Pedestrian Dialogue

The following is a list of all the spoken lines said by pedestrians, policemen, paramedics and so on.

San Andreas

Carl Johnson (getting arrested)

Come on, do I look like gangster? I’m a businessman!

Carl Johnson (is falling down from a high building)

Oh, shit!
Damn!
What the fuck!
Bullshit!
I don't need this shit!
Oh, motherfucker!
I hate gravity!
Shit, damn!
Aaaah!
Oh, fuck, shit!
Noooo!
Oh, hell no!
Oh, no!
Aaaah, no!

Croupier

Place your bets!
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen!
An author of credit has been made, Sir. (?)
The house is prepared to offer you credit, Sir.
The house regonizes _ credit rating.
Sorry, Sir, you don't have enough fonds.
No more bets, please!
No more bets, ladies and gentlemen, please.
No more bets, people.
You win!
You win, Sir, well done.
Congratulations, Sir.
Thank you, Sir, have a nice day.
Thank you for playing, Sir.
Jackpot!
Another win for Sir!

Motorcycle Police (while chasing the player)

Don’t make this a 99A!
You have a last request?
You are going down!
I’m ready when you are, pussy!
I’m gonna get that bastard!
Bring it on!
You wanna fight a cop?
Officer, requesting backup!
Easy there!
I need backup here!
Hey!
Let’s see what you got!
Careful, partner!
Where'd you learn to throw a punch?
This one’s mine!
I’m going after it!
I’m gonna hum with you!
Ah, you want some of this?

Police Countryside (the player pushes the policeman)

Police, move!
Excuse me, please!
Out of the way!
Don’t you push me there!
Police, out of the Way!

Police Countryside (while chasing the player)

Get back here!
Come back here, you’re under arrest!
Stop running away, boy!
I will kill you, boy!
My daddy told me about guys like you!
You’re getting yourself in a hole heap of shit!
You think I didn’t kill bigger bands than you, pal?
I’m a racist, boy!
You don’t hit cops in my town!
I’m gonna mess you up, boy!
Out of your little mind, boy!
I can hardly wait to put you in!
You await your death, boy!
I see you, boy!
You think you’re tough now, boy?
You disgust me!
I’m on to kill you!
Hey, dump bastard, look at me!
You should play nice, boy!
I’m gonna put my pistol on your mouth!

Police Countryside (the player gets busted)

Yeah, boy, happy now?

Police Los Santos (while chasing the player)

I’m gonna get that fat asshole!

Police San Fierro (the player pushes the policeman)

Note: There are different policemen in SF, but this list isn't separated

Watch where you going!
Sorry, my fault, entirely!
Did you hurt yourself?
Yeah, let’s connect!
Did your mother drop you as a child?
Hey, watch it!
Hey, I just polished these shoes!
When you see this badge, step the hell aside!

Police San Fierro (while chasing the player)

If I’m finished with you... (laughing)
Let’s see what you got, boy!
Take it like a man!
Bruise yourself for pain!
Don’t make me ramming on you! (?)
When I kick your ass, I’m gonna fuck it!
Careful, I know how to use this stick!
Move it or loose it!
I’m gonna take you down!
First I gonna kick you up, than I’m gonna kick you off!
Do you wanna bump up? Come on: Show me what you’re hiding down there!
Man to man, like nature to thing! (?)
Prepared for a beating!
You wanna bump up, huh?
I’m gonna firing your ass! (?)
Come on, pal, one fist or two?
How can I help you? Please stop!
I’m actually a social worker in a uniform!
Stop, can I help you with your ___?
Let me help you, I’m a social worker!
I can help you crying out with my help!
Did your daddy kiss you?
Fighting is never the answer!
I just wanna know why you’re so unhappy!
Wait, bro!
Come on, we can get on the bottom with this!
Why you wanna hit me?
Stop, we can hold hands and talk about it!
The police are your friends!
I’m licensed by the state
Hold it, I’m also a social worker!
Slow down!
Go ahead, at least we get attention! (?)
Stop, you’re just troubled!
Didn’t your mother love you?
Come, let’s open a constructive dialogue!
I can feel your pain!
You have a death wish, punk?
Slow down!
I can make this look like a suicide, you know?
You’re leaving me no choice; I got to kick your ass!
You can’t escape!
You ain’t loosing me, asshole!
I’m dragging your ass to jail!
I’m right behind ya, buddy!
I’m going to terminate this chase in any cost purpose! (?)
My wife puts up a better fight!
Slow down, damn it!
I smell the fear of a criminal!
I’m on your ass, daisy!
Come on, let’s talk about this!
This badge does not brake for no one!
You can’t escape!
You see me coming, don’t ya?
I’m on the edge, asshole!
I’m gonna slap you good! (?)
Get your bitch and switch! (?)
You’re discovering your double-bagger? (?)

Drop yourself, honey!

Let’s wrestle to submission!
Wrestle me, honey!
Let’s hope we don’t have to hurt him!
Don’t move a muscle!

Police San Fierro (the player hits a police car)

What are you doing?
You’re going downtown!
My ex-wife drives better than that!
What the hell are you doing?
You better pay a price for that!
Son-of-a-bitch!
Hey!

Police Boat

Suspect is overboard.
Where you gonna swim to?
Get out of the water, you can’t escape!
He tries to swim away!
There he is, in the water!
We’ve got a man overboard, a man overboard!
Oh, you think you’re a fish, huh?
Get out of the fucking water, right now!
There he is!
Get out of the fucking water!
Hey, get outta there!
We’ve got a suspect in the water. Repeat: A man in the water!

Police Helicopter

We've got a clear vision on our suspect and we’re about to open fire.

Co-Pilot: Hey, when I kill him, do I get a medal?
Pilot: You get two!

This is aerial support - the suspect is about to get terminated.
You’re going down, hard man, right now!
Give up, the game’s up.
You think you’re hard, huh?
We’re the police, you moron, we’ve got helicopters!
This is aerial support - we’ve got a clear vision on our Suspect.
Put your hands off, it’s over!

Pilot: There is he, shoot him!
Co-Pilot: Why I always have to do the fucking Killing?!

Suspect is trying to escape - we have to stop that soon.
We had a headshot on you. Stop!
This is aerial support - we’re about to neutralize all visible dreads (?).

Co-Pilot: Hey, I can see my house from here-
Pilot: Hey, will you shut the hell up!

You, stop!
You’re in trouble now, bad boy.
This is chopper support - suspect is in sight.
This is heli support - I’m gonna put the suspect down!
This party is gonna be shot down!
You’re mine, tough guy!
You! Stop, or we will kill you!
We are the good guys, you little chump!

Pilot: Kill that asshole!
Co-Pilot: I’m trying, I’m trying!

Co-Pilot: You, stop!
Pilot: Just kill him, you pussy!

Suspect is escaping, repeat: Escaping!
You can’t escaping, asshole!
You! Stop running! Now!
It’s time to shut you up, asshole!

Pilot: Fulltime is over, kid!
Co-Pilot: Oh, you’re so dominating!

Pilot: Hey, do you see anything?
Co-Pilot: Higher! Shoot him!

Co-Pilot: Where is he?
Pilot: Over there, you dick, kill him!

You’re going to respect the law, pal!
Hey, stop, or we will kill you!
We’ve got a clear sighting on our suspect!

Pilot: (says something not to make out)
Co-Pilot: Oh, you’re so really butch!

Soldiers (while walking without chasing the player)

Fuck government thing in the desert.

Vice City

Tommy (as he collides with another vehicle)

You drive like you look: stupid.
Dumb...Florida...morons.

Tommy (while jacking a car being driven)

I need this, pal.
You got insurance, so don't be afraid.
Run away.

Tommy (while being chased by the police)

Dicks! You're all dicks!!!
If I have to kill you, I will!

Police

Don't make me run; I'll get all sweaty.
You think that's funny, asshole? (when the player tries to run down an officer)
I am an officer of the law, stop!
You're all mine, tough guy.
I got him.
He's mine.
Don't run away from me!

Police Helicopter

Pilot: There he is, over there, take him out!

F.B.I.

This is the F.B.I.!

Drivers (when crashing into them)

I hope you got whiplash.
He's trying to kill me!

Vice City Stories

Police (while chasing player)

Ooh, look who's running.
I'm aiming for your nuts.
Let's go sweetheart.
Goddamn you!
I'm the law, boy!
You know you're dead, right?
I'm gonna beat your sweet ass!
I will kill you slow
I'll have your balls for breakfast, boy!
Stop you fuck-O!
You're messing with the law!
You must be a DCT! (?)
I got something for you boy!
You wanna see me boy?
Take my shot punk!
Fuck you John! (?)

Vic Vance (While aiming pedestrians)

Say hello to Mr. Death
Just Cleaning up
Just cleaning the shit.
Fuck You
Yeah, it's death time
You want some of this?
Freeze bitchhead
This is like strangling!
This is not a rehearsal!
Hey dead man!
Last chance to draw our breath!
Hey, you're gonna die
Your life is about to expire
Truck back if it you like (?)
This train stops here.
Want a break? Me as well
Have a nice death!
Sure it's a gun!
Yeah! Beast gang! (?)
Go to hell!
Hey, stip (?)
Goodbye asshole
So everyone says to shit yourself
Hey, I want your every meat!
I'm a professional
They say it's no movie, and it is not a kid's toy
You are now about to die

The following is only able right after Vic is discharged from the army

I just got kicked out of the army

Vic Vance (While beating up pedestrians)

Fight? Sure, OK, but let's make it quick.
D'you like it? Me too.
You're good at pissing me off.
Fight? Why not?
Never, Ever to me!
You'd make a real fight.

Vic Vance (While either aiming, beating up people, or getting chased or busted)

You gotta be joking!

Vic Vance (While on fire)

Aaaaarrrrgh!
Help!

Vic (When crashing into random cars)

Oh yeah, very intelligent!
Damn you!
I hope that really hurts!

Drivers (When player blocks road or rams random cars)

Move your bitch ass
Move your ass
Move bitch move!
You're trapping me in!
You gotta cut that shit out and move!
You little bitch, move!
Don't keep me in your rear!
When will you people learn?!
Estupido! (Cholos will shout out if player rams their car)
What are you doing?
Not today, not now!
Hey Gringos! I got a shit to do there(?)
Move the vehicle!!!
Man I gotta call my whacking!(?)
This buddy is mine!
I gotta move up ahead!
Who the hell is gonna pay for that?
Stop your fucking! (?)

Pedestrians (When player pushes them)

Hey amigos! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!
You're rude
Watch where you're going
Move back soldier!
Hey, watch it!
Well, how dare you asshole! (?)

Pedestrians (When angry)

Come on asshole
You want a piece of me?
You think I am a little sexbutt, huh?
Hey amigos! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!
I'll beat you insane
I'm a real killing machine!
Don't make me hurt you
Wow looks like this kid's going down.
You're a bitch
Come on then come on!
You're gonna be one of my burlap system!
Ok then, let's go, let's go!
I'm on my lunch break.
You want a fist in your face?
Get your hand off my car (though player hits a typical pedestrian without a car, sometimes that pedestrian says this)
I was born to fight! (security guards)
Let's go you two digit midget!
You know what, seńor?
I can fight, I'm white trash.
Uh, hello
Alright, my apologies (and runs away)

Pedestrians(When Vic aims them with gun)

Is that real?
OK, I was rude
Cowering like a bitch? Shoot!
I hope you don't kill me!
I ain't scared of that bullet
You'd better shoot fast!
Come on, I'll fix your toilet for free!
Free the fire! Stand away!
Want me to fix that for you?

Pedestrians(When they see people killed by Vic)

Man, this town is crazy!
This town is full of bitches

Bikers

Come on 50 boy!
I'm gonna shoot you in the ass

Sharks

Sharks, me?
You wanna swim with the sharks?
You are messing with the sharks.
Sharks bite!

Cholos

You can't kill me! I'm indestructible!
Show me you're the man.

Paramedics

Handicapped parking for you
Sticky turfs!
I think he's drunk
You'd better be American