *No more, I'll ride with this hear.
| |
| *No more, dealer.
| |
| *I'll stay.
| |
| *No, I'll stay.
| |
| *Yes!
| |
| *We dealers stick together, you know.
| |
| *Man, I can't be faded, man.
| |
| *Did you think you could beat me?
| |
| *All praise due to the weed!
| |
| *Santos fools runnin' the casino, man.
| |
| *Do it again.
| |
| *I let you win that time, man.
| |
| *Hell yeah, let's go smoke and celebrate.
| |
| *Spend yo winnin's on a sack.
| |
| *We played Russain roulette.
| |
| *My P.O. don't know I left Los Santos.
| |
| *Hey, lemme borrow some of ya chips.
| |
| *Let me borrow some of ya chips.
| |
| *I got all ya'lls money!
| |
| *Did it on one coin too!
| |
| *The slots love me!
| |
| *One yank, made all that bank.
| |
| *Man, I was just playin' with ya.
| |
| *Man, stop playin', the po-po watchin'.
| |
| *Calm yo ass down.
| |
| *How you gonna draw down on your homie?
| |
| *I thought we was homies?
| |
| *This fool is trippin'!
| |
| *Man, I stole this first!
| |
| *Damn, I'm slippin'.
| |
| *Come on, man. Ain't we the same set?
| |
| *Man, you on one.
| |
| *Wait, man, the rollers is watchin'.
| |
| *I'm a civilian, man.
| |
| *How you gonna run up on me?
| |
| *Damn, you scandalous!
| |
| *Oh, busta!
| |
| *Stupid ass mark!
| |
| *My homies gonna find you!
| |
| *Bitch!
| |
| *You ain't a G!
| |
| *You know we enemies now, right?
| |
| *Yeah, boy, you better bail!
| |
| *I just got to steal another one. Shit.
| |
| *Why you drive off, mark!
| |
| *Man, I will kick your ass! You hear me?
| |
| *Forget you! I'm a go smoke.
| |
| *Fine!
| |
| *Fine! You can't have none of my endo.
| |
| *Why you trippin', man?
| |
| *I just stole this money from ya mamma!
| |
| *You just gonna smoke it up.
| |
| *Hold up, man, the rollers is watchin'.
| |
| *Yeah, but I can't fade it, man.
| |
| *Fo sho.
| |
| *That's some mark ass shit.
| |
| *The bomb, man.
| |
| *Oh, that's right!
| |
| *And it's tight, man!
| |
| *Nah, but it's crackin' though, huh?
| |
| *Not yet, man
| |
| *Nah, man, nah.
| |
| *Oh, no.
| |
| *Man, you blowin' my high.
| |
| *Get out my face, trick.
| |
| *Hey little mamma.
| |
| *What's poppin'.
| |
| *Hey, baby, you don't remember me, do you?
| |
| *Hey, man, where the weed at?
| |
| *What's happenin', homeboy?
| |
| *What's up dog?
| |
| *Call me with some Chronic, aight?
| |
| *Later!
| |
| *I gotta bail, in a minute.
| |
| *Later homie.
| |
| *Lemme go find some Chronic. Later.
| |
| *You know about that Happy Farmer Kit?
| |
| *You been to Sha-La's yet?
| |
| *Ever smoke weed from San Fierro?
| |
| *You tried that grub at Cluckin' Bell yet?
| |
| *Hey, you visit that Blotto shop?
| |
| *Some fat sherm is makin' me tweak.
| |
| *Weed spot is dry as hell man.
| |
| *Man, I've got some Northern Lights, straight from Canada.
| |
| *Got me nice and sprung!
| |
| *I ain't feelin' nothin'.
| |
| *A second chance at life?
| |
| *That shit look painful.
| |
| *Do it hurt?
| |
| *Walk it off!
| |
| *Well your draws don't smell too bad.
| |
| *I dun spent all my duckets on weed.
| |
| *Damn! This is the bomb!
| |
| *Should I buy a dub, or should I buy this?
| |
| *I can't fade this, man.
| |
| *How much is this shit again?
| |
| *Can I pay for this with bud?
| |
| *I can refund this tomorrow, right?
| |
| *Yeah, my money smell like weed, so!?
| |
| *You know I'm about to kick your ass, right?
| |
| *Come on fool, get off!
| |
| *Stop that shit!
| |
| *You're ruinin' my high, man!
| |
| *I ain't got no money!
| |
| *How about I pay you Saturday mornin'?
| |
| *You drive like you on drugs.
| |
| *I know you can see me!
| |
| *Taxi!
| |
| *You got ran the hell over!
| |
| *Scrooch over, let me hit someone too.
| |
| *Forget drive-by's. You drive over!
| |
| *Take me to the drugs, pronto!
| |
| *I got to pay you in bud.
| |
| *Drive! I'm clockin' here!
| |
| *Thanks, man!
| |
| *I'm a go get high now.
| |
| *Righteous!
| |
| *If I ever need speed for weed, you the one.
| |
| *Here's some extra, go on, get high.
| |
| *Extra chump change for some Cheeba.
| |
| *Am I high, or did we switch drivers?
| |
| *That's my dealer you jacked, man!
| |
| *Say, drop me off at the weed spot.
| |
| *That Chronic got me, man.
| |
| *Man, why you want to steal this bucket anyway?
| |
| *Now how will my dealer do the drop off?
| |
| }}
| |
| | |
| ===Quantum Man pedestrian===
| |
| {{AudioTranscript| RgFerp4TxWs |
| |
| *When will you villains learn?
| |
| *Taste the sweet anvils that are my fists.
| |
| *If you give me money, I'll give a super blowjob.
| |
| *I forgot to sew pockets on my tights.
| |
| *Quantum Man can be your drinking buddy!
| |
| *My superhearing has detected an emergency!
| |
| *You villains never learn!
| |
| *Oh! That tickles! Taste my wrath!
| |
| *You dare to aim at citizens?!
| |
| *Quantum Man never shrinks from battle!
| |
| *Must...catch...bullets!
| |
| *Stop! In the name of justice!
| |
| *I have no choice but to agree.
| |
| *Agreed, good citizen!
| |
| *SILENCE! Evil one! Your deeds has come to an end!
| |
| *Be vigilant!
| |
| *Why thank you good citizen!
| |
| *I only use my powers against supervillains.
| |
| *Hello good citizen!
| |
| *You are risking everything in combat!
| |
| *I have powerful thighs.
| |
| *My super-speed is no match for you!
| |
| *You dare aim at Quantum Man?!
| |
| *Panic not good citizens! FLEE!
| |
| *I dare you to immobilize that firearm!
| |
| *This planet is insane!
| |
| *I am Quantum Man, I have come to the universe to protect the innocent!
| |
| *Hello female citizen!
| |
| *Hello sir!
| |
| *Have you seen the regular reaction?
| |
| *Glory thee to this powerful moment!
| |
| *In the name of subnotomic!
| |
| *On my world, I was known as a bum.
| |
| *STOP! In the name of justice!
| |
| *There is no reasoning with people!
| |
| *I must agree with the gravity of this universe.
| |
| *My compliments good lady.
| |
| *Please excuse me citizen.
| |
| *I must return to crime patrol. My duty calls.
| |
| *Hello there sir!
| |
| *Dark forces are gathering here.
| |
| *Your timing was inplecible.
| |
| *Do you know what you've done?!
| |
| }}
| |
| | |
| ===African-American hippie===
| |
| *Fight the power brother!
| |
| *Let's be peaceful brother!
| |
| *They don't want us expanding our minds.
| |
| *Relax! I'm only pulling out my wallet!
| |
| *Brother I have no beef with you.
| |
| *You see a black man trying to drive?
| |
| *I believe I have a right to self-defence.
| |
| *I know who you are pig!
| |
| *I'm gonna beat the Uncle Tom outta you!
| |
| *You gonna do drive by Uncle Tom?
| |
| *Always a sellout pulling a trigger!
| |
| *I'm late for Dr.Ackbar's knowledge.
| |
| *Stop harassing me 5-0!
| |
| *Get a good life snitch!
| |
| *I like message reps!
| |
| *Jack Howardson making pigs look cool!
| |
| *Don't eat to die brother! EAT TO LIVE!
| |
| *Clean the lies from your lives!
| |
| *The revolution needs brothers like you!
| |
| *Capitalism breeds accidents!
| |
| *Capitalism breeds car crashes!
| |
| *Legalise it and we'll advertise it!
| |
| *My people love it.
| |
| *You need to be corrected brother!
| |
| *Please brother! Stop the violence!
| |
| *Unhand me you sellout!
| |
| *Thieving Uncle Tom!
| |
| *Brainwashed bastard!
| |
| *Of course but I won't discuss it openly!
| |
| *Kiss my ass snitch!
| |
| *Traitor!
| |
| *Beware the beast sister!
| |
| *Beware the beast brother!
| |
| *Crack dealers destroy our community!
| |
| *The New World Order has enslaved our people!
| |
| *My fine African garments!
| |
| *Your driving lacks street knowledge!
| |
| *Stay in the driving seat brother!
| |
| *Now we're both victims of capitalism!
| |
| *Those garments are attrocious brother.
| |
| *Look at that strong black brother, now that's an fine African warrior!
| |
| *Brothers in the drivers seats intimidate you?!
| |
| *You're acting kinda strange.
| |
| *Violence breeds more violence fool!
| |
| *You're too old for the man!
| |
| *Rejecting messager, but consisting the message.
| |
| *No more crime please uncle brother!
| |
| *I only deal with revolutionaries.
| |
| *Heard much about the New World Order?
| |
| *Capitalism breeds violent deaths!
| |
| *You know anything about the crack conspiracy?
| |
| *Too strong and too black to die!
| |
| *Look at that! They're hatin' me!
| |
| *The revolution is coming, I'm wearing my best African garments.
| |
| *The ancestors sent me back!
| |
| *San Fierro is waking up to the truth!
| |
| *TAXI!
| |
| *You're not a government agent are you?
| |
| *Jacking cars is what they want you to do!
| |
| | |
| ===Bone County redneck===
| |
| *How come they don't allow donkeys in this bar?
| |
| *Adam and Eve was brother and sister.
| |
| *I'm telling you, horse is the new pork.
| |
| *I'm telling ya man cousins is legal, this is crazy!
| |
| *Move you dumb retard!
| |
| *So the donkey walks into a bar...
| |
| *Hey! I ain't got all day!
| |
| *You stinking piece of shit! MOVE!
| |
| *Next time I punch your face.
| |
| *You inbred or something, you can't see me?
| |
| *What do you mean change my socks?
| |
| *What a rustbucket!
| |
| *What a piece of shit car!
| |
| *I'm gonna get myself a monster truck!
| |
| *HEY! You look out!
| |
| *Hey! This is my pa's car!
| |
| *You damn Yankee!
| |
| *When d'you learn to drive?!
| |
| *Come on, punch me!
| |
| *He's got a gun!!
| |
| *Who the hell do you think you are?!
| |
| *HEY! Get off!
| |
| *Hey get back here! Where do you think you're going?!
| |
| *You've been messing with the wrong guy!
| |
| *I was gonna introduce you to my sister.
| |
| *Heck no. No.
| |
| *Hey I ain't got all day buddy!
| |
| *Pardon me!
| |
| *Hey come on man! Look out!
| |
| *What do you think of this here chrome shotgun?
| |
| *Ma and pa were past cousins.
| |
| *Donkey's afraid of a big fat man.
| |
| *Whoa man, you sure is fat.
| |
| *Oh you rude bastard.
| |
| *NOT MY BIKE!
| |
| *Oh geez! That was my favourite bike!
| |
| *Hey! I just stole this car!
| |
| *You're dead donkin' me buddy!
| |
| *Oh come on asshole!
| |
| *Out of my way!
| |
| *Come on! Gimme your best shot!
| |
| *Come on, I'm gonna break your nose!
| |
| *HELP! I'm being shot at!
| |
| *Beat it tough guy! I ain't afraid of ya!
| |
| *Bastard jacked me!
| |
| *Oh, ma's gonna be so mad!
| |
| *Hey that varmint son'bitch stole my car! Oh how am I going to get home?
| |
| *Oh pa's gonna whup me for this one!
| |
| *This here car's mine! So out you go boy!
| |
| *Watch your step on the way out! Hee hee!
| |
| *Hey I was just bein' friendly!
| |
| *You got something against donkeys?
| |
| *Hey leave me alone!
| |
| *Well hello there miss!
| |
| *Hello donkey lips!
| |
| *Have you ever lived in a trailer park?
| |
| *Sprunk an' scotch is my favourite drink.
| |
| *Cover your eyes donkey!
| |
| *This store is fancy!
| |
| *Oh I want me some of these!
| |
| *Oh, I think I'm gonna puke...
| |
| *Are you insane?!
| |
| *Step on it buddy, I'm in a mood.
| |
| *That was fast. Here's some change.
| |
| *My cousins are gonna get you for this!
| |
| *See ya later donkey hater!
| |
| *I'm the victim in this here situation!
| |
| *Now get the hell out!
| |
| *I was tryin' to be nice!
| |
| *Hey we was just talkin'!
| |
| *These bar stools sure are squishy.
| |
| *Hey let's get a move on!
| |
| *I'm gonna get angry!
| |
| *Pardon me.
| |
| *Hey mister!
| |
| *See ya later pretty lady!
| |
| *Have you ever raised donkeys.
| |
| *Dude, Burger Shot is disgusting.
| |
| *Lordy Lordy!
| |
| *I wonder if they got this in yellow?
| |
| *Would you ring me for this?
| |
| *Hey there!
| |
| *Hey that was cool!
| |
| *Sonny Jim, I'm in a rush!
| |
| *Good job, here's the change.
| |
| *Please mister, let me go!
| |
| *I'll never see my donkey again!
| |
| *You city folk are so rude.
| |
| *Yeah it's the Devil, oh it's disgusting, I can't bear it.
| |
| *I got no time for you man.
| |
| *See you later.
| |
| *Have you ever tried licking a Rusty Brown?
| |
| *Incest is a beautiful thing!
| |
| *I just love the countryside.
| |
| *I think you just killed that person!
| |
| *Howdy!
| |
| *I just can't bear the city.
| |
| *You seen my life! You've seen my donkey too?
| |
| *There is no way I'm payin' for that!
| |
| *Hey it's about time!
| |
| *Somebody help me! Hey, this guy's touchin' me!
| |
| *I'll let you touch me if you let me go!
| |
| | |
| ===James Earl Cash impersonator===
| |
| {{AudioTranscript| fJoqajUbh5s |
| |
| *Take me with you.
| |
| *OH NO! NO! Not this again!
| |
| *Missy help!!!
| |
| *He is one of them!!!
| |
| *Aw crap!!
| |
| *You're not one of them!
| |
| *Oh no! Not my eyes!!!
| |
| *Get off my anus!
| |
| *This is my car! I need this car!!
| |
| *Each to their own, whatever man.
| |
| *They drink short on the chemicals.
| |
| *We all got to keep movin'! Get a move on!
| |
| *Amnesia...
| |
| *Gotta keep movin', can't take me again.
| |
| *Crazy maniac!!
| |
| *Oh you prick!
| |
| *My brain!!
| |
| *HOO!! OH!!
| |
| *You missed! HA!
| |
| *You can't steal my mind man!
| |
| *Oh no! Not my ass!!
| |
| *I can't leave this car!
| |
| *Get your hands off me man! He's one of them!!
| |
| *I need this car!!! You don't know what you're doing, alien scum!!!
| |
| *Yes, it's terrible!
| |
| *No, not since I have this thing in my head.
| |
| *Howdy.
| |
| *BYE NOW!
| |
| *Bye now, watch the skies!
| |
| *Have you ever seen a visitor?
| |
| *Have you ever seen one of them?
| |
| *What year is this?
| |
| *Where's alumium fall?
| |
| *You're wasting your life.
| |
| *You call this a life?
| |
| *Are you a messenger?
| |
| *Just let me go man!
| |
| *I'm saved!
| |
| }}
| |
| | |
| ===Mohawk punk===
| |
| *He got nothing on me!
| |
| *Hey this is bullshit! Where are the charges?
| |
| *Man, get out of the way!
| |
| *OUT OF THE WAY!
| |
| *Something's gonna be very wrong with you!
| |
| *Everyone knows me at the casinos!
| |
| *You call that a car?
| |
| *Yo, yo, yo, yo!
| |
| *That tattoo is FIERCE!!
| |
| *OPEN YOUR EYES MAN!!
| |
| *Man, I got this detailed!
| |
| *Damn idiot!
| |
| *Nooooooooo!!
| |
| *What are you retarded?!
| |
| *Can we just talk this out!
| |
| *WA-HA-HO!!!
| |
| *AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
| |
| *I was done dealin' with diapers, I'm gonna kick your ass!
| |
| *Oh what do you think you're doing?!
| |
| *Oh this is not cool man!
| |
| *You got no witnesses?
| |
| *You wanna see a trick pal?
| |
| *What are you, some kind of joker?
| |
| *Hey watch your shoes man!
| |
| *Man I just invented this trick!
| |
| *You wanna bet on that?
| |
| *What's the matter with you?
| |
| *Unlike you I got somewhere to be!
| |
| *Man some people...!
| |
| *Come on man, let's beat the phones!
| |
| *Ho ho, I'm feelin' lucky today!
| |
| *Man, that is a rolling disaster!
| |
| *Nice car pal!
| |
| *Now that car is cool!
| |
| *BLIND OR SOMETHING?!!
| |
| *Hey LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY BIKE!!
| |
| *Oh you're blind as a bat!
| |
| *Oh what did you do?!
| |
| *OOOHH!!!
| |
| *You call that driving?!
| |
| *AAAHHH!!!
| |
| *You better not screw me man, I need some of that stuff.
| |
| *Man, I hope you like knuckle sandwiches!
| |
| *Oh watch where you point that!
| |
| *Oh this is not working out!
| |
| *I won't have any insurance!!!
| |
| *MAN I JUST STOLE THAT CAR BACK!!!
| |
| *GIMME THAT!!
| |
| *I need this more than you do!
| |
| *Awesome!
| |
| *N.O.!
| |
| *Go fly a kite!
| |
| *Forget you!
| |
| *Have you played craps?
| |
| *Yo, the police are hassling me all the time!
| |
| *I don't believe this!
| |
| *Look at the tag on that!
| |
| *Hey TAXI!!!
| |
| *HEY WATCH OUT MAN!!! OH GOD!!!!
| |
| *HEY THIS AIN'T DRIVING MAN!! THIS IS HUNTING!!
| |
| *Have you driven a [[Hustler]]?
| |
| *I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!
| |
| *I'm gonna crush your skull man!
| |
| *You ever gamble!
| |
| *Man, I'm banned from three casinos!
| |
| *Man looks better on the windows!
| |
| *UH!! I'M GONNA DIE MAN!!!
| |
| *Playin' cards are gonna make me a millionairre!
| |
| | |
| ===English actress===
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| {{AudioTranscript|qC4N2GMnoO0|
| |
| *Hurry it up please, I've got a casting couch in five minutes!
| |
| *Oh mummy!
| |
| *Come on, move your arse!
| |
| *At least my orgasm repertoire has been broadened.
| |
| *Oh bloody hell!
| |
| *Get it up for God sakes!
| |
| *Ah stupid Americans!
| |
| *I'm British, ya know.
| |
| *You filthy Americans!
| |
| *Oh what a lovely tight arse!
| |
| *You yanks, you don't know how to bloody drive!
| |
| *Won't somebody do something?
| |
| *OH SHIT!
| |
| *Oh you're pissing me off!
| |
| *Done every agent in this town.
| |
| *Eight hours on set and every orifice is sore.
| |
| *(crying) I want to go home!
| |
| *Oh excuse me!
| |
| *Sorry!
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| *Method acting doesn't come into a freeway.
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| *I asked for an Oscar and I got a XXX.
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| *What is that smell?
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| *I'd like to have you on a casting couch.
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| *Oh gosh! Oh no!!!
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| *I don't believe this!
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| *Isn't there a place for you?
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| *"Feel the part" he says.
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| *Oh my! How rude!
| |
| *I thought he meant "vagina monalogues".
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| *Oh you STINK!
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| *God those tattoos are awful!
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| *Fine it suits me.
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| *You smell gorgeous!
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| *Tattoos make me horny!
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| *Oh for Christ's sake!
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| *OW!! My nose!
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| *COWARD!!
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| *Well hello there!
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| *Wow, you're a beefcake aren't you?
| |
| *Oh bollocks, lost again.
| |
| *About bloody time! Hurrah!! At last!
| |
| *I find this game so confusing, let's play for real money huh?
| |
| *I never bet on red, 23 red seems to be calling me.
| |
| *Hey mate, is that real?
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| *I was warned about this!
| |
| *Fine, have it your way chum!
| |
| *Typical Los Santos!
| |
| *Go me! Go me!
| |
| *Oh well done! How very well done!
| |
| *A real gun?! Is that real?!
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| *HANDS OFF!
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| *YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF THIS!
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| *Give it back you arsehole!
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| *So busy on set, haven't found the time.
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| *No time for this.
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| *See you around.
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| *Yeah, cheerio mate.
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| *Divorce made me feel very depressed.
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| *It's another day in America!
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| *Hello, how do you do?
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| *Nice meeting you.
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| *I'll never get a break in real movies.
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| *These yanks? They're nutters!
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| *Excuse me, how much is that please?
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| *COO-EE! TAXI!
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| *Oh Lord! Bloody hell! What are you doing?!
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| *Really really well done.
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| *What are you doing you half-wit?
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| *Good lord who are you?!
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| *This town makes people so rude!
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| *Utterly compelling yeah...
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| *No, I never had that pleasure.
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| *Hello, hello!
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| *See ya!
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| *Have you ever tried to make it in as an actress.
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| *I love the film movie business.
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| *I love acting, film business is my one true passion.
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| *Choices, choices.
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| *Can I have just that one.
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| *OI!! TAXI!!
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| *Hey look where you're going!
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| *That was top great!
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| *That would never happen in London!
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| *Another day in America...
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| *These Yanks, they're nutters.
| |
| *Show me what you're made of! Hit me!
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| *I'm gonna teach you some manners!
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| *I know how to protect myself!
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| *Ah, you think you're hard, do you then!
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| *I've had a bloody long day!
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| *Come on then, you cretin!
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| *
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| }}
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| ===English actor=== | |
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| *Mate, come on! Shifty shifty!
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| *Have a bloody bath mate. You bloody stink.
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| *You fat bastard, you ate all the pies!
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| *Hey dude! I'm late for an audition!
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| *I love fighting! Makes me feel like a real man!
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| *Oi guv'nor!
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| *I was a gangster back home but now I'm an actor.
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| *Move you wanker!
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| *Your loss you bloody wanker!
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| *I'm like a pig in pig shit!
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| *You bloody Yank!
| |
| *Call the bloody embassy!
| |
| *Move your blooming arse!
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| *Piss off!
| |
| *Wow! I'm in [[Vinewood in GTA III Era|Vinewood]]!
| |
| *Did your mum dress you?
| |
| *I was talking to you mate!
| |
| *I love your clobber mate!
| |
| *You gotta lose a bit of weight fatty!
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| *British press ruined me, never talked about me at all.
| |
| *You've been on the pies ay mate?
| |
| *Well, up yours wanker!
| |
| *You're doing more press ups than me!
| |
| *HEY!! I just bought this!
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| *HELP! Oh, you wanker!
| |
| *You thick Yank!
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| *Oi wanker! Look out!
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| *I'm an actor, not a bollard!
| |
| *You look dressed in the dark.
| |
| *You look like a stupid plonker!
| |
| *That's good gear, where d'you get that mate?
| |
| *You smell blinded!
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| *Oh mister!
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| *You can't hit me! I'm an actor!
| |
| *You upstart colonial prat!
| |
| *Hey mate, bring me a little bit of trumpet!
| |
| *Bollocks that is!
| |
| *That is shite!
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| *Grrrrrr... shite!
| |
| *I'm a rich man! RICH!
| |
| *Did I say "stick"?
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| *I don't do death scenes, I do acting!
| |
| *Piss off you septic bastard!
| |
| *You thieving pillock!
| |
| *BOLLOCKS!
| |
| *Mate, I needed that car!
| |
| *Call my agent, I needed a new jamjar!
| |
| *No bloody liberty, taking the piss.
| |
| *Better bloody believe it!
| |
| *Enough of that shit mate, excuse me.
| |
| *See ya later treacle!
| |
| *Have you been down South London?
| |
| *Have you been to South London?
| |
| *Have you watched that five uncles show?
| |
| *Not the bike! Not the bike!
| |
| *I warn you: I know how to box!
| |
| *Oh you prat!
| |
| *You nearly ran me over you prat!
| |
| *I need some bugle real bad!
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| *Card!
| |
| *Gimme a card!
| |
| *I'm good.
| |
| *Blinded! I'm a bloody champion!
| |
| *Blinded! Blinded!
| |
| *Come on, come on black!
| |
| *You shitebag machine, pay me now!
| |
| *Don't shoot me! I'm a Londoner!
| |
| *WANKER!
| |
| *Get away from the motor!
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| *My motor! I've been robbed!
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| *BOLLOCKS!
| |
| *That is well uncool!
| |
| *I mean nothing by it mate!
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| *Bloody shite, I know mate.
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| *A load of bollocks mate.
| |
| *Rest your cakehole there.
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| *Hey love!
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| *Awright mate!
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| *See you gorgeous.
| |
| *Have you been to old [[Liberty City]]?
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| *Guv'nor!
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| *Safe mate, yeh mate.
| |
| *I cannot bear criticism.
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| *I hate reading, I can't do it.
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| *I hate authority.
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| *Call me old ma mate, please?
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| *Bloody terrible!
| |
| *That's right up my alleyway, that one!
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| *Oi cab! Over here son!
| |
| *Come on man, I gotta dash!
| |
| *Am I gonna be alright mate.
| |
| *This town is blinded!
| |
| *Put my price on that!
| |
| *Oi taxi! Get over here!
| |
| *Come on, mate! Gimme some!
| |
| *Come on, eh!
| |
| *I'm gonna cream you, sunshine!
| |
| *Look, mate, I can anger myself!
| |
| *Oh, you bloody Yank!
| |
| *Is that all you got, you bloody Yank?
| |
| *I'll smash you in half, mate!
| |
| *Come on, wanker, come on!
| |
| *You're messing with a real man now!
| |
| *You're at your depths, mate.
| |
| *You're messin' with a Londoner! ''South Londoner!''
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| }}
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| | |
| ===[[UFOs#DNMOLC1|Native American Alien (DNMOLC1)]]===
| |
| *We must take care of Mother Earth.
| |
| *You're a genius civilization.
| |
| *Is this mating?
| |
| *I come in peace.
| |
| *You are poised for extinction.
| |
| *I believe this is how you fight.
| |
| *I will lead with my right.
| |
| *I do not wish to engage in violence.
| |
| *You do not understand.
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| *Premative, but effective.
| |
| *I will not spill your red fluids.
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| ===Construction worker===
| |
| * Out of the way, man!
| |
| * Hurry up, I gotta get to the site!
| |
| * Come on, I got work to do!
| |
| * Move it, asshole!
| |
| * Buy American, you piece of shit!
| |
| * I don't got all day here!
| |
| * Move it or lose it, moron!
| |
| * This ain't a parking lot, asshole!
| |
| * I'm gonna be late for my bowling league!
| |
| * What's your problem, pal?
| |
| * Got some sort of disorder, buddy?
| |
| * Tourettes, huh?
| |
| * Watch where you're walking, moron!
| |
| * You want me to shoot you with my nailgun?
| |
| * Yeah, just try that again.
| |
| * Do you want a black eye?
| |
| * Easy!
| |
| * Hey!
| |
| * Watch it!
| |
| * You in a rush?
| |
| * You pushin' me, buddy?
| |
| * What's your problem, buddy?
| |
| * My bowling team's in first place.
| |
| * Foreman takes all the credit.
| |
| * Got this new table saw.
| |
| * Bowling is such an intellectual game.
| |
| * Fell off the scaffolding last week.
| |
| * I wouldn't even wear that on the site!
| |
| * You look like shit!
| |
| * What the hell are you wearing?
| |
| * Who paid you to wear those clothes?
| |
| * Woah, fatty!
| |
| * You're gonna give yourself a heart attack!
| |
| * My god, you sure are fat!
| |
| * You are a fat bastard!
| |
| * Dude! Take a shower!
| |
| * Try some deodorant, buddy!
| |
| * And I thought I smelled bad!
| |
| * My god, you stink!
| |
| * Very flashy!
| |
| * You sure know how to dress!
| |
| * I like those clothes!
| |
| * You must be in construction too, huh!
| |
| * Gee, I wouldn't mess with you!
| |
| * You a trainer or something?
| |
| * Nice cologne, bro!
| |
| * Bet you get a lot of ladies with that cologne!
| |
| * Maybe I should try that cologne!
| |
| * I wish I smelled that good!
| |
| * You been to that new 24/7?
| |
| * You tried using a belt cinder?
| |
| * You ever do it yourself?
| |
| * Have you checked out that new Willard dealership?
| |
| * Have you ever tried bowling?
| |
| * I oughta kick your ass!
| |
| * Bring it on, buddy!
| |
| * Yeah, this's gonna be fun!
| |
| * I'm gonna mess you up!
| |
| * I needed a release all day!
| |
| * Come on, asshole!
| |
| * Let's see what you got, douchebag!
| |
| * Go ahead, make me hurt!
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