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==Strip club== | ==Strip club== | ||
===Niko calls=== | ===Niko calls=== | ||
'''Niko''': | '''Niko''': How about we check out some massive fake titties at a gentlemen's club? | ||
'''Niko''': You know I will dream of titties for many nights after this? Come collect me in next hour. | |||
'''Niko''': You want to go see naked American girls with me? | '''Niko''': You want to go see naked American girls with me? | ||
'''Niko''': | '''Niko''': You want to go to a strip club? | ||
'''Roman''': | '''Roman''': If I could only touch those girls, I would be in Heaven. Come get me in next hour. | ||
'''Roman''': There is nothing your cousin loves more than titty, come get me in next hour. | '''Roman''': There is nothing your cousin loves more than titty, come get me in next hour. | ||
'''Roman''': | '''Roman''': You are a good cousin, Niko. This is just what we should do. Collect me in next hour. | ||
'''Roman''': You know I will dream of titties for many nights after this? Come collect me in next hour. | '''Roman''': You know I will dream of titties for many nights after this? Come collect me in next hour. |
Revision as of 11:24, 26 September 2014
General
Niko: Cousin.
Niko: Hello.
Niko: Hey cousin.
Niko: Cousin, hello.
Niko: Hey Roman.
Niko: What is going on Roman?
Niko: Roman, what's up?
Niko: I will see you soon.
Niko: Cousin, I shall be there soon.
Niko: Wait for me then, cousin.
Niko: I see you soon then, Roman.
Niko: I am coming to get you, Roman.
Niko: Good, I will collect you cousin.
Niko: I be with you soon, Roman.
Niko: I come to get you Roman.
Roman: Hey man, it's me.
Roman: Cousin, this is wonderful news. See you soon.
Roman: We have a date, I am waiting for you.
Canceling an activity
Roman: Alright, Niko. We shall do this another time. Later on.
Roman: Don't worry cousin, I have hot bitches that are begging me for my company, see you soon.
Roman: Okay, Niko. We shall rain check this for a different occasion.
Roman: That is cool, cousin. We do this on another occasion.
Bowling
Niko calls
Niko: Want to go bowling?
Niko: Why don't we do some bowling?
Niko: How about we go bowling?
Niko: You want to hit the bowling alley?
Roman: Cousin, I am loving the bowling. Pick me up in next hour.
Roman: Haha, I love to watch the girls bend over and pick up balls, of course I will bowl with you. Pick me up in next hour.
Roman: Niko, this is a great American activity. We bowl together if you pick me up in next hour.
Roman: We bowl like two cousins in American sitcom. Pick me up in next hour.
Roman calls
Canceling
Niko: Roman, sorry but I cannot bowl with you anymore. Another time.
Niko: I am sorry, cousin, but I must cancel our bowling.
Darts
Niko calls
Niko: How about we throw some darts?
Niko: I was thinking we play some darts.
Niko: Want to go play darts?
Niko: Why don't we go play darts?
Roman: Great, I would like to play darts with my cousin. I wait for you one hour.
Roman: I have won a lot of money throwing darts before, pick me up in next hour.
Roman: I would like to do darts. Come get me in next hour.
Roman: Just like in Old Country, eh? Collect me in next hour and we play the darts.
Roman calls
Roman: We should play each other at darts.
Niko: Alright, man. Let's play darts. I pick you up in next hour.
Canceling
Niko: Cousin, I am no longer able to do darts with you. Sorry.
Niko: Sorry, Roman. Something has come up. I cannot throw darts with you now.
Drinking
Niko calls
Niko: How about we go drink some vodka.
Niko: How about we try to numb the pain with vodka?
Niko: You want to go for a drink?
Niko: You want to go drinking like we did in the old days?
Roman: Hopefully the booze will not make me lose my sight in one eye like that stuff back home. Get me in next hour.
Roman: I was thinking my liver was having an easy time. We drink together. Come get me in next hour.
Roman: Okay, man. Let's go drinking. Come get me in next hour.
Roman: Wine, women and my cousin, Niko. I could not say no. Pick me up in next hour.
Roman calls
Roman: Cousin, we should go out together. Open a bottle of vodka and drink it all like we did in Old Country.
Niko: Okay man, we go drinking together. I pick you up in next hour.
Niko: We have a date, I am waiting for you.
Conversations
Conversation One
Roman: You see the way that man was looking at me? Did you see him?
Niko: An ex-boyfriend?
Roman: Fuck you. Fuck you, Niko Bellic. He was looking at me like he wanted to fight. Like he thought I was nobody. I'm a somebody. So what if I moved here. Everyone except the Native Americans are immigrants to this country and even they were meant to have walked here from Russia when the sea was frozen over.
Niko: I didn't know that.
Roman: Stick with me, cousin, and you'll learn a lot. About games of chance, about hard work and opportunity, about pleasuring women - you'll learn a hell of a lot. What did that scumbag think he was staring at? I'm a continental lager, he's just a domestic brew. Tastes like fucking piss. Everyone loves an imported and classy beverage. If I knew where he lived I'd go there and seduce his wife.
Niko: She wouldn't be able to resist you, Roman.
Roman: Not many women can, not many can...
Conversation Two
Roman: I'm sober. I had a lot to drink, but I'm straight sober.
Niko: Sure.
Roman: I am... listen, man... I'm seeing funny. I think I got spiked.
Niko: What? What is spiked?
Roman: I think someone put something in my drink. Evil people do it to women they wish to take advantage of.
Niko: And which nice sailor in there do you think wanted to take advantage of you, pretty lady?
Roman: Firstly, I wasn't in the fucking merchant navy. And secondly, cousin and friend, fuck you. And thirdly, people also do it if they want to steal your kidneys or your liver.
Niko: Who would want your kidneys or liver? They must all be shot through by now.
Roman: Fuck you, I'm an alpha male. I'm at the top of the tree...
Niko: Like a fairy.
Roman: Not that tree... the tree of life.
Niko: Oh, that tree. Stop talking shit.
Canceling
Niko: Cousin, our drunkenness will have to wait. Something has happened.
Niko: Sorry Roman, you may have to drink alone. I can no longer join you.
Eating
Niko calls
Niko: Hey cousin, want to sit down with me and eat something?
Niko: How about we go eat something?
Niko: Want to go grab some food?
Niko: We should eat together like cousins?
Roman: Good idea cousin, we eat together. I wait for you for one hour.
Roman: I have a hunger, cousin. Come collect me in next hour.
Roman: This is a good thing for family to do. Collect me in next hour.
Roman: This will be a bonding experience. Get me in next hour.
Roman calls
Roman: Niko, it's Roman. We should eat together.
Niko: Okay man, get ready. I will be with you in next hour.
Canceling
Niko: Cousin, you must dine alone. I can no longer join you.
Niko: Roman. I can't eat with you. This may help you lose some weight.
Pool
Niko calls
Niko: How about a game of pool?
Niko: Why don't we shoot some pool?
Niko: You wanna play some pool?
Niko: I did like to play some pool with you.
Roman: Two cousins playing pool, I like the sound of that. Pick me up in next hour.
Roman: Sure, let's go shoot some pool. Pick me up in the next hour.
Roman: You want to play pool with me, come pick me up in the next hour.
Roman: Okay man, pool it is. Collect me in next hour.
Roman calls
Roman: Cousin, how about we play some pool? Remember how we used to hustle those American soldiers back home when the war started?
Niko: Sure, cousin. We play some pool. I come get you in next hour.
Roman: Okay, man. I will see you soon then.
Canceling
Niko: Cousin, you will be shooting pool alone today. Do not place bets, okay?
Niko: Sorry, Roman. I cannot play pool with you anymore. I have another plan.
Show
Niko calls
Niko: How about we go to see something?
Niko: Let us go out to see something.
Niko: Want to go to a show?
Niko: You want to join me at the show?
Roman: Good call, Niko. We go to show together. Come collect me in next hour.
Roman: I like to see something. Collect me in next hour.
Roman: Sure, cousin. I would like that. Pick me up in next hour.
Roman: This is a good idea. I'd like to see a show with you, Niko. I wait for you for one hour.
Roman calls
Canceling
Niko: Sorry, cousin. I cannot see the show with you no more. Hope that's cool.
Niko: Hey, Roman. You mind if we catch the show on another night? I have something else to do.
Strip club
Niko calls
Niko: How about we check out some massive fake titties at a gentlemen's club?
Niko: You know I will dream of titties for many nights after this? Come collect me in next hour.
Niko: You want to go see naked American girls with me?
Niko: You want to go to a strip club?
Roman: If I could only touch those girls, I would be in Heaven. Come get me in next hour.
Roman: There is nothing your cousin loves more than titty, come get me in next hour.
Roman: You are a good cousin, Niko. This is just what we should do. Collect me in next hour.
Roman: You know I will dream of titties for many nights after this? Come collect me in next hour.
Roman calls
Roman: Niko, it's your cousin. Let us go to a stripclub together.
Niko: Sure man, I could do with going to strip club. I come get you in next hour.
Roman: Okay, man. I will see you soon then.
Canceling
Niko: Roman, I cannot go look at titties with you. I have to do something else.
Niko: Sorry, cousin. I cannot join you at the tittie bar. You can still go by yourself though.