User:Gta-mysteries/Alexandra Chilton Dialogue

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Alex: A relationship is not a one way street, Niko. If you don't start going in both directions you might lose me.

Alex: A woman has needs, Niko. If you aren't prepared to meet those needs then she might look elsewhere.

Alex: Alex Chilton stood up by a European nobody? My friends will not believe it.

Alex: Alex here, Niko.

Niko: Alex, hello.

Niko: Alex, how's it going?

Niko: Alex, I want to go shopping. Can you get me some money off?

Niko: Alex, I'm sorry about this but I can't take you out anymore.

Niko: Alex, that you?

Niko: Alex, you're a socialite. Surely you know someone else who'll come pick you up.

Niko: Alex. It's Niko.

Niko: Alex. You probably got more important things to worry about like boots or something, but we're over.

Niko: Alright then, I'll call another time.

Niko: Alright, I'll be there soon.

Alex: Alright, Niko. Treat me like this then.

Alex: Alright, well top prize for effort. I'll let you take me out. Come by in the next hour.

Niko: Another time, Alex. We will put on a rain check.

Alex: Are you fucking stupid? I'm sleeping. Call me back after noon. I might be awake then.

Alex: Be warned Niko, I look like a mess.

Alex: Do you want to take me out?

Alex: Don't be late, Niko.

Alex: Fine, Niko. I'll call a cab.

Alex: From now on I am only dating Americans.

Alex: From now on I am only dating Americans.

Alex: Fuck you. I could have done anything now. You were lucky I agreed to see you.

Alex: Girls like me do not get treated like this by guys like you. Deal with yourself, Niko.

Niko: Good news, Alex. You don't have to worry about slumming it no more. We're done.

Niko: Hello Alex.

Niko: Hey Alex, I want to go buy some clothes. Will you get me a discount?

Niko: Hey Alex.

Alex: Hey Niko, I was just thinking I like guys I date to look good in case the paps snap us together or something.

Alex: Hey, it's Alex.

Niko: Hi Alex. It's Niko.

Niko: How's it going, Alex?

Alex: I am a beautiful flower and I need to be treated with care. And if you do that, I might date you again.

Alex: I can't just go helping anybody out. I'd lose my reputation. Why don't you hang out with me more and then maybe we'll talk?

Niko: I can't take you out just now, Alex. I'll call you later.

Niko: I didn't know you'd be in bed. I'm sorry.

Alex: I feel like you should take me out on a date.

Alex: I knew you'd do this. I just knew it.

Alex: I wouldn't ask you to do this if it wasn't absolutely necessary.

Niko: I'd like to buy some stuff. Can you arrange a discount for me?

Niko: I'd like to see you.

Alex: If you ever want a discount from a clothes shop in Liberty City, call me and I'll arrange it.

Alex: If you think you can just treat me like some slutty European whore then you are sadly mistaken.

Niko: I'll be by in a bit.

Niko: I'll be there in a bit.

Alex: I'll be waiting, Niko.

Niko: I'll come collect you then.

Alex: I'll give you another chance, Niko. But this better be the best date of my life though. Come collect me in an hour.

Alex: I'll go on a date with you, Niko. Pick me up in the next hour.

Alex: I'll see you then.

Alex: I'll sort it, Niko. There'll be a discount for the rest of the day. Promise to buy nice clothes though.

Alex: I'm going to have to call my therapist. Goodbye.

Alex: I'm not saying this is over for good but I need a break.

Alex: I'm not used to taking rejection, Niko. Goodbye.

Niko: I'm on my way.

Alex: I'm scared that if we see each other this much someone's going to get hurt. In a while, maybe.

Alex: I'm sorry but I've got to see the girls. Maybe another time.

Niko: It'd be good to do something with you.

Niko: It's Niko. You think you could arrange some money off for me at a shop?

Alex: Jesus. What sort of guy am I dating? Goodbye.

Alex: My psychiatrist says that I shouldn't be seeing anyone in this emotional state, maybe if you me call back later...

Alex: My therapist was right. He was totally right about you.

Alex: My therapist was right. He was totally right about you.

Alex: Niko, I am an intellectual, beautiful, and interesting woman. I do not need to see a man who treats me like you do.

Alex: Niko, I am not someone you want to fuck things up with. You will regret losing me for the rest of your life.

Alex: Niko, I cannot get tied down right now. We should leave a bit of a gap between each date.

Alex: Niko, I just can't see you right now. I have to put in some serious Daddy time to make sure the card doesn't get cut off.

Alex: Niko, it's Alex.

Alex: Niko, they're letting me out of the clinic and Daddy's driver is busy. Would you pick me up?

Alex: Niko, this is Alex calling.

Alex: Niko, time to earn some brownie points. Would you pick me up from the hospital?

Alex: Niko, you picked up. Well it's been a while since I've heard from you.

Alex: Niko. I don't want this to get too serious. Maybe we shouldn't see each other this often. Maybe in a while.

Alex: Oh, you picked up. I was starting to think I'd have to get Daddy's private investigator to track you down, Niko.

Alex: Oh, you've decided to call, have you?

Alex: Okay Niko, we can go on a date. Come pick me up in the next hour.

Niko: Okay then Alex, I'll come and get you in the next hour.

Niko: Okay, Alex. I'll try you again later.

Alex: Okay, I was getting ready, but fine.

Niko: Okay, I'll come and pick you up in the next hour.

Alex: Okay, Niko. If that's the way it is, that's the way it is.

Alex: Okay, Niko. I've got a blog to write anyway.

Alex: Okay, pick me up in the next hour and you can take me out.

Alex: Okay. I'll make some calls. I can get you a fifty percent off at the major outlets in Liberty City for the rest of the day.

Alex: See you in a bit.

Niko: See you soon, Alex.

Alex: Shit, I would have been better off putting my energy into a block of wood than you.

Alex: Shit, I would have been better off putting my energy into a block of wood than you.

Alex: So you're still on the scene, are you?

Niko: Sorry Alex but something's come up. I can't get you from the hospital.

Niko: Sorry Alex, it's over between us. I can't say I'm going to miss you.

Niko: Sorry Alex. I got more important things to be doing.

Niko: Sorry, Alex but I don't memorize your sleeping hours. I'll call you later.

Niko: Sorry, Alex but I have to cancel our date.

Niko: Sorry, Alex, but I kind of have a lot on my plate. But maybe another time.

Alex: Sorry, Niko. But my friends just saw us out again and they might actually think we were serious. Leave it a bit.

Alex: Sorry, Niko. No can do now. Maybe if you paid me more attention I'd be able to help you out.

Niko: Sure, I can be at your place in the next hour.

Niko: Sure, I'll be there in the next hour.

Alex: Sure, I'll let you take me out. Come pick me up in the next hour.

Alex: Sure, Niko. I tell the stores you're a friend of mine and you'll get a price reduction for the rest of the day.

Niko: Sure, wait for me.

Niko: Thanks Alex, that's kind of you.

Alex: That won't be a problem Niko. I can get you a fifty percent discount for the rest of the day.

Alex: That's fine, Niko. I'll just meet up with the girls.

Alex: The mystery man returns. I did not think I'd be hearing from you again.

Alex: There are plenty of guys who'd kill to collect me from the hospital. I'll call one of them.

Alex: There's mysterious and then there's a little too fucking mysterious Mr. European.

Alex: This is a fucking joke. You never want to go out with me.

Alex: This is a fucking joke. You never want to go out with me.

Alex: This is Alex Chilton's phone. Leave me a message.

Niko: Wait there, Alex.

Niko: We'll do something another time then. I'll call again later.

Alex: Well I'll get someone else to do it, goodbye.

Alex: Well there's the mysterious European. I was starting to think you were done with me.

Alex: Well this really is a surprise. Guys don't normally wait this long to call me back.

Alex: Well, I blew off a lot of people to see you but... sure.

Alex: What are you doing? Ha fucking ha. I'm asleep. Call me after noon.

Niko: Why don't you and me go do something?

Alex: Why don't you show me a good time?

Alex: Why don't you take me out on a date?

Alex: Yeah, well actually there's a cute orderly that I'd like to fuck. I'll do that and then get a lift home. Bye.

Alex: You know, I don't feel like seeing you right now. Maybe in a while.

Niko: You want to go on a date?

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Alex: A motorbike? I haven't been on one of these since I dated a drug dealer in high school.

Alex: Ahh, I see you've tried to save some money on the top half of your outfit.

Alex: Alex Chilton does not take the bus. Please tell me that your car is around the corner.

Alex: Alright, change of plan. Take me somewhere else.

Alex: Can you please explain to me what the appeal of really shit cars is? I don't get it.

Alex: Can't we do something else instead?

Alex: Darling, with clothes as with everything else, you buy cheap, you buy twice. I think you'll be trading in your top.

Alex: Darts, how quaint, Niko.

Alex: Do you think that anyone in Liberty City in the twenty-first century really eats this type of food? Yuk.

Alex: Eww, never wear those glasses again. They just scream bargain bucket.

Alex: Excuse me if I'm not jumping for joy that we're playing parts again.

Alex: God, are those shoes fashionable back in Europe? You must be so behind the Liberty City trends.

Alex: God, this place really reminds me of being underage.

Alex: God, you know. I'll try anything once. I tried picking up guys on craplist, didn't I?

Alex: Hey mysterious European, let's go.

Alex: Hey Niko, do you mind if we do something else?

Alex: Hey Niko. Let's go.

Alex: Hey, Niko. I hope you aren't planning on carrying me on this date.

Alex: Hey, Niko. Is this like an off, off, off, off Burlesque show?

Niko: Hi, I'm Niko. You must be the Liberated Woman. We met on craplist.

Alex: I actually really enjoyed it the last time we came to a strip club. I picked up some moves.

Alex: I am so pleased you got rid of that hat, please say you burned it.

Alex: I can get down with strippers. I can get into this. Let's go.

Niko: I did not want to make carbon footprint. We'll be fine.

Alex: I didn't think anything could be worse than the car you used to drive, I was wrong.

Alex: I don't like waiting Niko. Let's just go.

Alex: I don't normally like hats, but that one works for you.

Alex: I expected you to come in a car.

Alex: I gave my first blowjob in a restroom at this place.

Alex: I guess you're having your other clothes washed. I mean, there can't be any other reason to be wearing these.

Alex: I hate tardiness. Come on, let's go.

Alex: I like this car, I'm getting used to being driven in it.

Alex: I like those shoes, very smart.

Alex: I like your pants, darling. Nice.

Alex: I liked those clothes the last time you wore them.

Alex: I miss those glasses you used to wear. They gave you some class.

Niko: I only really dress up when I have to.

Alex: I remember going to the opening party of this place, it was wild.

Alex: I think I preferred what you were wearing last time.

Alex: I want new experiences, I want to see things that I haven't seen before.

Alex: I write a blog. It's Liberated Woman on blogsnobs.org.

Alex: If anything, that hat looks expensive, which is so in.

Alex: If I didn't know any better, I'd have thought you were trying to get me drunk.

Alex: If I'd known you weren't bringing a car I would have gotten Daddy to lend us a driver.

Alex: If you want to take me to a show, Niko. I'd check what time they started.

Alex: I'll explain anything to you that you don't get afterwards.

Alex: I'm a white chick but I'm really into street culture and the urban scene. I think I'll really like this.

Alex: I'm an intellectual, Niko. I like the finer things like culture and cocktails and gourmet food.

Alex: I'm digging those glasses.

Alex: I'm getting used to those clothes you're wearing.

Alex: I'm glad you're still driving this thing.

Alex: I'm pleased you've kept this car. Daddy gets rid of nice cars after driving them for a couple of weeks.

Alex: I'm sick of this shit. I'm getting home myself. I'll see you around, Niko.

Alex: I'm surprised that you think an intellectual such as myself would be interested in playing darts again.

Alex: I'm the only person who's allowed to be late, Niko. You're making me sound like my mother. Just drive.

Niko: It gets where it's meant to go.

Alex: It was a sad day when the bouncer stopped asking me for ID at this place.

Alex: It was brave of you to come out in these pants, Niko.

Alex: It's a shame you got rid of those glasses, they made you look sophisticated.

Alex: It's a shame you're not wearing that hat any more. I found out how much it cost.

Alex: It's so good that that hat is gone. It made you look like a thug.

Alex: It's so nice to be able to properly see your face without those cheap glasses on.

Alex: I've said it before, Niko, but I like your car.

Alex: Let's go and hit some balls into holes with long sticks. Oh what fun.

Alex: Let's go my mysterious European.

Alex: Let's go, Niko. I hope the good mixologist is on tonight.

Alex: Look, if you're only going to pick me up in crap cars, I'll get Daddy's chauffeur to drive us.

Alex: Most guys I know trade up their cars whenever they can. It's good that you're holding on to this one.

Alex: My girlfriend dated the head chef here, he was really fussy.

Alex: Nice, car. I got one of those for my sweet sixteen.

Alex: Niko, are you trying to lubricate me with liquor before making a move?

Alex: Niko, can't you go for a more preppy look? That hat makes you look like a criminal.

Alex: Niko, Hi. How are we going to get around?

Alex: Niko, I don't care how long you've had this car but I hate it.

Alex: Niko, I thought a resourceful guy like you would be able to get hold of a better car than this.

Alex: Niko, I'm starting to worry about you. Do you only want to look at naked women?

Alex: Niko, I've been waiting. No fucking wonder when you haven't brought a car.

Alex: Niko, please get a new car. I'm embarrassed to be seen in this thing.

Alex: Niko, you have got to learn you get what you pay for and you didn't pay much for those pants.

Niko: No, people drive them here as well. Just not people who live in Middle Park East.

Alex: Oh God, I hope none of my friends sees me out with a man dressed like this.

Alex: Oh, an English comic? How quaint and European.

Alex: Oh, darts. This is a real working man's pastime, isn't it.

Alex: Oh, I guess that you feel comfortable in these clothes. Well, at least they're not disgusting.

Alex: Oh, I miss that hat of yours. It gave you an air of mystery.

Alex: Oh, Niko. It's sweet that you're attached to this car but it really is disgusting.

Alex: Ohh, take me where you wanna take me biker boy.

Alex: Okay, I did not realize you were this... um... earthy. Do they still make clothes like that?

Alex: Okay, if we're not going to do anything you can just take me home.

Alex: Okay, let's eat here. It's not exactly going to be a gastronomic rollercoaster though, is it?

Alex: Okay, let's play pool again. I feel like I've died and woken up in the Midwest.

Alex: Okay, tell me how we're getting where we're going because I don't see a car.

Alex: Okay, that's it. I'm going to make my own way home.

Alex: Okay, there's a reason why trendy people don't wear hats.

Alex: Okay, those are some pretty bold choices. Are you hoping to come across as an eccentric or something?

Alex: Okay, well you're moving up the ladder in terms of cars. You're moving slowly but you're moving.

Alex: Okay, well you've wasted my time by being late. Don't waste my time getting me where we're going.

Alex: Okay, where's your car?

Alex: Okay, you sell one crap car and you buy another. When did that ever make sense?

Alex: Ooh, it is so nice to be driven around in a car you're used to, don't you think?

Alex: Ooh, it is so nice to be taken in a car that isn't a death trap. Thanks for trading up, Niko.

Niko: Or something, I guess. I don't think about clothes much.

Alex: Pool, Niko? Were you in a frat house or something? What next? Keg stands?

Alex: Shit, if I see another fucking pool table I'll scream.

Alex: Shit, you're actually who you said you were. I was expecting a two-foot lesbian. I'm Alex.

Niko: So tell me, what are you into?

Alex: So you didn't dress up for the first date. Why would you?

Alex: So, you take the whole "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." attitude to getting dressed then?

Alex: Sweetie, I think it's time to get a new car, like, ten years ago.

Alex: Thank God you've got rid of that thing you were driving before. I mean anything would be better than that.

Niko: Thanks.

Alex: The good thing about you seeing all these strippers is you'll realize how much better my body is.

Alex: The way I think about it, even if I hate something, I can write a blog about it.

Alex: These bikes really take me back. Well let's get going, Niko.

Niko: They do where I am from.

Alex: They love me at this place. I swear, you spend enough money and people forget that you threw up on the manager.

Alex: This car is alright, I think we bought my maid one.

Alex: This car is unreal, I thought they only drove cars like this in the third world.

Alex: This guy is like, seriously urban. I'm told he's like, very now.

Alex: This is getting boring. I thought we were meant to be on a date? Can you take me home?

Alex: This is perfect, Niko. I'm an intellectual and I'm cultured so I really enjoy this.

Alex: This obsession with really shit cars is really taking shabby chic to its limits Niko.

Alex: Those glasses give you a good vibe, Niko.

Alex: Those shoes are nice, I might get some for Daddy.

Alex: Uhh, Niko. I was starting to think I'd been stood up. Umm, I'm not walking by the way.

Niko: Uhh, thanks.

Alex: Uhh, this isn't going to work out. Can we do something else?

Alex: Umm, Niko. All the shows started a while ago.

Alex: Umm, well you've got to be hungry to eat in a place like this. It hasn't even got a Liberty Tree rosette.

Alex: Well at least this car is better than your old one.

Alex: Well I guess this is a walking date.

Alex: Well if I'd known that you didn't have a car I'd have got the chauffeur.

Alex: Well Niko, if people are going to see you in the same set of clothes repeatedly, they may as well be fashionable ones.

Alex: Well okay, the top half of your outfit is really working for me.

Alex: Well this is the place, Niko. I wonder who we'll see.

Alex: Well, getting rid of that old car was the first step toward self-improvement. Well done, Niko.

Alex: Well, if that's your only nice outfit you may as well get the most out of it.

Alex: Well, it's an improvement on the last thing you were driving.

Alex: We're playing pool, eh? Are you going to make me chug brewskies and chant as well?

Alex: What a transformation, thank God you got rid of those glasses.

Alex: What aren't I into? I'm just a Liberty city girl. I like shopping, lunches with the girls, cocktails.

Alex: What happened to your face? It's those cheap glasses.

Alex: What the fuck is this? I guess I'm about to find out.

Alex: What's this obsession with strip clubs, Niko? Aren't I enough for you?

Alex: When I last met you I got the impression that you had a good dress sense.

Alex: Wow, back at the strip club, are we? Well you must have really liked the effect it had on me last time.

Alex: Yeah, don't worry Niko. I mean we all make fashion mistakes.

Alex: Yeah, I'd be surprised if they let you into any clubs wearing those shoes.

Niko: Yeah, well maybe you should have done more than buy coke off drug dealers since then?

Alex: You look pretty good, Niko. Is that this season's collection?

Alex: You really do like cheap cars, don't you Niko?

Alex: You really need help in the fashion department, Niko.

Alex: You want to play darts... again? Well this is really a hobby of yours, isn't it, Niko?

Alex: You were probably expecting some freak was going to kidnap you, right?

Alex: Your ass is giving mine a run for its money in those pants.

Alex: You're chest looks really cut in what you're wearing.

Alex: You're dating an intellectual girl, maybe she's into things that are more cerebral than playing pool.

Alex: You're on foot. Are we taking a taxi or walking?

Alex: You're still driving this? I guess you aren't moving up in the world.

Alex: You're taking me to play darts twice in a row. You're real imaginative, aren't you Niko?

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Alex: And that's why I'm as fucked up as I am.

Niko: And you've shown me that the criminals are not the only terrible people in Liberty City. Goodye.

Alex: As I said, that was repulsive. I am never, I mean ne-ver going there again.

Niko: At least kiss me before I am sent off.

Alex: Be a sweetie and drop me back at my place.

Alex: Big deal, I won a game of pool. Could not care less.

Alex: Bland, unmemorable, bad service. I'd give that place three out of ten.

Niko: Bye then.

Niko: Can I kiss you goodbye?

Niko: Can we at least have some fun out here?

Alex: Can we please find something to do already?

Alex: Can you take me home?

Alex: Come inside then.

Alex: Come over here.

Alex: Did we have to go? What? Were you getting jealous of me and the other girls or were you too turned on?

Alex: Do you take all your girls here, Niko? Because I'm getting to know it pretty well.

Alex: Do you want to do something else now?

Alex: Do you want to take me somewhere else?

Alex: Don't you feel pathetic? Me beating you at the sport I hate.

Alex: Ending that game early was the best decision I've seen you make.

Niko: Enjoy yourself.

Alex: Enough is enough.

Alex: European girls might be whores, but Americans aren't.

Alex: From now on I am only dating Americans.

Alex: Get over here.

Alex: God, the stories I could tell you about this place, let's walk.

Niko: Goodbye, Alex.

Niko: Goodnight, Alex.

Alex: Great, you won at darts. It must be fun for you.

Niko: Have fun then.

Alex: Here again, okay. There's a lot more to see in Algonquin, Niko.

Niko: How about I come into your place?

Alex: How about we find something else to do now?

Niko: How about you invite me in?

Alex: I could do with an escort back to my place.

Alex: I feel like I totally understand a new culture now.

Alex: I grew up walking around here. I'm so pleased to be back.

Alex: I guess that's my life story, thanks for listening.

Alex: I haven't told that stuff to anyone before. You're a good listener.

Alex: I hope I wasn't boring you, I mean not that I can bore anyone, but I was talking a lot.

Alex: I just don't feel like inviting you in yet.

Alex: I knew you'd find that story interesting. I'm really good at telling what people will like.

Alex: I need some Ritalin.

Niko: I think we both want me to come inside.

Alex: I told you I hate fast-food. I will not let it pass my lips again.

Alex: I was finding that really interesting, Niko. Thanks for making me leave.

Alex: I was just getting into that. Me and that stripper had a connection. She understood me.

Niko: I'd feel guilty if I didn't escort you all the way into your place.

Alex: I'd like that Niko.

Alex: I'd love to be taken home now.

Alex: If you stay that long in a strip club, a girl is going to think that you're more interested in strippers than her.

Alex: If you're not taking me straight home I can just call Daddy's driver.

Niko: I'll call you, I promise.

Niko: I'll go somewhere else then.

Alex: I'll write a blog about you.

Alex: I'm always going to love that place, the people are so beautiful. I belong there.

Alex: I'm always happy to come here, Niko. But there are like other places to go walking.

Alex: I'm bored and the date hasn't even started yet.

Alex: I'm done with this.

Niko: I'm gonna call soon.

Alex: I'm sorry, but I am not putting this chemical and hormone filled stuff into my body again. Will you take me somewhere else?

Alex: It used to be impossible to get a table there and you can see why.

Alex: It was funny because it was true, I mean don't you think?

Alex: It's been a blast.

Alex: I've enjoyed myself.

Alex: Just because I write about sex on my blog, doesn't mean I'm going to put out.

Niko: Later on then, Alex.

Niko: Later.

Niko: Let me in and I promise to be gentle.

Niko: Let me into your place, I don't bite.

Niko: Let's go.

Alex: Mmmmm, yeah.

Alex: Niko, I've been diagnosed with ADHD, I don't like having to wait this long to get where we're going.

Alex: Niko, show some respect to the performers and stay for the length of the show.

Alex: Niko, this area looks very dangerous. People get killed outside of Algonquin. I trust you though.

Alex: No dice cowboy, I'm keeping myself company tonight.

Alex: Oh, mmm.

Niko: Okay then.

Alex: Okay, Niko.

Alex: Okay, yeah.

Alex: Okay, you won, big deal, let's go.

Alex: Really.

Alex: Screw this.

Alex: See ya.

Niko: See you, Alex.

Alex: Shit, to think that I used to love that place. Well, I still get drunk there though.

Alex: So after I checked myself out of rehab I decided that I didn't have a problem. The end.

Alex: Sorry, Mr. European but I want to keep those mysterious bits of you, mysterious.

Alex: Sorry, Niko. But tonight is just not the night.

Alex: Sorry, Niko. You're sweet but we can't do that right now.

Alex: Sure, goodbye.

Alex: Take me home, won't you?

Alex: Thank God it's over and we didn't even have to put all the balls in the holes.

Alex: Thank God that's over. I don't think I could have finished.

Alex: That game was almost as anti-climactic as sex with my last boyfriend.

Alex: That place is so cool. I'm buzzed. It's amazing.

Alex: That really enlightened me as to what the European mind is like, you know?

Alex: That was a frat-tastic experience. It served its purpose though. I'm drunk.

Alex: That was an immaculate dining experience.

Alex: That was interesting. I've got something to put in my blog at least.

Alex: That was really biting social commentary, wasn't it?

Alex: That's interesting.

Alex: The best thing about darts is getting to quit half way through.

Alex: The food tasted of nothing, did you notice that? Urgh.

Alex: The fun's over.

Alex: There are only so many boobs a girl can look at, Niko. I think we should have left earlier.

Niko: There is other stuff we can do, isn't there?

Alex: This date better not be all foreplay and no pay off. Can we get where we're going already?

Alex: This has been an interesting experience

Alex: This has got to be a new low point, Niko. Being beaten by a girl who hates darts.

Alex: This hasn't exactly been the date of my dreams, Niko. But what did I expect?

Alex: This illustrates how un-fun darts is, there wasn't even a winner.

Alex: This place carries so many memories for me, Niko. I'm so happy that I can share it with you.

Alex: Those girls have had some serious work done. I want the name of the honey colored one's doctor.

Alex: Uh huh, uh huh.

Alex: Umm, are you sure you want to go for a walk right now? Don't people get raped here? You better protect me.

Alex: Umm, I don't feel like I can get physical with you right now.

Alex: Umm, Niko. You are taking me home, right?

Niko: Wait for me to call you, okay?

Alex: Well don't just stand there, stupid.

Niko: We'll have fun.

Alex: Well I bet it feels really good to beat someone whose heart's not in the game.

Alex: Well the crowd in there was a bit B and T, wasn't it? At least I got buzzed enough to cope.

Alex: Well, I'm not going to remember that place. That's for sure.

Alex: Well, let's check out this exciting place one more time. Fingers crossed we won't be killed.

Alex: Well, what can I say about our time together...

Alex: We've already walked around this place once. I thought we'd seen everything there was to see. I guess not.

Alex: What's the deal with this? Where are we going?

Alex: Where to next my mysterious European companion?

Alex: Will you take me back to my place?

Alex: Woo hoo, Niko beats Alex at pool - a game she incidentally hates. Stop the press.

Alex: Would you bring me home now?

Alex: Yeah, later.

Niko: Yeah, let me take your number and we can go on another date sometime.

Alex: Yeah, yeah, I get it.

Alex: You can take me back to my place now.

Alex: You know I love this place, Niko.

Alex: You know, even winning at pool isn't fun.

Alex: You really like this spot don't you? Did a friend of yours die here?

Niko: You want me to come in?

Niko: You won't regret this.

Niko: You're not going to go in and be all alone, are you?

Alex: You've shown me a good time, Niko.

Alex: You've shown me a good time, Niko.

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Alex: all at the same time.

Alex: And that's because my life has so much in it and it's so much

Alex: Anyway, the more stuff I do the more I have to write about in my blog... and I'll put it in my novel too.

Alex: Because I have these thoughts, yep, and I know they're important.

Alex: But I'm not an airhead. I mean I could be - I'm fun enough - but I'm also really intelligent.

Alex: But this other guy I was dating told me he'd invest and that I should and that I had a lot of talent and I think he's right.

Alex: But, mostly I'm my own muse. I mean, I'm going to be an important person. I think I'll change the world.

Alex: City life is weird, you know? Well, tell me about yourself.

Niko: Clever guy.

Alex: College parties are just for losers who don't get let into Maisonette 9.

Niko: Cool.

Niko: Did the funding fall through?

Niko: Did you write a book?

Niko: Doesn't your father pick up your credit card tabs?

Alex: Everyone tells me how creative I am. Especially men. Women are often jealous. You know how girls can be?

Alex: everything myself at Anna Rex spring/summer collection.

Alex: Everything... No, nothing. That's what dating is isn't it? Giving bits of information. Teasing people.

Alex: Fuck easy. I'm an artist.

Niko: Gee, thanks.

Alex: God, I've never thought of it that way.

Niko: Good.

Niko: Great.

Alex: Ha fucking ha... I've been really busy.

Alex: Have you been reading my blog? It was really funny this week.

Alex: He told me what was so amazing about my writing was that it was funny and tender and heartbreakingly original,

Niko: How do you know?

Niko: How is the movie coming along?

Niko: I don't believe in classifying people. I think it's what we do that makes us who we are, moment to moment.

Alex: I don't know - I haven't written it yet.

Alex: I don't know, because I can't get my shit together. Oh fuck it, it is together. I'm uh, it is together, sorry...

Niko: I don't know. I'm not from here. I'm trying to get through life in a strange country but it isn't easy.

Alex: I don't stop to think about what the consequences are.

Niko: I don't think I'd get let into a college party or Maisonette 9.

Alex: I had to expose my deepest thoughts to the public and that's when I created the Liberated Woman blog.

Alex: I haven't had any trouble. It's not just because I've never had a paying job, because I'm an intellectual.

Alex: I know what they want and what they're feeling. How is some professor going to be able to give me a grade on what I already know?

Alex: I know. But it was also true and that's what this guy told me that I was dating last night.

Alex: I know. You're power. You're masculinity. You're freedom. In some ways, you're my muse.

Alex: I like variety. Anyway, did I tell you? I'm making a movie.

Alex: I mean we don't need a man to help us get by in life. I do what I want, when I want and that's that.

Alex: I mean, I pick you up and I don't give a shit what my Mother will say, or what friends think.

Alex: I mean, I will go out and order the most expensive thing on the menu. And I'll buy

Alex: I mean, I'll do that myself and I won't rely on men to get me what I need.

Alex: I mean, some people from here have a tough time getting work too.

Alex: I mean, you know, I really understand people already.

Alex: I mean, you're living it, Niko - you're an experience. you're not an intellectual. You don't care.

Niko: I never think.

Alex: I really understand people so, they're drawn to me. I mean, that's what people who talk to me and read my blog feel.

Alex: I think bits of it, they are so beautiful and sad and... they make me cry.

Alex: I was going through the stuff on www.blogsnobs.org and I realized that I had to get Alex Chilton out there.

Niko: I was trying to figure out why it was that I related to you so easily. That must be it.

Alex: I went to college, I was going to be a psych. major but I found it too easy.

Alex: I won't let consequences hold me back from the moment.

Alex: I'm always fun. I'm a fun person.

Alex: I'm from Middle Park West, I've never thought about leaving Liberty City.

Alex: I'm going to be famous. But not just for no reason, seriously.

Alex: I'm sorry. Man, we're going to have the best time.

Niko: I'm sure he is.

Alex: I'm writing a novel which is going to be so much deeper than the stuff on the blog.

Niko: Isn't that what you do quite often?

Alex: It fell through - but, to be honest, cinema is dead. I mean, it's so old fashioned.

Alex: It must be so hard for you finding work and stuff in Liberty. I am told immigrants have a really hard time here.

Niko: It's a good thing you don't want to go out and kill people all the time. There might be some serious consequences to that.

Alex: It's about me. It started out as a blog, but it's evolved... into so much more than that. I mean sometimes,

Alex: It's as much a part of me as an arm or a leg.

Alex: It's going to be amazing. It's going to be the great American novel, only a movie.

Niko: It's good that you're happy in your home. My home was not so comfortable.

Alex: It's not like I haven't been on a date like this before. I mean I've picked up guys on craplist and on dating sites but

Alex: I've always kept diaries and, you know, thought really deep thoughts. I don't go in for all the bullshit... the trivial stuff.

Alex: I've never thought that writing my blog was "doing" something. It's just an extension of my personality. I'm creative.

Alex: Letting them see pieces of your life but not the whole picture.

Niko: Like Stalin.

Alex: Listen, my life is not empty, jackass. It's amazing. I have crazy adventures.

Alex: Next thing I know I've seen three pairs of shoes that I have to have and it's time to call Daddy and get the limit on my credit card extended.

Alex: Niko, if you had to classify yourself, what would you be?

Niko: No doubt. Why are you so angry?

Niko: No.

Alex: No. I'm liberated. I'm free. You can't control me, typical misogynist. Women can be artists too.

Niko: No. Well done. What's it about?

Niko: Nor did I... that was a joke. I wasn't planning to.

Alex: Not like one of those idiot girls - I mean I know them they are all jealous of me because I'm an individual.

Niko: Not much.

Niko: Not really what I meant. So, you got a fancy college degree that gets you noticed?

Alex: Oh he doesn't count. He's not a man. He's Daddy. I'll have any man I want to. Young, old, American, European. Like you,

Alex: Oh, I write a thread called Liberated Woman on blogsnobs.org.

Alex: Oh, that's actually a quote that I've already used on my blog. What piece of my life do I want to show you first?

Alex: Oh, what would you know about this stuff?

Alex: Okay well that's sick. You don't get what I'm saying. I mean -

Alex: One day the blog just happened.

Niko: Or a mouth, telling everyone who cares to listen about your life.

Alex: People really relate to me. They can take a bit of my life and see it as their own.

Alex: Really amazing thoughts, about people and the world and stuff.

Alex: richer and deeper than everyone else's. I mean, they relate to me because I'm better than them.

Alex: So, Niko. Do you want to tell me about yourself? I cannot believe we're going on a date and we don't even know each other.

Niko: So, this blog you write. Is that all you want to do?

Niko: So, you left college?

Niko: Some people make it difficult, yes? What do you want me to know about you?

Niko: Sounds easy.

Niko: Sure.

Niko: Sure... yeah.

Alex: Tell me about it, I walk down the street.

Niko: Thanks.

Alex: Thanks... yep - I'm an intellectual. I mean, I haven't gotten going yet, but I am.

Alex: That is so right. People need to hear about me. I really touch people.

Niko: That's certainly true.

Alex: The other day, I met this guy and I slept with him, and I wrote about it on my blog.

Alex: the situation is weird. This is the twenty-first century. It's so now what we're doing.

Alex: The thing about me is, I'm interesting. People feel like they can talk to me and open up.

Alex: These days with all of the internet and videos and stuff and my blog and sites like electrictit.com and stuff -

Alex: They get this connection. It's like they feel this glow off me and my life and they want to be near me. I mean, do you feel that?

Alex: Well, I've been blogging, and I've been doing a lot of web 2.0 shit. And I've... I've... well all kinds of crazy things.

Alex: Well, that's not the point. I mean, yep, narrative is dead. It's done. It's all about living.

Niko: What have you been up to?

Alex: who wants a movie?

Alex: Yeah, and I couldn't stand to be away from Liberty either.

Alex: Yeah, I mean something like that.

Niko: Yeah, work is sometimes hard to come by.

Alex: Yeah... okay but I'd say that I'm a feminist. I think that every woman in this day and age should be.

Niko: Yeah?

Alex: Yes - I always knew I'd be a film maker. I have a very strong visual sense.

Niko: Yes, err it was hysterical.

Alex: Yes, he's amazing. But don't worry. Not all of the guys I date have to be intellectuals.

Niko: Yes.

Niko: You cannot leave your apartment in this city without spending money so I guess you need to work.

Alex: You live! You don't think! And that's beautiful.

Niko: You think people are going to read this?

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Alex: "Alex, did you really sleep with the gardener at our place upstate?".

Alex: "Alex, why are all my friends reading about your sex life on the internet?",

Niko: Absolutely.

Alex: And the only reason girls become anorexic and start popping pills is to get with older guys. It's a match made in Heaven.

Alex: but no one has really listened.

Niko: Did you?

Niko: Didn't the doctor tell you what the side effects of the meds were going to be?

Alex: Dish washers, gardeners and valets would put posters of you on their walls.

Alex: Exactly. God I feel like sometimes you're the only one who really listens.

Alex: Fine, Niko, just fucking fine.

Alex: For paying my rent every month. I feel like I have to meet her for lunch twice a week, like it's an obligation.

Alex: Ha fucking ha. What do you really do?

Alex: He's in love with me, you know. I've been seeing him forever.

Niko: How are you?

Alex: I act all tough, but inside I'm just a little girl. I used to be anorexic.

Alex: I bet you do. Every guy from your background must dream about marrying into money. Think about it -

Alex: I don't know if they're the reason that I'm on edge or if it's from worrying about what the pills might do to me.

Niko: I don't see it like that.

Niko: I guess not.

Niko: I hadn't really thought about settling down.

Niko: I hope it isn't something I've done.

Niko: I hope you don't really mean that...

Alex: I knew it - what else? Tell me stuff, for my blog.

Alex: I knew it. You are so lucky to have me. I imagine I bring adventure to your life.

Alex: I lost my virginity to him. That shows you how long I've been pouring my heart out on the couch.

Alex: I mean, you really care. I think in some weird way we could be soul mates, you know?

Alex: I mean... ok they've like, taken the cab to where I told them to take it, or they've got me the right size of shoe...

Alex: I still hate life. I'm a failure. I should have done more.

Niko: I think this would be a dream I would sooner wake up from.

Niko: I think you are old enough to be classified as an adult now.

Niko: I think you're okay. I think you are just being a human being. That's what my cousin told me, when I was like you.

Niko: I thought you were liberated? I didn't think you got sad?

Niko: I work in... construction.

Niko:I would love your problems.

Alex: I'm a bit nervous because I can't really tell what the new pills are going to do to you.

Niko: I'm a one man crime wave who has killed indiscriminately since I turned up here, but inside I just want to be loved.

Alex: I'm pathetic. Look at me.

Niko: I'm sorry to hear that.

Alex: I'm sorry, it's just my doctor put me on some new meds and I haven't quite leveled out yet.

Alex: I'm sorry... I'm just... I'm just special.

Niko: In that case, I think I'll go to Hell.

Niko: Isn't that a breach of the doctor patient relationship thing?

Niko: It must be very difficult for you. I am sure you have been saying a lot.

Alex: It's Cinderella but with a gender reversal and the internet playing fairy godmother.

Alex: It's my fucking Mother. It's all - "Alex do this?", "Alex, when are you going to meet a nice man?

Alex: It's like a twenty-first century uptown boy, downtown girl story.

Alex: It's that I feel like I owe her something. For bringing me into the world.

Alex: I've had the worst day. It's like everyone has been talking at me and no one has been listening to what I have to say.

Alex: Knowing that I can do whatever I want, and it means nothing. I mean nothing matters. Do you know how that feels?

Niko: Loved or killed I guess, I don't know which.

Niko: Me?

Alex: money and a greencard? You'd be the envy of every border jumper in the nation.

Niko: My life ended many years ago when I saw my childhood friends butchered on a hillside.

Alex: Niko, you are so not from around here.

Niko: No pressure then.

Alex: No you don't. Not in the way I mean. You couldn't possibly know how much I suffer.

Alex: No. I still know my own name. I wanna forget.

Alex: No?

Alex: Nothing. I mean ha fucking ha, little rich girl, all depressed, can't write a book.

Alex: Oh god, I'm so fucking angry.

Alex: Ohh, my doctor has all my best interests at heart. He's a real sweetie.

Niko: Okay - I'm a hitman, who works for organized crime syndicates.

Niko: Okay, maybe this date is not such a good idea. If you are in this type of mood...

Niko: Okay. Have it your way.

Alex: Or I might be angry because I had to go with my mother while she got chemo.

Alex: She's dependent on me but I'm the child, I mean she's the adult.

Alex: Shit. I'm on meds and they're not working well at all.

Niko: So, Alex, how's it going?

Niko: Sure.

Niko: Sure. But you seem strong.

Alex: Thanks, but I really don't think you can understand how I feel...

Alex: That cancer spreading into her abdomen was the best thing that ever happened to me. I hate her.

Niko: That was me.

Alex: The fucking driver was there, why did I have to be there too? No I think it's the pills.

Alex: The only reason guys become psychiatrists is to get with young, anorexic pill poppers.

Alex: They'd say Niko Bellic - The American Dream.

Alex: This story is marketable. It could be the arc my novel needs. It might give everything structure. Do you want to get married?

Alex: Too many things to mention. It's been crazy. Wild and liberated, the whole nine. What about you?

Niko: Very special.

Alex: Well, I do and I tell you what, rich people have feelings too.

Niko: Well, you want to know?

Niko: What's up, Alex?

Niko: What's wrong? You seem sad.

Alex: Yeah you. I don't know much about you, you're a man of mystery. Where you from? Spain isn't? Oh! Was that the other guy?

Niko: Yeah, I can see.

Alex: Yeah, well, I'm happy she's dying.

Alex: Yep. I guess... I guess... I guess it just hurts knowing as much as I do.

Alex: Yes.

Alex: You are so funny. Ha fucking ha. You're not being a fucking smart ass are you?

Alex: You better show me a good time tonight.

Niko: You do well. I should have done less.

Alex: You know what the worst thing is? What makes me hate her the most?

Niko: You're a very up and down girl.

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Alex: And what's the problem?

Niko: and you seem on the edge of a breakdown.

Niko: Beats me.

Niko: Cool.

Alex: Fuck you.

Alex: Fuck you. I hate myself as much as anyone. I know what is to be an artist. What do you do? Fucking nothing!

Niko: Good. You always look good. That's not the problem...

Alex: How do I look?

Alex: I can sleep with any man I want. I can do anything. And I'm intellectual and I can read!

Alex: If I wanted conversation, I would have gone online. Fucking loser.

Alex: I'm not drunk. I'm special. Yep. Special.

Alex: I'm not. I'm great. Great, man.

Alex: I'm special, dickhead. People want to know me. I have fans. Do you know how that feels, to have fans?

Alex: I'm spinning out. I shouldn't be drinking so much. At least these meds are working... fuck. I'm drunk...

Alex: It's lonely. It's so fucking lonely. I'm amazing and I hate myself. Well figure that out.

Alex: Look at you. You're inane. Ha fucking ha. Inane. That's a new word. I learnt another new word - preposterous, and that's what you are..

Alex: Man - I'm loaded... I can't wait to get online.

Alex: Man, I am so drunk you look kind of cute.

Alex: Man, I'm drunk.

Niko: No.

Alex: Oh, why, because you think now I'll fuck you? You're ridiculous. Oh, you're a man. What did I expect?

Niko: Really fun.

Niko: Sit quietly, please.

Niko: Sounds fun.

Niko: Thanks.

Niko: The problem is your personality. What is wrong with you?

Niko: Well done. Well done and shut up. Please!

Alex: What the fuck do you know? You're old, old and poor. You dick.

Niko: Whatever.

Niko: You are so superior and nasty, but your confidence is clearly pretty thin,

Alex: You'll be able to tell your kids you knew me, before that I was famous. And that I had a fun side.

Alex: You're a loser, loser. I can get into any club I want.

Niko: You're an annoying drunk.

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Alex: You dirty sluts, you love it.

Alex: You've caught me in the right mood.

Alex: Excuse me while I die of old age.

Alex: My "???" are melting.

Alex: Not bad.

Alex: Your break.

Alex: Hurry up.

Alex: Hi there.

Alex: Oh, great, a station... oh whatever, I love it.

Alex: You are wasting my life.

Alex: It's on fire, you dick!

Alex: Niko!

Alex: Fuck!

Alex: Ha fucking ha. Wait for me.

Alex: Hi.

Alex: You're too good at this.

Alex: Shall we play again?

Alex: Who cares?

Alex: You loser.

Alex: That's gotta be annoying.

Alex: Now maybe you'll realize I'm not a fray boy.

Alex: Stop touching me.

Alex: Come in, I'm too drunk to care about what an idiot you are.

Alex: This game is so trailer park.

Alex: I play to win, Niko.

Alex: Get out of here.

Alex: That wasn't meant to happen.

Alex: I told you I'd win.

Alex: Beautiful and talented.

Alex: How much money is on this?

Alex: I can't hear myself think.

Alex: Can you help me to the car? I'm about wasted.

Alex: I think I won.

Alex: Oh, real gentlemanly.

Alex: Loser.

Alex: What an asshole that guy was.

Alex: Cool, it's like a video game.

Alex: Ha, look at that.

Alex: Not my game and I still beat you.

Alex: Stop cheating, loser.

Alex: Did someone get killed?

Alex: Great, well done.

Alex: Look at that.

Alex: Yes, I'm feeling insecure about my implants anyway.

Alex: Anyway, let's listen to the radio.

Alex: We better get out of here.

Alex: Lucky.

Alex: Nice one.

Alex: You bitch!

Alex: You dick.

Alex: Get out of here.

Alex: Could this be any more boring?

Alex: Yeah, but I'm fucking drunk and you're crashing.

Alex: You can't afford me.

Alex: Hurry up, you drive like a woman.

Alex: Is it my turn to break?

Alex: You fouled, loser.

Alex: Stop doing that.

Alex: You better let me win.

Alex: You can't even play darts?

Alex: I'll break.

Alex: You filthy, trashy bitches.

Alex: Miss, you prick.

Alex: Like, kill the music, it's too much.

Alex: If you sink it, you're a dick.

Alex: My head is spinning so fast.

Alex: Great.

Alex: Is that the best you've got.

Alex: Shall we play a best of three games?

Alex: Bowling is for white trash anyway.

Alex: Well done.

Alex: Shit.

Alex: I'm drunk, give me a hand.

Alex: Oh not yet.

Alex: You wanna come upstairs?

Alex: Why are we listening to shit?

Alex: Who won, Niko? I did.

Alex: What the fuck are they doing?

Alex: Whatever. I wonder what's on the radio.

Alex: Stop doing that.

Alex: What exactly are we listening to?

Alex: Don't be a dick.

Alex: I won.

Alex: This station is tune-tastic, baby.

Alex: Shit.

Alex: I don't fuck around. Watch.

Alex: What are you doing?

Alex: I knew I'd be good at this.

Alex: Woo.

Alex: Well done, I think.

Alex: Fuck you.

Alex: Ha ha, you idiot.

Alex: What did you expect?

Alex: Prepare to suffer.

Alex: Look at that.

Alex: You pervert... enjoy yourself.

Alex: I've had enough.

Alex: Hey, get in.

Alex: Are you on crack?

Alex: Sure, yes, why not?

Alex: Wait for me.

Alex: I won.

Alex: Shit, I'm really loaded. Can you help?

Alex: Time to cry.

Alex: Can I break this time?

Alex: Ha fucking ha, loser.

Alex: Like I give a shit.

Alex: What are you thinking? No way.

Alex: Get us out of here.

Alex: Watch me.

Alex: I'll tell you what, drinking makes me really attractive.

Alex: This is so not my scene.

Alex: Oh, a strike.

Alex: I don't want to spend another night in the slammer, drunk.

Alex: You want a piece of me, you slut?

Alex: Did you just shoot me?

Alex: Loser.

Alex: Come on.

Alex: For fuck's sake.

Alex: I hate this station.

Alex: I hope you miss.

Alex: Let's just listen to some radio.

Alex: What are you doing?

Alex: You give me that back.

Alex: I'm winner.

Alex: Oh, I am all talked out. Let's just listen to some music.

Alex: Try to stay out of trouble.

Alex: I can win at anything.

Alex: You drive.

Alex: White trash is so in.

Alex: Hey, dickhead, I'm drunk. Wait up.

Alex: We better get out of here.

Alex: Oh, whatever.

Alex: Man, it's nice and warm.

Alex: Let's listen to the radio. I've got nothing to say to you.

Alex: You dork.

Alex: Yeah, this is great.

Alex: Shit.

Alex: Fuck you, you tramp.

Alex: Can we get the hell out of here?

Alex: My daddy will cut my trust fund again.

Alex: Well, this is fun.

Alex: Come on, get in.

Alex: Motherfucker.

Alex: You filthy slut.

Alex: Can I put the radio on?

Alex: Wife eating? Cool.

Alex: Let's put on the radio.

Alex: I'm not walking.

Alex: Oh, I love being naughty.

Alex: Look at that prick.

Alex: Yes.

Alex: Can we just listen to the radio? I'm bored.

Alex: That's not fair.

Alex: I love this station.

Alex: Hey, wait for me.

Alex: You don't stand a chance.

Alex: Hurry up.

Alex: You need to go to rehab, you dick.

Alex: I'm not driving, am I?

Alex: Lucky.

Alex: I'm a beauty, not a boxer.

Alex: I think you missed.

Alex: Oh, I love being naughty.

Alex: Excellent.

Alex: Try to hit the board, dickhead.

Alex: Get in.

Alex: Great radio, man.

Alex: Man, it isn't a good idea, drunk.

Alex: I'm brilliant at everything.

Alex: Well played.

Alex: Man, I hope I'm drunk.

Alex: Well, I let you win.

Alex: No, thank you.

Alex: Shit.

Alex: I'm pretty good at this.

Alex: Boring.

Alex: You won, great. Must make you feel good.

Alex: Hey, wait.

Alex: I might go and meet some other guys.

Alex: See you soon.

Alex: Excuse me while I die of boredom.

Alex: At least I'm not a loser.

Alex: You loser.

Alex: This is too white trash for me.

Alex: You're a loser.

Alex: Is that supposed to impress me?

Alex: You're insane.

Alex: You dick!

Alex: I'm pretty special at this game.

Alex: This is boring.

Alex: Who won? Me.

Alex: What's that burning smell?

Alex: Do your worst to me, Niko.

Alex: Good choice, on the radio I mean.

Alex: Can we listen to music? I'm too drunk to talk.

Alex: No way.

Alex: Congratulations. Yep, you're a winner.

Alex: Niko, I'm a woman.

Alex: I don't think so, buddy.

Alex: What are you doing to the car?

Alex: What are you doing?

Alex: Oh, what happened?

Alex: Great, that's fun. Like bowling with an idiot savant.

Alex: Let's just go, like now.

Alex: Whatever.

Alex: You are shit at this.

Alex: You're insane, you cheap tramp.

Alex: You're great, Niko.

Alex: What is wrong with you, you wife beating prick?

Alex: Can we have a minute of quiet?

Alex: I can't wait to put this in my blog.

Alex: Look at those lights, great!

Alex: I said you were a loser.

Alex: What are we waiting for?

Alex: My God, you're lucky to know me.

Alex: Whatever.

Alex: Foul.

Alex: Am I not enough for you? Oh, great.

Alex: Well done.

Alex: Great, well done. Really fun.

Alex: You like real shit, don't you?

Alex: Fuck, the pigs.

Alex: How about best of three?

Alex: Thank fucking God for that.

Alex: Oh, shit.

Alex: You drive, I haven't got a license.

Alex: Jesus, don't shoot me!

Alex: Hurry up, I might puke.

Alex: This is shit.

Alex: Oh, I love this station.

Alex: Get off!

Alex: I'm too drunk for this.

Alex: Come in for a drink.

Alex: Yep, you failed.

Alex: Wow, you won.

Alex: I told you I was liberated.

Alex: That's cheating.

Alex: I'm fucking incredible. Did I tell you that?

Alex: Not bad.

Alex: I've got a life to lead, here.

Alex: Can we turn that shit off?

Alex: You wanna come in?

Alex: Well played.

Alex: Rich, beautiful and talented.

Alex: I am so bi this month.

Alex: Whoops.

Alex: I hope you fuck up.

Alex: Congratulations, you sunk a ball. You're still a loser.

Alex: You wanna play best of three?

Alex: You better miss.

Alex: You're really good at darts. Why aren't you good at life?

Alex: Watch this.

Alex: I'm a natural.

Alex: Fuck you.

Alex: I don't think so. I am not that drunk.

Alex: Why is the world wobbling?

Alex: Oh, you're a dick. Well done.

Alex: It's the pigs.

Alex: They've gone. Thank you.

Alex: Come in, I wanna get laid.

Alex: You pervert, I love it.

Alex: I hope you kill them.

Alex: Are we betting?

Alex: Did we die?

Alex: Whatever, a turkey.

Alex: Yep, you're a loser.

Alex: Well done, you beat a girl at darts.

Alex: One-forty? You're kidding me.

Alex: I'm enjoying myself.

Alex: Is there money on this?

Alex: Ya maniac.

Alex: In my country, they let women win.

Alex: Not when I'm drunk, I'll puke.

Alex: Get in the car.

Alex: Want another game?

Alex: Oh my God, you are fresh off the boat. No one listens to this.

Alex: What are you doing?

Alex: A spare? Fuck you.

Alex: Turn that fucking noise off for a second.

Alex: You know how to drive.

Alex: Get us a car, now.

Alex: Could you come up?

Alex: Hold up, dickhead.

Alex: Unlucky.

Alex: No.

Alex: Ha ha ha ha.

Alex: You pushed me, asshole.

Alex: You are pathetic at this.

Alex: Well done, you're a great bowler, loser.

Alex: We need a car.

Alex: I've had enough trailer park to last a long time.

Alex: Isn't that a spare?

Alex: I can't drive so you better.

Alex: You're too good at this, you hardly miss.

Alex: You better break.

Alex: Fuck you.

Alex: Get off me.

Alex: You're naughty. Strippers. How brilliantly trashy.

Alex: Well done... I guess.

Alex: Oh, not now, I'm having fun.

Alex: Shit, the cops.

Alex: Hurry up.

Alex: Please, don't make me listen to this shit. For the love of God.

Alex: Have fun, you pervert.

Alex: I am not blowing them again.

Alex: Thanks. Great.

Alex: I love this game!

Alex: Can you put some music on?

Alex: Sure, I'm so bored.

Alex: Brilliant.

Alex: Excuse me for a second.

Alex: I love your implants.

Alex: I don't think I need any more surgery. Do you, dick?

Alex: What is going on?

Alex: I grew up here. No one learns how to drive.

Alex: I can't get in more trouble.

Alex: Fuck you, that's my car.

Alex: Don't push me.

Alex: Try fuck off for size.

Alex: Asswipe.

Alex: Lucky.

Alex: Wanna come in for a coffee?

Alex: Boring.

Alex: Play again?

Alex: Turn this shit off.

Alex: You wanna have a little gamble?

Alex: Get in the car.

Alex: Well done.

Alex: Shit, my hair is full of product.

Alex: You break.

Alex: Hey, let's listen to some music.

Alex: See you in a while.

Alex: Holy crap.

Alex: You maniac.

Alex: Fuck!

Alex: Excuse me.

Alex: Yep, you're an asshole. Move.

Alex: Watch where you're going.

Alex: Shit!

Alex: Calm down.

Alex: Stop driving like an asshole.

Alex: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Alex: What are you doing?

Alex: You're insane. I love it.

Alex: You drive like you don't give a fuck.

Alex: You're brilliant. Mad and brilliant.

Alex: You dick.

Alex: My hair... asshole!

Alex: You fucked up my hair.

Alex: You hit someone.

Alex: You lunatic.

Alex: You can't just kill people.

Alex: What are you doing?

Alex: Calm down.

Alex: You're insane!

Alex: Shit!

Alex: Like yawn.

Alex: Ha fucking ha. Drive quicker.

Alex: Jesus, could you drive any slower?

Alex: That's the cops.

Alex: Oh my God, the police.

Alex: It's the police.

Alex: Do you see the police over there?

Alex: You dick!

Alex: You insane asshole!

Alex: Fuck!

Alex: Fuck you!

Alex: Fuck you!

Alex: You hit me, asshole.

Alex: I'm a fucking lady.

Alex: You're dead.

Alex: Damn!

Alex: You psycho!

Alex: You dick!

Alex: Niko!

Alex: Niko, stop hitting me.

Alex: Niko, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Alex: I need that.

Alex: No you fucking don't.

Alex: Give me that.

Alex: Go fuck yourself.

Alex: For fuck's sake.

Alex: Ha fucking ha.

Alex: Jesus.

Alex: Shit.

Alex: What is wrong with you?

Alex: Please... just calm down.

Alex: Be cool, Niko. Please.

Alex: Yeah, thanks.

Alex: Thank you.