Dangerous Bastard

Dangerous Bastard is a song created by Scottish hair metal band Love Fist. This song appears in the Love Fist album Fat Chicks All Day All Night, which is also Love Fist's second album, behind Dogs on Heat. The song is first on the album's listing. This song is featured in Grand Theft Auto Vice City on the radio station V-Rock, along with another Love Fist song, Fist Fury.

Love Fist, the Scottish hair metal band that created the song.

Lyrics

I'm a dangerous bastard

And I am bullet-proof

I tell ya, liiiiife is a lesson, look

Sometimes I get flu...

The Devil looks into my eye

And he makes my voice go "ahhhhh"!!

Is there nothing in his eye

God I need to know...

Is it true, you like my curls?

Do you think we look like girls?

Would it cause a sexual block

If you saw, our, great, big socks!

I keep drivin' faster!

Going through the roof

I wanna ruuuuun a delicatessen love

That don't make me a proof...

Action, camera, lipstick, lights

I fit in Mercedes' tights

No one knows I play guitar

Wearing her red bra

Is it true you like my curls?

Do you think we look like girls?

Would it cause a sexual block;

If you saw, our, great, big socks!