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==[[Pedestrian_Dialogue_in_GTA_San_Andreas|Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]]==
==[[Pedestrian_Dialogue_in_GTA_San_Andreas|Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]]==


==[[Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories]]==
==[[Pedestrian_Dialogue_in_GTA_Liberty_City_Stories|Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories]]==
===Paramedics===
*No insurance? Here, take an aspirin.
*Check his wallet.
 
===Police===
'''When shooting'''
*Aim for his head!
*Aim for his spine!
*Aim for his nuts!
*Aim for his rectum!
*No judge no jury!
*It's the justice!
*I'm opening fire!
*I ain't asking for it again!
*This is going to end right now!
'''When punching'''
*Check it I'm tougher than you.
*Think you can beat me?
*You'll wake up in a cell!
*You wanna rock huh?
*You want some nightstick?
'''pushed'''
*Use your damn eye.
*Have respect for the law!
*Hey! I'm gonna crucify you!
'''Toni blocks the way of a Cruiser'''
*Don't make me arrest ya pal
 
===FBI===
*Opening fire! Opening fire!
*You were asking for it!
 
===Police Helicopter===
*LCPD!
*This is LCPD!
*Hold it right there!
*Your momma ain't gonna save your ass now!
*You just got my buddy! GAAH!
*You are a sitting duck buddy! QUACK! QUACK! (means to indicate that the player cannot get a helicopter in any ways)
*Running a marathon, buddy? STAY DOWN!
*I got this person in my sight!
*See me up here! I ain't smiling tough guy!
*Says something about Toni in the movie '[[The Mainframe]]'.
 
===Leone Family===
'''random dialog'''
*Hey, family's family. You know?
*What? Do I amuse you?
*You ever tried the sausages at ?
*Italian-American stereotypes, you know?
'''pushed'''
*You'd better learn some respect there, junior.
*Eh! Watch the shoes here!
*That's an Italian suit, okay?
'''shooting'''
*I'm going to shoot you on sight!
*I'll show you what it is to be fucking with the Leone!
*Now you know what it means to fuck with the Leones!
 
===Sindacco Family===
'''random dialog'''
*The boss ain't too happy.
*Gotta get a place ready for the shylock.
*The Forellis have gone too fuckin' far this time.
*My hairstyle is 60% grease.
*Hey, my mama says I got an Oedipus complex.
'''pushed'''
*Big mistake!
*Back off!
*You got a problem?
*I'll remember your face.
'''shooting'''
*Wanna dance, pretty boy?
*Black and blue!
*I'm gonna rip your fuckin' head off.
 
===Forelli Family===
'''random dialog'''
*He talks like he's got a mouthful of marbles.
*Boss'll be a killer like his dad when he grows up.
*Kids today got no discipline.
*Now, I'm a decent guy.
*When I lose my temper, heads roll. Got it?
'''pushed'''
*Do I know you?
*Show a little respect, huh?
*Your mother would be ashamed.
*What is this, a sidewalk, now?
*Whose town do you think this is?
'''shooting'''
*You are dealing with the real gang!
*You're messing with a real gangster now!
 
===Triads===
'''random dialog'''
*Crazy fool, Mafia.
*Crazy Mafia, chicken-brains.
*Kill me some Mafia and take their ears.
'''pushed'''
*Look where you're going!
*You watch it, dumbass!
*Careful!
'''Triad fires at Toni'''
*Shut up
*You want a split skull?
*I'll dice yo' face!
*You wanna dance? Huh?
'''Toni tries to run down Triad'''
*Watch it!
*You Crazy!
*Oh Hell No!
*Crazy Idiot!
*You Idiot!
 
===Yakuza===
'''jumping away from car'''
*Wa, Goregore (=What the hell)
'''pushed'''
*Don insurlt (insult) me!
'''Toni blocks the road'''
*You move out the way now.
 
===Colombians===
'''random dialog'''
*I had a mansion in Vice City.
*I'm the daddy now.
*Do I sound like a stereotype to you?
*Oh man, I got the best llello.
*It's all there. Good for makin' babies.
'''pushed'''
*Cuidado, man!
*Oye! Watch those shoes, man!
*You pushing the big man, ah?
*You got big cojones!
'''attacking'''
*You attacking the big man, eh?
*You disrespecting me, amigo?
*Oh this is how it's gonna go down, huh?
 
===Southside Hoods===
'''pushed'''
*Stand outta my fucking way!
'''Random dialogue'''
*I got some rage!
*I can go hours without a hit, man!
*I ain't afraid of noone, apart from myself.
'''Pulling Toni out of his car'''
*Get out of there, bitch.
'''Firing at Toni'''
*You a tough guy, huh?
 
===Uptown Yardies===
'''Yardies fire at Toni'''
*You want some of this?
'''Toni rams a Yardie Lobo'''
*What are you doing!
 
===Random dialogue between Pedestrians===
*It's good that I don't have to be angry these days.
*I gotta get over this guilty feeling.
*I made a commitment to myself.
*I can't believe he dumped me.
*Men: all worthless dogs.
*Eat more meat.
*I gotta keep my blood pressure down.
*There's a Burger Shot 'round here, someplace.
*Why am I always so hungry?
*Screw this internet thing.
*My laptop weighs a ton.
*Who needs men when you have money?
*I don't have time for these small-potato deals.
*I wish I were rich.
*I-wanna-be-rich-dot-com.
*Gotta take this whole town online.
*I mean, this is the new economy!
*The ferry situation is not getting any better.
*Yeah, yeah.
*Can I borrow 2 dollars?
*When I retire, it will be sun, sun, sun.
*Shit weather will be a thing of the past!
*And it's off to Vice city.
*2 bucks is all I need.
*Hey my wallet is empty.
*My pimpmobile gettin' new rims!
*Believe it, receive it, achieve it.
*Bitch, I'm doin' me.
*I knew I shoulda wore pink.
*I should go back to strippin'.
*I'm puttin' my coochie on the internet.
*I can't believe she left me after 27 years.
*What's the giggle guy got that I don't?
*Manila, or Bangkok?
*I'm a perfectly healthy weight for my size.
*All these damn illegal immigrants!
*Get off welfare and get a job!
*This town has turned into a shithole.
*Have you ever seen crappier weather?
*My wife wants me to dump my porn collection.
*Is there a good porn shop around here?
*My heart can't take it much longer.
*I guess I can diddle myself.
*I never sucked him off.
*It's tough being an addict, man.
*I let 'em touch me for money.
 
===Pedestrian (pushed)===
*Stop breaking my balls!
*Don't push me, will ya?
*Get the fuck outta my way!
*Ow! My heart!
*Get out of my damn way!
*Pushing is an insult.
*Just try and take my wallet.
*Watch for pickpockets, son.
*I got quick fingers, yo!
*Fuckin' caught 'cause of y'all?
*You're rude.
*Hey that felt kinda nice.
*Well hello there, handsome!
*That was no accident, handsome!
*All you fools will work for me.
*Don't touch me dirtbag.
*Get off!
*'Scuse me
*EXCUSE ME!
*Hello
*Hey get off the streets, get online.
*Come on, boo, don't grab!
*I don't do the S&M shit.
*No finance, no romance.
*Careful.
*Manners please.
*Watch where ya goin.
*C'mon pal, I don't wanna suck you!
*Just ignore me, I'll probably be dead soon.
*Don't worry, I'll bury myself.
*Gonna put my hip out of place.
*You're slackin', I'm mackin'.
*Don't hate, congratulate, playa!
*Hey! I'm gonna throw up my lunch!
*I bruise easily.
*You got something in yo' eye?
*I need just a little more room.
*Where have you been all my life?
*Shit! That was my aorta.
*My left ventricle!
 
===Pedestrian (attacking)===
*Tough man, you're toast.
*Know your friend's gonna beat on you.
*You are beating on women, huh?
*You won't hit a man with a heart condition, would you?
*Don't hit me hard, I've a bad heart!
*Your aorta is toast!
*I'm gonna kick your trick-ass.
*A bitch can defend herself.
*I'm a pimp, not a bitch, bitch!
*You think I can't still mix it up?
*I'm an ex-Marine, dickhead.
*I'm gonna cream you asshole.
*You think I'm scared pal?
*Imma knock your ass out!
*You ruined my day!
*You gonna fight huh?
*I'm gonna beat you up!
*Imma hit you with my laptop.
*I'm not as cute, but I have hard nails.
*I can be even more rough in the sack, you know.
*Let's make love, not war.
*Pull my hair! Pull my hair!
*You don't scare me!
*You chauvinist pig!
*Dick!
*I'm gonna rip out your spine!
*You're a barbarian!
*C'mon, loser!
*You would hit a girl.
*What do you think, I'm afraid of you?
 
===Pedestrian (when Toni aims gun at them)===
*Please! I have a heart infection!
*Gimme a break, I'm just a chump.
*Guns? So bold and common.
*I got no one to care of me anyway.
*Police! I've been assaulted!
*I'm nearly rich, don't kill me now!
*Hey, I should sell guns on the internet!
*Come on man, please don't!
*I got a bigger gun than that.
 
===Pedestrian (jumping away from car)===
*You tried to kill me!
*Hey!
*Easy man! I'm over here!
*Woah!
*Learn how to drive!
*Crazy idiot!
*Hey, watch it man!
*Keep your eyes open!
*Crazy fool!
*Oh my God!
*Oh, help!
*Look out!
*Trying to kill an old lady!
*Are you insane?
*That's bullshit yo!
*Damn son!
*Ah you tried to kill me!
*Holy moley!
*Psycho!
*Infamy!
*You almost cracked my pelvis!
*Holy crap!
*Oh my heart!
*Oh my intestine!
*Watch it!
*I'm just tryin' to work here, honey.
*The bitch's tryin to love!
*That's fourth this week!
*Son of a bitch!
*Excuse you!
*Careful!
*Hey watch it!
 
===Pedestrian (seeing a corpse)===
*Oh, hell, what a mess!
*I'am gonna lose my lunch.
*Another one bites the dust.
*Oh it's nothin!
*Jumping Jehosephat!
 
===Drivers (when Toni blocks road)===
*Hurry up! I'm late for a swinging party.
*I'm tryin' to cruise for pussy here!
*Come on, get out of the way.
*Come on, move it!
*Come on, I'm waiting for my marriage guidance!
*Come on, man, let's go!
*Move! I'm late for a meeting!
*Don't make me lose my shit pal!
*Oh lord!
*Move it!
*Move it Welfare boy!
*Move! I'm late for the show.
*Move dickhead move!
*I got a date with a cheese deluxe!
*I have a going massage in 5 minutes!
*I'm gonna overheat my engine!
*I'm jonesin' for a rock over here.
 
===Drivers (When Toni jacks car)===
*What?! What?!
*My Pornos are in there!
*Take it, take the car!
*That's my dad's car!
*Help! Police!
*Get off!
*Oh no I'm having a heart attack! Get away!
*My corporate car!
*This is my car!
*Don't grope me I'm a man!
 
===Drivers (When Toni rams into car)===
*My Car!
*Oh lord!
*It's a company car!(?)
*What, man!
*Oh! I had an accident!
*My corporate car.
*Asshole.
*First my friend and now my car?
*You moron you hit me.
*You moron.
*Ah, not again!
*You wrecked my ride!
 
===Toni (as crashing into a random car)===
*Is it gonna be any worse?
*Sorry about that.
 
===Toni (as he jacks cars)===
*Out! Before I shoot you!
 
===Toni (as he aims people with his gun) ===
*Feelin' scared, huh?
*Don't try to mess with me.
*You want some of this?
*LCPD Morons!
*Now stay away from me.
*Look, I'm armed.
*You should be running away.
*Want a bullet in your face?
*Shouldn't play tough pal.
 
===Toni (when he is arrested) ===
*Let me go, officer!
 
===Avenging Angels===
'''As they join Toni on [[Avenging Angels]] missions'''
*Kickin ass rocks!
*We're the law in this town!
*I'm your man!
'''pushed'''
*I'm the law!
*Looking for trouble?
*Get a close look. I empower you!
*That's assault!


==[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]]==
==[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]]==
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