User:Gta-mysteries/Answering Machines

Brucie

This is Brucie. I'm pushing it to the max, rolling deep, baby. Leave me a message.

Dimitri

Hello, this is Dimitri Rascalov's phone. I cannot answer right now. Please leave me a message and I will get back to you.

Dwayne

Deconstruction for Beginners

Dwayne: Yo, this is Dwayne. I'm out and I ain't letting shit get me down. Keep on rolling people.

Dwayne: This is Dwayne, guess not many people got this number cause nobody's calling. If you gotta hold it, leave me a message.

Elizabeta

This is Elizabeta. Sorry, I'm away from the phone at the moment. Try me again in twenty five years or so.

Faustin

This is Ilyena Faustin. If you are looking for Mikhail, or wanting to collect on a debt, then please look elsewhere. My husband is dead. Show Anna and I respect by leaving us be.

Francis

This is Francis McReary. Please leave me a message.

Lawyers

You have reached Goldberg, Ligner and Shyster. All our personnel are busy making this city a better place. If you have a complaint about a high ranking official, please leave your details after the tone.

Little Jacob

Yeah, I'm busy. Call me back.

Mallorie

Hey, this is Mallorie. Leave me a message and I'll hit you back.

Michelle

Hi. You've reached Michelle's phone. Unfortunately, I can't get to the phone just now, but please call back later.

Patrick

This is Patrick McReary, I probably don't remember giving you my number or who you are. Ladies, I'm sorry it was a one night stand.

Roman

Ladies, this is Roman Bellic but I guess you already know that. Leave a message.

Playboy X

Playboy X: Yo, if you trying to find Playboy you should ask your bitch - ha ha! She probably know where I'm at. Leave a message.

United Liberty Paper

Hello, you have reached United Liberty Paper Merchants. None of our operatives can come to the phone. Please leave a message.