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==Brucie== | |||
This is Brucie. I'm pushing it to the max, rolling deep, baby. Leave me a message. | |||
==Dimitri== | |||
''Hello, this is Dimitri Rascalov's phone. I cannot answer right now. Please leave me a message and I will get back to you.'' | |||
==Dwayne== | ==Dwayne== | ||
===Deconstruction for Beginners=== | ===Deconstruction for Beginners=== | ||
'''Dwayne''': Yo, this is Dwayne. I'm out and I ain't letting shit get me down. Keep on rolling people. | '''Dwayne''': Yo, this is Dwayne. I'm out and I ain't letting shit get me down. Keep on rolling people. | ||
'''Dwayne''': This is Dwayne, guess not many people got this number cause nobody's calling. If you gotta hold it, leave me a message. | |||
==Elizabeta== | |||
This is Elizabeta. Sorry, I'm away from the phone at the moment. Try me again in twenty five years or so. | |||
==Gerald== | |||
This is Gerald. Don't leave me a message 'cause I ain't gonna listen to it and I sure as shit ain't gonna return your call. Fuck off. | |||
==Ilyena Faustin== | |||
This is Ilyena Faustin. If you are looking for Mikhail, or wanting to collect on a debt, then please look elsewhere. My husband is dead. Show Anna and I respect by leaving us be. | |||
==Mikhail Faustin== | |||
Hello, this is Mikhail Faustin. | |||
==Francis== | |||
This is Francis McReary. Please leave me a message. | |||
==Lawyers== | |||
You have reached Goldberg, Ligner and Shyster. All our personnel are busy making this city a better place. If you have a complaint about a high ranking official, please leave your details after the tone. | |||
==Little Jacob== | |||
Yeah, I'm busy. Call me back. | |||
==Mallorie== | |||
Hey, this is Mallorie. Leave me a message and I'll hit you back. | |||
==Michelle== | |||
Hi. You've reached Michelle's phone. Unfortunately, I can't get to the phone just now, but please call back later. | |||
==Patrick== | |||
This is Patrick McReary, I probably don't remember giving you my number or who you are. Ladies, I'm sorry it was a one night stand. | |||
==Phil Bell== | |||
'''Phil''': This is Phil B. Leave a message. | |||
==Playboy X== | ==Playboy X== | ||
'''Playboy X''': Yo, if you trying to find Playboy you should ask your bitch - ha ha! She probably know where I'm at. Leave a message. | '''Playboy X''': Yo, if you trying to find Playboy you should ask your bitch - ha ha! She probably know where I'm at. Leave a message. | ||
'''Playboy X''': This is the X, giving everyone out there some advice. You don't know what you got 'til it's gone. Leave a message. | |||
==Roman== | |||
Ladies, this is Roman Bellic but I guess you already know that. Leave a message. | |||
==United Liberty Paper== | |||
Hello, you have reached United Liberty Paper Merchants. None of our operatives can come to the phone. Please leave a message. | |||
==Vlad== | |||
Hello, this is Vladimir's answer phone message. Be leaving a recording for me after the buzz has been playing. | |||
Latest revision as of 23:39, 19 January 2015
Brucie
This is Brucie. I'm pushing it to the max, rolling deep, baby. Leave me a message.
Dimitri
Hello, this is Dimitri Rascalov's phone. I cannot answer right now. Please leave me a message and I will get back to you.
Dwayne
Deconstruction for Beginners
Dwayne: Yo, this is Dwayne. I'm out and I ain't letting shit get me down. Keep on rolling people.
Dwayne: This is Dwayne, guess not many people got this number cause nobody's calling. If you gotta hold it, leave me a message.
Elizabeta
This is Elizabeta. Sorry, I'm away from the phone at the moment. Try me again in twenty five years or so.
Gerald
This is Gerald. Don't leave me a message 'cause I ain't gonna listen to it and I sure as shit ain't gonna return your call. Fuck off.
Ilyena Faustin
This is Ilyena Faustin. If you are looking for Mikhail, or wanting to collect on a debt, then please look elsewhere. My husband is dead. Show Anna and I respect by leaving us be.
Mikhail Faustin
Hello, this is Mikhail Faustin.
Francis
This is Francis McReary. Please leave me a message.
Lawyers
You have reached Goldberg, Ligner and Shyster. All our personnel are busy making this city a better place. If you have a complaint about a high ranking official, please leave your details after the tone.
Little Jacob
Yeah, I'm busy. Call me back.
Mallorie
Hey, this is Mallorie. Leave me a message and I'll hit you back.
Michelle
Hi. You've reached Michelle's phone. Unfortunately, I can't get to the phone just now, but please call back later.
Patrick
This is Patrick McReary, I probably don't remember giving you my number or who you are. Ladies, I'm sorry it was a one night stand.
Phil Bell
Phil: This is Phil B. Leave a message.
Playboy X
Playboy X: Yo, if you trying to find Playboy you should ask your bitch - ha ha! She probably know where I'm at. Leave a message.
Playboy X: This is the X, giving everyone out there some advice. You don't know what you got 'til it's gone. Leave a message.
Roman
Ladies, this is Roman Bellic but I guess you already know that. Leave a message.
United Liberty Paper
Hello, you have reached United Liberty Paper Merchants. None of our operatives can come to the phone. Please leave a message.
Vlad
Hello, this is Vladimir's answer phone message. Be leaving a recording for me after the buzz has been playing.