User talk:Automatic Grand Theft

Hey there everyone! My name is Kessler, I'm from the motherland. Only been a member for about five minutes, but I've been reading the site for months! guess I'm a veteran noobie.

I guess I should tell about my liking in Grand Theft Auto. When I was a little kid, my best friend and his cousin bought GTA III and some nascar racing game for his cousin's birthday and we played GTA III all night. The nascar game was used as target practice, I believe. But the day after that, my parents got me a PS2 and sooon after I made enough money to persuade my parents into getting me GTA III as well. throughout the years of my hoodlum youth and GTA's birth, I beat, cheated, and screwed around with every GTA game and ripoff I could find. But soon the games started to get boring, and beating LCS and Vice City about a billion times was getting old. This was 2007, a year before GTA IV's release, and by then there were only stupid rumors and fake images that I believed was total BS. By 2008 I had a PS3 and was content to Burnout Paradise and Motorstorm and all kinds of games, but then GTA III was announced. For real. I was one of the first to buy in and embraced it's sweet return to my disc tray. Ever since then my PS2 had not been collecting dust as still bust out claude and tommy, and now niko as well hen I feel like I need to be a mass murderer in a large city, when I would never dream of doing it in real life. But isn't that why we play fun games like GTA?

Anyway, being the new kid here, I have less friends than a hipster at an Amish school. Anyone care to shout out a friendly hello? :D

Well I'm off the follow some pages and argue with some gripes and talk about missions and love to play GTA. Thanks!