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'''Brucie''': Oh. Sorry bro. Sorry. | '''Brucie''': Oh. Sorry bro. Sorry. | ||
===Conversation six=== | |||
'''Brucie''': You know what, NB. You crazy immigrant killer. You know that I look at you and I see myself. You know that? | |||
'''Niko''': It's funny but I look at you and I don't see myself. Must be a one way mirror or something. | |||
'''Brucie''': That is exactly what I'm talking about, man. You can't see yourself in me because you haven't unlocked your full potential. Look, between you and me. I used to be an out of shape guy with anger issues just like you bro. You're gonna have to trust me on that one because I burnt all the photos. | |||
'''Niko''': I can believe that. | |||
'''Brucie''': Dude, I had low cheekbones as well. Thank god for implants, man. Okay. Okay, so I was this guy who was going nowhere and I changed my life. Hit the weights right, hit the 'roids, then the bull shark. I didn't get angry anymore. I was happy! In myself! Maybe that's what you need? | |||
'''Niko''': I don't want to sound like a dick, Brucie. But didn't you get me running around town, killing people, because you got 'roid rage? If those aren't anger issues, I don't know what are. At least when I decide someone's gotta go, there's a good reason. | |||
'''Brucie''': All I'm saying is I'm a more rounded person, that's all. Alright, maybe if you started to look after your body, you'd start to look after your mind, man. | |||
===Conversation seven=== | |||
'''Brucie''': Let me ask you, NB - what are your personal goals, bro? | |||
'''Niko''': I don't know - to find resolution, I guess. | |||
'''Brucie''': Whatever - you sound confused, pal. I know mine. You wanna hear? | |||
'''Niko''': Not really. | |||
'''Brucie''': Listen, you might learn something important okay. My goal is always the same... to win! Okay? | |||
'''Niko''': Incredible. Win at what? | |||
'''Brucie''': I don't know... win... at everything. | |||
'''Niko''': Great - well you're certainly winning the tanning competition. I've seen handbags that are less leathery. Anything else? | |||
'''Brucie''': I'm a winner, man. You need a lot of help, bro. Okay - to unlock your potential. To be something. To turn heads when you walk into the VIP bar or a high rolling environment. | |||
'''Niko''': Sure. | |||
===Conversation eight=== | |||
'''Brucie''': Shit man, I'm fucking done with it - alright. If one more person asks me I'm gonna flip alright? The hate is gonna descend and I'm gonna start breaking thing. I fucking swear it, man. | |||
'''Niko''': If someone asks you what? | |||
'''Brucie''': Whether steroids give you funny balls. Right? Steroids don't fucking shrink your balls, man. My balls are actually pretty big. | |||
'''Niko''': Yeah, man. I'm sure they are. | |||
'''Brucie''': They are, man. You wanna feel them? Touch my balls and end this once and for all bro. You can tell everyone that juicing don't actually shrink people's balls because Brucie's are fucking huge. I was juggling them like melons just the other day bro. | |||
'''Niko''': I really don't want to touch your balls Brucie. | |||
'''Brucie''': Come on, Niko. Just cup them bro. One time. | |||
'''Niko''': That ain't going to happen, friend. Let's drop this. | |||
==General== | ==General== | ||
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===Meeting Brucie=== | ===Meeting Brucie=== | ||
''(If Niko is in a car)'' | |||
'''Brucie''': Hey NB, let's roll. | |||
'''Brucie''': Let's get the fuck outta here, homeboy. | |||
'''Brucie''': Let's take it to the max, man - come on, let's go. | |||
''(If Niko is on foot)'' | ''(If Niko is on foot)'' | ||
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'''Brucie''': Bowling? You fucking read my mind, NB. Pick me up within the hour. | '''Brucie''': Bowling? You fucking read my mind, NB. Pick me up within the hour. | ||
'''Brucie''': I love that bowling shit, I'll wait for you for an hour, NB. | |||
'''Brucie''': You know I bowl like, three-hundred with one arm behind my back. Pick me up in the next hour. | '''Brucie''': You know I bowl like, three-hundred with one arm behind my back. Pick me up in the next hour. | ||
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===Dialogue=== | ===Dialogue=== | ||
''(Arriving at a bowling alley)'' | |||
'''Brucie''': Let's put some b-ling into the bowling scene baby, yeah. | |||
''(If Niko wins)'' | |||
'''Brucie''': Maybe you won, but the game is about flare. And I had more of that, bro. | |||
==Drinking== | ==Drinking== | ||
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'''Brucie''': Sorry man. I've gone macrobiotic for the time being. Don't know how long that's going to last though. Another time alright, babe? | '''Brucie''': Sorry man. I've gone macrobiotic for the time being. Don't know how long that's going to last though. Another time alright, babe? | ||
''(If Brucie and Niko recently went eating)'' | |||
'''Brucie''': Shit, not for me. We just ate. Are you depressed and getting into comfort food or something, pussy? | |||
===Canceling=== | ===Canceling=== | ||
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'''Brucie''': Alright man, I'll get ready. Come pick me up within the next hour. | '''Brucie''': Alright man, I'll get ready. Come pick me up within the next hour. | ||
'''Brucie''': Shit, man. Sounds like a date. Come get me in the next hour, bro. | |||
===Brucie declines=== | ===Brucie declines=== | ||
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'''Brucie''': Sorry, homie. I just juiced, think I might get up on stage and start kicking ass. Another time. | '''Brucie''': Sorry, homie. I just juiced, think I might get up on stage and start kicking ass. Another time. | ||
''(If Brucie and Niko recently went to a show)'' | |||
'''Brucie''': I got a hot bitch coming around, Nicky. I can't hit up a show again. | |||
===Canceling=== | ===Canceling=== | ||
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===Dialogue=== | ===Dialogue=== | ||
''(Perestroika)'' | ''(Perestroika)'' | ||
'''Brucie''': Alright man... Cabaret? This the shirt they made you watch in the Red Army, bro? | |||
'''Brucie''': Shit, man. Cabaret? Woah, we could have stayed in and watched America's Top Hooker, you know? | '''Brucie''': Shit, man. Cabaret? Woah, we could have stayed in and watched America's Top Hooker, you know? | ||
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'''Brucie''': NB, what the fuck man. You're in America now, bro. Don't go to this shit. | '''Brucie''': NB, what the fuck man. You're in America now, bro. Don't go to this shit. | ||
'''Brucie''': Shit, Nicky. That stuff's not for me, man. I'd rather have worked on my fucking delts. | |||
==Strip Club== | ==Strip Club== | ||
===Niko calls=== | ===Niko calls=== | ||
'''Niko''': How about we roll together and scope bitches at the strip club? | |||
'''Niko''': Wanna hit a strip club? | '''Niko''': Wanna hit a strip club? | ||
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'''Niko''': Wow, thanks, Brucie, I appreciate that. | '''Niko''': Wow, thanks, Brucie, I appreciate that. | ||
==Unscripted dialogue== | |||
'''Brucie''': This is what feminism is all about, bro. | |||
'''Brucie''': I can't believe these people. They're animals. All of them. | |||
'''Brucie''': Hell yeah, NB, take that shit. Just like we take the bitches we want to clubs. | |||
'''Brucie''': It's gonna blow! | |||
'''Brucie''': Better than a poke in the eye. | |||
'''Brucie''': I wonder, who's the dog and who's the bitch today? | |||
'''Brucie''': Wassup, homie? | |||
'''Brucie''': What the fuck? | |||
'''Brucie''': The car's gonna blow. | |||
'''Brucie''': What the fuck? | |||
'''Brucie''': What up, NB? | |||
'''Brucie''': Yo! | |||