User:Gta-mysteries/Answering Machines
Brucie
This is Brucie. I'm pushing it to the max, rolling deep, baby. Leave me a message.
Dimitri
Hello, this is Dimitri Rascalov's phone. I cannot answer right now. Please leave me a message and I will get back to you.
Dwayne
Deconstruction for Beginners
Dwayne: Yo, this is Dwayne. I'm out and I ain't letting shit get me down. Keep on rolling people.
Dwayne: This is Dwayne, guess not many people got this number cause nobody's calling. If you gotta hold it, leave me a message.
Elizabeta
This is Elizabeta. Sorry, I'm away from the phone at the moment. Try me again in twenty five years or so.
Faustin
This is Ilyena Faustin. If you are looking for Mikhail, or wanting to collect on a debt, then please look elsewhere. My husband is dead. Show Anna and I respect by leaving us be.
Francis
This is Francis McReary. Please leave me a message.
Lawyers
You have reached Goldberg, Ligner and Shyster. All our personnel are busy making this city a better place. If you have a complaint about a high ranking official, please leave your details after the tone.
Playboy X
Playboy X: Yo, if you trying to find Playboy you should ask your bitch - ha ha! She probably know where I'm at. Leave a message.
United Liberty Paper
Hello, you have reached United Liberty Paper Merchants. None of our operatives can come to the phone. Please leave a message.