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Weazel News is a news station in Grand Theft Auto IV that is a parody of FOX News. It reports the happenings of Liberty City, along with the results of Niko's exploits. It is a massive news network, with several divisions, including Weazel Sports, Weazel Weather and Weazel Business. Niko can visit the website, watch it on TV or most commonly, listen to it on the radio.

News Stories on Radio

The news on the radio will update itself while progressing through the story.

Bridge closings and Mayor Ochoa weapons ban
Jingoism Act renewed, rise in crime in Hove Beach, the Horn, and dead Platypus captain
Plan to outlaw online poker, Manny Escuela, and Lazlow returns
Tom Goldberg and new apartment complex
Police brutality, hybrid cars, traffic report of Broker and Dukes, new taxi fare agreement, and meth
Rise in crime with the police blaming the Eastern Europeans, hybrid cars popularity, and protest over bridge closures
BAWSAQ pummels, Congress passes the Jingoism Act, Micheal Graves and John Hunter campaigns, Alderney mob gaining prominence
Francis McReary, meth, Bryce Dawkins's homophobic rant
Bryce Dawkins's apology, new border security bill, Europe underperforming
War on Terror, global warming denials, beheaded victim found in river
Explosion in Bohan, phone market saturated in cheap phones
Violent shootout in nightclub in Hove Beach, dealing with rise in Russian organized crime, and Swingers wanting a new stadium
Littlelacysurprisepageant.com, The Angels of Death and The Lost war, online dating sites, Lazlow returns after six years of absence and announcement of Integrity

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 '''Weazel News''' is a news station in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]] that is a parody of [[wp:Fox News Channel|FOX News]]. It reports the happenings of [[Liberty City in GTA IV|Liberty City]], along with the results of [[Niko Bellic|Niko's]] exploits. It is a massive news network, with several divisions, including Weazel Sports, Weazel Weather and Weazel Business. Niko can visit the [[weazelnews.com|website]], watch it on [[TV Shows in GTA IV#Weazel|TV]] or most commonly, listen to it on the [[Radio Stations in GTA IV|radio]].
+==News Stories on Radio==
+The news on the radio will update itself while progressing through the story.
+* Bridge closings and [[Mayor Ochoa]] weapons ban
+* Jingoism Act renewed, rise in crime in Hove Beach, the Horn, and dead [[Platypus]] captain
+* Plan to outlaw online poker, [[Manny Escuela]], and [[Lazlow]] returns
+* [[Tom Goldberg]] and new apartment complex
+* Police brutality, hybrid cars, traffic report of Broker and Dukes, new taxi fare agreement, and meth
+* Rise in crime with the police blaming the Eastern Europeans, hybrid cars popularity, and protest over bridge closures
+* BAWSAQ pummels, Congress passes the Jingoism Act, Micheal Graves and John Hunter campaigns, Alderney mob gaining prominence
+* [[Francis McReary]], meth, [[Bryce Dawkins]]'s homophobic rant
+* Bryce Dawkins's apology, new border security bill, Europe underperforming
+* War on Terror, global warming denials, beheaded victim found in river
+* [[Rigged_to_Blow_(GTA_IV)|Explosion]] in [[Bohan]], phone market saturated in cheap phones
+* [[The_Master_and_the_Molotov|Violent shootout]] in nightclub in [[Hove Beach]], dealing with rise in Russian organized crime, and [[Swingers]] wanting a new stadium
+* [[Littlelacysurprisepageant.com]], [[The Angels of Death]] and [[The Lost]] war, online dating sites, Lazlow returns after six years of absence and announcement of [[Integrity]]
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