User:Gta-mysteries/Pedestrian Dialogue
The following is a script of all pedestrian dialogue in Grand Theft Auto IV.
FM Business 1
- Don't quit your day job, honey.
- Taxi! Right here, baby.
- Hit it, honey.
- Who is you? Let go of me.
- I'm a law biding citizen, okay?
- Don't be all stingy with the napkins either.
- Did I say come in? No, then get out.
- This was a waste of my time.
- Hey, sugar.
- Officer, I'm a tax paying citizen.
- Just what do you think you're doing?
- You need to do something else with your time.
- See? Now I just paid this car off.
- Get your funky hands off of me.
- Whatever money I got, you can keep.
- Here you go, spend it on food, okay?
- Don't shoot me, sir. I got kids, okay?
- My car! You big, blind dummy.
- You can't just be running folks over.
- I am tired of being hurt and lied to by you.
- I need to quit, I'm about to be a grandma you know.
- Honey, in this country that is a hit and run.
- Hey, don't be causing ruckus around here.
- You better get out of my face.
- Hey, I worked hard for this car.
- Oh my God, you went and hit my car.
- Here, keep your spirits up, baby.
- You bout to have us both at the precinct.
- That ain't even right.
- See now I know you ain't hit my car.
- Yes please, sugar.
- Why you gotta be like that?
- Lord have mercy. Not my car.
- Oh my God. I don't wanna die.
- Bring back my car!
- I think I see him right over there.
- Oh my God, you just hit that person.
- A no-go cosmo, please.
- My son and his problems got me smoking like a chimney.
- There he is. See him over there?
- Take care of yourself.
- Are you touched in the head? Stop that.
- Here you go. Thank you so much.
- Yes please, honey.
- Oh no you did not just hit my car.
- Now why are you in my house? Get out.
- I need to get to work!
- Please, hurry. I'm running late, okay?
- Could you add extra salt and ketchup?
- Excuse me, I was here first.
- Oh, so that's how it's gonna be?
- Make sure you find yourself some place to sleep tonight.
- That's the last time you play me for a fool.
- I'll do what you say, just don't shoot.
- I just paid that car off.
- You better let go of me, fool.
- No thank you, sugar.
- Liste, mister, I don't want no trouble.
- Officer, I'm just minding my own business.
- Honey, let me get Cherenkov in cranberry.
- And just where you think you going?
- Yeah, uh, I'd like two number twos, please.
- Ain't that a shame.
- Do I look like booboo the fool to you?
- Go ahead with that foolishness.
- No, that stuff got my balls all messed up.
- You take care, okay?
- I'm getting robbed, ya'll. Somebody help me!
- Everytime I get divorced, I start smoking again.
- I know that's right.
- Bye.
- No thanks, honey.
- Who you telling?
- Sorry, sugar, but I'm late for work.
- Just what do you think you're doing?
- Look, you can't just be cutting no lines here.
- I ain't got time for your mess.
- Oh, you done lost your mind.
- Stop dragging your butt and go.
- Keep it moving you big dummy.
- Now look fool, I ain't got all day.
- Hurry your behind across the street.
- Where'd you get your license, Save-a-Cent?
- You foreigners oughta learn how to drive.
- Where'd you get your license, Binco?
- What the hell is ya'll doing up there?
- Hurry up now, I'm late for my shift.
- Why you up in my face like that?
- Do I know you, mister?
- Please move outta my way, sir.
- Uh, you making me uncomfortable.
- Beg your pardon. Have we met?
- Oh my, I hope it works out okay.
- Did you hear about that from the bosses?
- I hadn't heard nothing about that.
- These new benefits, I don't understand them.
- I hope they don't start laying folks off.
- We got a big work load this quarter.
- Excuse me, is the library around here?
- Sorry I can't help you.
- What is wrong with you?
- Have mercy!
- Hey watch it now.
- What on Earth?
- Oh my God!
- Sorry, I'm late for my job. Pardon me.
- Excuse me, late for work. Sorry, sorry, excuse me.
- You want a whopping, you got it.
- Okay, now the gloves is off.
- I have had about enough of you.
- You done worked my last nerve.
- Yeah child, teach that knucklehead a lesson.
- Mmhmm, keep jabbing, honey, there you go.
- Show some heart, honey. That's it.
- That's it, baby. Right in the mouth.
- Ain't nothing like an old school fist fight.
- My son is gonna hear about this.
- You heavy-handed bastard.
- How you gonna hit a lady in the street?
- I'm gonna get my son.
- I ain't even do nothing to you.
- This is my usual way to work, okay?
- Police! Some fool just stole my car.
- You think that'll get me in bed?
- Yeah I know I was looking cute this morning.
- Please, don't be a pig.
- I hope I get a grandson and I hope he turn out better than his foolish uncle.
- A man? Girl, I ain't got no kind of luck with men. I stick with work and family.
- I only got a few personal days left and I used one because I was hungover.
- I asked him for time off when the grandbaby is born and he said no.
- Girl, I came in and my boss was too high to pick up the phone.
- Hey baby, what's the word?
- Okay honey, kiss kiss, talk to you later.
- Ha ha ha. For real, though?
- Now ain't that something?
- You have got to be kidding me.
- Are you serious?
- Uh huh.
- Now that's just crazy.
- Please.
- Yup.
- There he is. See him up there?
- I think I see that fellow. Right up there.
- Oh thank you, you saved my life.
- Oh, Hell.
- Oh, that poor thing.
- Oh my God, that is so sad.
- Oh, I just wanna live to see my grandbaby.
- OW! Please, I have a family.
- What did I just step in?
- If I didn't see that with my own eyes...
- What in the world was that?
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you, baby.
- Thank you.
- My folks can't afford to pay no big ransom.
- I'm about to be a grandma, please don't hurt me.
- I don't want no involvement in your crimes.
- Honey, I was just trying to get to work.
- Oh my God. Please don't hurt me.
FM Business 1 BD1
- Don't let him shoot me!
- Oh no! Oh no, oh no!
- Stop it, please!
- Is everybody okay?
- Don't do it!
- Get away! Shoo, shoo!
- Ah, God I hope nobody's hurt.
- No, please, I'm a mother!
- What are you doing?!
- Jsut breathe, breathe.
- Um, excuse me, I need to get past you!
- Uh, hello, yes you, could you please move?
- Traffic is getting worse and worse on this street.
- Hey! Let's get this crap moving, okay?
- How rude.
- Hey, that hurt.
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me.
- Aaahhh!
- No!
- Whaaa!
- Get away from me!
- Help, help!
- Please, don't do this!
- I don't believe it.
FM Business 1 BN1
- Don't shoot!
- Help! Help!
- You bastard!
- Asshole.
- Jackass.
- Jerk.
- Hey.
- Shit.
- Freak.
- Not again!
- This is always happening!
- Can't they stop this?
- Oh my Goodness!
FM Business 2
- That's so not good.
- Taxi please.
- Hi.
- Don't kill me.
- Yeah, so easy, pick on the fat chick.
- I'd like one of those and one of these on the side.
- My big strong boyfriend is coming home soon.
- You've got real talent. Not.
- Hello.
- You pick on someone your own size.
- Don't rape me.
- Oh, my goodness, you're terrible.
- Holy smoke.
- Leave me alone!
- He's got a gun!
- You are breaking my heart.
- Don't shoot.
- Darn it.
- You can't just hit and run. It's illegal.
- It's the killer!
- Go back to sleeping with your sister!
- I keep saying I'm going to quit...
- Oh no, it's him.
- You hit somebody!
- You stop that right this instant.
- You break my heart and my diaphragm!
- Please don't hurt me.
- Uh.
- This city can be so cruel sometimes.
- Oh, that man was a psycho.
- Call the police!
- Oh no.
- Yes.
- That was uncalled for.
- Could I have a shot of whiskey please?
- Oh, brother.
- Look out, he'll kill us all.
- You jacker, you.
- Over there!
- Are they alright?
- Diet Ecola, please.
- This will be my last year as a smoker.
- He's over there!
- Here. There's also a shelter around the corner.
- Psycho!
- Get away!
- Thank you.
- Yes.
- Cripes!
- I'm, um, I'm going to call my big strong boyfriend.
- Someone stop that man!
- Let's go, please.
- I'd like three half portions of this and a full one of that.
- But this is my taxi.
- Words can hurt, you know.
- Here, now find some help.
- Even I'm not that desperate. Goodbye.
- Are you crazy?
- Stop! Thief!
- Police! Police!
- Thank you, no.
- Put the gun down, please.
- Hey, I pay my taxes.
- I'd like an Orango-tang, please.
- The murderer!
- Oh my goodness, no.
- Troublemaker!
- Number one, humungosized.
- Yes.
- Forget it. I can never trust you again!
- You just go and bleep yourself.
- Get that horrible stuff away from me.
- Bye.
- Help! Somebody!
- I've cut down a lot on cigarretes since the smoking ban.
- Couldn't agree more.
- Goodbye.
- No thank you.
- I know.
- Why do you insist on taking other people's taxis?
- Help me!
- Wait online like the rest of us.
- I want you to F off.
- Sir, I think that was a person you hit.
- Why is he still on the street?
- Make your mind up, please.
- Today, please.
- What is so hard about crossing the street?
- Chop, chop over there.
- Let's go already.
- Oh my goodness, this is taking forever.
- What a delay.
- It never fails.
- When will they come up with a cure for traffic jams?
- Excuse me, please.
- Pardon me.
- Sorry about that.
- My mistake, sorry.
- Ow, my foot.
- I won't spill the beans on that.
- My broker will be getting a call tomorrow.
- It looks like it's time for a portfolio makeover.
- My boss says to keep an eye on Sprunk.
- There are going to be big changes with Shark.
- You didn't hear it from me, but the Swingers are going to be sold to the Japanese.
- Do you know where the Health Fit store is around here?
- Oh, I'm sorry, I don't, I'm afraid I don't know where that is.
- Ah.
- Look out.
- Hey!
- Oh!
- Ahh!
- Excuse me, please.
- Pardon me, please.
- I'm tired of being kicked around.
- People like you have wrecked my life!
- You picked the wrong girl, I've got nothing to lose.
- I may be big but I can still hurt you.
- Come on!
- We all mean fit.
- Let's see some blood!
- More punching.
- You hit so nice.
- No! Leave me alone!
- I won't stoop to your level.
- I'm not that desperate.
- I don't need a man that badly.
- Don't even think about it.
- Sounds exciting but I haven't been following anyone.
- I've been jacked.
- You need a girlfriend.
- What would your wife say?
- Are you married?
- I'm always interested in speed dating.
- There will be handsome men there, right?
- Do you think anyone of them will look like Mr. Darcy?
- I'm going to buy a new dress.
- I'll only eat salads for a few days.
- Hello?
- Speak to you later. Bye.
- Uh huh.
- Yes.
- Hmm.
- Wow.
- He he he.
- Oh, you.
- Right.
- Okay.
- He's up there!
- He was up there!
- My goodness gracious!
- I don't believe it.
- Thank you so much for bringing me back.
- Oh, fudge!
- My goodness gracious.
- I don't believe it.
- Oh no! Oh my leg!
- My leg. Somebody help me!
- Oh dear, my shoes.
- What's that?
- What's going on?
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
- Thank you very much.
- Please, please let me out.
- Please don't kill me.
- I don't wanna die.
- Why are you doing this?
- What kind of monster are you?
FM Business 2 BD1
- You ain't even have to go there, baby.
- Now suppose I crash into your car.
- Wait a minute, sugar, what are you doing?
- See, you don't value folk's property.
- I don't wanna die like this.
- Cut that out. How am I gonna sell it now?
- How the hell am I gonna sell this thing now?
- Uh huh, you ain't shooting my big ass, no sir.
- Hold up honey, don't grab the goodies now.
- Hurr up y'all, I ain't getting no thinner.
- Honey, I know I looke good but move it, okay?
- Baby, I know you're looking at me but go!
- Damn traffic, I'm late for therapy.
- Would you hurry the hell up?
- Hmm honey, you look like me next ex.
- Hey sugar, don't be shy here.
- Um, baby, you look like husband number three.
- Shit.
- What the Hell?
- Have mercy.
- Uh huh, you ain't gonna be smacking me up.
- Is you crazy? You can't just be hitting folks.
- Uh huh, you ain't even gonna be hitting on me.
- Oh goodness, my blood pressure just shot up.
FM Business 2 BN1
- Ah! Ah!
- He's gonna kill me!
- He's got a gun!
- No manners.
- So rude.
- Excuse me?
- Oh my God.
- You crazy?
- Trying to kill me?
- This ain't happening!
- Oh no, not me!
- Ah!
- My God!
FM Chinatown
FM Chinatown BD1
- He's gonna shoot me!
- My car hurt!
- Don't kill! Please!
- Oh, my car!
- A gun! A gun! Ahh!
- What you doing? Oh no!
- What you do to my car?
- He has a gun!
- Ahh!
- I have go go. Move!
- What you doing, stupid?
- I'm in hurry. Let's go!
- What is stopping traffic?
- Move stupid thing.
- No manners.
- Unbelievable.
- So rude.
- Crazy man!
- Oh no!
- What you doing?
- Ah!
- No dying!
- No fight!
- Oh no!
FM Chinatown BN1
- He has a pistol.
- Don't shoot.
- Oh no, a gun!
- Sorry.
- Excuse me.
- You rude.
- Ah!
- Save me.
- Don't kill me.
- No fight, no fight.
- I'm not fighting, I'm not fighting!
- I like life.
- My, my!
FM PBusiness 1
- Boring.
- Over here. Taxi!
- Well, hello.
- You foreign prick.
- I give to the PBA.
- Dude, get the hell out.
- Hey.
- You watch too many cop shows.
- This acceptable in your country?
- Get this asshole off stage.
- I just waxed this thing.
- Criminal asshole. I'm a lady.
- Please, no no no.
- I'll pray for you.
- I'll give you anything. Please, no.
- Are you high?
- Pull over and help that person.
- That's the psycho.
- Go get some therapy and stop hitting women.
- This is some crazy weather, huh?
- Call the cops, it's the murderer!
- Are we gonna stop?
- Help, crackhead attack!
- You don't wanna do this.
- I told you, don't pull my hair during sex.
- Please don't molest me!
- I'll ruin your life, asshole.
- Please, get something to eat.
- You've got problems, asshole.
- I hope you die for that.
- You didn't just hit me...
- Sure.
- Wow, someone's insecure.
- You have wine coolers?
- Someone's gonna pay for that.
- He's gonna molest me.
- Come back here, coward.
- That way. Hurry!
- Give me a cosmo please.
- Congress really fucked up with that vote.
- Right over there!
- You savage. Leave me alone.
- Sure, here you go.
- I called the cops, you know.
- Jesus shit, what the fuck?
- Thanks, that was fast, great driving.
- Yeah.
- Not today.
- I'll blow your ass off.
- I've got vehicle recovery.
- Let's move this shit bucket, huh?
- Um hey, that's my taxi.
- Fine, be an asshole.
- You guys always break my heart.
- You're hopeless. Go eat shit.
- Don't shoot, I'm weak.
- You junkie!
- I remember faces.
- Uh... no.
- First divorce, then this.
- You always shade at chicks?
- Tequila please. Neat.
- The killer is back.
- Watch out for that asshole.
- What the hell?
- Give me a number ten low fat.
- My Dad is always saying the same thing.
- I should never have gotten together with you.
- Go fuck your grandmother.
- Please, I only drink.
- Later.
- Help! I've been fucking mugged!
- Can you believe that Patriot Act?
- You always say stupid shit like that.
- You think you're special, asshole?
- Ciao.
- Nah.
- You never know in this life, huh?
- I saw it first, it's mine.
- Please no, don't kill me.
- There's a line.
- Eat my ass, shitwad.
- Someone help me.
- You savage.
- You ain't gonna hit me again.
- Try forward motion, stupid.
- This is a road, dummy.
- Oh, the whole world is about you.
- Don't be so selfish.
- Hey, where's the funeral?
- I'm late to therapy.
- Discover your gas pedal, asshole.
- My ex calls me, now this?
- I'm hitting menopause here.
- Your bitch mom teach you manners?
- Say sorry, shithead.
- You got my clothes dirty.
- Handsy creep.
- You trying to cop a feel?
- Ronk asshole.
- This your first time?
- You drunk or something?
- You could use driving school.
- Easy, asshole.
- Watch it, fucknuts.
- I know, it's why I fuck my boss.
- Totally.
- I hear you.
- I love making one-hundred page slideshows.
- Gay char guys are total asshole.
- Why doesn't this company outsource?
- I'm late to therapy, leave me alone.
- Jesus!
- Christ!
- Lunatic!
- 911.
- Oh no.
- Guy, can you move?
- Move please.
- I'll beat you like my ex beat me.
- I'm not gonna be a victim.
- You want a foot in your ass?
- I'll tear your eyes out.
- Destroy them!
- I got ten on that fat one!
- Beat some ass.
- Do a roundhouse.
- Oh no, not my face.
- Just like my ex beat me.
- Help, someone, I'm in danger.
- Please, I have a career.
- Right. Like I follow you?
- Police. Some prick just carjacked me.
- You're a pig.
- It's a blind date.
- He's British.
- And bald.
- After my ex, I'll sleep with anyone.
- We didn't make out, did we?
- Hey, Kelly.
- I gotta jetski. Ttyl.
- Yeah.
- Totally.
- Uh huh.
- Nuh uh.
- I guess.
- Gone.
- Please.
- How?
- He's up there!
- Hurry, he went up there!
- What in the hell?
- Oh my God. Thanks, I have insurance.
- Shit batter.
- Is everyone okay?
- I can't believe this fucking town.
- God, my leg's bleeding.
- You shot my leg!
- Doesn't anyone pick up their shit?
- What in the hell?
- This is some terrorism shit.
- Cool, thanks.
- I appreciate it.
- Thanks a lot.
- No. Please don't hurt me.
- Are we going to your hideout?
- I'm implanted with a GPS chip.
- What do you want? No!
- Don't you touch me, freak.
FM PBusiness BD1
- He's gonna shoot!
- My car.
- Police, save me!
- Oh no.
- He's carrying a weapon!
- Oh, savage!
- I got insurance.
- A gun.
- Help me, somebody.
- You're making me late.
- Don't lolligag.
- Stop dillydallying.
- Uh, you can go.
- Uh, it's safe to move.
- Excuse me?
- Pardon me.
- I beg your pardon.
- Really?
- Crazy!
- Goodness!
- Holy shit!
- Good Heavens.
- This is shameful.
- My goodness gracious!
FM PBusiness BN1
- Call the police, he's got a gun!
- Oh my dear Lord.
- Help! He's got a gun!
- Careful.
- Do you mind?
- Be more careful.
- Maniac.
- Look out.
- Dangerous fool.
- Somebody help me. I'm being attacked.
- Help me.
- Call for help.
- Oh my Heavens above.
FM PEastEuro 1
- Russian
- Taxi!
- Hello?
- Russian
- Russian
- Give me what is special.
- Get the fuck out of here.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Shit balls.
- Ouch.
- I go peaceful.
- Russian
- Alright, alright.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- This craziness is too much for me.
- One day, find you I will kill you.
- Fuck.
- Russian
- What is your problem?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- I see him there!
- Russian
- Russian
- There he is.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- I evict you from this place.
- I hope you crash and die much pain.
- Let's go, Mr. Man.
- Give me anything.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Look, I'm not caring what it is, just feed me.
- Russian
- Russian
- See you later.
- Help me please. I have been attacked by a war.
- Russian
- Russian
- Bye bye.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- You're not most important person in universe.
- I have schedule I must be keeping.
- Move it or I will be lost.
- ???
- Russian
- Russian
- Move that piece of shit.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Hey!
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Excuse me, pardon me.
- Russian
- Yes, smash teeth!
- Kick face.
- Russian
- Spit it in their eyes.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- What? Me? Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- There is a crime I must make report of.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Uh huh.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- He up there!
- Up! Up! Look at him.
- There's shooting here.
- People is firing their weapons!
- Is like I'm in zone of war here.
- Help! People are shooting.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Oh, my leg.
- You shot my leg. Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- I no understand.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
FM PEastEuro 1 BD1
- A killer!
- My leg!
- Stop it! Right now!
- My heart!
- Murderer!
- I cannot believe this thing.
- My neck!
- A gun!
- Get off me.
- I'm not getting younger over here.
- Get some exercise and jog.
- Time for your running exercise.
- Get your tub out of my way.
- That tub is blocking me.
- Hey.
- Are you blind?
- Come on.
- Crazy.
- Lunatic.
- Russian
- Crazy people.
- Devils.
- Go away.
- Russian
FM PEastEuro 1 BN1
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
FM PHarborN 1
- This shit is weak.
- Hey hey, taxi, right here, baby.
- What's popping, yo?
- Is you high or something, homie?
- I'm fresh out and staying out of trouble, sir.
- If you ain't here to fuck, get the fuck out.
- Ya'll some clowns.
- What's good?
- Officer, I'm a square now. Straight up and down.
- Let go of me. Is you wet or something?
- This is some bullshit.
- Aw, my ride. Ain't this some shit?
- You know who I roll with, motherfucker?
- A'ight daddy, you stoled up, you got it.
- Spread love might do word up.
- A'ight daddy, you strapped, you got.
- You spit in my food, I'll fuck you up.
- Motherfuckers can't drive for shit, yo.
- My dude, are you drunk?
- A'ight, son, we'll see, go ahead. Take it.
- Easy, my dude, no need to wile out.
- Damn son, you beasting out here.
- My dude, respect my fucking block.
- Fuck, is you on crack? Let go of me.
- Not the whip.
- Don't spin this on that shit, feel me?
- Yo, I'm out.
- My dogs is coming to see you.
- Oh shit, I was about to sell this whip.
- Hell yea, straight up and down.
- Oh I see how it is.
- I just hotwired this ride.
- Yo, a war is on. Gotta let dudes know.
- Payback is a bitch, heard?
- He over there hiding like a bitch.
- Yo, you murkin dudes with this whip.
- Yeah I see his punk ass over there.
- For food, not drugs, a'ight?
- Yo, you violate my hood, son.
- A'ight then, keep it funky.
- Yeah yo, that's what's up.
- Damn, I just stole this ride too.
- I ain't in the mood for dick, now get out, pussy.
- See you on the block, pussy.
- A'ight, son, let's keep it moving.
- Back the fuck up. This is my shit, bitch.
- Why you gotta be like that?
- Warn yourself son, ya heard?
- Chill, daddy, I ain't strapped.
- I don't forget no faces neither.
- You know who I ride with, motherfucker?
- Nah, no thanks, yo.
- Chill, daddy, I ain't packing.
- Be easy, officer, I'm just keeping it moving.
- He's right over there.
- Get your ass back in line.
- A number one and make it quick, bitch.
- Go fuck yourself, you fucking clown.
- No, homie, if it ain't haze I won't blaze.
- Stay hood, yo.
- Yo, I'm getting gut right now. Call my dogs.
- What up, daddy? I'm in the hood.
- Keep it funky, ya heard?
- Nah homie, no thanks.
- I'll slap the taste out your mouth. Move on.
- Who the fuck you think you're yoking up?
- You better be washing your hands after pissing.
- I should fuck your lying, cutting ass up.
- You a bitch.
- Yo, you catching bodies with this whip.
- Is you tweeking or something, homie?
- I'll run you over, straight up and down.
- Is you panhandling or something, son?
- Yo, get out the fucking road.
- Yo, son, move your fucking hoopty.
- A bitch got places to be, you heard?
- Let's go, you fucking clown.
- Move, yo. A bitch got shit to do.
- Yo dawgs, let's go.
- Yeah, I'm feeling you too, daddy.
- Get a close look, I won't bite.
- You got taste for chocolate, daddy?
- I'll put it on you, straight up and down.
- I'm a writer on the streets, freak in the sheets.
- Hey, is the nail salon around here?
- You asking the wrong bitch.
- Fuck you, son.
- You made disrespectful.
- Son, is you crazy?
- What type of shit you on?
- You drive mad greasy.
- Step aside, slow ass urbs.
- Step aside, slow poke ma'fuckers.
- You wanan smack a bitch around, huh?
- Yeah, fighting got me hot, ya heard?
- Shit ain't sweet, pussy. Get 'em up.
- You ready to get dropped, bitch?
- All this violence is making me moist, ya heard?
- I'm a hard bitch, dawg. Get 'em up.
- I ain't fighting you.
- Screw this shit.
- You're crazy.
- Yo, leave me alone, dumbass.
- Yo, I can't believe you gonna hit a girl.
- Yo, my boyfriend will kick your ass.
- Think I give a fuck how you roll, bitch?
- Son, some urb ma'fucker just jacked me.
- Thought you was just gonna jack a bitch?
- You must be white. Give me my shit.
- Yeah, I'm a bitch but shit ain't sweet.
- You must be on crack. Give me my shit.
- Come holla if you ain't shook, daddy.
- Yeah, this bitch is too raw for ya'll dudes.
- Go back to your blow up dolls.
- I'm the realist bitch on the black and these dudes want square bitches.
- Nah, I ain't even in the game no more. My PO got me on my P's and Q's, my dude.
- We smoked an L, I sucked him off and now he never pick up the phone.
- You know how these dudes do: dry, snitching, gossiping like a bunch of hoes.
- Straight up and down. Brothers out here straight pussies, yo. Real talk.
- State your name, gangster.
- Keep it funky, daddy. Later.
- Uh huh.
- No...
- Shut the fuck up.
- Yeah.
- She knocked up.
- Mhm.
- Damn.
- Serious?
- Yo, up there.
- Yo, look up, look up.
- 911, they out here busting off shots.
- 911, they shooting up the block.
- Police, they starting shit in our hood.
- Fuck.
- I can't believe this.
- Oh man, I ain't got no insurance.
- Aw, that's bullshit.
- Fuck.
- I can't believe this.
- Shit! I caught one in the leg.
- Aw! I caught one. Get help.
- Fuck is this shit?
- Yo, that shit was crack, son.
- That's the crack, my dude.
- Hey, thanks.
- Thank you.
- cool, thanks.
- Let me bounce, son. You don't need me.
- Son, I don't got nothing to do with your beef.
- I don't wanna get involved, yo. Let me escape.
- My dude, let a bitch bounce for real.
- I ain't no snitch, daddy. Straight up and down.
FM Pharbron 1 BD1
- That fool packing! Run!
- Give me my money now!
- You got it. I'm out.
- Oh no you didn't.
- Oh shit, he about to start shooting.
- That was a real asshole move.
- Help! He got a gun!
- Take the car. You good.
- Get the Hell out my way.
- Hello? Get out the street.
- Sit your dumb ass down.
- Gas it too high for this shit!
- You wasting my gas, stupid.
- Excuse you.
- You don't know me.
- Watch it.
- Damn, yo.
- What the fuck, yo?
- Fucking dick.
- I'm a get my cousin to fuck you up.
- You lucky I ain't got my blade.
- I'll be back, motherfucker.
- Oh shit!
FM PHarborN 1 BN1
- Yo, money, stop playing like that. Damn.
- Fuck is wrong with you? That ain't cute.
- Chill, my dude, watch where you wave that.
- Yo, you good?
- You know me or something?
- I'm saying what's up?
- Damn bitch.
- Fuck you, son.
- Dickhead.
- You fugazzi, yo, you ain't running shit.
- I'll see you when I see you, bitch.
- My cousin's gonna fuck yo ass up.
- Damn, that haze must have been mad strong.
FM PJersey 2
- I'd rather watch paint dry.
- Taxi, over here!
- Hey there.
- Please don't hurt me. I can pay.
- Criminals don't wear Didiersachs, retard.
- Get me everything you've got without carbs.
- Unless you're here to marry me, get the fuck out.
- I've got more talent in my pinky.
- Hello.
- Ah, come on, do I really look like a criminal to you?
- Hey, let me at least grab my cell phone!
- I want my money back.
- I'm never gonna get that promotion.
- Watch where you're putting your hands, asshole.
- Police! He's trying to kill me!
- Run for your lives!
- Oh, I knew I should have had that second margarita.
- Keep your eyes off me and on the the road.
- Speak to me again and I'll tell everyone you know about your little problem.
- Okay, okay, take the fucking thing.
- I'd be so much more productive if I could smoke at my desk.
- Alright, alright, but you're not going to get away with this.
- Are you drunk?
- What do you think you're doing? How am I gonna get to work?
- Step on it and no chat.
- Can't we talk about this?
- Hey! That's no way to treat a women.
- DO you know how many blowjobs I had to give to get this company car?!
- You should be locked up.
- I eat men like you for breakfast.
- You better have a great lawyer.
- Yes.
- I'm a glass of wine away from a nervous breakdown.
- I'm never going to make it to that meeting.
- Hlep me. I'm too important to die.
- Why am I always meeting the wrong men?
- There he is.
- Do you actually have a license?
- Yeah, next they'll be banning drinking in the workplace.
- That's him!
- Get down, he's gonna shoot!
- Hey, get your filthy hands off.
- I'm in a bit of a rush.
- Yeah, sure.
- Are you blind or just stupid?
- You're the second man I've had to kick out of here tonight. Beat it, asshole.
- Look forward to seeing you in court, asshole.
- Finally, back on solids. Give me four of those.
- Don't even think about it, asshole.
- Today is really screwing me over.
- You've blown it this time. I'm looking for a man not a boy.
- He's got a gun! Somebody take him down!
- I never forget a face.
- Fuck you. Take your paws off me, you animal.
- No.
- Please don't kill me, I'm not as rich as I look.
- Nothing to do with me, officer.
- Are you blind? There's a line here.
- Screw the diet. Get me menu six, supersize.
- I don't wanna hear your bullshit anymore. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
- You're not wrong.
- Are you kidding? I don't pay for my drugs.
- See you.
- I'd give it up if it wasn't for the weight gain.
- My point exactly.
- Bye.
- No thanks.
- Tell me about it.
- No way, I'm already late for a meeting.
- What the fuck? Get away from me.
- Blah, blah, blah, you're just like all the rest. Big ego, small dick.
- Hey! We're all in a rush, asshole.
- What do you want from me?
- It's okay, I'm pretty sure they were poor.
- Get out of the road. I've got places to be and men to meet.
- Move it, crackhead. Some of us have high flying jobs.
- Move it or I mow you down. The Stock Market waits for no one.
- Shift your ass, I've got a date with an investment banker.
- Get a move on. My biological clock is ticking like a time bomb.
- Let's get this moving. I am speed dating in half an hour.
- Come on! I've seen glaciers move faster than this.
- My ovaries aren't getting any younger.
- Hurry up! We're not on minimum wage.
- Hey, didn't I date you?
- I'm desperate but not that desperate.
- Ew, I think I just touched poverty.
- Don't touch what you can't afford.
- You look just like my future husband.
- Bet that's the closest you've ever been to a manicure.
- I don't know. Buy a GPS, cheapskate.
- Not the videers!
- Asphalt!
- Moron!
- My nosejob!
- Idiot.
- Excuse me.
- Coming through.
- Fighting is so blue collar.
- Men are always fighting over me.
- I should turn those guys on my ex.
- Brutal animalistic. God, I really need to get laid.
- I hate the way my butt looks when I run.
- Uh, how the working class lives.
- I'm a leader, not a follower.
- Haven't you died yet?
- Take a bath, deadbeat.
- Isn't it about time you passed out your own vomit?
- That shit on the pants look is so last season.
- Some jerk just drove off with my company car.
- I'm more woman than you can handle.
- Yeah, I bet you're hung like a five-year old.
- You'll never be the man your mother was.
- Ah, shit, I need to get moving.
- They can't back out now. I've already spent the commission.
- Okay, just tell me who I need to sleep with.
- I'm going to end up back in the typing pool if I lose this contract.
- Are you kidding me? I thought we were all on the same page.
- No way, this was supposed to be a done deal.
- Yes.
- Keep me in the loop. Catch you later.
- Uh huh.
- Okay.
- No.
- Seriously.
- Shit.
- Mhm.
- Don't even...
- Wow.
- Look. He's up there!
- There's the bastard!
- 911, they're blowing each other apart down here!
- Police, help, it's like a gunfight at the LK Corral over here.
- Come quick, World War III is breaking out over here.
- Police, I need to report a bloodbath!
- That could have been me and I haven't even made VP yet.
- Fuck me sideways.
- Thanks, doctor. Are you married?
- Fuck it.
- This neighborhood is really going downhill.
- That could have been me and I haven't even made VP yet.
- Ow, my fucking leg!
- No! Not my leg!
- Ew, that better not be what I think it is.
- What was that?
- Fuck me sideways.
- Thanks a million.
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
- Please, let me out. My company will fall apart without me.
- My horoscope said that I would meet a tall, dark stranger.
- My boss will kill me if anything happens to this car.
- What a time to be out of mace.
- If it wasn't for the botox, you'd see that I'm terrified.
FM PJersey 1 BD1
- He's got a gun!
- Oh crap, my ride!
- Stop! Leave me alone!
- Dammit, what the fuck?
- ???
- Please, stop, no!
- Whoa. This is so unfair.
- Ahh! Gun! Gun!
- Get your hands off me.
- Out of my way, jerk.
- I can't be tardy today.
- Hurry up.
- Traffic. Always traffic.
- It takes forever to drive in this city.
- Excuse me.
- Watch where you're walking!
- Hey, careful!
- Jerk!
- Asshole!
- Shithead!
- I'm getting the hell outta here.
- Fighting's not for me.
- Don't beat me up!
- Holy fucking shit!
FM PJersey 1 BN1
- Help me, somebody help me.
- Police! Somebody call the police.
- Help! He's got a gun.
- Pardon me.
- Excuse me.
- Oh, sorry about that.
- Oh, God!
- You jerk!
- Slow down!
- Leave me alone.
- Someone help me!
- Ahh!
- Oh my God.
FM PJersey 1
- You call this funny?
- Taxi, over here.
- Hi there.
- I don't wanna get hurt here.
- You're in control here.
- I'll take two of those please.
- Beat it, scumbag.
- Get off the stage, ack.
- Hello.
- Yes, of course, anything you want.
- Don't take this from me.
- I've laughed harder at a funeral.
- This always happens to me.
- Stop! Thief!
- Help! He's got a gun.
- Help me, please.
- Darn it.
- Maniac, you can't drive.
- I never wanna see you again.
- Oh my luck. Bad stuff always happens to me.
- Smoking is better than sex. At least from what I can remember.
- Okay, okay, whatever you want.
- What the f?
- What the f is going on?
- I can't stand these lies anymore.
- Get your hands off me.
- I can't catch a break.
- You just lost your fare, a-hole.
- Someone stop him!
- Just my luck.
- Yes, please.
- Who would say that to me?
- This is horrible.
- I'm in danger. He's got a gun.
- Listen, I have to go. Bye.
- I've been robbed!
- He's over there! What scum.
- Reckless driver.
- I feel so glamorous when I smoke.
- Look, it's that foreigner. Over there.
- Oh no, what a disaster.
- Thanks. Have a good day.
- Yeah.
- Look what f-ing happened.
- Get out of here.
- Someone get me the cops!
- What are you waiting for? Let's go.
- Mmm, I'm hungry. I'll have that.
- This taxi is mine.
- I'm really hurt by that comment.
- Don't make me call the cops on you.
- This man is trying to kill me.
- Stop. Thief!
- I don't deserve this.
- No thank you.
- Ahh! Gun! Gun! Ahh!
- I'll do whatever you say.
- Hey, mister. Wait your turn.
- I'd love a number seven. I'm watching my figure.
- You don't say?
- You're just a dog like all the others.
- No way. Drugs are deadly.
- Goodbye.
- I've been robbed! Help!
- Checking out guys is one bonus of smoking outside.
- Right, right.
- Bye bye.
- No.
- I guess.
- I was here first.
- No. Please stop.
- You can't cut. How rude.
- I'm calling my lawyer about this.
- Hello? I'm waiting here.
- Speed it up.
- Let's get rolling.
- I don't have time to spare.
- Hurry up! I'm on my way to the mall.
- Just my luck. Traffic!
- Let's go. I wanna go shopping.
- I'm in a rush.
- I can't be held up like this.
- Watch it, mister.
- Hey!
- You can't walk around here like that.
- I don't deserve this treatment.
- Uh, men always push me around.
- I don't know. My car has GPS.
- A-hole.
- Idiot.
- F you!
- Son of a-.
- Bastard!
- Pardon me.
- Excuse me.
- Help me!
- I'm outta here.
- No!
- Ahhhhhhh!
- I'm in danger!
- Follow you? Why would I follow you?
- Get a job you lazy a-hole.
- Ooh, you smell like death.
- Go back to Algonquin.
- Help! I've been robbed!
- I should report you to the authorities.
- That's sexual harassment and I don't have to take it.
- Ugh, men are so disgusting.
- I'm so late. Where does the time go?
- There are some great coupons in this week's circular.
- I had another appointment at the doctor's this week.
- Oh, I don't drive into the city. Too dangerous.
- I've got to get to the mall. Great sales.
- I found a new decorator for the beach house. He's fabulous.
- Hello?
- I'm off to the mall. Chat soon.
- Yeah.
- Uh huh.
- Right, right.
- You don't say?
- Mmm, interesting.
- Sure.
- See that foreigner? He's up there!
- Up there! I see that a-hole.
- I heard gunshots. Just like on TV.
- There's gunfire. Come quick.
- Gunshots! I need help.
- Oh my, how could this happen?
- This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
- I'm not a bad driver. Really.
- I've been saved.
- Darn it.
- How could this happen in our city?
- Oh my God.
- Help! I've been shot!
- Ah! My leg! I've been shot.
- Eew, just my luck.
- My goodness! What's happened?
- Ah, this can't be.
- I don't believe my eyes.
- Thank you.
- Very much appreciated.
- I demand you release me right now!
- Oh, let me out. I'm scared!
- I don't wanna be kidnapped!
- I'm so terrified. Let me go.
- Ahh! I want out!
FM PJersey 2 BD1
- Shit, help, he's got a gun!
- Shit, my fucking car!
- Help! Someone! Please!
- Fuck, my car!
- Somebody help me!
- Police, call the God-damn police!
- I just had this detailed.
- Help, police, please!
- What the fuck?
- Oh my God, what is this shit?
- Hey, some people have places to be, pal.
- Come on, move it!
- Jesus, hurry up already!
- Hey, watch it!
- Get some fucking manners, huh?
- Open your eyes, asshole!
- Hey!
- Jesus!
- Whoa!
- Shit! What the hell?
- Oh my God!
- Fuck, I'm outta here.
- Holy shit!
FM PJersey 2 BN1
- Help me! Please.
- Help me, please!
- Don't shoot!
- Hey, what the fuck?
- Back off.
- Fuck you.
- Jeez.
- What the fuck?
- Ah!
- Hey, what's your fucking problem?
- Get away from me.
- Asshole.
- Oh my God!
FM PLatin 1
- You suck Spanish
- Hey Spanish what's good?
- ??? is gonna fuck you up.
- You dreaming like some kind of puta
- Spanish shit. Hurry that shit up.
- Get out of here Spanish
- Spanish straight garbage.
- Hola, baby. Que pasa?
- Don't you got somebody ??? to arrest?
- Spanish Let go!
- Spanish What a waste of time.
- You just hit my car.
- Ok, papi, you got it. Spanish
- Oh shit, yo, it's a sicario.
- Spanish
- Papi, don't kill me! Spanish
- Spanish I don't have no fucking insurance.
- Redwoods and Debonaries? Big difference Spanish
- Ayo! That ain't your ride! Spanish
- Oh shit, that ??? gonna shoot someone.
- Shit, yo, this car belongs to my Spanish
- Spanish my fucking Spanish
- Spanish I don't want you calling me on my Spanish
- I'm telling my Spanish
- Cono, my fucking Spanish bro.
- Yes Spanish
- That ain't right Spanish
- You scratched up my car Spanish
- There's a Spanish out here Spanish
- Fucking Spanish
- Spanish Right over there!
- Spanish Redwood? Not me, I'm Debonaire Spanish
- Right there.
- That Spanish is bugging, yo.
- Here, take some change Spanish
- Yo, Spanish respect for people's shit, okay?
- Si.
- Spanish My fucking car, bro.
- Spanish Get out. Spanish
- Spanish Shit!
- And add more fucking napkins. Cono.
- Cono, well excuse me.
- Yeah take a litle travel. Spanish
- That Spanish gonna kill someone!
- Spanish
- Chill, yo, this car belongs to my Spanish
- Pero, no.
- Un favor, papi. Don't shoot.
- Cono, man. I didn't even do shit.
- Umm, number two, por favor.
- Pero bueno, if you say so.
- Spanish Fuck off, yo.
- I don't smoke that shit. Spanish
- Spanish Okay, bye.
- Help! I've been robbed! Spanish
- Spanish I gotta smoke after dinner. Spanish
- Spanish I'm calling from a payphone.
- Spanish Whatever, yo.
- Okay, Spanish Bye.
- No, gracias.
- Spanish I agree, okay?
- Fuck is wrong with you? Spanish
- Get lost.
- Get lost. Spanish
- Spanish Don't shoot, papi.
- Spanish Get the fuck out the way.
- Move motherfucker. Spanish
- Spanish Keep walking, stupid ass.
- Go, you stupid motherfucker. Spanish
- Cono, hurry up. Spanish
- The light is green. Spanish
- Que pasa? Your ship broke down? Go!
- Move it you son of a bitch! Spanish
- Spanish Watch where you're going.
- Oye pero, watch it.
- Spanish Back off, man. Shit.
- Spanish You clumsy fuck.
- Yo, chill, you Spanish?
- Back up. Spanish
- Sorry, I don't know nada de nada.
- Watch it, mamaguevo.
- Spanish
- Spanish Shit.
- Spanish
- Slow down, cabron.
- Spanish Excuse me. Hello?
- Excuse me.
- I got plenty Spanish you son of a bitch.
- Okay, you want some Spanish huh?
- Spanish Come on, you piece of shit.
- Let's do this shit, mamaguevo.
- Oh shit. Spanish
- Alright, shit. Spanish
- Ow, mami's gonna kick your culo.
- Aye that hurt. Spanish
- Fuck this, I'm gonna get my Spanish
- I ain't no Spanish following you around.
- 911, my car got stolen!
- Fuck you, you stupid Spanish
- Yeah, you like this juicy ass, papi.
- Spanish Baby, look but don't touch.
- Stop looking at my sexy culo.
- Not for nothing Spanish eh? Like, get off my fucking case, yo.
- He wanted a little Spanish but I was like yo, you ain't even buy me a drink yet.
- And I say "why don't ya'll order some Cluick' Bell once in a while"? Spanish
- Spanish When's the last time you took me shopping at Krapea?
- He called me Spanish like he don't be all up on this juicy ass.
- Hola, mi amor. What's good, yo?
- Nada, I'm out, yo. Adios.
- Spanish Of course.
- Spanish What?
- Spanish That's bullshit, yo.
- Mhhm. Spanish
- Spanish Always that.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- She did that? Spanish
- Spanish He's up there!
- Up there! Spanish
- Spanish This shit is bananas.
- Spanish That's crazy, yo.
- Spanish I can't believe you saved me.
- Shit.
- Spanish That shit is fucked up, yo.
- I bet some Spanish did that shit.
- Spanish My leg, my leg!
- My leg, I'm bleeding! Spanish
- What kind of Spanish did I step in?
- Spanish This shit is bananas!
- Spanish That's crazy, yo.
- Gracias, baby.
- Thank you Spanish
- Thank you, mi amor.
- Help! Help me! Spanish
- Por favor. Let me go. Spanish
- I don't know nada but my man's hustle.
- Papi, you not gonna molest me, right?
FM PLatin 1 BD1
- Holy fuck. Is this American or Columbia?
- Spanish Look at my car, mama'o.
- I'm being kidnapped by sicarios. Help!
- Spanish
- A sicario? What is this, fucking Columbia?
- Spanish Get the fuck away from my ride.
- Spanish My car, you ruined it!
- Spanish He's a sicario! Look out.
- Help! Kidnapper! Help!
- You're blocking the road, ???
- Move out of the road, puta.
- No ??? okay? Move out of my way, please.
- You have people behind you.
- I'm trying to get home.
- Stop touching me shit.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish Leave me alone.
- Okay, already.
- Get by, la cono, leave me alone.
- Spanish That was fucking cool, man.
FM PLatin 1 BN1
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Fucking pendejo.
- Ah!
- Spanish
- Cono.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Carajo!
FM PManhat 1
- You are boring me.
- Taxi.
- Hi.
- How dare you!
- Okay, okay.
- Something without carbs, please.
- Get out of here before I scream!
- I paid for this?
- Hello.
- You're talking to me, right?
- Animal. Get off me!
- Boo.
- You fucking terrorist!
- Rape! Rape!
- No.
- Please don't.
- Is my face alright?
- Wait. Go back.
- You have gotta be kidding me.
- I'm going, okay?
- I've got more ex-husbands than you can count.
- Okay, okay, relax.
- I am not going to die today.
- Oh God, I think, I think you just...
- Go riot somewhere else.
- Get your hands off me.
- You drove right into me.
- Go back to your own country.
- Help. Help.
- Ahh!
- What do you think? Yeah.
- Ground breaking slur there. You see my heart breaking?
- Get away.
- This can't be happening.
- He's right there, you see?
- That did not just happen.
- I'd like a, umm, slippery liplock.
- There is nothing funny about urinary tract infections.
- He's over there.
- It's that bastard. He's right there.
- Back off, wastoid.
- Great. Now do something about the smell in here.
- Yes, definitely.
- What happened? Oh my God, I can't feel my nose.
- Out! Out!
- My car.
- Stop staring at my tits and drive.
- Can I get a salt packet? I'm on a diet.
- Uh, excuse me. This one's mine.
- Your insult was laughably ineffective.
- Get that thing away from me.
- You asshole!
- No.
- No, I mean it.
- Put that away.
- I hear you. No need to shout.
- The psycho's back.
- I'm steering clear of that creep.
- Come on!
- I'll have a number two.
- Mhm.
- I'd prefer gin.
- Toodles.
- Help! Anybody.
- EVeryone in Liberty sells their soul to the devil.
- Hello? Yeah, a very fat man sat on my cell. Crushed it.
- I know what you mean.
- Bye.
- No thanks.
- I see your point.
- Don't even think about it.
- Ah! Off! Off!
- Are you serious?
- You just hit that person.
- That fucking guy punched me.
- Let's fall asleep in the street.
- Damn smackhead.
- Is there a reason why you wanna get run over?
- You just move along at your glacial pace. Don't mind me.
- Come on!
- The accelerator is under your right foot. Push down.
- Is it too difficult to move forward?
- I hate traffic.
- Any time.
- Move it!
- Uh... that smell.
- Could you try to look where you're going?
- Excuse me?
- Uh, you hideous man.
- No walky in my spacy, okay?
- Do you know where the spa is? I'm late.
- You can see I'm busy, right?
- Wait.
- Watch out.
- No.
- Ah!
- Help!
- Need to get through here. Very crucial. Thank you.
- Excuse me.
- Get off me, psycho.
- Who the fuck do you think you are?
- Prick.
- Asshole.
- Get this guy off me.
- Motherfucker.
- Like I would follow you. Please.
- Eh, street people.
- I was too busy smelling you. Sorry.
- Yuk.
- What an unattractive person.
- Oh my God, police, he took my car.
- You couldn't afford me, babe.
- I am looking good today, huh?
- Ah, my adoring public.
- Is this too difficult to task?
- You bet your size twelve ass I'm coming over there.
- Incompetence is not an option, Linda.
- You're a fetcher. Go fetch.
- Tell him I have a prior commitment... with somebody.
- Don't let me down again.
- Yes and?
- Mhm.
- Okay...
- Come again?
- No. Don't ever say that.
- Just, just...
- Oh, please...
- No, not ever.
- He's up there!
- Up there. Look!
- 911, somebody's shooting up the place. It's chaos.
- Help! There's gunfire.
- They're shooting everywhere.
- Please don't be dead. Please don't be dead.
- What happened?
- Motherfuck!
- Oh my God.
- Please don't be dead. Please don't be dead.
- Ah! Why?
- God, it hurts.
- Fantastic.
- Is it terrorists?
- God, I wanna go back to San Andreas so bad.
- Thanks.
- I guess this calls for a thank you?
- I should say thanks, right?
- Please stop.
- The stress is making my face wrinkle. Please.
- Okay, you're a badass. Got it. Loud and clear.
- Is there any reason I'm in here? Really?
- I can't die, I'm very important.
FM PManhat 1 BD1
- Everybody run, he's got a gun!
- Look where you're going.
- Oh my God, get the hell off me!
- What on Earth was that?
- He's got a gun! Get away from here!
- What the Hell do you think you're doing?
- Are you blind?
- Call the police. He's got a gun!
- Ah. Help me.
- Get on with it.
- Hurry up.
- Get a move on.
- I haven't got all day.
- Some of us have better things to do with our time.
- Watch where you're going.
- Hey, careful.
- Mind out.
- Call the cops.
- Are you insane?
- Lunatic!
- Get the hell away from me.
- Now you leave me alone.
- Get the hell off me.
- Christ. What the hell?
FM PManhat 1 BN1
- This is fucking crazy!
- This is insane!
- Help me, help me!
- Hey, watch it fuckbrain.
- You wanna get slapped with a lawsuit?
- Hands off, asshole.
- Shit!
- Fuck!
- Help!
- Fuck me! Fuck me!
- Please, don't mess up my face!
- I'm not fighting you.
- Oh my God! Only in Liberty City.
FM PManhat 2
- Who encouraged you to perform?
- Taxi!
- Hi.
- Hey, stop it.
- This is the worst kind of police abuse.
- Can I have some of that? Hopefully it'll kill me.
- Get your ass off my property.
- Drop dead!
- Hello?
- I'm gonna report your shiny blue ass to the chief of police.
- There are better ways to deal with your anger.
- Go kill yourself. Please.
- Oh no.
- People like you ruin this city.
- Don't shoot.
- Okay.
- This damn city.
- Please!
- Oh no!
- Sure, just walk all over me.
- I'm gonna come after you and cut your little balls off.
- Fucking people.
- Hey.
- Violence is not necessary.
- I got your badge number, don't mess with me.
- Shame on you.
- Unbelieveable.
- What do I need money for? Hopefully I'll be dead soon.
- I may actually want to live.
- Take my car! I won't need it when I'm dead!
- Oh boy!
- Yes.
- We're all frustrated with the system.
- Why should I go on living?
- Am I the only one still saying no to drugs these days?
- Damn it.
- What the hell?
- I don't really wanna die.
- You're going to Hell.
- Right there.
- What the hell?
- There!
- Fuck me.
- Sure, why not?
- Stop!
- Thanks, or not.
- Yes.
- Not again.
- You better leave before I get real angry and I will.
- You're gonna pay for this.
- This cab is mine.
- Okay, let's go.
- I'll take that stuff. Maybe it'll make me happy.
- Hey, I'm not the enemy.
- Dog eat dog.
- I want to die now!
- What goes around comes around.
- I changed my mind, I don't wanna die.
- We're all fucked, the whole city.
- You need to get help.
- No.
- Oh shit!
- I will not tolerate police brutality.
- Can you see the line?
- May I have a number thirteen?
- No thanks, It'll just depress me more.
- See ya.
- Help! A mugger!
- Hello? It's me.
- Goodbye.
- No.
- You have to kill me to take this cab.
- Come on.
- Hey, what's your problem?
- Oh, come on.
- Oh my.
- Who's the idiot holding everybody up?
- What's going on?
- What is this, a demonstration?
- Ha! Just another crazy person.
- Hey, you, go home.
- This city is so fucked up.
- I hate Alderney folks.
- Let's go. Move it.
- Are we just gonna sit here?
- I hate this city.
- Uh, I have everybody.
- How civilized.
- I beg your pardon?
- Nice move.
- Excuse me, loser.
- Fucking people.
- So sorry.
- Excuse me, where's the closet train station?
- Leave me alone, I'm depressed.
- Hey!
- Watch it.
- Oh fuck.
- Ah, shit.
- Get away.
- Wow!
- Excuse me.
- Pardon me.
- No way.
- Somebody help.
- It's not worth it.
- Don't hurt me.
- No!
- Please, I don't wanna die.
- I don't wanna fight.
- No.
- Where the hell are the police? I just got carjacked.
- Somebody just took my car.
- Oh, what's the point?
- Disgusting.
- Go suck yourself.
- Oh, you're turning me on.
- Oh shit, I can't be late.
- Oh, that is just wrong.
- There are so many injustices in this city.
- Really? This city is rotten inside and out.
- What? You can't be serious.
- Oh, perfect. Now I should really kill myself.
- Hello?
- Goodbye.
- Uh huh.
- Yeah yeah.
- Yeah yeah.
- Yeah, whatever.
- Really?
- Okay, okay.
- Sure, sure.
- Right.
- Wow.
- Up there! See?
- There, look up!
- Hello, police? I heard a gunshot.
- Officer, I need to report a shooting.
- I hear gunfire, hurry.
- Get over here fast, there's a gunfight going on.
- Oh no.
- Oh my.
- Oh, dear.
- Oh, damn, why am I still alive?
- Oh, wonderful.
- Man.
- Damn it.
- Oh no.
- Oh my.
- Oh, dear.
- Ah!
- Ah, my leg!
- Damn!
- Oh fuck.
- Thank you.
- Oh, come on.
- Let me out.
- You're making a big mistake.
- Kidnapping is serious. Use your head.
- Where are you taking me?
- Drop me off now.
FM PManhat 2 BD1
- Help! He's got a gun!
- Isn't this just grand?
- No, please!
- You better have insurance.
- Someone call the police! He's got a gun!
- Hey you, stop that this instant!
- This is the last thing I needed.
- Ah! He's got a gun!
- Oh my God!
- Could you please move out of the way?
- What you're doing is very dangerous.
- Please. Move out of the way.
- Would you mind moving out of the way?
- Could you please move? You're blocking traffic.
- Hey!
- Excuse me?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Slow down, you're crazy!
- You're dangerous.
- You need to drive more safely.
- Please, leave me alone!
- Someone, please, help me!
- I don't wanna fight you. Leave me alone!
- Sweet Jesus!
FM PManhat 2 BN1
- A gun! Oh my God!
- Get me away from here!
- He's got a gun!
- Don't you walk into me.
- You be more careful next time.
- Watch where you're walking.
- You crazy?
- Psychopath!
- Help!
- Oh my Lord!
- Ah! Ahh!
- Get away from me!
- Oh my Lord!
FM POrient 1
FM POrient 1 BD1
- I did nothing to you!
- My friend's car!
- This isn't happening!
- Ouch. My back.
- I have children!
- You will pay for this!
- Don't call police!
- Don't shoot me in the back!
- He's going to kill me!
- Keep moving.
- Give them ticket.
- I'm late for work.
- Try moving sometime.
- I'm going to cry.
- You blind?
- No touch me!
- You stupid!
- Watch it!
- Trying to kill me?
- Ouch!
- You don't touch me.
- I'm an old lady.
- Not again.
- ???
FM POrient 1 BN1
- Look out, he have gun!
- He have gun!
- ???
- You watch where you go.
- You more careful.
- You take more careful watch.
- Crazy man.
- Him crazy.
- Mad man.
- Leave me alone.
- Go away from me.
- I no want to fight. Help!
- Oh my God!
FM PRich 1
- This is garbage.
- Taxi!
- Hello there.
- Unhand me!
- The benevolent society won't like won't it if I skip my donation on account of you.
- That looks good. I'll try it, please.
- Get out of here you awful man!
- So you must be the cultural decline I've heard so much about.
- Hello.
- Why are you trying to scare an old woman?
- My arm!
- Is this what passes as entertainment nowadays?
- Not again!
- Ah! You're hurting me!
- Firearms!
- Don't shoot.
- Put it on my house charge please.
- My car!
- Where are the American drivers when you need them?
- It's that Eastern European killer!
- Yes, or course I'll leave.
- This artist still thinks it's Suffolk, 1947.
- Did he really think that I would quit at my age?
- Please, don't hurt me, young man.
- Go back to the Eastern European Balkans!
- Are you drunk?
- What in the name of-?
- Go harass someone else, copper.
- Take anything you want but leave me alone!
- How many times is this going to happen?
- I'm not ready to die just yet.
- You Eastern Europeans are destroying this country!
- Crap!
- Yes, if you please.
- People like you used to have to be nice to me.
- Oh for Pete's sake.
- Help! Anarchy!
- You aren't even American!
- That dreadful beast is over there!
- Keep your eyes on the road not the girls.
- The government can't tell me to quit. I refuse.
- That awful man is over there!
- Oh no, not you again.
- Oh my!
- Thank you, young man. Learn better English and you won't be driving cabs.
- Yes, please.
- A dent?
- Alright, you've seen how the other half lives, now leave.
- GO back to your potatoes and bread lines!
- Alright, I'm ready to go.
- I'll have what you like to eat, please.
- I believe I was here first.
- You really should respect your betters.
- Brandishing firearms!
- Get back here, you foreigner!
- Let go this instant!
- Thank you, no.
- Who gives people like this guns?
- Now listen here: I pay your salary.
- You're an awful, horrible murderer.
- You've got some nerve coming back.
- Typical of people in this city.
- Oh my Goodness, I'd like to eat a number two, please.
- Definitely.
- Ooh, it looks like they threw up on a canvas.
- Get away from me, you pillpopper!
- Bye now.
- Help! I'm being mugged!
- He can send me outside if he wants, but I'm not going to stop.
- Hello there. Ooh, this payphone smells terrible.
- Agreed.
- I don't know what these so-called "new materials" are.
- Goodbye.
- No, thanks.
- Yes.
- I was here first!
- Get off of me!
- I had a boyfriend who made something like this sixty years ago.
- They don't look American, do they?
- Boo.
- I believe I still have a house charge here.
- He thinks he's Polonious but I knew Polonious, if you know what I mean.
- Don't you people have driving tests anymore?
- Why doesn't Homeland Security arrest you?
- Please make up your mind.
- Can you please decide where you're going?
- Which way is it then?
- I haven't got all day.
- Can you please move?
- I'd like to move, please.
- Oh dear, I'm overheating again.
- My engine is going to overheat.
- Okay, enough already, let's go.
- Pardon me.
- Excuse me.
- For Pete's sake.
- Careful.
- Oh, really?
- Do you know where the galleries are?
- I'm so sorry, this area has changed so much that I'm a tourist myself.
- My!
- My goodness.
- Oh!
- For Pete's sake.
- Twenty-three skidoo!
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me, please.
- Get away from me!
- You're crazy!
- You need help!
- This city is out of control!
- Get a job!
- Save me.
- You must be paranoid from all the drugs.
- Get back to your shanty town.
- Where do you people keep coming from?
- If we still had servants, you would have a job.
- I knew this would happen when all the elevators went automatic.
- Police, my vehicle's gone! I mean I've been robbed!
- Oh, for Pete's sake.
- You're disgusting.
- You filthy man.
- Oh dear, I'm late.
- I've been head of the co-op board for twenty-five years now.
- Everyday we get farther from old England it seems.
- Even the founders emulated the British. What's happened to us?
- I feel like we are prisoners in our own country.
- If you can't pick who you share a building with, what's left in Liberty City?
- Hello. Oh dear, can you hear me?
- I'll call you from home. Goodbye.
- Uh huh.
- Yes.
- Of course.
- Hmmm.
- That's right.
- Definitely.
- I concur.
- Agreed.
- That monster is up there!
- That terrible man is up there.
- Police, I would like to report a firefight.
- Police, the peasants are revolting.
- Police, can you come down and stop these people from shooting.
- Oh my goodness.
- Oh my goodness.
- I thought that was the end.
- Oh, for Pete's sake.
- Oh my goodness!
- Is this for a TV show?
- He's still a great designer.
- I think his new designs are so weak compared to the 70's.
- My leg is bleeding!
- My leg is injured.
- Not again.
- Oh my goodness.
- What on Earth is that?
- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.
- You have my thanks.
- Please let me out!
- You want money? I have money in my co-op.
- There are valuables in my co-op if you just let me out.
- I want to go home!
- I've got grandchildren.
- I don't want to die.
FM PRich 1 BD1
- Terrorist! Terrorist!
- This is absolutely typical!
- You're just loving this, you pervert.
- You moron.
- The terrorists are attacking!
- Police! Help! I pay more tax than anyone else here!
- Serves me right for coming to this area.
- Where's a police officer?
- Don't man-handle me, you brute.
- Oh, this is insane. I have to move to Europe.
- Go slash your wrist and stop wasting real people's time!
- Get out of the road.
- My meeting starts in fifteen minutes.
- Come on, Dr. Rosembomb isn't going to reschedule my appointment!
- Peasants, all of you!
- Why do I have to mingle with the riff raff?
- Repulsive person!
- Whoa!
- Ah!
- No!
- This is so uncivilized!
- Liberty City is going to the dogs!
- How horrible!
- How shocking!
FM PRich 1 BN1
- He's got a gun!
- Help, he's going to shoot!
- Call the police!
- William, is that you?
- Where are your manners, young man?
- Some people!
- Help!
- Peasant!
- Philistine!
- You should be ashamed of yourself.
- How dare you.
- You people disgust me.
- What was that? Where am I?
FO Maid 1
FO PEastEuro 1
FO PEastEuro 1 BD1
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
FO PEastEuro 1 BN1
- That man has a gun.
- Russian
- Please, don't shoot me.
- Please, excuse me.
- I'm very sorry.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Please, no.
- No, no, stop!
- Please, leave me alone.
- Russian
- Russian
FO PEastEuro 2
- Don't you have more potatoes to peel in the back?
- Nice to see you.
- Russian
- He wouldn't be scary enough for desk job at ???.
- I'll take whatever is freshest please.
- Russian
- Excuse me, I need more water.
- Russian
- I've seen more scary thing in my kitchen than you.
- Help! Help! Someone, help me!
- Russian
- What's happened to my car?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Okay, ??? No need to hurt me.
- Russian
- Yes, ??? I'll do whatever you say.
- Russian
- What's happened to my ???
- I just want to say it smells terrible in there.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Yes, that would be lovely.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- He's over there!
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- My car! Russian
- You need to go now. Get out!
- Russian
- Tell me something that I actually enjoyed, won't you?
- I'd that that, please.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Not again.
- Calm down. Compared to Russian police, you are an amateur.
- Russian
- I'll have the number five.
- Russian
- Get away. At my age that stuff will kill me.
- See you.
- Some barbarian mugged me. Help!
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- No, thank you. Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- I am going to buy a gun today.
- Are you kidding me? This is a joke, right?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Tell you that to make decision.
- Are you glued to the street or something?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- This isn't nap time up here!
- Russian
- Excuse me.
- Russian
- Sorry.
- I beg your pardon.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- I'm sorry, I have no idea.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- I beg your pardon.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- I left Russia to escape being followed. Why would I follow someone else?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Now you stop it.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Uh huh.
- Mhm.
- Hm.
- Russian
- Russian
- I'll take that please.
- You don't deserve it. I do.
- Give to me or face the consequences.
- He's up there!
- Russian
- Police, there's a shooter here.
- Help! There are guns shooting.
- Russian
- Russian
- Oh no.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Oh no, this can't be. I'm shot.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Oh no!
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Thanks.
- Russian
- You don't speak Russian, do you?
- Russian
- Russian
- You better hide when my husband find out about this.
FO PEastEuro 2 BD1
- Gone! Gone!
- Oh, my arm. I think I broke my arm!
- Don't hurt me. Don't hurt me!
- What was that?
- No! Ahh!
- Get away. Go!
- Idiot. Don't you see me here?
- I am old woman. Please, no.
- Okay, okay, easy.
- Aye, aye, aye, what a country.
- You need direction.
- Don't just stand there.
- What is this? What's going on?
- Why does no one move?
- Son of a motherless goat.
- Stinking yak.
- Circus bear.
- Ah!
- No!
- Wha!
- How dare you hit me.
- Who saw that? That was horrible!
- You hit an old woman?
- Ghosts in Heaven!
FO PEastEuro 2 BN1
- Run away, everybody. Hide.
- Help.
- Clear the street, he's got a gun.
- Watch out for a little old woman.
- Can't watch where you go?
- You're younger than me. Get out of my way.
- Psychopath.
- Russian
- Inconsiderate driver.
- Somebody help an old woman.
- I am an old woman, get the hell off me.
- Why are you attacking an old woman?
- What on Earth is going on?
FO PHarborN 1
- Somebody shoulda told you to get another job.
- Over here!
- Nice to see you.
- I hope you enjoy it.
- Shame on you.
- I want something cheap and nasty.
- What are you doing in here? Get out!
- You're not even funny.
- Hello there.
- Who do you think you are?
- So you wanna shoot me too?
- I paid good money for this?
- Be strong.
- Okay, have it, son.
- I might have a heart attack.
- Crazy! Crazy!
- Oh, now you've done it.
- You're crazy.
- At least I didn't break anything.
- I still got my health. Thank the lord.
- Good God, what are you doing?
- What's next?
- I've seen your kind before.
- Nah, I don't wanna have anything left.
- It's hard enough already for a black woman in this city. Let me have it!
- That's it.
- That's it, I've had it. I'm getting out.
- What would your momma think of you?
- Not again.
- Well I never.
- Shame on you.
- What the hell?
- Give me strength.
- If this is my time...
- You're robbing a poor old woman.
- I see him.
- Stop this right now.
- He's over there.
- Help!
- Well I never...
- Thank you so much, son.
- Thank you so much.
- Ah, hell no.
- Who do you think you are? Get out of here!
- I'm walking to the hospice now.
- Come on, son.
- I want something cheap and tasty.
- Damn!
- You're gonna steal my taxi?
- If that's the attitude...
- I'm too old to get shot.
- You're a bad man.
- Please.
- No thanks.
- Lord, protect me.
- You're all the same.
- I been waiting here too, you know.
- May I have a number five?
- You're polluting the youth of today. Shame on you.
- May the Lord protect you.
- Ah! I been robbed!
- Hello there.
- So long.
- This is just not right.
- No thank you.
- Oh no, my car was nearly paid off.
- No fair.
- Lord, no.
- Good thing I'm in here not out there.
- You better be somebody important.
- You'll be old one day too.
- Hurry it up.
- I'm gonna kick your ass.
- I hope you're having fun cause I'm not.
- Let's all work together.
- I'm just gonna sit here.
- I've got nowhere else to be.
- As long as we get outta here before the grocery store closes.
- I can wait here all day, I don't care.
- Excuse me.
- I'm sorry.
- I didn't mean anything.
- Forgive me.
- I can't see so good.
- I'm sorry.
- Excuse me, you know where there's an ATM?
- You're asking the wrong lady.
- Lord!
- No!
- Help!
- Sugar!
- Ooh.
- My hip.
- Excuse me.
- Sorry.
- Not with these old bones.
- In my younger days...
- Hell no!
- I still got some dignity left.
- I'm too old for that.
- If my boy was here...
- You're one crazy fool.
- Get a job.
- Stay off the drugs.
- You're a lazy fool.
- I work three jobs.
- I've got six kids and I don't beg.
- Is this the police? I need your help.
- I have a crime to report.
- Are you blind?
- Crazy fool.
- What you playing at?
- I guess I still got it.
- That's the youngest one he lied to.
- He'll be out in twenty-five to life. It's ??? that might get paroled next year.
- Just got to have faith in the good Lord, don't you?
- I pray for them every night. I do.
- I've seen so many go down that slivery slope.
- Hey.
- Goodbye then.
- Amen.
- Here's to that.
- Mhm.
- Yes sir.
- You speaking the truth.
- There he is!
- Look up there!
- Shots are fired!
- They keep shooting more bullets!
- No surprise, they're shooting up the place again.
- Oh, Good Lord.
- Oh my goodness.
- I was going to the light.
- Damn.
- Sugar!
- Heaven.
- Oh Good lord.
- Oh my goodness.
- My leg!
- That was my good leg!
- Ehh, that had to happen to me, wouldn't it?
- Aahh, my heart!
- Aahh!
- Thank you kindly.
- Much obliged.
- That's very nice.
- Mister, I'd be happy if you dropped me.
- You're a no-good criminal!
- You don't respect anything, do you?
- Your mother raised you wrong, son.
- You're momma can't have slapped you enough.
- If you're not gonna kill me, drop me off.
FO PHarborN 1 BD1
- Don't do it! I'm begging you.
- Why doesn't that surprise me?
- Stop! You're hurting me!
- Are you kidding me?
- Help! Somebody!
- Hey, what do you think you're doing?
- I can't believe this.
- Please don't shoot.
- Don't put your hands on me!
- Hey, get a move on.
- Forget this fool.
- Come on, you're gonna get yourself killed.
- Move that thing.
- Come on, move it.
- Didn't your momma teach you to say sorry?
- No respect for old people anymore.
- You need to learn some manners.
- Hey!
- Idiot!
- Moron!
- Get away from me!
- You think you're tough beating on old ladies?
- I might be old but my legs still work.
- Shit! What was that?
FO PHarborN 1 BN1
- Cha, you pull gun on an old woman?
- Me youth, you threaten an old mother like so?
- Yous a rude little boy, you don't know that?
- Watch out me youth, I have a bad leg.
- Mercy, me youth, me an old woman.
- Careful now, I have a bad leg, seen?
- Oh, me bad back!
- You not see me?
- Oh, me bad leg!
- Feisty, you gonna box an old mother?
- Cha, you gonna box an old woman like so?
- Evil youth, marching up an old mother like so.
- Rhaatid, me can't believe it!
FO PJersey 1
FO PJersey 1 BD1
- He's got a gun!
- Oh God, he'll never let me drive again.
- Oh God, please don't shoot me.
- Shit, Frank's gonna go nuts.
- Help, someone call the police!
- Help, somebody, he's robbing me!
- Oh my God, this is Frank's car.
- Help! Someone help!
- Please, mister, please, don't hurt me.
- Move it, you're making me late.
- Listen, I gotta get home already.
- Move it, I'm late already.
- Come on, huh?
- I got places to be.
- Easy there.
- Slow down.
- Careful, huh?
- Whoa!
- Shit!
- Stop!
- Oh no, this is not good.
- Shit, what the hell is this?
- Oh my God.
- What was that?
FO PJersey 1 BN1
- Don't shoot! Please don't shoot!
- Oh no, this can't be happening!
- He's got a gun!
- Oops.
- Sorry.
- Excuse me.
- Hey, watch it.
- Ahh!
- You coulda killed me!
- No, please, stop!
- I need help. Someone help me!
- Oh no, please don't hit me.
- Oh, the humanity!
FO POrient 1
FO POrient 1 BD1
- ???
- Hey, what's going on?
- Don't hurt me, I'm just an old woman.
- ???
- I need help! Help me!
- Get away from there.
- Hey, what are you doing to my car?
- Take this madman away from me!
- I'm an old woman. Get off me.
- This drive me crazy. Hurry up.
- ???
- Everybody so slow. Hurry up.
- Come on, I don't have time to waste.
- You can't stop there, hurry up.
- Hey, careful.
- Get off me.
- Get out my way.
- Watch out.
- ???
- Maniac.
- ???
- ???
- Stop attacking me. Why are you attacking me?
- ???
FO POrient 1 BN1
- A gun! A gun!
- Ah!
- Not toy gun! Real gun!
- What are you doing?
- Ah! Gun!
- Please, no!
- This is terrible.
- Who is that?
- Hello? What is going on?
- ???
- Oh, excuse me.
- Oh, sorry.
- Ah!
- Gah!
- Oh no!
- ???
- No fight! No fight!
- Ah!
- Ah! Oh my God!
FO Rich 1
FO Rich 1 BD1
- I hate those things.
- My fabulous car.
- Don't hurt me, just take it.
- My beautiful car.
- You need a license for that.
- My word!
- Oh, my custom headlights.
- Put that thing away.
- Take whatever you want.
- I'm getting late.
- Make up your mind.
- Get your head on straight.
- Come along now.
- Let's get going.
- I beg your pardon.
- Careful now.
- Look where you're going.
- Maniac!
- Crazy!
- Lunatic!
- You horrible person!
- I hope you die and go to Hell.
- You'll end up in prison. I promise.
- Good Heavens.
FO Rich 1 BN1
- He's got a gun.
- He's trying to kill me.
- Help! I'm under attack.
- Unbelievable. In all my days.
- Goodness gracious really.
- I've never seen the light.
- Watch out.
- Darn it.
- Oh, crap.
- Get away from me.
- You're an animal.
- How do you sleep at night?
- What the blazes?
FY Bank
- You stole this act.
- Taxi! Hot girl needs a ride.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- Rape!
- Oh, don't be a bully.
- Hey, what's that fried special?
- Dude, get out.
- Hey.
- Man, you guys are assholes.
- Help me, someone!
- Boo!
- What asshole hit me?
- Oh, shit.
- Help, he's gonna shoot.
- No!
- Great. Now I'll be late for work.
- Holy shit. What are you doing?
- Go to Hell. Oh, and by the way, you have a tiny dick.
- Okay, okay, it's yours. Don't get crazy.
- It is so crazy that Greg and Tony got taken off the air.
- Dude, please, don't kill me.
- Stop and help them.
- Yes.
- Cool it, shithead.
- You were masturbating to my sister's picture.
- Police!
- My back.
- Dude, enough of this, I'm outta here.
- Your mom's a whore!
- Shit, this is a rental.
- Cool.
- Wow, you are a lonely creep.
- Alley apple eating bastard.
- Oh please, don't kill me.
- Fuckwad.
- Get him. That way.
- Are you drunk?
- Someone please get rid of this president. Uh.
- Hurry. Over there.
- Hey, gut reamer, what the hell?
- Thanks. Try cleaning the back seat though.
- Yeah.
- Yes, please.
- My car!
- What are you doing? Get out.
- My dad's a cop, asshole.
- Get moving.
- Sprunk and a cookie, please.
- I hope you don't think this is yours.
- Whatever, asshole.
- Oh, you need some serious help. And your penis is small.
- He's got a gun!
- Thieving asshole.
- Don't kill me.
- No.
- Please, I'm too young.
- Liberty City's finest, huh?
- Guess they think they're royalty.
- Can I get a seven with a salad?
- You hit that right on the head.
- I told you no backdoor and you tried anyway.
- Drugs are for assholes. No way.
- See ya.
- Nah.
- Help. I've been mugged.
- There are way too many car horns in this town.
- I feel ya.
- Bye.
- Nah.
- Exactly.
- Dude, this is my cab.
- Oh my God!
- Hey, linejumper, get to the back.
- Later.
- You aren't going to stop?
- Hey, retard. Move.
- The road is for cars, stupid.
- Get out of the road.
- Come on, I'm late.
- Hey, dumbass. Move.
- Come on.
- Who I gotta blow to get traffic moving?
- This traffic sucks.
- Drive. Let's move.
- Ouch.
- Nice one, asshole.
- Hey, watch it.
- Hey, say you're sorry.
- What a butt munch.
- Why don't you look it up on the internet?
- Psycho!
- Shit!
- Ow!
- You nearly killed me.
- Creep.
- Excuse me.
- Coming through.
- Pardon me.
- Don't kill me.
- This isn't happening.
- You're insane!
- I don't wanna fight.
- Screw you!
- Help. This psycho's after me.
- Are you just a little bit paranoid?
- Holy shit, I'm calling 911.
- Go fuck yourself.
- And you think that's actually going to work?
- Oh, you make me so wet.
- Oh, I totally loved watching I'm Rich.
- What do you mean my balloon knot?
- I guess so. Will it hurt?
- Your wife is going to find out about our affair.
- You're twice my age but I love to blow you.
- Hey, Pitsy. Thanks for last night.
- Cool. I'll see you outside Burger Shot.
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- Uh huh.
- Herpes?
- Way.
- No way!
- Yeah.
- Sure.
- He's up there!
- I saw him up there!
- 911, there's like a firefight.
- Police, help, people are shooting.
- Oh my God, I'm calling 911.
- Oh my God, you're my hero.
- Ah, ballsack.
- Oh no, oh no, oh no.
- Oh, someone call the news.
- Ah, holy shit. My leg!
- No! My leg!
- Ah, these shoes cost a fortune.
- No way. Did you see that shit?
- What the hell is going on?
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Appreciate it.
- I'm gonna call the cops!
- What are you doing, freak?
- You're that serial killer, aren't you?
- Oh please don't. I'm on my period.
- Please don't hurt me.
- Yeah, I got my tits pierced.
- He loves it. Trust me.
- I wouldn't worry. You're not pregnant.
- Please, I'll order a baby on babiesovernight.com first.
FY Bank 1 BD1
- No! Please don't shoot!
- Well this is just fucking fantastic.
- Are you out of your fucking mind?
- You've got to be kidding me.
- Get down, he's got a gun!
- Hey, what the fuck are you doing?
- No, this can't be happening.
- Help, he's trying to kill me.
- Take your hands off me, asshole.
- Move it, dumbass.
- Are you some kind of retard?
- Change the meds you fucking idiot.
- You know, if you could make me a little bit more late, I'd really appreciate it.
- Oh, for fuck's sake, this is retarded.
- Whatever, creep.
- Typical man.
- Get over yourself, asshole.
- Fuck!
- No way.
- Moron!
- You're a fucking lunatic.
- I'm so over this.
- Help!
- Fuck me, where did that come from?
FY Bank 1 BN1
- I think he's trying to kill me!
- Holy fuck, he's got a gun.
- This crazy fuck is holding a gun!
- Fuck you.
- Fucking asshole.
- Shithead.
- I'm so outta here.
- Help!
- I don't wanna die!
- What the Hell is going on?
FY Business 1
- This is worse than the cocktails.
- Taxi!
- Hi.
- Get away from me you fucking junkie!
- Whatever. I earn your annual salary in a week.
- One of those. Shit, I'm going to hate myself.
- Get the fuck out of here, asshole
- You're shit, get off.
- Hey.
- Watch it. I'll have you in court quicker than you can buy a donut.
- Who the fuck are you?
- I could do better than this.
- I'm on a conference call, you fucking idiot.
- Don't touch me, you asshole.
- Fuck. He's gonna shoot.
- Please don't shoot.
- Everybody needs a bit of retail therapy.
- You're dead.
- Forget about it. Put your foot down.
- Save your breath. It stinks of her. We're over.
- Alright. Take it, asshole.
- Hey, it's better than diet pills.
- Okay, okay, the company will pay.
- Just keep going.
- Hey. Who the fuck are you?
- There's nothing you can say. I walked in on you, asshole.
- Take your fucking hands off me.
- My PDA was sinking, you fucking moron.
- I said fast but you're out of your fucking mind.
- If there's a scratch on my laptop, I'll fucking kill you.
- Asshole! You broke my laptop.
- Yeah.
- You just wish you could look like me.
- You have got to be kidding me.
- He's trying to kill me.
- Shit. I'll call you back.
- Nobody fucks with me in this town.
- There's the asshole.
- Don't worry, we haven't got time.
- Non-smokers all have fat asses.
- That's the guy.
- What the fuck? Get away from there.
- Thanks, you've saved my ass.
- Sure.
- Not the company car. Fuck!
- What the fuck? This is private property, asshole.
- I'm gonna send you down, asshole.
- Okay, floor it, I'm fucking late.
- Two of those. I'll double my workout.
- Over my dead body.
- Everybody hates the rich girl.
- Shut your cheating mouth and I never want to see you again.
- Oh, he's got a gun!
- I'll sue you so hard, your grandkids will be in debt!
- No.
- Help! This guy's a psycho!
- I'd be very careful. My roommate's fucking your deputy chief.
- Oh no you don't. Get to the back.
- Number six and I'm in a rush.
- You've got that right.
- You must think I'm stupid. You think I don't know my own underwear?
- Fuck you.
- I don't think so. I get the best blow in Liberty City delivered straight to the office.
- See you soon.
- Help! I've been mugged.
- You don't get where I am today without cigarettes.
- I know what you mean.
- Okay, gotta dash.
- No way.
- Sure, whatever.
- Fuck off, this is mine.
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Anyone's jumping this line, it's me.
- Go fuck yourself.
- What's the use of money if you don't spend it, right?
- It's alright. I didn't see anything.
- Move!
- Let me guess, you're on minimum wage?
- Are you even aware you're a retard?
- Idiot. I bet you've never multi-tasked in your fucking life.
- Oh, come on.
- Move it! I'm pitching to Yusuf Amir in twenty minutes.
- I can't push back this meeting again.
- My cell phone is dying.
- Come on, I haven't got time for this shit.
- Say sorry, you bastard.
- What an asshole.
- Did he just steal my PDA?
- That guy just touched my breast.
- Must be hard being that ugly.
- Shit, I better make a call.
- Really? That's good to know.
- News to me. Can you put it in an email?
- Mark my words: Sprunk shares are going to go through the roof.
- I'm screwing the CEO of Piswasser and let me tell you: buy in now.
- Dump all your Purseus stock, it's about to tank.
- Do you know anywhere with wi-fi? This is an emergency.
- Sorry, no time to stop.
- Shit!
- Fuck.
- Asshole.
- No!
- Whoa!
- Come on, let me through.
- Behind you.
- This is beneath me.
- Stay away from me, asshole.
- I haven't got time for your shit.
- Fucking lunatic.
- You need help, psycho.
- Oh, please, you're pretty much invisible to me.
- Incompetent and incontinent, you must be proud.
- Just looking at you makes me wanna take a shower.
- Where's your motivation? Where are your goals?
- Hello? I need a police officer here right now.
- In your fucking dreams, loser.
- Don't worry, you'll lose your virginity one day.
- Ugly, stupid and poor. You're not my type, asshole.
- You should see my new Enima dress. It makes me wanna fuck me.
- Lucinda, you're wicked. You know I don't go down on the first date.
- He's taking me to Maisonette 9. I hope he's got some coke.
- I'm so excited. He's got a loft in Suffolk and a place upstate.
- I'm ready to bring this one home and in fact, fuck it, I'm going commando tonight.
- Hey, Lucy.
- Listen, I've gotta go. Kisses.
- Uh huh.
- No.
- Definitely.
- Sure.
- Mhm.
- So what?
- He's up there!
- There he is!
- Suck it up, you'll feel fine in a minute.
- Shit, I really haven't got time for this.
- I didn't hit you that hard.
- Wow, thanks. I might still make that meeting.
- Shit.
- That's it, I'm buying a gun.
- I wish I felt sorry but I don't.
- Uh, I can't afford this.
- Note to self: go shopping with boyfriend.
- Fuck! My leg.
- Ahh! Fuck, I've been shot.
- Ahhh, disgusting.
- What the fuck?
- Fuck me.
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- I've got money.
- Stop the car. Right now.
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Are you crazy?
- Are you out of your mind?
- I don't care what I have to do. I'm making VP this year.
- Sometimes you have to give your boss a helping hand if you know what I mean.
- I'm the girl for the job and I have to show him how committed I am.
- I'm not waiting years for promotion. I'm going straight for the big man.
FY Business 1 BD1
- Jesus Christ, what the fuck?
- Do you know how much this car cost?
- What the hell are you doing?
- Well excuse me, asshole.
- Help, someone!
- Help, somebody call the police!
- Asshole, you better have insurance.
- Oh, fuck you!
- What the fuck?
- Jesus, every time.
- God damn it. Move, you idiot.
- Sometime today please.
- Move it, asshole.
- Jesus, buddy, I don't have all day.
- Hey, Einstein, out of the way.
- Easy there.
- Jesus, watch it.
- So rude.
- Whoa!
- Asshole!
- Motherfucker!
- Get off me.
- Asshole.
- That's it. I don't need this.
- Fuck, what was that?
FY Business 1 BN1
- You can't be serious!
- Typical male asshole.
- Oh my God!
- My clothes.
- Say you're sorry.
- Hello.
- Asshole!
- Jerk.
- Watch out.
- Get away from me!
- How dare you!
- Are you on drugs?
- Holy shit!
FY CDress 1
FY CDress 1 DB1
- Oh, fuck. Look.
- Uh... sorry.
- Help!
- Oh my God, that was totally my fault.
- He's got a gun!
- Ah! I'm totally dead, I know it.
- Hey! Stop it.
- Ah!
- Uh, this is boring.
- Check this weirdo out.
- Oh my God, what a weirdo.
- Come on, dudes.
- Let's go.
- Ew, you're gross.
- Yuck, like I want your germs.
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Help!
- Ah!
- Watch it.
- You dick, oh my God.
- You're real dick, you know that?
- Get away from me.
- That can't be real. It can't.
FY CDress 1 BN1
- It's a mass shooting!
- Don't you touch me!
- He's got a gun!
- You bumped me.
- Say you're sorry.
- Ouch.
- Whoa!
- Shit!
- Come on!
- Don't acost me!
- I'm outta here!
- Please, not the face!
- I gotta move out of here!
FY Doctor 1
FY FastFoodHispanic
FY FastFoodWhites
FY GymGal 1
FY GymGal 1 BN1
- He's gonna shoot!
- This body's expensive. No shooting, okay?
- Help me! He's got a gun!
- Watch it, tubby.
- You like, see me here, right?
- Ew, fatso's rubbing off on me. Not cool.
- Hey, watch out.
- Idiot!
- Ahh!
- Don't touch me, weirdo.
- I'd be angry too if I looked like you.
- You fat pig lobster face.
- Oh my God! I can't die! I've never been to Paris!
FY GymGal 1 BN2
- Shoot someone else!
- Ahhhh!
- A gun! He's gonna kill me!
- You stepped on my foot.
- I'll sue your ass.
- Hey.
- Hey!
- Psycho!
- Crazy!
- Help me!
- Don't touch me.
- Fuck off, you freak.
- Whoa!
FY Hooker 1
- Taxi!
- You about as much man as my great grandma.
- Run home to your wife's thin bitch ass.
- I ain't scared of you, little dick.
- Umm, look here. I'd like that special, please.
- What's the matter with you, motherfucker? Uh huh, get out of here. I mean now.
- Why hello there.
- Oh, see you don't know what you're missing.
- Just watching you, looking at you, is getting my juices flowing.
- Yeah, keep talking while I go walking.
- Aw yeah, I'm making money tonight.
- He's got a gun. He's got a gun.
- That's why you are gonna die alone.
- Don't point that thing at me, boy.
- Whoa! Crazy boy.
- Just let me get my panties. I'm gone.
- Sweet Heavens above.
- I'll do anything for you. I'll be your baby tonight.
- I'm getting the fuck outta here, motherfucker.
- We don't have to go anywhere. I'm car friendly.
- I will do anything.
- You always no motherfucking good.
- No! No! Not another gun, for fuck's sake.
- Do you realize what you're gonna miss?
- You call yourself a pimp? P-I-M-P, please.
- Uh huh, see, you one crazy motherfucker. Get me the fuck outta here.
- Uh, forget it. I can hear your momma calling you.
- Heavens above. Somebody help me. That motherfucker's got a gun.
- I've heard enough from you, motherfucker. I'm outta here.
- Like I said, I'd do anything.
- You are one smooth mo'fucker.
- Oh, yes please.
- What's the matter with you today?
- You just keep going on, going on, going on, don't you?
- Sick of people saying no? Not here, baby.
- Get out of my house, you pervy motherfucker fucker.
- Let's take a ride, baby.
- Go on back to your momma's basement.
- Now what's the matter? All the money went up your nose again?
- You better not be thinking about stealing my taxi.
- See, I used to be able to get in here right away.
- Heavens above!
- You got so much shit on you. You need lax to the max just to put your shoes on.
- Don't shoot me, motherfucking fuck, don't shoot me.
- You think you can talk that way to me?
- Alright, tonight's gonna be a good night.
- Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby, I'm going into orbit now.
- Ah, thought you said you was tough, motherfucker.
- Yeah, go back to baking cookies, okay?
- Why hello.
- Talk to my rudy tudy booty.
- Mmm, no thanks. I'm high on fucking, baby.
- Baby, you know just what I like. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
- Wanna trying something new, baby?
- Somebody help me, please!
- Hello there.
- That cologne you're wearing smells like a big 'ole cock.
- Mmm, now that's what I call a soul pole, baby.
- Mmm, no thanks.
- Are you sure you ain't a woman in costume?
- If you know what's right for you, walk away.
- Sick of people saying no?
- Look at those strong hands just gripping the wheel.
- You got the nicest chin...
- Sweet Heavens above, you are a loser.
- Are you worried about getting your ass kicked by the big boys?
- Sweet Heavens above, don't stop now.
- My booty ain't even interested in that bullshit.
- You know, I really meant that I would do anything.
- Want the ride of your life, daddy?
- Do you know what you just did?
- What's the matter? Getting nervous again?
- Okay, now, uh huh, see I was minding my own business.
- Can't you cops just stand around doing nothing anymore.
- Since when is standing around looking hot illegal?
- Hey, handsome.
- So, uh, you wanna date?
- Excuse me, sweet thing.
- Why aren't you watching out for us?
- You need to take the straw out of your nose and take care of your hoes.
- How come we getting hassled so much? Huh? Ain't you supposed to be protecting us?
- Crying
- I was wondering if you might help me find something.
- I won't do anything but give directions. Sorry, baby.
- Hey.
- What the-?
- Uh huh.
- Fuck you!
- Watch out!
- You picked the wrong diva today, baby.
- Sweet Heavens above. You, you are dead.
- Cause I'm gonna take a piece of your ass with me, baby.
- Taste it, baby. Put your face all up in it.
- Give it up, fool.
- The winner gets me!
- Teach that fool a lesson.
- I'm the prize.
- Hit harder!
- I know you're there, asshole. Get the fuck away from me.
- If you want me, meet me during business hours.
- Why should I be following anybody?
- Uh huh. Yeah, you got freaking cash, baby?
- I do anything. Even with assholes like you.
- Ah now, sweetie, that's what I was born to do.
- I will do anything.
- Anything your little heart and big dick desires.
- Oh, cause there's more of me to love.
- You know I'm a BFL. Built for love.
- Hello there.
- See you in a hour, governnor.
- That's right, sugar.
- Mmm, you know it.
- Uh huh.
- Uh huh.
- Uh huh.
- They're shooting. Shooting like crazy, yo.
- Officer! Bullets are flying around here!
- Yo, yo, yo, I wanna report shooting right here and now.
- I'll do anything for you. No charge.
- Sweet Heavens above.
- Fucking motherfuck.
- That shit's really gonna hit the fan now.
- Ooh, sweet Heavens above, not again. Ooh.
- Sweet Heavens above, stop that digity dang racket. I can't hear myself calm.
- Have mercy on us all by shutting the fuck up.
- I do not wanna look at my shoes right now.
- Sweet Heavens above, what's that?
- Again?
- Okay, thank you.
- Yeah yeah, thanks.
- Thanks, I appreciate it.
- Please, sir, let me out. I'll do anything.
- Help! Sweet Heavens above, please help me!
- I will do anything for you, sir.
- Let me oooouuuutttt!
- Let me out, out, out!
FY Hooker 1 BH1
- Look at that little boy trying to be a pimp. Please.
- Guess you ain't as sweet as I thought you were, sugar.
- Go fuck yourself, sugar, I'm done with you.
- Oh, fuck, he got a gun!
- You making a big mistake, sugar.
- Baby, you looking for a date, sugar?
- Stop running your mouth. I don't need you.
- Holy fuck!
- You couldn't afford me anyway.
- I need a real pimp in charge of me and that ain't you.
- Whatever, sugar, whatever.
- You never give a hoe a time to breathe!
- I'm doing the best I can, sugar!
- You wanna piece of my pie? It's sweet and tasty too.
- This bitch is gonna kill me!
- I'm done talking, you good-for-nothing pimp.
- Uh, uh, uh, that's the spot!
- You look like you could use some lovin', sugar.
- Oh, yeah, sugar!
- Shit, I was born to fuck, you'll see.
- You best not be talking to me like that.
- Fuck me harder! Fuck me harder!
- You're in for the ride of your life, sugar.
- You looking to go out, sugar?
- Sugar, you know I'm the best working girl out here.
- Come on, daddy, I'm just trying to make a living out here on the streets.
- Touch me again. It's gonna cost you.
- You can't grab a piece of me for free.
- Watch where you going, sugar.
- You think I'm out here turning tricks for fun? I want the green.
- I sick of fucking pimps. They don't take care of me.
- Fucker.
- Asshole!
- Prick!
- This hoe will kick your ass.
- I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Bitches never fight fair.
- I'm better at fighting than fucking.
- Take that, sugar.
- Girls know how to fight.
- How can this be happening?!
FY Hooker 1 BH2
- You ain't shit, motherfucker.
- Shit, I don't need your broke ass anyway.
- I don't need your old tired ass anyway.
- Just take the pussy.
- Your dick too small anyway.
- Want some company?
- Shit, I'll be my own fucking pump.
- You can't do this to me.
- Limp dick motherfucker.
- You fake ass pimp trick.
- Kiss my ass, motherfucker.
- Shit, it's hard out here for a bitch.
- It ain't easy being a hoe.
- You going out, baby?
- Don't kill me, I suck your dick!
- I ain't hearing shit you gotta say.
- Fuck the pussy, daddy! Fuck that pussy, daddy! Aww!
- Need a date, daddy?
- Give me that dick, yeah! Give me that dick!
- I'm dripping wet, baby.
- It's my pussy that makes all the money though.
- Ah, ah, do it deeper, baby!
- I've been a bad girl, daddy.
- Looking to party?
- You ain't shit without this pussy.
- I gotta go home to my kids.
- Damn, I come across the freakiest motherfuckers.
- Another dick, another dollar.
- You can't find no better head than this, sugar.
- Shit, you ain't no fuckin' mack.
- Shit, you need to go back to mackin' school.
- This is my track.
- This is my block.
- No you didn't.
- This is how I get down.
- Let's get it in, motherfucker.
- You urkin me, asshole.
- You done fucked up.
- That did it.
- I will bust your ass.
- Holy shit.
FY Hooker 3
- Hey. Taxi.
- My kid brother can protect me better than you, you fucking shithead.
- I won't have, it's too small.
- You wanna take me back the cells and run a train on me again, you fucking fuck?
- One special, please.
- Hey, get the fuck out of my place.
- Hi.
- You prefer to fuck other men, huh?
- You know I can take a whole fist? You like that, huh?
- Fuck off then, you maricon.
- I need a drink.
- You feel big with that thing, huh?
- I know your type, you just wanna fuck your mother.
- Leave me alone you candy ass fuck.
- Hey, mister. I think you just hit somebody.
- They just repair the fucking sidewalks. Try walking around here in heels.
- Hey! Watch it you crazy man.
- I'll suck your cock real nice.
- I'm outta here!
- You gonna fuck me like the nasty little bitch I am?
- I'm the best you'll ever have.
- I don't need this shit every fucking day.
- That make you feel like a real man?
- You don't know what you're missing, puto.
- You the most useless piece of shit I ever met.
- Slow down, huh?
- I'd rather get fucked than talk to you. I'm going back to walk.
- I swear they're putting less tobacco in these days.
- That gun make you a real man, huh?
- You boring the shit out of me.
- Oh yes. Yeah, it's so big. Mmm.
- Stop right here. Thanks.
- Okay then.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- What's your problem?
- You looking for a girlfriend?
- Who the fuck are you? Leave now!
- Andele.
- What? I'm too much woman for you to handle.
- I don't need this shit today. Okay, man?
- Fuck you. I saw this one first.
- Hey, you should come in and find me inside if you want some action.
- Ahh!
- This shit is the fucking limit.
- Typical fucking man.
- Fuck you, cochino.
- Mhmm. I heard the DJ tonight has a huge cock.
- Do it. Yeah. Do it harder.
- This ain't my problem. You deal with it.
- Look, I ain't got time for this shit right now.
- Hello? Yeah my sales flat.
- I've been thinking about that too.
- Suck my titties and fuck off.
- No way. My man would fuck me up if I scored from you.
- Fuck the shit out of it. Yeah, you nasty fucker.
- I'll show you a good time, baby.
- Help me. I've just been mugged!
- I should quit. I've been smoking these things since I was ten.
- Hey, honey. It's me.
- As soon as I saw you, I knew we'd be good together, honey.
- Not fucking likely.
- Yeah, baby. That's it. Mmm.
- Fuck you.
- You're probably right.
- I fucking hate you. I'll leave you as soon as I get clean.
- No fucking way.
- You and me, baby. Let's fuck.
- So, which hole you like best, baby?
- You my first of the day you lucky boy. No sticky mess for you.
- You only like boys, huh?
- Look, I just got shit fucked and I'm in the mood right now.
- Ah! Ah, yeah! Grab my tittes now, you fuck!
- Eat me.
- I'm gonna swallow you whole, big boy.
- You want a piece of this ass?
- Careful! I'm trying to do my eyeliner here.
- Fuck off or find a new girl.
- Hey, let me go and I'll fuck you real good.
- Yeah, I fucked your father last night.
- I gotta make a living you stupid fuck.
- Hey, you gotta pay if you wanna feel me up.
- Watch where you're going.
- That's gonna cost you a buck.
- I don't care if he's your friend. Nobody does that shit to me.
- I ain't ever gonna do that shit again. It's still fucking bleeding.
- You dickless mariposa. How can you let them treat me like that?
- Crying
- I'm looking for the STD clinic. You know where that is?
- My time costs money, honey.
- Watch out!
- Asshole!
- Puto!
- Ahhh!
- You want my heel in your ass?
- I'll tear your eyeballs out!
- You pussy!
- If you hit me harder I might start to get turned on.
- Only my pimp's allowed to hit me.
- Now I'm gonna bitch slap you!
- Take that!
- Come on! Come on!
- Hit harder! Hit harder!
- In the face! In the face!
- Kill! Kill! Kill!
- Don't you fucking follow me around, puto.
- I know you're follow me. Fuck off.
- Fuck you. I'm not following you.
- Fuck you, you limpdick asshole.
- I doubt I'd even feel you inside of me you little piece of shit.
- Go and say that to your mother you stupid little man.
- Men like you should be castrated.
- He did what? With a wine bottle? That sick fuck.
- I know, honey. All men should have them cut off at birth.
- You wouldn't believe what he wanted me to do to him.
- It still hurts when I shit you know?
- That's just perverted.
- Hello? What do you want?
- Yeah, see you later.
- That's disgusting.
- What are you gonna do?
- That's fucked up.
- No way.
- I know. I know.
- Hello? They're shooting each other here!
- It's like a war zone or something here.
- Holy mother! Send help!
- I saw a ghost with big teeth.
- Fucking fuck.
- Merda.
- Puta madre!
- Holy shit!
- That's enough of your horn already.
- Quit that racket.
- Ah, puta. My new shoes.
- What is that?!
- Aye!
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Gracias.
- Thanks a lot.
- Let me outta this car you dirty asshole!
- Let me out you limpdick maggot!
- Get away from me you sad fuck.
- I hate men like you.
FY Hooker 3 BH1
- Where are all the city bankers lately, huh?
- Yeah, go back to your boyfriends.
- You're not kidding.
- Holy shit.
- What? Can't get it up?
- It's your lucky day, mister.
- Gee, sure.
- Help! He's got a fucking gun!
- You couldn't afford this anyway.
- I gotta move to a classier corner.
- My shoes are killing.
- I know.
- I hear you.
- Hey honey, need to relax?
- Fuck! Fucking psycho.
- I am way too good for these cheap pervs.
- Yeah, just like that.
- Hey there, want some company?
- Oh, God.
- I just love those European looks.
- Tell me about it.
- Uh, you're amazing.
- So, we going somewhere special?
- Are you ready for the time of your life?
- Yeah, totally.
- Soliciting? I'm an escort!
- Look, don't touch.
- You couldn't afford me.
- Watch the merchandise, asshole.
- I gotta get some new threads.
- These here acrylic nails cost a bomb.
- Fuck.
- Motherfucker.
- God damn it.
- No fucking way.
- Oh, I don't believe this.
- I'm not tesling like some cheap trick.
- You stay away from the face.
- I just had my nails done.
- You think I'm some nickel and dime hooker?
- Whoa, what the fuck?
FY Hooker 3 BH2
- You wanna stay my pimp, you better start acting like one, asshole.
- Aw, you got a little problem or something?
- Leave me alone then, fuck.
- Fuck, he's got a fucking gun.
- You limp dicked asshole.
- You looking for the best fuck of your life?
- Hey, I don't wanna waste my day chatting with you either.
- Oh my God!
- I wouldn't have laughed at you. Promise.
- You meant to be my pimp but you don't do shit for me.
- Fuck this shit.
- Why don't you leave me alone, asshole.
- Look, if you'd stop hassling me maybe I'd be getting fucked right now.
- I can make your toes curl, honey.
- Get away from me you limp dicked asshole!
- Oh yeah, give me a good deep dicking!
- Look, I got people to screw, I ain't got time.
- Oh yeah, oh stick your finger in there, don't be shy.
- Hey there, you wanna test drive my ass?
- Hmmm, oh yeah, oh, oh yeah!
- You ready for some sweaty fucking, baby?
- Don't take your shit out on me.
- Oh God, that's so good. Right there.
- I bet I can make you cum in under a minute.
- You looking for a date tonight, honey?
- If you took better care of us maybe you'd be making more money, huh?
- Hey, let me go, I'll blow you!
- Look out, asshole.
- Don't fucking touch me.
- Get the fuck away from me.
- Listen, you need to get yourself together and look after us girls proper.
- So, did you get my money back off that guy or did you just sit on your ass all day?
- Fuck you!
- Screw you!
- Fucker!
- I'll scratch your fucking eyes out.
- You don't scare me.
- You couldn't hurt a flea.
- I'm gonna claw your eyes out.
- You're fucking pathetic.
- I'm gonna make you scream.
- Shit, that's fucked up.
FY MPAsian 1
FY MPAsian 2
FY MPBlack 1
FY MPBlack 2
FY MPlatin 1
FY MPlatin 2
FY MPWHITE 1
FY MPWHITE 2
FY Nurse
FY PBronx 1
FY PBronx 1 BD1
- Help!
- ???
- Out of my face, batty boy.
- Eh.
- Ah!
- ???
- Rhaatid.
- Gwan, go, get out of here.
- ???
- Come bad in the morning, can't come good in the evening.
- Pass the fool pon de sidewalk.
- Who dat fool causing badness?
- What a gwan?
- What a this boderation?
- Watch yourself, seen?
- You in big trouble.
- Leave me now.
- Wa!
- Wa!
- Yo.
- Dem a bad boy.
- Go away.
- Get away.
- ???
FY PBronx 1 BN1
- ???
- ???
- Cha, man, the gun say the final word.
- Go on, move out me way.
- Go on, man, out me way now.
- Go on, man, move out me way.
- Watch me now.
- What ya deal with?
- Ras hole driver.
- Me a deal wit such rudeness.
- ???
- Ras, where me a put me ratchet?
- Bumba clot!
FY PCool 2
- Go away.
- Hey taxi!
- Ah, shit.
- Interesting...
- Hey there.
- Don't, don't hurt me.
- I'm gonna file a complaint for abuse.
- I'll have a bit of that. Just a little bit.
- Get out!
- Are you kidding?
- My dead grandma's better than you.
- Hi.
- Don't give me this crap. I know my rights.
- Ok, ok, ok, take the car.
- Get lost.
- This sucks!
- Here I am just waiting to party.
- Please, I love my car.
- He's gonna shoot me. Help!
- Alright, here.
- Oh no no, just don't shoot!
- You pay a top price but it'll last a long time right?
- Oh no!
- You wacko.
- I don't wanna see you again ever.
- I can't believe this.
- Second hand smoke is like a myth. My mom smoked and I'm like totally fine.
- Please don't hurt me.
- Watch it.
- What are you doing?
- You think I'm stupid, don't you?
- Oh no.
- No!
- Wow. Am I dead?
- Here you go.
- That's it. I'm outta here.
- Oh man.
- I hope you crash.
- Ah!
- Yeah. Right.
- I hate myself.
- Ah, man.
- Ah! Gun!
- I have to call you back.
- I like that. Wow.
- You fucking ruined my day.
- He's over there!
- Ouch.
- Can I have Ecola and Ruga Rum on the Rocks?
- Why don't we smokers all move to Broker? Make it like Smoker's Haven.
- He's there!
- Okay.
- Oh shit.
- Thanks for the ride.
- Yeah, sure.
- Amazing.
- Shit, my car.
- Get lost, jerk.
- I'm gonna put a spell on you, asshole.
- Kay, let's go.
- Ah.
- Can I have a small portion of that?
- What do you think you're doing?
- It's because I'm not skinny. I know it.
- I'm so ready for party.
- Fine. Take it.
- Just get lost, okay?
- He's got a gun!
- I hate you!
- Wait. Ah!
- No way.
- Is that a gun? Oh shit!
- You guys are such dogs.
- Let us in now. Come on.
- I'll take a cold borracho cornejo.
- Ouch!
- Yo.
- I'll take number eight. That's no fat, right?
- I'm totally with you on that.
- I can't believe you. Are you for real?
- Not now.
- See ya.
- Help, I've been mugged.
- I hate feeling like a criminal every time I light up.
- Hello?
- No shit.
- Bye.
- No.
- I hear ya.
- This is my cab for sure.
- That's pretty.
- Ah!
- Excuse me.
- I'm gonna have so much fun.
- That one is cool.
- It's a lot of money but, it's only money.
- Are your eyes screwed up? You have to let me in.
- Hey!
- What are you, the President?
- Hey, let's go.
- Get out of the way.
- Isn't there like a law against blocking traffic?
- What's going on here?
- Who's blocking traffic?
- Come on, move it.
- Let's go, I need to pee soon.
- Can we get going please?
- Ouch.
- How rude.
- I'm fine, don't worry.
- What's your problem?
- Excuse you.
- I have the worst sense of diretion. Sorry.
- Hey!
- Ah!
- Watch it!
- Shit!
- No!
- Excuse me.
- Sorry.
- Help me!
- No way I'm fighting.
- I can't believe this is happening to me.
- Somebody help.
- I should have taken karate.
- Please, I don't wanna die.
- No. Do I look like a loser?
- Hello, police. I just got carjacked.
- Pervert.
- Be quiet, loser.
- I love you too.
- Oh no.
- I think I have to lose five pounds to lower my blood pressure.
- I haven't had any carbs in a week. I just don't want it.
- You know, I saw this stick thin girl today and she made me sick. So unhealthy.
- I saw this hot new band at that club in Broker.
- You know men don't actually like skinny girls.
- Hello?
- Gotta go, catch you later.
- Uh huh.
- No, really?
- Sure, sure.
- I don't believe it. Uh huh.
- For real? Uh huh.
- Wow, uh huh, uh huh.
- No way. Uh huh.
- Yeah, yeah.
- He's right up there!
- He's up there. Look, look!
- Hello, police. Come quick.
- Hello, I think I heard gunfire.
- I need to report a shooting.
- Oh no.
- I'm alive! I want ice cream.
- Oh, shit.
- Oh no.
- No way. Ah!
- So nice and I'm so worth it.
- I deserve quality stuff like this.
- Shit, my leg!
- Ah, that hurt!
- Ah, man.
- Wow!
- Unbelievable!
- Thank you.
- Hey, thanks.
- Gracias.
- Oh no!
- Ah!
- Let me out!
- Take the car and let me go.
- I wanna get out?
- What was that?
- Can't hear you.
- Say again?
- There's a lotta static.
FY PCool 2 BD1
- He's trying to kill me!
- My ride. My fucking ride.
- Get your fucking hands off me.
- My ride is totally fucked.
- Gun. A fucking gun.
- Back the fuck off my ride.
- What the fuck is going on?
- Motherfucker's got a gun.
- Let me fucking go.
- This traffic is bullshit.
- Hurry your ass up.
- I can't wait all day.
- Hurry the fuck up.
- What's the hold up?
- Are you kidding?
- Watch the goods, punk.
- Oh no, you did not just do that.
- Fucker.
- Fucking bitch.
- Prick.
- I'm running my ass out of here.
- Forget this, I'm gone.
- I'm not down with fighting.
- Damn, that is some fucked up shit.
FY PCool 2 BN1
- Call the cops, he's got a gun!
- Please don't shoot, please!
- Somebody call the police!
- My shoes cost more than your whole outfit.
- I don't shop at the ninety-nine cent store.
- I don't wear bootleg shit.
- Fucking idiot.
- You jerk!
- Loser!
- I'm not ghetto.
- I can't fight in this outfit.
- I'm not hood chick.
- Oh my goodness!
FY PEastEuro 1
- Russian
- Taxi!
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Bring to me two of these.
- Russian
- You suck big balls.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Go fuck a lemon!
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- I don't make problem. Take it.
- Russian
- Have you lost your mind?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Assfucker!
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- You just killed someone, you maniac.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Thank you. You want nice Russian girlfriend?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Fuck you, big man.
- Drive now. Now.
- Give me the big food, yes?
- That's my cab you fucking asshole.
- Land of opportunity my ass.
- Your mother is fat cow.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Fuck you, manhole. Get to bed.
- Number five for me please.
- No. Drugs bad.
- Russian
- Help! Help! They attack me!
- Goodbye.
- Russian
- Get from me or I'll kill you like dog.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Stupid American.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Move it! Dog fucker.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- You touch me, I kill you.
- I do not know what you say. I don't speak English.
- Fuck a mother!
- Manhole!
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Excuse me.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Where is the American dream?
- No. Not me. Fuck you.
- You smell like the ass.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Police man, he take care! Big man take care!
- Russian
- Russian
- Ha ha ha ha.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Ah. Uh huh.
- Uh huh.
- Bastard.
- Ha.
- Russian
- Russian
- Ah.
- Russian
- Russian
- Police. Lots of guns! Come quick!
- Hello? Policia? Help. Shooting! Shooting!
- You hear me? Men killing. Big guns. Help me!
- Hello? This is police? You must come. Crazy man shooting!
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
FY PEastEuro 1 BD1
- Please! I'm too young to die!
- Daddy's car.
- Ow, this is Daddy's car.
- I don't have car insurance.
- I'm calling the cops!
- Daddy will kill you for that.
- Who's going to pay for that?
- Don't shoot!
- OW! You're hurting me.
- Get a move on!
- Let's go!
- I don't have all day.
- Come on!
- Move it!
- Russian
- Pardon me.
- Russian
- Hey!
- Russian
- Russian
- You're violent people.
- Go fuck yourself.
- Why don't you hit yourself?
- Russian
FY PEastEuro 1 BN1
- He's trying to kill me! Help!
- He's got a gun!
- Run! This guy's gonna shoot someone!
- Hey, look out!
- You no look where you go?
- Do always push women out of your way?
- Dickhead.
- Fuckface.
- He's mental.
- Help me!
- Get away from me!
- Help! Somebody call the cops!
- Oh my God!
FY PHarborN 1
- You suck!
- Taxi!
- Hi baby.
- Help!
- I'm not a criminal.
- I'll get one of those.
- Can you fucking leave?
- Oh, come on, look at my hair.
- You're killing me! Stop!
- Hi there.
- What's your problem, five-O?
- Stop it!
- Get lost!
- Ah.
- Come on, let us in.
- What are you doing?
- Oh, he's gonna shoot me!
- I don't wanna die!
- Watch it.
- What the hell?
- I'm done with you, for real.
- I don't believe this.
- Why me?
- Hey.
- Somebody help!
- You don't care about me. You just like my hair.
- What?
- No fucking way.
- I gotta go now.
- You're a jerk!
- Oh shit.
- Yeah.
- Screw you.
- There's that killer. I swear to God.
- Please.
- It's a gun. Like a real gun.
- Asshole!
- There he is.
- Hey, asshole.
- Can I have a light beer?
- He's right there.
- Pig.
- Stop, stop it please! Stop!
- We're here. Yeah!
- Yeah.
- No!
- Uh, what the hell are you doing here?
- You in trouble now.
- I'm ready.
- Can I have that? Whatever that is.
- Excuse me.
- Fine, be that way.
- How is my hair? It's hot, right?
- Get lost. Move to Mars.
- He's got a gun!
- Uh, you fucker!
- Don't hurt me.
- No thank you.
- Help me, he has a gun!
- Police brutality over here.
- Can't wait, can't wait, go party.
- Yo, I spot the maniac.
- Shit.
- No calorie sparkling water please.
- Watch out!
- He ain't gonna get me again.
- Crazy killer, right here, right now.
- Hello? This is the line.
- Number five, yeah yeah, number five.
- Dammit!
- Shut up. You just trying to get into my pants.
- No way.
- Ciao, ciao.
- Oh no!
- Uh, somebody help!
- Hello?
- Bye bye.
- Not in a zillion years, but thanks.
- Hey, wait a minute.
- No. Just don't touch my hair.
- Hey! That's cheaing!
- You see how hot I am? You wanna let me in ASAP.
- Please, I got all dressed up for it.
- You saw that right?
- Psycho.
- What is up with this moron?
- Can someone remove the idiot blocking thr way?
- Move it, jerk.
- Go kill yourself somewhere, not here.
- Who's the moron holding up traffic?
- Can someone please shoot the bastard holding up traffic?
- Can we get moving please?
- My hair is turning grey here.
- What the hell is going on?
- Hey!
- Ouch!
- Excuse me.
- What's with you?
- Excuse me would be nice.
- I'm a bit lost here. Can you help me?
- Sorry, I have no sense of direction.
- Ah!
- Wait!
- Hey!
- Careful!
- Watch it!
- Excuse me.
- Get out of my way please.
- Go, go, go!
- What are you, a wuss? Come on.
- Let's see some real action.
- Don't be a wimp.
- Come on.
- No thank you.
- No way I'm getting my hair messed up.
- Fighting is not for me.
- Help!
- I'm not ruining my hair.
- Like I'm gonna fight?
- Like I would follow you?
- Get the hell away from me.
- Filthy mother...
- Maybe if you didn't stink.
- Don't touch me.
- Is this the police? He took my fucking car!
- Oh, I know. Thanks anyway.
- Louder! I can't hear you.
- Oh, stop.
- It only took me two hours to do my hair today. I'm getting good.
- No way. She has gorgeous locks.
- Yeah. I heard he cuts that model's hair now.
- Oh, my hair is a mess. I need new clothes, I am so broke.
- I hate my hair. I can't wait to work in fashion so mine can look better.
- Hi.
- Bye mama, have a good hair day.
- Uh huh.
- Yeah.
- Sure.
- No doubt.
- Damn right.
- Totally.
- Mos def.
- Yeah?
- Ah!
- No!
- He's up there!
- Look up! See him?
- Hello? I wanna report gunfire.
- Where are you guys? I hear gunshots!
- Hello? I think I hear guns.
- Fuck me.
- Whoa. Crazy.
- I'm alive. How is my hair?
- Shit!
- Fuck me.
- Whoa, crazy.
- Ah.
- Shit!
- Oh no!
- Shit!
- What the hell?
- Whoa!
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
- Thanks a lot.
- Oh no!
- Let me out!
- No way.
- I can't believe this shit.
- Ahhh!
- I can't hear a thing you're saying.
- What? Say it again.
- You know you're on speaker, right?
- I hate this thing. Can't hear a damn thing.
FY PHarborN 1 BD1
- Okay, daddy, I'm sorry for disturbing you.
- What you think this is? Bumper cars?
- My father don't grab me like that.
- This ain't no bumper cars, motherfucker.
- I don't want no problems with you.
- Stop fucking with my ride fucking crack baby.
- This an amusement park cause I ain't amused.
- These students out here with guns, yo.
- Get your monkey ass off me.
- There's some stupid motherfuckers in LC.
- What is this, some hidden camera shit?
- It should be legal to hit motherfuckers like you.
- D, motherfucker, D. D as in drive.
- This your first time driving stick, motherfucker?
- Damn, you stanking.
- You some kind of stinky ass gypsie?
- It's called soap. S-O-P. Soap.
- Stupid motherfucker.
- Damn, you ignorant.
- Watch it, fuckface.
- You still ain't shit, motherfucker.
- Get away from me.
- Fuck you and your greasy, greasy granny.
- That was off the motherfucking chain!
FY PHarborN 1 BN1
- I ain't ready to get shot.
- No bullets for me. Uh huh.
- Damn, he's got a gun.
- Rude motherfucker.
- Bitch.
- Touch me again and I'll kill you.
- Yo, what the fuck?
- Hello?
- You crazy?
- You're kidding?
- I don't think so.
- I ain't stupid.
- Damn.